5 Minutes With Jackstar

[Jackstar]

That's not your upgrade. You're getting a lich. What? You'll be all right.

[paladin1991]

That's not your upgrade. You're getting a lich. What? You'll be all right.

A lich?  Then I am canceling your anal bleaching.

[Jackstar]

I am canceling your anal bleaching.

I love it when a plan comes together. Current timeline is optimal timeline. For me.

[ksm32]

https://youtu.be/LVbZO33mRsw


Many Bothans died to bring you this promo.

What's the deal with your.. lawn?  Let's see MORE YARD!

[Jackstar]

What's the deal with your.. lawn?

My gardener was savagely beaten. It's not my lawn.

Let's see MORE YARD!

Yardshaming? Apparently I need to remind you: I AM JACKSTAR, LIMITER OF LANDSCAPING, GLORIFIER OF GARDENERS, AND HOLDER OF THE SACRED CHALICE OF IDGASRWF.

"I don't give a single ripe wet fuck" about grass I can't harvest, cure, or play golf on. Wasn't this in my bio? Did you even get a copy of my bio? HEADS WILL ROLL.

[Original Larry]

ALL HAIL JACKSTAR! King of all that he surveys! Hello, Jack. I just dropped by to see if you were still alive. Stay focused.
Do you have a podcast yet? Everyone else does. I've been out of the country, so forgive me for not keeping up.

[Jackstar]

ALL HAIL JACKSTAR! King of all that he surveys!

I'm the Royal Surveyor now. King has left the building, you just missed him.

Hello, Jack. I just dropped by to see if you were still alive.

If one calls this 'living,' I'll cop to it. Mille regretie.

Stay focused. Do you have a podcast yet? Everyone else does.

I've established dominance by causing all other podcasts to talk about nothing else but Myself and The Plandemic. Spoiler alert: It's a win for Team Human either way.

I've been out of the country, so forgive me for not keeping up.

There's nothing to forgive, the burden of duty weighs heavily upon us all. I heard you have brought me many quatloos and francos to fill Our Royal Coffers. Of course, I am delighted to see your safe return, but the peasants have been non-stop caterwauling about the stuff.

You know where to stick them, and please so do, but there is one change: fold them up into sharp corners first.

This isn't company policy, I just like the sound it makes. Thanks in advance!

[Jackstar]

Now considering changing the show's name to "5 Years With Jackstar."

Do you feel that sting? Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of dozens of dollars in brand value, going right up in flames.

[AZZERAE]

smoke

Hopefully not pole.

[Jackstar]

https://news.yahoo.com/science-confirms-platos-theory-earth-122500794.html

the cube was linked with Earth in Plato’s system, but his decision to refer to all the regular solids in this way carried over into the work of real geometers like Euclid. (The first "atom" idea in the modern sense is from fellow Greek philosopher Democritus.)

None of these shapes occurs in a true literal way, and no one is finding 20-sided segments of water or actual cubes of dirt

... Yet.

Anyway, if there's any interest in discussing Hungarian mathematicians, I'll be over here examining schematics of church foundations--my new hobby.

his decision [...] carried over into the work of real geometers like Euclid. (Emphasis added--Ed.)

[Jackstar]

I just spent 5 minutes image searching "people who look like fish." When we got to "Hitler fish," I knew it was time to unplug. Sadly not in time to unsee "Donald Trump fish."

I'm an introvert. Don't talk to me. My NCA/NDA is remarkably restrictive this week. I have to wash my hair and iron my kilts. This is why I hate to read out loud.

[AZZERAE]

When we got to "Hitler fish," I knew it was time to unplug.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Now considering changing the show's name to "5 Years With Jackstar."

Do you feel that sting? Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of dozens of dollars in brand value, going right up in flames.

*****Blush*****

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I just spent 5 minutes image searching "people who look like fish." When we got to "Hitler fish," I knew it was time to unplug. Sadly not in time to unsee "Donald Trump fish."

I'm an introvert. Don't talk to me. My NCA/NDA is remarkably restrictive this week. I have to wash my hair and iron my kilts. This is why I hate to read out loud.

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[Jackstar]

https://www.google.com/search?q=principia+discordia&oq=principia+discordia

[Jackstar]

https://www.livescience.com/amp/black-hole-corona-killer.html

With the caveat that this event happened from a stellar tidal disruption, this would be some of the strictest constraints we have on where the corona must exist," Kara said. "We want to keep an eye on it. … It's still in this unusual high-flux state, and maybe it'll do something crazy again, so we don't want to miss that."

Stay tuned.

[Jackstar]

https://www.liveyourtruestory.com/9-ways-to-be-a-conversation-killer-communication/#:~:text=Conversation%20killers%20are%20little%20behaviours,conversation%20killer%20in%20your%20toolkit.

9 Ways to be a conversation killer.

1. Labelling [...]
2. Analysing [...]
3. Judging [...]
4. Telling them what to do [...]
5. Making demands [...]
6. Insincere praise [...]
7. Closed questions [...]
8. Patronising [...]
9. Changing the subject

I'm not 100% sure on some of these but if any of you would like a refresher, please do let me know.

[Jojo]

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More Fish People!  Which one is George Noory?

[Jojo]

https://www.liveyourtruestory.com/9-ways-to-be-a-conversation-killer-communication/#:~:text=Conversation%20killers%20are%20little%20behaviours,conversation%20killer%20in%20your%20toolkit.



I'm not 100% sure on some of these but if any of you would like a refresher, please do let me know.

These are good when you need to kill a conversation!!!

[paladin1991]

Hopefully not pole.

That would be the Jackoffs area of expertease.

[AZZERAE]

[Smoking pole] would be the Jackoffs area of expertease.

Feebs last caught him on +-242 West 45th Street - nearby a dark alley - thumbing his softy to Rubini's gaping balloon knot.

[paladin1991]

Feebs last caught him on +-242 West 45th Street - nearby a dark alley - thumbing his softy to Rubini's gaping balloon knot.

That's a damn dirty visual.

[AZZERAE]

This is addressed to *JACKSTAR* ... despite it appearing under your post, GUNNY. Just so we're clear!!!

...

Since everyone on this board is "only trying to help", in the spirit of administering said help, I present to you, >>>something<<< that may just do that.

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[Jackstar]

This is addressed to *JACKSTAR* ...

#1) I've never seen that thread before my life.
#2) Some of you are getting hella played.
#3) Some of you probably deserve it.
#4) ???
#5) SPELL MY NAME RIGHT, ASSHOLES

[AZZERAE]

SPELL MY NAME RIGHT

[paladin1991]

5) SPELL MY NAME RIGHT, ASSHOLES

Jackoff.

[Dr. MD MD]

These are good when you need to kill a conversation!!!

Sweetie, this kinda thing is why people never invite us back over. Dial it back a bit! 

[SpaceMeowMaid]

News Flash everybody*** I just moved out of my 3 bedroom home with my cat, sent my two sons to their dad on the other side of the sound and moved in with everyone's favorite Bellgab Star! Yes you guessed it I am shacked up with Jack... Star. Mr Star is my roomy now I am terrified and excited at the same time.

[VC]

News Flash everybody*** I just moved out of my 3 bedroom home with my cat, sent my two sons to their dad on the other side of the sound and moved in with everyone's favorite Bellgab Star! Yes you guessed it I am shacked up with Jack... Star. Mr Star is my roomy now I am terrified and excited at the same time.

Just months ago your bard Star went Nova in Heater's thread topic spewing walls of text beginning with an announcement of his impending marriage. Not sure if that's what pushed him over the edge and off the deep end, but it certainly coincided with his first initiation scribbling walls of text that seems never ending now. Enjoy the creation insanity...

The voice recognition is not prophylactically acting anymore? Meow!

JackStar scores a cat lady witch!

[MarkT]

#5) SPELL MY NAME RIGHT, ASSHOLES

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