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« Reply #120 on: September 03, 2020, 04:16:27 AM »
a pineal gland cannot be decalcified once it is raped

Your Daddy is the Daddy of lies.

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« Reply #121 on: September 03, 2020, 04:26:37 AM »
I was so looking forward to talking about this all weekend... but! Wait! Turkey is on fire!


http://d38zt8ehae1tnt.cloudfront.net/Illuminati_Card_Game_1995__THE_FUTURE_ON_CARDS__120555.jpg?v=1372003481

I thought this was going to be another rant about how useless the Falkie thread is.


From the "Twenty Eight Pages Later" thread. It's been brought up to me, "Jackstar, what's your obsession with pages?" The answer is that I think school uniforms are cute.


I've always loved you.


The wicked flee, where none doth pursue.


I'm not gonna lie: I can't believe It's incredible I made it this far. It's because I have Fabio's (CENSORED) in a box, right? I knew that would come in handy some day.

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« Reply #122 on: September 03, 2020, 04:52:37 AM »
What's your page rate?

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« Reply #123 on: September 03, 2020, 04:53:02 AM »
Check your pager.

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« Reply #124 on: September 03, 2020, 04:54:10 AM »
Your Daddy is the Daddy of lies.

I don't worship Beezlebub. I only had him over that once and he shat in my living room floor. Never again! Never forget.

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« Reply #125 on: September 03, 2020, 04:54:56 AM »
No self respecting man would ever call another man "Daddy".

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« Reply #126 on: September 03, 2020, 04:55:57 AM »
Is this a picture of another dimension?

They are the ramblings of a Schizophrenic. R.I.P. Morgan Vogel.

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« Reply #127 on: September 03, 2020, 06:45:38 AM »
I don't worship Beezlebub. I only had him over that once and he shat in my living room floor. Never again! Never forget.

I bet that brimstone is not the easiest thing to clear out of a room. Do you need some holy water? I know the best place for that... Well, it's not so much the church, as all of the beautiful Christian Magic that this place attracts... If you haven't been you should check it out some time.  https://chapeloftheholycross.com/

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« Reply #128 on: September 05, 2020, 04:08:29 PM »
Art's facebook:

Trump
I have mixed feelings after the mess Yesterday. On the one hand like many American people I feel we badly need somebody to shake things the hell up like Trump. On the other hand I don't want a Racist. He knew exactly what he was doing just before Super Tuesday across the South. It's hard to believe a man raised in NYC would be Racist so it was opportunistic. I don't want Hillary and the rest of the field just does nothing for me. My head hurts.
Art
From the Art Bell thread.

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« Reply #129 on: September 05, 2020, 04:46:32 PM »
From the Art Bell thread.

They just never stop claiming racism.  ::) x 1000

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« Reply #130 on: September 07, 2020, 03:26:34 AM »
Folks, that very long contract he signed is with Satan. You know that's what he's talking about, right? Continued success and riches is promised to all who sign with Satan. Gee, wait, our politicians, musicians, movie stars....wait....did they sign the same thing?? LOL.
From the George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium thread.

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« Reply #131 on: September 07, 2020, 03:42:29 AM »
I got offered $150 billion plus some loose change, a few weeks ago. My hand to God.

Clearly, whatever the Forces Of Evil are on this adorable little rock, they are, at this point, truly desperate, n'est-ce pas? Sad! What difference does it even make?

There's four more of me in orbit around separate moons. Don't worry about it. Get a juice box; get a sippy cup; get a thermal throne blanket, go take yourself a nice long nap. Bring more than one book with you too, because after you finish "How I Taught Myself To Read Fnords" you can have something else to read for fun.



p.s.: ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY BILLION.

p.p.s.: Of course, I would have never have seen a dime of it--I might be stupid, I might be high... but I'm not stupid and high--and it probably would have been a felony at this point if not a tremendous betrayal of my own personal character and moral fiber, but the best part was how I personally felt absolutely no temptation whatsoever! A warm feeling, I can assure you.

p.p.p.s: Billion with a "B". F****** clown world HONK HONK

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« Reply #132 on: September 07, 2020, 03:49:51 AM »
From the Art Bell thread.

"Racism is bad!"
--- Art Bell

"I prefer filipinas."
--- Art Bell


Look, look, read, read: I ain't touching this one. This is really not my area at all. Y'all can be the judge, if another suitable candidate doesn't come along presently.

Make sure to check the shoes. Judges love shoes.

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« Reply #133 on: September 08, 2020, 04:15:35 AM »
A few fries short of a happy meal
From the Euphemisms for Crazy or Lacking Brainpower thread.

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« Reply #134 on: September 08, 2020, 04:21:15 AM »

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« Reply #135 on: September 11, 2020, 03:45:34 AM »
Then I guess he buys his @ the "Pants that look like shorts with pasty old man legs with varicose veins" store.
From the Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread.

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« Reply #136 on: September 11, 2020, 05:09:42 AM »
Richard C. Hoagland - Live

By the way, I've done this before, but I am reminded: Richard needs to know that I forgive him for hanging up on me that one time. It's not up to me if he's forgiven himself, but... no, really. I adore Richard. I bet his glands are delicious as well. I don't think this guy could decalcify a multivitamin even if he were squatting in Fring's superlab before or after the fire.

I don't think I've said too much. No, I'm not going to pass messages from Robin. That would be cruel. She does say that we should all brush our teeth, though. : rolleyes :

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« Reply #137 on: September 12, 2020, 11:09:49 PM »
BG is a crowd funding plan with a very subtle hint of what ever that smell is when things come crawling out of the woodwork.


so yes.

From the "I'm a pleb!" "Where are they now?" thread.

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« Reply #138 on: September 13, 2020, 04:08:40 AM »
Art won't come back because Art CAN'T come back. Art is gone, the man currently known as "Art" is merely his reanimated corpse.
From the If Art comes back thread. 

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« Reply #139 on: September 13, 2020, 04:44:47 AM »
If Art comes back

SPOILER: he's not going to bring any snacks when he does. He claims it's because he can't, but my honest legit opinion is that he's holding out because I'm black. Fuck that guy.

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« Reply #140 on: September 13, 2020, 11:45:16 PM »
Yep tune in if ya wanna get "Chunga'd n' Churched".

From the "Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat" thread.

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« Reply #141 on: September 13, 2020, 11:49:14 PM »
... I trust in Google's ethics ...

From the "Google+" thread.

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« Reply #142 on: September 14, 2020, 08:09:34 PM »
who is MV?

Michelle VanDeviant, a transgender that posts from time to time on BellGab...

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« Reply #143 on: September 16, 2020, 11:58:09 PM »
I think we should take up a collection to get RCH a Bellgab bolo tie.  Don't I remember that someone on here does wood shop?
From the Art Bell thread.

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« Reply #144 on: September 18, 2020, 04:01:20 AM »
Because look at his replacement.. seriously, Romney? fuck me.. God forbid, imagine Paul Ryan being President...That scares the shit out of me.

And Biden doesn't?
From The Results of Nov 6, 2012 as predicted by Carnac Coyle thread.

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« Reply #145 on: September 21, 2020, 03:51:14 AM »
Thanks, I couldn't remember if you had died three times or had died once for three days.
From The General Musings of Falkie2013 thread.

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« Reply #146 on: September 22, 2020, 05:45:46 PM »

lmao and jd is the nectar of the gods. too bad I can't have more than 3 shots neat otherwise I pull a cosby. yeah that's the ticket there should be a drink called the cosby...
From the George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium thread.