Those Were The Days - A Fun Look At Old BellGab Posts

[Jackstar]

They had The Onion back then?

... Rapscallions.

[Jackstar]

I do not think that there is any thing at all to inspire any thing at all like the kind of loathsome rhetoric that Mr. Streiber has had directed at him, other than the great likelihood that he is simply telling every one a very dangerous truth."

I stand by this statement, made by myself* nearly 7 years ago, with the addendum: "Wow, most of you people reprobates here are incredibly stupid."

For all the rest: there's CasterMard.


*: No bots, no sockpuppets, no team, no backup, no budget... and absolutely no shame.

Thanks for getting so close to me, Sweethearts. Peace.

[Ciardelo]

Does it count if you are fondly looking back at your own posts?

Really?

Somebody recently told me "what does it matter at this point?"

/asking for a friend

[Jackstar]

no team, no backup

Okay, I apologize--I sincerely apologize--I may have forgot about a couple team members.

You know them, you love them, you've heard of them one or twice, surely: (CLASSIFIED) and (REDACTED).

We can leave it there. xoxoxo ox ox 4 evar. Don't try to penetrate my security, or you're going to lose a lung.

That's not company policy--I just like the taste of lung.

[Jackstar]

/asking for a friend

I'll be your friend, Michael. Can you bring me some gin? I NEED THE
D'JINN GIN. If the door is open... just break it down.

[Ciardelo]

I'll be your friend, Michael. Can you bring me some gin? I NEED THE
D'JINN GIN. If the door is open... just break it down.

Any door (even backdoors) can be opened with the application of enough force.

[pate]

Any door (even backdoors) can be opened with the application of enough force.

In Deed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc4bq3h2vjI

Car-del-Oh!

Je n'ai pas idee;  succulent, nightmarish and delightful!

[pate]

,,,. thread...

Absolute, abject and apogeeial{sp};  thanks!

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

People who didn't like the interview were blaming (Redacted), and if it matters to (Redacted) it matter to Art and Bellgab.

I forgot how many pussywhipped simps Heatha had on here.

From about ten pages later:

I was the 2003 Midwestern region jelq and kegel champion.

Oh my.

[Jackstar]

Obsessed? Naa, but its notable how you used to cal me out for my post count, yet you're rapidly closing in, in half the time.    Go you, lonely boy.

Is this the same lonely man who calls everyone a faggot who he disagrees with, even if its only once? You need to get help son.. Trump does that.

post count

used to cal me out

I remember this twat did seem to be able to spell. But I was perhaps more naive then.

[Ciardelo]

Please stop making off-topic posts or we will have to report you mister.

[AZZERAE]

Tell me about it.

[Rix Gins]

i have something to sya.  i'm watching game of thrones and i need to go to work tomorrow.  i bought a new car today.  before i did i put a case o f coors light in the fridge and now it's in me like the alien chestburster in alien.  soon i will be John Hurt

From the I'm drunk and I have something to say. thread.

[Jackstar]

From the I'm drunk and I have something to say. thread.

[Jackstar]

we will have to report you

... can we do this with a hammer?

[Ciardelo]

... can we do this with a hammer?

With extreme prejudice one would hope.

Repeatedly.

[Rix Gins]

Quick roll-call:  who's here besides me?

i have a roll

From the FRIDAY NIGHT PSEUDOCHAT thread.

[Rix Gins]

i bought a king sized Tempurpedic bed.  it's enormous and if i ever move i'll be cursing that thing up and down.  it probably weighs 300 lbs and all of it dead weight.  a real bitch to move around.  but super comfortable

From the What have bought recently that you didn't really need? thread.

[pate]

Riz, for some reason that reminded me of this:

Fuck this troll thread. I'm done with this, shit is on like Donkey Kong now son.
I don't care for fake ass George Noory bull
I'm smoking pure grass from a skull
this trick I will pull
The greatest Story Ever told
It is time to become bold
Can't even count all the podcasts that I've sold
Stay tuned for the next episode
we will go down a very rocky road
It is time to expose the pauper
and start a true slobber knocker
I know I can't rap
but Michaels 145lb twink face I will still slap

What, What?

-p

[Rix Gins]

Riz, for some reason that reminded me of this:

What, What?

-p

Good one, pate.  Like thousands of others, I hadn't seen that post.

[Rix Gins]

Real need a nice mix of new blood and wisdom & experience..... MV FOR PREZ w/ RON PAUL WATCHIN' HIS BACK!!!!!

WHOA! The pressure!

From the your dream presidential candidate for 2012 thread.

[Jackstar]

How does one buy or sell the sky? The ways of the white man are strange to Us.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1dfPXU0uPA

Upon discovering and rediscovering this foreign forum publication, this quote, during the discovery process, in the process of bringing it over here, I said to Grapefruit, "wow, no wonder you like to f****** so much! I'm amazing!"

Yeah, I see that, don't worry about it; will make sense in post.

[Jackstar]

jackstar is that your youtube channel? montagraph?

I'm going to say for the record, I didn't have to answer this question, and I don't have to answer it now, but I'm going to answer it again right now: it's not my channel, but it's my channel.

I actually kind of like my first answer best, but... some people were apparently disappointed.

[DanTSX]

Hello frens

[Rix Gins]

I keep trying to say MAH-nos but it just keeps coming out MAN-os.

MAHHH-nos.

MAHnos.


Nope. Not happenin'.

From the Amy On The Radio thread.

[Jackstar]

Oh yeah! 2020 is going to be the year of Legacy! Heather’s already preparing for it. 

Perhaps March or April of 2020.  This comeback is going to take some planning.

I thought that the planning is in the works for October?

Everyone has a plan until someone starts to reference historical events that happened over twenty years ago and have been heavily classified--although in that case, I still have a plan.

[pate]

This thread needs more music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

[Ciardelo]

Blah, blah blah

Off topic :<

[pate]

RUBBY, you are repeating yourself in the same post?  What sort of thread and/or post lengthening cocktail are you on?  Blue pills and White stuff in combination are known to cause infarction.  It has been found that Heart Stoppage is the #1 cause of official determination of death in about 99.99% of the cases!

Be careful!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUh2EYX-RPE

I say this as a worried fiend!

-p

[pate]

Thanks, that's sweet. Here, have a picture of me on my personal tropical island standing next to my helicopter.

Ah, if it weren't for the horribly broken search function I could find the preceding or later post of Roz's where, if I recall correctly;  she offers me a job as a cabana-boy on her island.

I foolishly rejected her offer at the time and if it is still open would like to know where to send my resume?

Roz, if you simply click on my name to the left of this post you will see that I am able to be contacted via e-mail.  I would be quite happy to forward my rather long resume for your perusal!  Then we can begin the formal interview process if you like.



-p