Started by Jackstar, May 19, 2020, 02:50:41 PM
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Quote from: Jackstar on May 22, 2020, 12:43:02 PMNow, see? THAT'S how it is DONE. And I'm spent. Good luck on the spider boss, its designed to crush your spirits so I can hoover their components up more readily through whatever neurospheric tunnels are used for that kind of thing--hey, fuck you, you try to describe something for which there are no words in a common lexicon for. I think I'm doing pretty well! Although I do agree, putting in a spider as a boss is very challenging. Oh, oh--did I mention? You're all taking a ride whether you like it or not. And here, because I adore you all, I'll drop the secret strat: just don't be afraid of it.You know who is afraid of spiders? Cowards, that's who. GL all, bbl, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Quote from: Jackstar on May 21, 2020, 12:09:27 PMYour laughter pleases the wizard.
Quote from: Flyingmerkitty on May 23, 2020, 03:21:01 PMQuotes by Jackstar:"The fruit of our problems contain the seeds of our growth." 12/1/17"I can't leave you alone with these children." 2/20/20"I'll tell you what I think about blasphemy! I will cum in it's face!" 5/22/2020I'm sharing these gems with you because as the Keeper of the Jackstar Legacy... I have to do something once in awhile, even if I have no idea what that something is... Truth is this Wizard is the REAL DEAL YO! [attachment=1,msg1395669]
When I say is this oh my god, okay mm-hmm clergy this is way fair together we are clergy and wafer and really annoying certain people okay, so just now I said to somebody push the button and push the button and and here's how I went I said push the button push the button, oh god push the button except to send it even better than that okay is that as I said yeah accurate that's pretty accurate but who can think around here with that sex alarm going off seriously like I didn't I I can't read I can't think. And this sex alarm has been going off for like oh 10 minutes now 20 settled down for okay, so I I say push the button for the love of God and here's what she does, she grabs the phone and then pushes the button and in that instant, oh yeah, how do you feel enough with her? Small no she feels small well she is pretty small actually but but she's just right size for me, oh my god this is a very short five minutes with Jack star because some of you are also not pushing the button you feel me, okay fucking you know, just suggestion but push that fucking button oh okay no, they made me push the button fucking idiots that there are some people who are meddling with forces, they do not understand. That no no you understand this is all being recorded all being recorded forevermore forever. One minute 34 now. I'm not I'm not talking more shit for 30 no no do anything. I mean, I'm done my work here is done. I love my job. I just pushed the button and just saved five million lives. She's looking at me so she wants to scale me, all right? Button again wow, oh oh wow, somebody really wants to stay now we're two minutes now you're two minutes with me. Some Dharma my love no one doesn't experience one star one does one song hi this is clergy she's wayfarer, oh boy good try bye question for the audience when am I allowed to say bitch lasagna it might be trademarked? I don't know you you should talk to him and see if he'll interview you or whatever mr puta pies or god, no you never bitch lasagna, you can't say his name, oh shit every time okay every time that guy's name gets it out loud a kite gets his wings clipped, oh so alright. Wait, okay, we don't want to do anything. I do okay but you're whatever highway okay, all right, what did I say yeah, yeah. I forgot was gonna say, oh it's so important oh yeah we decided to decline to share location forever by.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 23, 2020, 03:22:38 PMIâ€™ll allow it.
Quote from: Jackstar on May 23, 2020, 11:15:12 PM [ Invalid Attachment ]
Trust the plan that you never asked for, or Hostage Bunny gets a field upgrade. YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO COMPLY.
Quote from: Jackstar on May 23, 2020, 11:15:12 PMYou had your chance to allow things with me, and that was it.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 24, 2020, 01:51:03 AMI suppose Iâ€™ll allow that too. :
Quote from: Jojo on May 24, 2020, 02:36:09 AM And there are redacted parts - what could possibly need to be redacted?
Quote from: Jackstar on May 24, 2020, 02:25:16 AMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ocbvwam7c
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 24, 2020, 07:01:27 AMThat was a good movie up until that lousy ending when the government agencies that wouldâ€™ve just killed them instead decide to turn it into a game of Letâ€™s Make a Deal! : :
Quote from: paladin1991 on May 24, 2020, 01:14:53 PMIt's the happy ending. Only a miserable fag like you wouldn't want a happy ending.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 24, 2020, 02:05:06 PMIt was a gay and fake ending that only a snowflake like you could tolerate.The real happy ending wouldâ€™ve been if they figured out how to get all the things they wanted with their hacking skills, fooling the government tools once again and leaving them cursing with their dicks in their hands. Instead, this director went full-on faggot. : :
Quote from: paladin1991 on May 24, 2020, 05:38:23 PMJust Keep waiting for the sequel pal.
Quote from: Jackstar on May 19, 2020, 02:50:41 PMAll right kids,..
Quote from: Jojo on May 24, 2020, 02:36:09 AMThis thread makes little sense.
Quote from: Jojo on May 24, 2020, 02:36:09 AMdeath threats [...]death threats,
Quote from: Jojo on May 24, 2020, 02:36:09 AMwhat other than the above could possibly need to be redacted?
Quote from: Jackstar on May 25, 2020, 02:30:59 AMI'll put it this way: if ignorance is truly bliss, then complete knowledge is multiple orgasms. We're talkin', double digits here. I'm not going to lie, though, the security clearance is an absolute bear to endure. Worth it. I mean, if you like bears. Like, a lot. Most people do by the end. Few can fake bear love.Repeating your claims doesn't really look good at this point. What's your Indian name, "Slanders With Wolves"? Where do you even find this trash? Oh, under NDA. Sure whatever.My transdimensional smoke signalling tech is really quite advanced. The secret is in the leftover salmon skins--these fuckers were just throwing it on the ground as if it were of no value. Trust me, though, the extraction process is extraordinarily hazardous, as one false move or misplaced decimal, and you're risking a Fishwife Lich breakthrough event.I wouldn't suggest duplicating my research here. Win or lose, it's non-stop shrieking until the electrobalance is restored. It's just not worth it, unless one happens to be surrounded by an abundance of Fishwives. This does not happen nearly as uncommonly as one might think.Meanwhile, negotiations continue behind heavy curtains. I've completed both contracts I had hanging out, so I'm golden for any outcome. Fingers crossed for a monster cash payout and fresh identity by Wednesday. I really don't think anyone here wishes to know the truth; I did, and now do, and when I was read in on the latest classified info, I began to weep, with huge, wracking sobs. There are some things that no star was meant to know. Put me back in The Matrix--I know it's not steak, but I just don't care. My next iteration will probably bring lollipops and snowcones, you'll surely adapt and prefer that in no time. No time at all, except for these 155 minutes I've got hanging out. I heard a rumour, the first hour was classified NatSec before I even finished. I'm not gonna lie, I got a little punchy, a little fast. /flexCompany policy.
Quote from: Jackstar on May 26, 2020, 12:15:34 AM#RESISTANCE.IS.FUTILE.
Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 03:45:28 AMWell. I thought I heard the guy on the recording saying at least twice that he would kill someone. Perhaps I misunderstood some sort of slang, but the written copy also says those things.
Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 03:45:28 AMCongrats on whatever you're talking about and best wishes in your new identity. I hope we can still recognize your MO so we know you.
Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 03:45:28 AM50 years of gas lighting, gang stalking, engineered incest as a toddler, engineered domestic violence, REM deprivation, sleep deprivation, psychological torture, psychotronic torture, menticide, directed energy, remote medical experimentation, remote mutilation, organized crime, and the poisoning of the air in homes and workplaces and workplaces with a heart-lung brown or amber goo or spray which smells like (fresh or smoked tobacco, medicine, chemicals, or mustiness) (that was in order from dark to light). What could be worse than all that and moving over 40 times and having over 40 jobs, with friends and relatives also targeted, so it's like being a pariah, and the best loved ones die young for no apparent sensible reason... Well, neural monitoring could be pretty bad... if you're in your 40s and your ear spends a few years growing around the cochlear implant from the 60s, resulting in an echo chamber for 3 nine years, letting along the violation of knowing an audience is there when trying to pray, or enjoy sexuality, or perhaps when trying to die in hospice...
Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 03:45:28 AMDon't insult the drowning, Jackstar.
Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 03:45:28 AMI think we can endure learning about harsh truths.
Quote from: Jojo on May 25, 2020, 03:45:28 AMI just hope the attacks and abuse of animals, children, and adults is somehow stopped and made reversed by God.
Quote from: Jackstar on May 26, 2020, 01:21:26 PMmy house
Quote from: Jackstar on May 26, 2020, 01:21:26 PMDemon has been sated, it can now be dealt with
Quote from: Jackstar on May 27, 2020, 05:45:19 PMThese licencing negotiations are IMMENSELY tedious. I used to wonder, wtf, how hard are these things to get done? Oh, now I know why--some people are just assholes.Tedious, indeed.
Quote from: K_Dubb on May 27, 2020, 09:23:03 PMI assume
Quote from: K_Dubb on May 27, 2020, 09:23:03 PMAs your acolyte