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5 Minutes With Jackstar
« Reply #210 on: August 07, 2020, 02:09:37 AM »
Being a virgin is cool

Oh if only Jackstars mom could still be cool.

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« Reply #211 on: August 07, 2020, 02:12:42 AM »
Oh if only Jackstars mom could still be cool.

A lich is cold as ice, mang. I'd be more respectful if I were you. I didn't know what I was starting, but I sure as shootin' pulled the trigger.

With my six shooter filled with cough syrup, right? Yeah, okay, fine: enjoy your night.

massive numbers of rolling eyeballs

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« Reply #212 on: August 07, 2020, 07:23:28 AM »
Oh if only Jackstars mom could still be cool.

Dude, motherfuckers always out to fuck a mother... What a hot star like Jacky to do!?

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« Reply #213 on: August 07, 2020, 04:29:27 PM »
I also assume

coming up soon on an all new "Five Minutes With Jackstar:" Big-Booty Dance Off Competition.

if we can get anybody other than the rubini to cut up the papers you stream I'm set

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« Reply #214 on: August 07, 2020, 04:39:33 PM »
What a hot star like Jacky to do!?

liquid cyanoacrylic fragmentary hot rails. Molten. Looks like I picked the ideal week to immanentize sniffing glue.

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« Reply #215 on: August 07, 2020, 10:54:54 PM »


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« Reply #217 on: August 08, 2020, 08:15:03 AM »
CLIP ON TIE AND A LAWN TO MOW

We've gone far beyond this kind of thing. Get serious.

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« Reply #218 on: August 09, 2020, 06:42:37 PM »
... Get serious.

Can't;  Laughter spreads COVID-19.5:  I want to see herd-immunity.  I intend something other than that, SiriusLee!



This will help in brand dominance, pinky swear.

-p

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« Reply #219 on: August 10, 2020, 12:51:28 PM »
All right kids, I've no shits to give if you're buckled up or not--you're taking a ride, whether you're ready or not.

It's immensely hard to overstate my personal satisfaction with the beginning of the week's events already in progress, but perhaps burying my face in a whole 13" cheesecake could do it.


#Faggacy

#SeeUinCourtPussyAss

#YourMother

Look at this fresh-faced country rube. I made this. There are many rubes like it, but this one is one of mine.

I apologize for any inconvenience. I did get a little impatient early on, n'est-ce pas? This soufflé does seem to have collapsed. I'm told that we can fix this in post.

You may be asking yourself, "Why is Jack still not working on fixing his 55th soufflé in post already?" The answer is cheesecake because I'm an artiste. These juice boxes don't fill themselves. In fact, I've got to fill one up and stuff it in a lunch sack, right now!

And, you can bet your sweet ass, that's company policy. Hey, is it still a "mic drop moment" if I'm just stuffing it under a pillow? I'll take my answer off the air after the break.

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« Reply #220 on: August 13, 2020, 03:16:10 AM »
I wanna have a call-in guessing game: "What flavor of potato chip is Jackstar mowing down on while filming?" However, I don't have any phone numbers, and I am all out of chips.
For now.
Sour cream and onion.

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« Reply #221 on: August 13, 2020, 03:28:03 AM »
Sweetie, this kinda thing is why people never invite us back over. Dial it back a bit!  ;)
People?  Or Jackstar and this military looking guy?

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« Reply #222 on: August 14, 2020, 05:39:05 AM »
Please bring me GIN

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« Reply #223 on: August 14, 2020, 07:33:20 AM »
Send me a retard.

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« Reply #224 on: August 16, 2020, 01:25:58 AM »
Sour cream and onion.

I've got a video I would like you to see. I'm going to have my people talk to your people. Stand by.


DAVE METIVER! I will send the Feds!

You LOST!




It's immensely hard to overstate my personal satisfaction with the beginning of the week's events already in progress, but perhaps burying my face in a whole 13" cheesecake could do it.

Nope, nope nope, nope nope nope.

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« Reply #225 on: August 16, 2020, 01:50:19 AM »

Never insert an open end unless you want it stuck for good.  It can create a vacuum making it impossible to get out and possibly causing harm.  Keep cap on very tight.

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« Reply #226 on: August 16, 2020, 01:52:02 AM »
I've got a video I would like you to see. I'm going to have my people talk to your people. Stand by.





Nope, nope nope, nope nope nope.
This Rubini guy says you are inciting violence?  Wha??

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« Reply #227 on: August 16, 2020, 01:53:00 AM »
I have repeatedly politely tried to have a normal, talk with MV and Jackstar.

This doesn't look like anything to me.

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« Reply #228 on: August 16, 2020, 01:53:29 AM »

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« Reply #229 on: August 16, 2020, 01:54:13 AM »
Is this person legally licensed to be a gay pole smoking whore in the state of Nevada?

Has she been tested for COVID19?

Gonorrhea?

Chlamydia?

AIDS?

Ebola?

SARS?

DAVE METIVER! I will send the Feds!

You LOST!

Your RULES too = You called the FEDS on yourself dum-dum by calling them on me?

LOL!

F A I L !

You crossed the Line with me, LITTLE BOY!

Ya know what, and I am dead serious about this. I am gonna call your parents. That's what I am gonna 1st do!

You just need a spankin and a time out.

You need to be grounded, no juice, no X Box for a week!

DAVID A. METIVIER
My MAINE man!
32 Years Old
Genius !
#GonnaGetEvenSOMEDAy whenHeGrowsUpWithTheGreatRUBINI
Circus Clown and "Ring Leader" of his very own Mindless Circus!

= RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY
= RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY
= RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY
= RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY
= RICHARD GROYPER is GAY'= RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY = RICHARD GROYPER is GAY


I love you sweetie!

YOU are destined for the virtual slaughter!

 :-X  :-*  :-X  :-*  :-X  :-*  :-X  :-*  :-X   :-X

DAVID A METIVER "was" RICHARD GROYPER and MARKY T and VotingTrump2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8

Where is Richard?

DAVID A METIVER was RICHARD GROYPER and MARKY T and VotingTrump2020
FEDS deal with him any time I have ANY questions or strange unwelcomed activity.
FUN FACTS = David A. Metivier of Maine aka VotingTrump2020 (Richard Groyper) (MarkyT)
RACE: Middle Eastern
1. Gender: Homosexual, Female Birth, Post TS
2. Political Party: Registered Democrat
3. Hobbies Registered: scented candles and bubble baths and beastiality books-on-tape
4. Unemployed (Childhood speedboat Brain Injury)
5. Receives Monthly Assistance Checks from Government for assistance w/ Mental Illness Wellness and fresh (Linens) Disposable Bed-Wetting Dressings
 :o DAVID A. METIVER WEIGHS OVER 230 POUNDS
 :o HE IS A 5 FOOT 7 INCH MAN TALL (HEIGHT)
 :o David Metivier takes insulin shots daily for Diabetes
 ;) BY DEFINITION, DAVID A. METIVIER IS MORBIDLY OBESE
DAVID A. METIVIER = DAVID A. METIVIER / "RICHARD GROYPER" IS PLAYING THE CURRENT ROLE OF THESE 5 BELLGAB SOCK ACCOUNTS:
1. VotingTrump2020
2. MarkyT
3. ONLYstickITinsideMYdirtyASS
4. myMOUTHattackedBYboners1988
5. PenisInMyMouthPlease
DAVID A. METIVIER
9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250
Dave Metivier Age 32
Date of Birth:
(July (DAY = (Censored) 1988)
David A. Metivier who lives at 9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250 is 32 years of age, Single, TS, Greek man.

DAVID A METIVER was RICHARD GROYPER and MARKY T and VotingTrump2020
FEDS deal with him any time I have ANY questions or strange unwelcomed activity.
FUN FACTS = David A. Metivier of Maine aka VotingTrump2020 (Richard Groyper) (MarkyT)
RACE: Middle Eastern
1. Gender: Homosexual, Female Birth, Post TS
2. Political Party: Registered Democrat
3. Hobbies Registered: scented candles and bubble baths and beastiality books-on-tape
4. Unemployed (Childhood speedboat Brain Injury)
5. Receives Monthly Assistance Checks from Government for assistance w/ Mental Illness Wellness and fresh (Linens) Disposable Bed-Wetting Dressings
 :o DAVID A. METIVER WEIGHS OVER 230 POUNDS
 :o HE IS A 5 FOOT 7 INCH MAN TALL (HEIGHT)
 :o David Metivier takes insulin shots daily for Diabetes
 ;) BY DEFINITION, DAVID A. METIVIER IS MORBIDLY OBESE
DAVID A. METIVIER = DAVID A. METIVIER / "RICHARD GROYPER" IS PLAYING THE CURRENT ROLE OF THESE 5 BELLGAB SOCK ACCOUNTS:
1. VotingTrump2020
2. MarkyT
3. ONLYstickITinsideMYdirtyASS
4. myMOUTHattackedBYboners1988
5. PenisInMyMouthPlease
DAVID A. METIVIER
9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250
Dave Metivier Age 32
Date of Birth:
(July (DAY = (Censored) 1988)
David A. Metivier who lives at 9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250 is 32 years of age, Single, TS, Greek man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8

DAVID A METIVER was RICHARD GROYPER and MARKY T and VotingTrump2020
FEDS deal with him any time I have ANY questions or strange unwelcomed activity.
FUN FACTS = David A. Metivier of Maine aka VotingTrump2020 (Richard Groyper) (MarkyT)
RACE: Middle Eastern
1. Gender: Homosexual, Female Birth, Post TS
2. Political Party: Registered Democrat
3. Hobbies Registered: scented candles and bubble baths and beastiality books-on-tape
4. Unemployed (Childhood speedboat Brain Injury)
5. Receives Monthly Assistance Checks from Government for assistance w/ Mental Illness Wellness and fresh (Linens) Disposable Bed-Wetting Dressings
 :o DAVID A. METIVER WEIGHS OVER 230 POUNDS
 :o HE IS A 5 FOOT 7 INCH MAN TALL (HEIGHT)
 :o David Metivier takes insulin shots daily for Diabetes
 ;) BY DEFINITION, DAVID A. METIVIER IS MORBIDLY OBESE
DAVID A. METIVIER = DAVID A. METIVIER / "RICHARD GROYPER" IS PLAYING THE CURRENT ROLE OF THESE 5 BELLGAB SOCK ACCOUNTS:
1. VotingTrump2020
2. MarkyT
3. ONLYstickITinsideMYdirtyASS
4. myMOUTHattackedBYboners1988
5. PenisInMyMouthPlease
DAVID A. METIVIER
9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250
Dave Metivier Age 32
Date of Birth:
(July (DAY = (Censored) 1988)
David A. Metivier who lives at 9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250 is 32 years of age, Single, TS, Greek man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8

DAVID A METIVER was RICHARD GROYPER and MARKY T and VotingTrump2020
FEDS deal with him any time I have ANY questions or strange unwelcomed activity.
FUN FACTS = David A. Metivier of Maine aka VotingTrump2020 (Richard Groyper) (MarkyT)
RACE: Middle Eastern
1. Gender: Homosexual, Female Birth, Post TS
2. Political Party: Registered Democrat
3. Hobbies Registered: scented candles and bubble baths and beastiality books-on-tape
4. Unemployed (Childhood speedboat Brain Injury)
5. Receives Monthly Assistance Checks from Government for assistance w/ Mental Illness Wellness and fresh (Linens) Disposable Bed-Wetting Dressings
 :o DAVID A. METIVER WEIGHS OVER 230 POUNDS
 :o HE IS A 5 FOOT 7 INCH MAN TALL (HEIGHT)
 :o David Metivier takes insulin shots daily for Diabetes
 ;) BY DEFINITION, DAVID A. METIVIER IS MORBIDLY OBESE
DAVID A. METIVIER = DAVID A. METIVIER / "RICHARD GROYPER" IS PLAYING THE CURRENT ROLE OF THESE 5 BELLGAB SOCK ACCOUNTS:
1. VotingTrump2020
2. MarkyT
3. ONLYstickITinsideMYdirtyASS
4. myMOUTHattackedBYboners1988
5. PenisInMyMouthPlease
DAVID A. METIVIER
9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250
Dave Metivier Age 32
Date of Birth:
(July (DAY = (Censored) 1988)
David A. Metivier who lives at 9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250 is 32 years of age, Single, TS, Greek man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8

DAVID A METIVER was RICHARD GROYPER and MARKY T and VotingTrump2020
FEDS deal with him any time I have ANY questions or strange unwelcomed activity.
FUN FACTS = David A. Metivier of Maine aka VotingTrump2020 (Richard Groyper) (MarkyT)
RACE: Middle Eastern
1. Gender: Homosexual, Female Birth, Post TS
2. Political Party: Registered Democrat
3. Hobbies Registered: scented candles and bubble baths and beastiality books-on-tape
4. Unemployed (Childhood speedboat Brain Injury)
5. Receives Monthly Assistance Checks from Government for assistance w/ Mental Illness Wellness and fresh (Linens) Disposable Bed-Wetting Dressings
 :o DAVID A. METIVER WEIGHS OVER 230 POUNDS
 :o HE IS A 5 FOOT 7 INCH MAN TALL (HEIGHT)
 :o David Metivier takes insulin shots daily for Diabetes
 ;) BY DEFINITION, DAVID A. METIVIER IS MORBIDLY OBESE
DAVID A. METIVIER = DAVID A. METIVIER / "RICHARD GROYPER" IS PLAYING THE CURRENT ROLE OF THESE 5 BELLGAB SOCK ACCOUNTS:
1. VotingTrump2020
2. MarkyT
3. ONLYstickITinsideMYdirtyASS
4. myMOUTHattackedBYboners1988
5. PenisInMyMouthPlease
DAVID A. METIVIER
9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250
Dave Metivier Age 32
Date of Birth:
(July (DAY = (Censored) 1988)
David A. Metivier who lives at 9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250 is 32 years of age, Single, TS, Greek man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8

DAVID A METIVER was RICHARD GROYPER and MARKY T and VotingTrump2020
FEDS deal with him any time I have ANY questions or strange unwelcomed activity.
FUN FACTS = David A. Metivier of Maine aka VotingTrump2020 (Richard Groyper) (MarkyT)
RACE: Middle Eastern
1. Gender: Homosexual, Female Birth, Post TS
2. Political Party: Registered Democrat
3. Hobbies Registered: scented candles and bubble baths and beastiality books-on-tape
4. Unemployed (Childhood speedboat Brain Injury)
5. Receives Monthly Assistance Checks from Government for assistance w/ Mental Illness Wellness and fresh (Linens) Disposable Bed-Wetting Dressings
 :o DAVID A. METIVER WEIGHS OVER 230 POUNDS
 :o HE IS A 5 FOOT 7 INCH MAN TALL (HEIGHT)
 :o David Metivier takes insulin shots daily for Diabetes
 ;) BY DEFINITION, DAVID A. METIVIER IS MORBIDLY OBESE
DAVID A. METIVIER = DAVID A. METIVIER / "RICHARD GROYPER" IS PLAYING THE CURRENT ROLE OF THESE 5 BELLGAB SOCK ACCOUNTS:
1. VotingTrump2020
2. MarkyT
3. ONLYstickITinsideMYdirtyASS
4. myMOUTHattackedBYboners1988
5. PenisInMyMouthPlease
DAVID A. METIVIER
9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250
Dave Metivier Age 32
Date of Birth:
(July (DAY = (Censored) 1988)
David A. Metivier who lives at 9 Miller Rd Lisbon, Maine 04250 is 32 years of age, Single, TS, Greek man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8

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#LEGACY
Not sure what promiscuous person you mean, but isn't this called "doxxing"?  Not that I'm fond of Richard's demeanor either.

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« Reply #230 on: August 17, 2020, 02:12:06 AM »
*snip*

Hey MF'r, Gefilte fish sandwich, on rye.  Extra horseradish. NOW!

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« Reply #231 on: August 17, 2020, 02:53:04 AM »
Hey MF'r, Gefilte fish sandwich, on rye.  Extra horseradish. NOW!
Make that two because Jack would like one as well :)

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« Reply #232 on: August 17, 2020, 02:56:53 AM »
Make it three: Banacek is on his way.

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« Reply #233 on: August 17, 2020, 05:02:20 AM »
LATER JACKwagons!

I don't see where bringing @paladin1991 into this will help.

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« Reply #234 on: August 17, 2020, 06:57:54 AM »
He probably won't have any donuts, but at least there's a chance.

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« Reply #235 on: August 17, 2020, 11:33:50 AM »
I don't see where bringing @paladin1991 into this will help.

Hey Mon Frere, what gives?  I can't be there for you?

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« Reply #236 on: August 17, 2020, 12:55:07 PM »
Hey Mon Frere, what gives?  I can't be there for you?

Oh, OK, fine. If Jack will allow it.

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« Reply #237 on: August 17, 2020, 12:57:25 PM »
Oh, OK, fine. If Jack will swallow it.

Oh, he will.  No spitting for that guy.  He's that guy.

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« Reply #238 on: August 23, 2020, 07:56:01 PM »
I just bored Grapefruit to near tears by answering one of her questions about the moon landings. I think it was also my callous lack of displayed compassion when I got to the part about how the Challenger explosion was theatre.

Next time, I'll save that part for considerably closer to the end of the five minutes. I only made it about three and a half this time. Also I forgot to turn on the microphone. Also I don't f****** have a microphone you f****.

This isn't company policy. You're just all a bunch of cheap ass c****. Mewling, bleating, whiny, cowardly, MOUTHBREATHING c****.

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« Reply #239 on: August 23, 2020, 07:58:08 PM »
This reminds me that I need moar beer!