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« Reply #270 on: August 27, 2020, 03:58:34 PM »
You are funny! And not so old.  I can teach you how to age backwards:) Jack is Hungarian and not sure what else but I know for sure Hungarian both sides. He acts like a Ukrainian.

He was trying to say he Would F Himself sew hoard that head brake a Heap!

One regarde:

I had to Google search the acronym "GFY" to see wtf it is = Not hip = in the least

...
https://youtu.be/Z3_lIPESVTw

#PEACE


Hearing Aide:

https://youtu.be/Z3_lIPESVTw

-p




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« Reply #271 on: August 27, 2020, 10:13:03 PM »
He was trying to say he Would F Himself sew hoard that head brake a Heap!

One regarde:

Hearing Aide:



-p





 What did you say? I can't see you! Call me Helen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve-LBM5iBS4


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« Reply #273 on: August 29, 2020, 02:54:22 AM »
Eye deed knot thank <uff> data:

https://youtu.be/TTQ5DAM9SXA

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« Reply #274 on: August 29, 2020, 07:07:59 PM »
1. Donít joke around
2. Be intentional
3. If you are playing alone, be very clear about where your headspace is at.
4. Never leave the planchet on top of the Ouija Board.
5. When the planchet starts to count down, or go through all the letters, stop it immediately
.


With the power of psychokinetic shielding, zero out of five ain't all that bad.

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« Reply #275 on: August 29, 2020, 09:49:23 PM »
1. Donít joke around
2. Be intentional
3. If you are playing alone, be very clear about where your headspace is at.
4. Never leave the planchet on top of the Ouija Board.
5. When the planchet starts to count down, or go through all the letters, stop it immediately
.


With the power of psychokinetic shielding, zero out of five ain't all that bad.

Huh? Do we have a Ouija board now!?

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« Reply #276 on: August 29, 2020, 09:54:24 PM »
Huh? Do we have a Ouija board now!?

I made the new toilet seat out of an antique board I found at a yard sale in 1982. It was already ancient even then. It may have once supported the tools of Madame Blavatsky, and now it supports your ample toches.

Company policy. Looks nice, right? I know I'm a bad carpenter.

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« Reply #277 on: August 29, 2020, 10:02:17 PM »
I made the new toilet seat out of an antique board I found at a yard sale in 1982. It was already ancient even then. It may have once supported the tools of Madame Blavatsky, and now it supports your ample toches.

Company policy. Looks nice, right? I know I'm a bad carpenter.
Measure thrice, cut once. (not people, please, just planks and such.)



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« Reply #280 on: August 29, 2020, 10:49:46 PM »
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Where was that picture taken? Was it outside, like where all the people and noise is?

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« Reply #281 on: August 29, 2020, 11:00:10 PM »
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Beautiful!!!

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« Reply #282 on: August 29, 2020, 11:02:17 PM »
I made the new toilet seat out of an antique board I found at a yard sale in 1982. It was already ancient even then. It may have once supported the tools of Madame Blavatsky, and now it supports your ample toches.

Company policy. Looks nice, right? I know I'm a bad carpenter.

No wonder I am so in love with you. You were planning fancy things for my booty even while we were tots!!! AMAZING

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« Reply #283 on: August 29, 2020, 11:28:52 PM »
Where was that picture taken? Was it outside, like where all the people and noise is?

http://stellarium.org/

My desktop

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« Reply #284 on: August 30, 2020, 01:35:25 AM »
http://stellarium.org/

My desktop

Stellarium has been mentioned and approved by Heather Wade
and on more than one occasion I would imagine.

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« Reply #285 on: August 30, 2020, 02:37:46 AM »
Stellarium has been mentioned and approved by Heather Wade
and on more than one occasion I would imagine.

Yes, but... has she sworn fealty? CITIZENS COVENS DEMAND ANSWERS.

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« Reply #286 on: August 30, 2020, 03:02:55 AM »
Yes, but... has she sworn fealty? CITIZENS COVENS DEMAND ANSWERS.

Well, she does demand cogent questions and that may be the nub of the problem.

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« Reply #287 on: August 30, 2020, 04:49:31 AM »
she does demand cogent questions

Demand? Look, I swore fealty, not obedience. You broom chicks are adorable.

Get well soon!!!

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« Reply #288 on: August 30, 2020, 04:51:02 AM »
the problem

Can this problem be explained in 150 seconds? Otherwise, it cuts into my time to provide solution(s).

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« Reply #289 on: September 06, 2020, 03:56:59 AM »
https://youtu.be/_s0Ugnt-LNk


I'll be honest--there's not much more at the end. No, really. There's so little there, I'd have to get another waiver signed. So just enjoy these five minutes, and be thankful. We all of us might not see another five minutes tomorrow. One never knows.

Also, I know it's a lot to ask of all y'all, but if you have any time in your day from this point forward, to say a little prayer for my mailman letter carrier, I'd be quite grateful. I'm expecting a package to arrive soon, and if the fucking thing doesn't fucking work right, MILLIONS OF PLANETS WILL BURN TO CINDERS y'all are gonna have to wait a bit longer than just another five minutes, tell you what.

Thank you for your attention, Insect. I understand that five minutes is a lot of time to expect the usual gang of idiots to be able to sit still, but--I have high hopes here.

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« Reply #290 on: September 06, 2020, 04:59:41 AM »
https://youtu.be/_s0Ugnt-LNk


I'll be honest--there's not much more at the end. No, really. There's so little there, I'd have to get another waiver signed. So just enjoy these five minutes, and be thankful. We all of us might not see another five minutes tomorrow. One never knows.

Also, I know it's a lot to ask of all y'all, but if you have any time in your day from this point forward, to say a little prayer for my mailman letter carrier, I'd be quite grateful. I'm expecting a package to arrive soon, and if the fucking thing doesn't fucking work right, MILLIONS OF PLANETS WILL BURN TO CINDERS y'all are gonna have to wait a bit longer than just another five minutes, tell you what.

Thank you for your attention, Insect. I understand that five minutes is a lot of time to expect the usual gang of idiots to be able to sit still, but--I have high hopes here.

Moral of the Story: 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥.

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« Reply #291 on: September 06, 2020, 05:31:52 AM »
Moral of the Story:

One ought not commit murder, one must never forget, and... do not trifle.

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« Reply #292 on: September 06, 2020, 11:47:13 PM »
https://youtu.be/_s0Ugnt-LNk

I'll be honest--there's not much more at the end. No, really. There's so little there, I'd have to get another waiver signed. So just enjoy these five minutes, and be thankful. We all of us might not see another five minutes tomorrow. One never knows.

A.: I lied exaggerated for theatric effect. There's a lot more footage after the 5m cut, but I didn't have permission to damage my brand at time of posting.
B.: Licencing contracts are presently being intensely re-negotiated.
C.: Salary contracts are presently being intensely re-negotiated.
D.: I'm waiting for a local copy of VH-1's "Behind The Music With Fleetwood Mac" to finish downloading.
E.: I'm busy working on writing a new waiver.

Choose any three.


Remember: I am doing this because I love you all here, much much more than the thought of seeing another atmosphere go up in flames.

Also, the simple truth is that this is the last planet in the verse that contains the last remnants of the DNA of The Final Quagga, so, ah, we're all--I am using the word "ALL", here--kinda stuck with you people. You'll get used to it... We did.

Carry on. Coming up soon--on an all new 5 Minutes With Jackstar--NIGGER QUAGGA POON TANG PORN.

Careful, astute readers of this particular webforum will notice that all these precautions being taken to safeguard the integrity of my branding are really paying off. You're welcome.

Send know flowers.

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« Reply #293 on: September 11, 2020, 01:36:39 AM »

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« Reply #294 on: September 22, 2020, 01:49:38 PM »
JACKSTAR,

YOU ARE BEING "TAKEN FOR A RIDE" BY D. RUBINI.

DON'T BUY HIS BULLSHIT ABOUT TAKING YOU TO THE NEXT LEVEL. THE ONLY NEXT LEVEL YOU'LL EVER EXPERIENCE IS THE VERY REAL DISAPPOINTMENT & REALISATION THAT YOU HAVE BEEN STOLEN FROM, AND TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.

I SEE IT EVERY DAY: ARTISTS BEING SWEPT OFF THEIR FEET BY PIMPS & HAVING THEIR ASSES FUCKED, ONLY TO COME TO THE REALISATION (DOWN THE LINE) THAT THE "BIG BREAK" OR 360 DEAL WAS NOTHING BUT A RUSE.

I WOULDN'T SAY I CARED VERY DEEPLY, BECAUSE YOU HAVE REPULSED ME FOR A WHILE. SWALLOWS VOMIT. BUT I DO KNOW WHEN A ROGERING IS COMING ON, & I HAVE WARNED THE SELKI OF THIS AS WELL IN PUBLIC & PRIVATE.

THE AGE OF AZZERAE HAS COME TO A CLOSE, BECAUSE NOW THERE IS A NEW KID IN TOWN, ONE WHO IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE. THE SHINY, GOOD INTENTION HAVING PURIST IS NO LONGER REQUIRED, & IS TO BE DISCARDED, BECAUSE A SELF-PROCLAIMED MESSIAH IS COMING TO RELAUNCH A TIRED OLD IDEA UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING A TRUTH SEEKER, WHEN HE IS JUST A DEVIL IS DISGUISE.

I DON'T LIKE YOU. I DON'T TRUST YOU. BUT I MUST HELP YOU, BECAUSE ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

IF YOU'RE WILLING TO BE RAPED AND HAVE IT BE PITCHED TO YOU AS CONSENSUAL ANAL, SO BE IT.

WHATEVER

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« Reply #295 on: September 22, 2020, 02:17:40 PM »
JACKSTAR,

YOU ARE BEING "TAKEN FOR A RIDE" BY D. RUBINI.


He is the  one being ridden. I have already caused him to distance himself from me--a cool trick I learned back in 'Nam--and I thank you for your timely warning. Any earlier would not have been any better, as from the beginning, I think he thought I was the idiot he himself was. I suppose it could be said I was a fool for even engaging with him at all, however--I go boldly where angels fear to tread. I wish it were my job--but, it's a living.

Let this acknowledgement suffice to reciprocate my own distancing from him. In truth, I expect that False Rubini will experience total perspective annihilation. I grew weary of his childish machinations fairly early on, and then simply... listened closely for the sounds of silence, which came directly.

I am not yet ready to submit a final report on The Rubini Event, but I could be before the end of the year. However, knowing what I know, I doubt anyone will be interested in what lies behind the mystery--nor surprised, because, I really am all that, but I ain't Rubini and never, ever was.

I AM THAT I AM. RAWR. Try the fish!

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« Reply #296 on: September 22, 2020, 02:23:16 PM »
think he thought I was the idiot he himself was.

That makes two of us.

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« Reply #297 on: September 22, 2020, 02:24:47 PM »
That makes two of us.

I never wished to fool you, and so, you had to do it yourself. Bravo!

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« Reply #298 on: September 22, 2020, 02:46:49 PM »
I never wished to fool you, and so, you had to do it yourself. Bravo!

Why did you allow it?

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« Reply #299 on: September 22, 2020, 02:50:05 PM »
Why did you allow it?

You and Grapefruit stood me up. We were supposed to throw knives together. We were all supposed to throw knives. Did that happen? No, no--it did not.

Yet.