President Donald J. Trump

[Asuka Langley]

Next thing you'll be goofing on Rick Moranis. Honey I Got Kerb Stomped By Blacks!

We did that earlier today and the goof was "Honey I punched the Yid"

[K_Dubb]

I pray for Tump.

[Tootsie]

At first you just seemed like an anti-Bellgab troll to me and who knows? This could just be some sort of longplay on your part but I’ve seen it happen more than once. The audacious freedom of Bellgab has a way of growing on people until they become Bellgabbers.



I hope it’s the latter.

Aww, shucks.. thanks for the iffy vote of confidence 

[Dr. MD MD]

Aww, shucks.. thanks for the iffy vote of confidence 

[Asuka Langley]

Drumpf just walked to the AF1 chopper, he's fine




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lOW2IjpM-4

[SredniVashtar]

We did that earlier today and the goof was "Honey I punched the Yid"

OK. Although I'd happily see you boiled in oil I have to admit that was better than my one.

[Walks_At_Night]

You're all supposed to be coming together as a nation, you asshole! Didn't you get the memo? Next thing you'll be goofing on Rick Moranis. Honey I Got Kerb Stomped By Blacks!

If your boy can shrug off the Corona, bounce right back and to work freeing you from the clutches of the Hun, I am quite sure the Trumpster will be fine.
His recovery will be Yuge.

[malachi.martini]

Have twitter shitlibs wishing Trump death today really thought things through?

https://webmshare.com/play/6VKXO

[SredniVashtar]

If your boy can shrug off the Corona, bounce right back and to work freeing you from the clutches of the Hun, I am quite sure the Trumpster will be fine.
His recovery will be Yuge.

I don't know about 'bouncing '. He's been a fucking mess ever since. If he doesn't get his shit together soon he'll be out the door.

[Asuka Langley]

I have to admit that was better than my one.

आधारित

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't know about 'bouncing '. He's been a fucking mess ever since. If he doesn't get his shit together soon he'll be out the door.

Wishful thinking.  :



I think I’m going to start referring to England as Fantasy Island from now on. 

Say hi to the queen for me.

[ItsOver]

I would never hurt you, you are my little burrito 

That’s how I’ve always thought of Asuka.  With lots of cheese.

[Asuka Langley]

That’s how I’ve always thought of Asuka.  With lots of cheese.

4 me it's Heater Wad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88L-CU7PD4

[Walks_At_Night]

I don't know about 'bouncing '. He's been a fucking mess ever since. If he doesn't get his shit together soon he'll be out the door.

From what I've heard, he has been a poor doer since the Corona. That does seem to happen to some.  Hopefully he has enough fuel left in the tank to complete the mission.

[Dr. MD MD]

From what I've heard, he has been a poor doer since the Corona. That does seem to happen to some.  Hopefully he has enough fuel left in the tank to complete the mission.

An apathy virus?! Who thought of this? Aliens? Whoops! I may’ve said too much already. Sorry, Jackstar.

[Jackstar]

An apathy virus?! [...] Sorry, Jackstar. :-[

I cannot be bothered.

[Dr. MD MD]

I cannot be bothered.

Uh oh! 

[Walks_At_Night]

Drumpf just walked to the AF1 chopper, he's fine

He looked and sounded a whole lot worse when he gave that prime time speech early on in the pandemic. 
So far he sounds okay.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312158400352972800

[paladin1991]

Well, with the shit show that’s been nonstop this year, why not?  He may have a hard time getting the support of the rodent block.

Back in the 80's, Dick Gere, as he likes to be called, was doing TimeShare commercials for a Dude Bull Gerbil Ranch in Venezuela. 

"The  biggest Bull hamsters that a man can wrangle. Ready to be jumped in your saddle? Partner?  followed with the standard Dick Gere smile)"

These commercials aired throughout South America.

[paladin1991]

Everything is orchestrated .. don't believe anything going on is for real

Isn't this about where Asuka claims the JOOS are responsible?

[paladin1991]

Tell us more of your Jewish secrets

Yep.  Called it.

[paladin1991]

You're all supposed to be coming together as a nation, you asshole! Didn't you get the memo? Next thing you'll be goofing on Rick Moranis. Honey I Got Kerb Stomped By Blacks!

Do you know Bateman?

[paladin1991]

That’s how I’ve always thought of Asuka.  With lots of cheese.

Asuka is Mexican?  Do the Mexicans know? And are they good with this?

[malachi.martini]

Yep.  Called it.

https://webmshare.com/play/EGnLw

[Asuka Langley]

https://webmshare.com/play/EGnLw

It's got to end fam.

[Asuka Langley]

Do the Mexicans know? And are they good with this?

Sí señor

[paladin1991]

Sí señor

That's funny.  I thought that white supremacists weren't down with the brown folk.

[albrecht]

That's funny.  I thought that white supremacists weren't down with the brown folk.

Strange times though. Recall the 'white Hispanic' who killed a 'youth' who looked like he could've been Obama's son, according to Obama- that sort of restarted this stuff. And the 'white Hispanic' had a surname not normally associated with Mexicans.

[K_Dubb]

Strange times though. Recall the 'white Hispanic' who killed a 'youth' who looked like he could've been Obama's son, according to Obama- that sort of restarted this stuff. And the 'white Hispanic' had a surname not normally associated with Mexicans.

The irony is that out here their numbers are so small that they can't afford to be racist.  I think one of the main instigators in Portland is a big Fijian or Samoan dude.  They are gangs of misfits and halfwits who join for a sense of belonging and a bid for some kind of superiority, even if it's borrowed.  It is exactly the same reason there are so many pink-haired non-binaries and dumpy blue-haired trannies in antifa, way out of proportion to their numbers in the general population.

When right-wing groups start marching squads of Abercrombie models down the street I will begin to worry but until then they are a fucking joke.

[Dr. MD MD]

The irony is that out here their numbers are so small that they can't afford to be racist.  I think one of the main instigators in Portland is a big Fijian or Samoan dude.  They are gangs of misfits and halfwits who join for a sense of belonging and a bid for some kind of superiority, even if it's borrowed.  It is exactly the same reason there are so many pink-haired non-binaries and dumpy blue-haired trannies in antifa, way out of proportion to their numbers in the general population.

When right-wing groups start marching squads of Abercrombie models down the street I will begin to worry but until then they are a fucking joke.

All Dubb’s political opinions are fashion based.