Those Were The Days - A Fun Look At Old BellGab Posts

[Rix Gins]

I just had a look at this "16 year old".

Guess what. Shes about 35. If she somehow is 16, its good shes getting married now to a older man because her at 35 will be even more unbelievable.

I think her implants are 16 years old.

From the Friend of the show, actor Doug Hutchinson, 51, marries 16 year old. thread.

[Rix Gins]

Sardines and onions for me.  With a celery soda.  Oddly, it was good.  I think I would have preferred the sandwich hot though.

From the Art Bell bought me a sandwich thread.

[Rix Gins]

I've heard thunder that sounded like a really big tuba in GA!

From the 20150722 - Linda Moulton Howe thread.

[Rix Gins]

We're all just a bunch of talking monkeys flying through the universe on an organic space ship.

From the Things I Decided Are True While And Because I Was Tripping thread.

[Rix Gins]

I hate people who say idea like "idear". Also hate people who pronounce Soda as "Soder"

From the 20150723 - Nassim Haramein - Live Chat Thread.

[Rix Gins]

I made my bellgab account 2 days before he quit. Really turned me off of posting. But now I just feel like, why not. I know I'm silly, but I still have hope that AB will return. Anyone else think there is a possibility?

From the Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade thread.

[Rix Gins]

Yes, I've had one of those so-called supernatural experiences, of a paranormal flavor.  I can't talk about it just yet, but I was lucky enough to catch it on HD video.  I can talk about it in a couple months, after they air it on A&E, bio channel (per agreement with them).  The folks from the new show, My Ghost Story brought me out ot LA California in November to video tape my story at their studio; then they flew out to my town last week to film on location, where the experience happened.
It was a fun experience. They should air My Ghost Story in the next few months, during season 2 of the series.  Then I can spill the beans. Stay tuned...

From the Your Supernatural Experiences thread.
 

[Rix Gins]

That female guest last week said "uhh" over 1000 times. Now  this guy with his "you know's"

From the Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade thread.

[Rix Gins]

I hide lots of important stuff in a bathroom at the Fremont Hotel. Nobody ever goes there.

From the Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread.

[Rix Gins]

If Art Bell were alive today he would be spinning in his grave.I am speaking if he heard the way Noorfart has ruined this once thriving show.If Art were still around,he would not let this travesty of justice continue.Punfart is just as deficient.

Art is definitely alive and well. Quite well actually. The only spinning he's doing is in bed with a hot young Filipino chick. 
Also, welcome!

From The Snooran Desert thread.

[Rix Gins]

1) Several YT videos will spring up, (The same people who predicted Elenin, tw suns, Nibiru, Mayan death calender etc) conveniently 'forgetting' previous 'predictions' and spout yet more shit.

2) Richard C Hoagland, will drop the C from his name, and this will eventually evolve into him simply being called Dickhead.

3) Earthquakes will still happen, but someone will find a way of implying they're unusual

4) Alex 'Fuckwit' Jones will rant and rant about hoow 2013 WILL be the year for FEMA camps to be the focus of mass exterminations, because the population refused to be injected with rat poison.

5) David Wilcock, will add up how much money he's made from the guillible, go on air and yell 'Bye bye Suckers!!' and buy an island in the sun, attended on by alien beauty queens.

6) Kerry Cassidy will do a Playboy centre spread 'Esoteric MILF of the month'. Victoria Secret will provide the attire.

From the Predictions (for 2013) thread.

[Rix Gins]

George to LMH regarding her interview:  "Pretty interesting guy Linda!"

What would we do without his insights?

From the George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium thread.

[DanTSX]

From the Election night 2016 thread.

[Rix Gins]

Yes, that was good.  Glad you liked it Dan.

[Rix Gins]

the best treatment for asthma I swear by is eating alligator meat

From the George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium thread.

[Rix Gins]

I just tried the number again and got no answer when the other end picked up. I didn't say anything and there was silence on the other end for like 30 seconds with some sounds in the background then a male voice said "Bye" in a really creepy voice. What the hell is this?

That is bizzarre!!! I think maybe that was Art that said "Bye"

From the Art Bell thread.

[Rix Gins]

grafted branch, brown leaves
the root of all evil grows
mustache stained tree, dead

From the Haiku for Noory-san thread.

[pate]

From the Haiku for Noory-san thread.

Gud won, my mouse cache
Pro Nouns Eeks Nay Shun
Past Tense
Nine Ta-Tonka, seams legit,

[Rix Gins]

Gud won, my mouse cache
Pro Nouns Eeks Nay Shun
Past Tense
Nine Ta-Tonka, seams legit,

Gud won, pate!

[Rix Gins]

i'm not sure.  well ... my gut instinct when i look at that video is ... bullshit.  knowing psychic fonzi is associated ... definitely bullshit

sorry.  i said psychic fonzi ... i meant to say psychic potsi.  having trouble keeping my Happy Days references straight.  apologies

From the Sean David Morton: Another Nuri Icon--with the predictably same record thread.

[Rix Gins]

Well I enjoyed the show. Now to get a whopping three hours of sleep and maybe dream of bearded mexican hookers. Cheers and toodles.

Don't mess with my bitches.

From the Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread.

[Rix Gins]

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Heilsa,All!!
Yust wish to throw in some really obscure show by the maker of "Twenty thousand leagues to the bottom of the swimming pool"A.K.A."Voyage to the bottom of the Sea!"{starring great Richard Baseheart'}..My most obscure:
Irwin Allan's"The New People"starring the cast of later"Mod Squad",one season,i think,abc,extremeley interesting "s.f.?"show based on ripping off 'lord of the flies',the novel!!
Roumoured to have been filming second season when ABC pulled Allan's plug.
Any-one remember this,or,Julie Newmarr's"My Living Doll"
"B_B"

From the Can you recommend some good older tv shows? thread.

[Rix Gins]

Bonjour Bell Gab!

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Au Revoir.

From The General Musings of Falkie2013 (A.K.A. George Senda, a Failed YouTuber) thread.

[Rix Gins]

You didn't know that Springsteen sucked?

Its hack music for flat people with no humor.

Basically, it's Jimmy Buffet for blue collar people pretending to be blue collar, rather than Buffet's white collar crowd pretending to be blue collar.

Back in college, I used to constantly download their music, and immediately delete it.  Because Fuck them.

From the Music you used to love but now...<groan> thread.

[Jackstar]

From the Music you used to love but now...<groan> thread.

Every fuckin' song, fuckin' sung by Eddie Vedder, fuckin' ever.

[Rix Gins]

My favorite 'prediction' was the white van with four people inside on the 5 Freeway headed towards the San Onofre nuclear plant to blow it up or some nonesense. I remember laughing at the time then thinking, what if he's right? Then remembering that it just Ed Dames, so no worries. What a buffoon. Cheers.

HAHA that's classic dames.  what a shit talker.

From the Ed "No Shame" Dames thread.

[Rix Gins]

  Michio Kaku can talk about "Physics of the Impossible" with aplomb, but when it comes to real world issues...uh, he sounds like a guy who never leaves his lab or checks a newspaper all that often.

From the Michio Kaku on the Japanese Nuclear Disaster thread.

[Rix Gins]

My prediction for 2013 is that a platoon of pizza rolls attack snoory and snoory has to retire from Coast.

From the Predictions thread.

[Rix Gins]

With all the talk about the end of the world, earth changes, pole shifts and solar events, not a damned thing happened at midnight.

Another non event hyped up to sell books, movies and raise tv show ratings ?

There have been a number of small earthquakes around the world in the last week but few above a 4.

If the land masses were to shift, we would have noticed it by now.

Of course, we still have 23 hours or so to go.

One guy in Hong Kong turned in all his stocks, sold all his investments and maxed out his credit leaving his family destitute.

Boy will he be screwed if nothing happens.

From the 12 minutes, 12 seconds into 12-12-2012 and ... nothing !!! … thread.

[Rix Gins]

No general the hmmmmmmmm was for paranormal w...... sorry to disappoint!

is WHORE such a difficult word for you to type?
Or is that one of your forbidden words like pissed?

Yup, there are some words I just wont say or type. I guess Im old school

From the George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium thread.