Started by Rix Gins, July 16, 2020, 02:36:36 PM
Quote from: Rix Gins on September 26, 2022, 02:11:51 AMFrom the George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
Quote from: pate on September 28, 2022, 03:12:48 PMI believe that was one of my earliest posts on this site, I bet it pre-dates the "Frumus Umphen Wine" thing. HAH!-p
Quote from: pepsiguy on April 03, 2013, 07:08:32 PMCorn will be planted in record levels. If it grows to record levels is up to mother nature.
Quote from: PerfectTommy on May 04, 2015, 07:14:05 PMI don't know what it was called, but the guy freely passing it around said it had Red Bull in it. I remember he looked a lot like Christopher Walken. Afterwards, I lost pretty much the entire evening. The following morning my guts were roiling, a jackhammer was pounding in my brain, and my friends were muttering about having to leave a particular establishment, never to return again. Looking back, it probably was not a wise move to drink Christopher Walken's pickle juice.
Quote from: PetePistolwhip on March 10, 2015, 06:24:09 PMMy favorite: CarlinLease favorite: Dames
Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on April 16, 2008, 10:51:39 AMI'm just reading about Browne on this stopsylviabrowne website, and man, is she brutal or what. Okay, question to you guys - Sylvia Browne vs. Evelyn Paglini. Who's better, who's worse, who'd win in a psychic death-match and why.
Quote from: Art on November 27, 2015, 08:08:08 PMThis forum is amazing. You come here for friendly chats about how George Noory sucks and years later you end up asking Michael Horn how often Billy Meier fists him.
Quote from: Philosopher on December 18, 2015, 02:01:18 PMLogically, BellGab will always be doomed, as someday it will end.
Quote from: Rix Gins on October 03, 2022, 02:51:29 AMIs Bellgab
Quote from: phku on July 22, 2015, 12:04:52 AMI knew I shouldn't have eaten Indian food for lunch today. If someone lit a match in my office right now...
Quote from: Rix Gins on October 04, 2022, 12:50:27 AMCharles Faddis
Quote from: phrodo on August 19, 2013, 12:02:56 AMI think I saw him once.. but it was only a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye.... he looked dark and somewhat transparent all at the same time... but had a serene and all-knowing nature about him. I was unafraid at the time and welcomed his brief presence.
Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on May 26, 2008, 07:37:24 PMI've had at least one possible experience. I was surprised to find it was a very common one, too - thanks to C2CAM.I was probably 8 years old or so when I awoke from sleeping in a cold sweat and numbing sensation all over my body. I felt an extreme sense of terror when I realized I was awake, but couldn't move. I attempted to call out to my parents, but unfortunately, I couldn't speak either. At the height of my struggling, an old, witch-like face of a decrepit woman loomed in towards me and screamed like a banshee right in my face. As she did this, it felt as if all the energy I had in me was sucked directly out of my body. I don't remember what happened after that for awhile, but when I regained full consciousness she was gone, and I could move (ever so slightly)..and speak, even though it was very weak and raspy. My parents soon came in to my calling out for help, and (as any sane parent would), they told me it was one of my frightmares and I was fine. But since that night, I've never felt quite the same health-wise. Years and years later, I discovered that what I experienced has happened throughout history in an almost exactly similar fashion. It's referred to by medical professionals as 'sleep paralysis", but there is no exact explanation as to the almost ever-present appearance of the woman during this event. Due to this fact, many others call it the 'Old Hag Syndrome". Apparently, as the story goes, the old hag visits primarily young males and takes their youthful energy for her own purposes. There's supposed to be something specifically about the energy of males. I believe on one of Art's shows, someone said that it's because she does something "sexually" to the victim. So, long story short, I may have been raped by a witch.
Quote from: PKaiser on March 09, 2016, 09:51:43 PMHey all, I know I haven't posted much but have been lurking again because I just had a quintuple bypass open heart surgery (don't do that if you don't have to) and I just wanted to thank ALL of you for keeping a smile on my face over the past week, not to mention the past four months or so. I mean, this shit is GREAT, better than a movie!Looking forward to convalescing while reading bellgab and can't wait to see the shit fly one way or the other regarding Art's "impending" appearance on MitD!
Quote from: ponyboysunset on March 01, 2013, 07:18:13 AMI have two stories. 1st one, the record store I used to work in is in Michigan, not to far from Detroit. Before Kid Rock was big he would bring his stuff in on consignment. He was very polite, and kind, used to buy all kinds of vinyl. (We sold vinyl, it was awesome!) Second story, I met Tori Amos before a concert in 2007-08ish. She was awesome. She signed items for about 30 of us, and talked and took pictures for about an hour. She was tiny, and very pixie like. Hard to believe that voice comes out of that tiny woman
Quote from: popple on December 11, 2012, 03:43:09 PMI think we know who has been fathering all those BLACK EYED CHILDREN now.
Quote from: Pragmier on September 26, 2012, 01:09:37 PMOf course he can still win, but noting declining poll numbers, what seems like an unfocused campaign, and inability to decisively best Obama on the economy, was Romney really the most electable? I'm starting to wonder specifically about Huntsman. Forget the getting past Tea Party aspect; I find it hard to believe Huntsman wouldn't have pulled in many more independents and Democrats. The tax returns issue would be gone; the out-of-touch rich guy tag would not stick; foreign policy - although he worked for Obama he'd claim expertise. He didn't pass universal healthcare so that's one less weakness. Just seemed like a very solid candidate.I'd like to see him run again - and would have jumped the Democratic ship to support him now.
Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 01:17:59 AMI predict the moon will explode tomorrow but since I mentioned it on here it probably won't happen.
Quote from: puddintame on December 18, 2008, 03:00:42 PMI've often thought that Santa Barbara, CA, would be a fabulous place to live. It has it all, fair weather, sand and surf, mountains, no crowds. Kinda spendy, tho'. Sigh.
Quote from: Rix Gins on October 12, 2022, 12:41:05 AMBest Places to live in American
Quote from: pyewacket on March 01, 2014, 11:48:15 PMTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?".The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."There is a silence, then a shot is heard.Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Quote from: Rix Gins on October 13, 2022, 02:34:54 AMFrom the Any Good Jokes? thread.
Quote from: WOTR on October 13, 2022, 02:56:46 AMThanks Rix. I needed the laugh tonight.
Quote from: Q-Pi on October 14, 2015, 10:31:19 PMRadio silence in AK. I blame HAARP.
Quote from: QuantumMystics on July 21, 2015, 01:44:51 AMIf you want to know the problem with "Apollo" seems to me in the use of the name, if you want to bring to my mind science, then why fluff around with mythological myths?
Quote from: Queen on April 29, 2009, 04:49:30 PMAnthrax, its in our mail, were not sure where but be careful of white powder OMG.AIDS cover ur dick OMG Bird Flu, hoof and mouth, roise o'donnelI mean come on people Pig flu. 20,000 people i heard die every year from the NORMAL flu, and a few mexicans die from screwing a pig and now were all going to die PANNNNIC.this is ridicules.
Quote from: Quick Karl on September 25, 2013, 11:37:45 PMI know this is strange but, attractive young green women just do something to me...
Quote from: Rachael Nexusei on December 30, 2012, 11:16:18 AMI often wonder what that person in the mirror, looking back at me, is thinking. Is it the same thing I am thinking, or the complete opposite?
Quote from: Radio Activity on July 21, 2015, 04:20:40 PMI can only listen through a tin can. I emailed Keith and asked him to run string from Nevada to Texas but he never replied. Everyone who has a tin can should email Keith and ask him politely to run string to their neighborhood.