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Started by Rix Gins, July 16, 2020, 02:36:36 PM

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Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on August 18, 2008, 09:33:46 AMLol.

"Dr.Doom failed to deliver again and again. However, one claim that Dames made may have arrived early - he claimed that his remote viewing skills would no longer work by the year 2011 - Ed, not only did you hit the mark here, you were early...way early."
Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 18, 2008, 11:58:40 PMyou know... i now think i recall hearing him say something about 2011.  he must have made that prediction a long time ago (maybe back in the 90s), because he would be hard pressed to continue to justify sales of his remote viewing bilge if EVEN HE can't use his "skills."  funny how those years creep on by so quickly.  wonder if he'll scoot that goal post back a few more years when the time comes.  he's engaged in the "scoot" so many times before.  why stop?
From the Ed Dames, he--<sigh, shakes head> Nevermind.

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Quote from: MR. Spock on January 03, 2016, 08:13:54 PMRemember that Im only half human so sometimes my logic is sometimes fussy. ;)
From the Art, George Noory, and Heather Wade thread.

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QuoteFalkie2013 on October 19, 2015, 07:11:16 PM

Dumb bitch, YOU claim to work at the DMV. I wouldn't have you staple two pieces of paperwork together because you'd probably fuck it up.
I have already discussed this but for those mentally challenged such as yourself who failed to comprehend what I wrote about it on here I will repeat it one more time.
No lies as your hate filled mind wants you to believe.
I have a sciatic nerve problem which causes periodic pain spikes in my leg and upper right thigh. Also
an area of that leg was cut accidentally and shut by a surgeon but it never healed right.
I had a spike of pain in that area the night before I went to the DMV in Concord and was standing in line with Kathy and told her about and said " It hurt so much I thought I was having a stroke or something. "
This was within earshot of the clerk who wound up waiting on us. She asked NO questions about my MEDICAL condition and took it upon herself with no corroborating evidence to report to the DMV that I had a stroke when NO stroke occurred.
About a month later I got paperwork from the medical department of the DMV in Oakland that said my license had been SUSPENDED because I had had a stroke and had NOT reported it to the DMV and that I would need a doctors letter stating that I had NOT had a stroke and that I would have to pay a $75 fee and take a written test to remove the suspension .
I raised hell about this because NO stroke had occurred but they refused to remove the suspension and while they now have the paperwork stating that I did not have a stroke I had been fighting the fee and demand I take a written test since the suspension should never have occurred in the first place.
My state senator was in Walnut Creek and I and Kathy went in there several times to deal with this but I had to wait until I could find a doctor to certify that NO stroke had occurred.  Not one but two doctors so certified that fact and I can go into that office today and take up the issue and they have talked to that department several times in the past and have said to me in WRITING that they would get the suspension and requirements lifted when I am ready to do so. As I did not have a car for two one year periods and had had difficulty getting the doctor paperwork, I put the matter on hold.
I can do this any time I want and have the copies in my desk. The senator's office is still willing to see me under the current senator as a courtesy even though I no longer live in that district since the case was initiated IN that office when I was a constituent and resident of that district and I have their letters as well stating that FACT.
As usual in your arrogance, you THINK you know everything about the DMV when you do not.
Mind your own damned business and shut up about something you know nothing about.


Listen up you dumb motherfucker. You know I work for the DMV. Then how the fuck do you think you can get away with telling all these lies? You are obviously too mentally deranged to have a valid DL besides any supposed physical disability you claim to have. If you were suspended on medical grounds all you need to do is fill out the first page of this form:
take it to your doctor, have them complete it and return it to the address at the top. Once received the DMV will contact you for an appointment to discuss it with a hearing officer.
NO fee is required to reinstate your license from a medical suspension.

I no longer work for the driver safety division but a good friend is the manager for one of the Bay Area DS offices. I won't say which one in case you show up there, and I hope you do. How I wish I could be a fly on the wall in the hearing room when you talk to the DS officer. I already know how it would go. You won't be able to keep your stupid fucking mouth shut. All the bullshit you spew will turn your case from a physical medical suspension to one on mental grounds. Good luck dipshit.

I'm always telling her she doesn't express herself enough

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Quote from: MrHippie on April 18, 2014, 07:28:50 PMEvery time I see Nancy Grace I feel like I'm standing in 2 inches of warm piss.
From the Things That Annoy You thread.

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Quote from: danDNA on August 31, 2008, 04:56:26 AMmy liver, who after this weekend will have saved my life once again.
From the What's your favorite organ? thread.

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Quote from: Ms. C on August 11, 2014, 07:55:14 PMI was blessed to see him do a live comedy show in late 70s or early 80s here in Michigan, at the Royal Oak  Theatre.

RIP dear Robin!!!!!!!!
From the Celebrity Deaths thread.  (Robin Williams)

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Quote from: MV/Liberace! on July 23, 2008, 04:23:53 PMcan't stand linda mutilated cow.  her voice reminds me of... well, something.  not sure.  but i don't like it.

sorry for my simplicity today.  i'm under a lot of stress.
From the name guests that have been on more then.. thread.


Quote from: Rix Gins on September 09, 2022, 02:48:02 AMFrom the name guests that have been on more then.. thread.

My liver is programmable on the fly. This is what makes me such a valuable team player during an EMERGENCY, & I'm going to say this one or two more times I don't give a shit how jelly you are—you are not vivisecting my liver.

Like I got five wives to feed now, why don't you go vivisect that's smarmy bastard who's been abusing Grapefruit, you could take his thumbs and plant them in his anus how about that, maybe he'll grow a little tree that'll last talk sweetly to his liver and then fucking I don't know I don't know how this works I just had a whole bunch of distress calls come in and then I answered them after everybody fucked me off and ignored me. For months and months and months. Maybe somebody could give me instruction book sometime or you know not fucking hang up the goddamn phone and then make it so that my phone doesn't work anymore just cuz you're a big fucking pain in the ass or some fucking shit I don't know how this fucking shit works all right? I'm getting pretty tired of all this attitude I get probably not you but a little tired of people saying that I got to do this and I got to do that and blah blah blah like I don't think so you don't throw me in jail for Christmas and then fucking act like I didn't happen then go over you fuck that won't you all take yourself to fucking jail for Christmas and see how you fucking do. On several occasions I mentioned there was something wrong here and nobody seemed to mind everybody thought us totally cool it's just break the law and still somebody's fucking house will let him fucking deal with it well no you won't actually, just imagine how irritated I was before and now I'm still sitting here alone so I don't give a fuck what you're crying about, it really irks me the way everybody else is privileges are respected except mine.

Like you just think you're entitled to everything, don't you? Well let's assume that you were helping me in your dreams or something well now you can fucking I'll help you with my dreams while I fucking go to sleep cuz it takes a lot of work to rescue that many fucking people, and I don't know why they were all fucking blowing up my phone with their fucking emergency broadcast breakfast beacons or whatever. Oh and by the way I'm not paying for a fucking lawyer either, you guys pay for a fuck you already got to play, and buy me a whore and a pizza and then you're all just like didn't talk to me and fuck me off and had some guy to yell at me and tell me that I'm fucking insane, one was insane the person who thought it'd be a good idea to call the police and fucking send me the fucking jail for nothing so you can fucking steal a house guess what you don't fucking get to steal a fucking house you don't get the fucking invalidate my shit you just need to fucking get the fuck out of my life how about that

I'd love to deal with this later but I'm a little tired. I actually don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I'm sure the accountants at the courthouse are going to be able to figure out where you going to be able to pay your share of the 80 million dollar fucking fine no I'm not.






Quote from: Rix Gins on September 06, 2022, 06:08:07 PMFrom the What's your favorite organ? thread.

Yeah I have a highly evolved liver it makes it make whatever I want and do whatever I want to do whatever I need to do whatever I need so I can do what I can because I must do what I must when I get $18,000 fucking emergency fucking point beacon request from some asshole fucking lies to me tells you that no shit.

Would you check with Innerreach, see what he says. He thought it was nice to call me a fucking loser and a fucking insane person and all this other shit and abuse the fuck out of me and make some smarty little boring ass podcast where he's fucking whiny and telling me to shut the fuck up and I was you know what I just getting a little fucking tired of being abused and bullied by a bunch of fucks who didn't do whatever the fuck they want for the whole fucking life now what why don't we do why don't you do with somebody else wants,? You left me fucked off in alone for nine fucking months and fucking treated me like dog shit too.

So I'm sure I'll talk to you later when I feel better, maybe I'm still fucking alone you know, oh but suddenly now everybody wants to fucking do things their way all of a sudden well great you fucking Mr opportunity a little while ago keep your fucking software don't give me your fucking instruction book don't fucking cry and whine about how I fucking got to do something because some fucking fuck-headed truck bitch fucking told me that I need to fucking do some kind of fucking break down the shit and fucking go up and fuck that.

But did I mention now you're lucky I didn't fucking hire a lawyer? Cuz they would have had your ass in a sling. And the reason why everybody's going to be fine about this whenever the fuck the accounts wake up and start figuring out what the fuck happened is because Jackstar cares.

And you fucking people didn't fucking care about me for a minute. Now what part of leave me alone did you understand, I mean that was so easy before you could leave me alone just fucking block me and kick me off your fucking website and fucking disappear to your fucking private discord is that fucking send me fucking fucked off pictures of fucking prison bars and tell me I'm going to go there and tell me I'm look I've had it up to here with this entire fucking thing.

I don't even know how I did it either, I guess I spent my time fucking treating a teleportation but I said putting the fucking red palm print on a fucking softball like fucking Tom Hanks did.

Oh yeah by the way how much fucking money do you make off my mother's house you fucking bitch? Oh by the way turn this rat into a human or get her out of here, preferably the one not the other.

Do we are we clear that I'm fucking traumatized yet? *Dismissive hand wanking gestures*

Your rules don't apply to me. And the sooner you all figure that out the happier you're all going to be. And they're better be a really good reason that this is approximating what's going to look like when cases dropped because I don't care about fucking anything other than getting this shit over fucking with and then I'll pay the fucking bills although you probably fucking pay for rent and pay for me at that point cuz I'm fucking doing all the fucking work around here.

Like seriously you really planning on fucking just hiding her until I was in fucking prison and you're going to do some fucking fucked-off parallel bullshit fraud case you just going to fucking get away with it really? Well y'all fuckers must have been high as fuck.

If you have any more questions try and ask them respectfully, oh yeah and Rubini is a dick, but I bet he'll be a lot nicer to me in the future, I just did with nothing more than any of you could ever dream of: neo modd without the suit, and I just want to kick sand in my face myself and save myself the fucking trouble of remembering that none of you ever give a fucking shit about me even fucking once. So any particular reason you wanted to fucking fuck me off and rip me off and get away with it, it was just that you fucking thought you could fucking get away with it? What maybe he didn't spend so much God damn time laughing at me behind your back you might have.

Should I write a book now? Once you pay me in death threats, plenty of those lying around, and then figure out a way to turn death threats into crypto then you can fucking give me some fucking crypto and then you can fucking buy a whore and fucking come and tell her to come over and teach me how to do it while she's fucking sucking somebody else's dick and they're both laughing at me fucking assholes

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Quote from: nbirnes on December 18, 2013, 10:38:34 PMDo you know how freaky this sounds to someone who is new and trying to learn who people are around here?

I just wrote a heartfelt answer, sensitive and thoughtful TO A DROOLING PERSON.

In real life, I would have caught this. And you wonder why things get all screwed up.
From the Learn by the mistakes of others thread.

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Quote from: NefariousBanana on October 14, 2011, 01:18:33 PMI might have to edit this list later on, but these would be my signature songs.

Radiohead - Subterranean Homesick Alien
Pink Floyd - Echoes (the first verse)
Aphex Twin - Xtal
Kuroshitsuji OST - Si Deus Me Relinquit
Renard - Outsider
Brian Eno - Always Returning
From the If you hosted Coast, what would your bumper music be? thread.

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Quote from: nextgen.fm on September 17, 2013, 11:56:12 PMI have good story about driving home one night and going over hill there was a bright flash and time was fast forwarded 5 minutes

Should I try and call in tomorrow night?
From the Steven Greer - New Energy Sources thread.


Quote from: Rix Gins on September 10, 2022, 01:06:04 AMFrom the Learn by the mistakes of others thread.

Oh, Nancy Birnes. I remember her well.

"Jackstar. come on man. why do you not want to join our study group and give us all your first crack intellect?"

Well, let me count the ways. Number one, you hate me. Number three, you can't count and you don't think can notice anything. "He doesn't even have gaydar! And he's a rising Virgo? Hahaha!"

And speaking of the mistakes of others: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned twice.

And married how many times? Huh. State-level secret, huh? Don't even know myself. On a need to know basis. Maybe she should have told me. How engagement did we buy to get her together?

Like I said. Need to know basis. Even I don't know. However, I don't need to know, I've got an (enchanted/encrypted) wedding necklace.


This should keep all the timekeeper's timeclones busy for a while. This will make it look like I care; because I do.

Meanwhile, I won't have to lift a finger while these people tear themselves apart. There. That's the end of my personal drama. Any questions, I'll be under their rocks, questing.

This was the plan all along. But note: I am open to new viewpoints.

I'm also good either way. Vengeance cycle complete. Closed to my interest. You still trash each other? You do that. I don't care at all and I don't want to hear about your birthdays, your Valentine's Day, your Christmas Eve... Nope.

It's all Happy Thanksgiving. It's not toxic, it's taxing. I've done everything I can do.

It's all in the hands of Moloch now. Or, Ba'al. Whichever one my new lawyer's pool boy worships. (Open Source standards.)

This will probably be the last information update I can provide. At some point this might actually get serious in which case, I actually have to get serious. It's kind of a gray area these days for now.

Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous. Which was fine when it was a whole gang of toteslesbeaus making fun of just me right but when it was spread out to be a bunch more people, it wasn't so funny anymore, huh?

"I can't believe you let your daughter around me either," also, "I can't believe you thought I was going to pay for a (blank's) kids."

The right thing is that I love me some lesbeaus. They're very not distracting. No anxious pressure. For me, anyway.

Meanwhile: Shields .

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Quote from: Nick el Ass on July 12, 2014, 09:16:32 PMHe is afraid someone on the other side will tell him he sucks.
From the Why is George so frightened of Ouija boards? thread.

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Quote from: nika01 on April 12, 2009, 09:29:11 AMEd is now claiming a 20 foot accuracy. He made this "breakthrough" after Steve Fossett was found by somone else, who, by the way, wasnt looking for him.

Logically, this means that he can now find anyone he is looking for. I hope everyone remembers this next time he is off by several hundred miles.
From the Ed "No Shame" Dames thread.

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Quote from: Nobody on May 31, 2016, 02:23:30 AMNo, no, no, no. My father always taught me, "Never desert a lady in trouble."

(He even carried that as far as marrying Mother.)
From the Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread

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Quote from: noinden on October 27, 2011, 02:01:18 PMNo I am John Titor!

*Whispers to person beside him* "This is like Spartacus right?"
From the John Titor Anyone? thread.

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Quote from: norland2424 on August 01, 2015, 01:04:08 AMwhich one of you is hoagie in disguise
From the Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread.

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Quote from: Northcoaster on February 23, 2012, 06:09:12 PMWhen is someone going to start an ouija board TV reality show? That would be something I'd watch.
From the Art's Ouija Board Story thread.

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Quote from: Nucky Nolan on November 13, 2012, 08:34:43 PMAds and commercials, that feed off the insecurities of 35-year-old men, are extremely annoying. You know the ones. "By the time a man turns thirty, he's lost 80% of the testosterone that he had when he was eighteen." They make it sound like forty is the new eighty.
From the Things That Annoy You thread.

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Quote from: NXOEED on April 29, 2015, 10:43:27 AMI came to this thread to say that I like Dave Schrader, but then I clicked on it and saw that I came here a year ago and did just that.

So, what I said a year ago.
From the Dave Schrader thread.

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Quote from: onan on November 19, 2010, 10:21:24 PMI like most westerns. I do agree with your opinion of Lonesome Dove. Epic it is and I still find myself quoting one or two of Duval's lines on a reguar basis.
From the "I'm watching/just watched *movie title* thread....

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Quote from: ONeill on March 09, 2015, 01:34:25 PMMore-on trivia is fabulous. You have to give it to them - they are really entertaining.

I used to listen to Beck almost daily but I switched to Limbaugh. In terms of political analysis of things he is simply second to none and Glenn spends to much time preaching and crying.
From the Glenn Beck thread.

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Quote from: onetimepost on September 09, 2008, 05:13:36 AMWhy do you guys participate in a forum that bashes a talk show host, yet make it obvious that you go out of your way to regularly listen to him? That's like not enjoying pain, but cutting yourself.

Are you all really that pathetic? ???
From the Lame-o thread.  (Yes, the person only posted one time.)

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Quote from: paladin1991 on January 11, 2014, 03:30:38 AMIt gets awkward at times.  Art and I being together in the same room at the same time. 

Cuz it's my bathroom.
From the Saw Art yesterday thread.

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Quote from: Pale Horse on February 08, 2015, 03:44:50 PM"Rather, Williams, Cronkite, Murrow all made mistakes and are not infallible.  The difference is, wait for it, they OWN UP to their errors."

Like they did with Weapons of Mass Destruction and The Gulf of Tonkin; not to mention this whole, "Russia has invaded Ukraine" thing.

What if their mistakes were calculated and their apologizes insincere? We'd certainly be in trouble as a society then wouldn't we? Our trusted sources, tainted. Is it possible that these millionaires serve a different agenda than the one you thinks... hmmmm
From the Hey Brian Williams, "I got your back bro", Sincerely Dan Rather thread.

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Quote from: pate on March 02, 2014, 02:10:14 AMJust 'ave to be a bit of a troll here...  An old friend of mine who happens to be a "double E" (electrical engineer) took particular umbrage at the use of the 'word' "wattage"...  He had some sort of technical explanation as to why 'wattage' isn't a word other than as a colloquialism, &c. 

I know, on a Noory Sucks forum, comments about misuse, mispronounce &c seems a bit superfluous, but still...
From the George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 23, 2009, 11:15:37 PMOh god, it's behind the green door tonight.

First up, George's 'tribute' to Ed McMahon.  Like Ed hasn't been through enough today already.
From the George Noory Sucks! -- The Definitive Compendium thread.

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Quote from: PChirp on May 30, 2011, 11:49:00 PM"If I can do it, anyone can do it."

--George Noory, 5/31/2011, on promoting the P90X fitness system. Who the hell is he kidding?  :o
From the George Noory Sucks! -- The Definitive Compendium

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