https://youtu.be/_s0Ugnt-LNk
I'll be honest--there's not much more at the end. No, really. There's so little there, I'd have to get another waiver signed. So just enjoy these five minutes, and be thankful. We all of us might not see another five minutes tomorrow. One never knows.
A.: I
lied exaggerated for theatric effect. There's
a lot more footage after the 5m cut, but I didn't have permission to damage my brand at time of posting.
B.: Licencing contracts are presently being intensely re-negotiated.
C.: Salary contracts are presently being intensely re-negotiated.
D.: I'm waiting for a local copy of VH-1's
"Behind The Music With Fleetwood Mac" to finish downloading.
E.: I'm busy working on writing a new waiver.
Choose any three.Remember: I am doing this because I love you all here, much much more than the thought of seeing another atmosphere go up in flames.
Also, the simple truth is that this is the last planet in the verse that contains the last remnants of the DNA of The Final Quagga, so, ah, we're all--I am using the word
"ALL", here--
kinda stuck with you people. You'll get used to it... We did.
Carry on. Coming up soon--on an all new
5 Minutes With Jackstar--NIGGER QUAGGA POON TANG PORN.
Careful,
astute readers of this particular webforum will notice that all these precautions being taken to safeguard the integrity of my branding are really paying off.
You're welcome.Send know flowers.