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5 Minutes With Jackstar
« Reply #301 on: September 22, 2020, 09:24:00 PM »
You and Grapefruit stood me up. We were supposed to throw knives together. We were all supposed to throw knives. Did that happen? No, no--it did not.

Yet.

I was unaware, at any point in our dialogue, that cutlery was required.  In any event, I prefer to smother my enemies with kisses.

Apropos Five Minute Jack (NutzQo_z1Hn3BYU), GapeFruit
« Reply #302 on: September 22, 2020, 09:27:26 PM »
Hey.  Which one is Shreddy?

All of 'em...................

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« Reply #303 on: September 22, 2020, 10:05:56 PM »
I was unaware, at any point in our dialogue, that cutlery was required.  In any event, I prefer to smother my enemies with kisses.
I will allow it. Now are they killer kisses!? And how is your precision in light wind whilst blowing kisses?;) Damascus blades are so much more fun though!

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« Reply #304 on: September 22, 2020, 10:38:35 PM »
I will allow it. Now are they killer kisses!? And how is your precision in light wind whilst blowing kisses?;) Damascus blades are so much more fun though!

They are routinely mortal, in the petite sense.

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« Reply #305 on: September 23, 2020, 01:07:12 AM »
We're gonna ride to the Abbey of Thelema, to the Abbey of Thelema.

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« Reply #306 on: September 23, 2020, 02:38:37 AM »
I never knew Jackstar was a 5 minute man.

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« Reply #307 on: September 23, 2020, 03:30:15 AM »
We're gonna ride to the Abbey of Thelema, to the Abbey of Thelema.

Said to be abandoned.. It's pretty, I don't think it looks so scary. However whilst listening to your "Hologlyph" I can imagine it full of elementals!

They are routinely mortal, in the petite sense.
MMMMMMuah!

I never knew Jackstar was a 5 minute man.
You still don't. But if these walls could talk... well they wouldn't they would WAIL;)


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« Reply #308 on: September 26, 2020, 09:37:17 AM »
But if these walls could talk... well they wouldn't they would WAIL;)



Pre-show warm up raw feed.


I can imagine it full of elementals!

Can you imagine them accountable?

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« Reply #309 on: September 26, 2020, 11:24:33 AM »


Pre-show warm up raw feed.


Can you imagine them accountable?

Fairies and Brownies accountable? Now that is comical! ;)

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« Reply #310 on: September 26, 2020, 11:30:31 AM »
that is comical

Don't hate me--I've already been drawn that way.

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« Reply #311 on: September 26, 2020, 11:48:52 AM »
Don't hate me--I've already been drawn that way.

How could I hate the man who holds my heart in his hands? xoxoxo

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« Reply #312 on: September 26, 2020, 12:16:08 PM »
🤮

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« Reply #313 on: September 26, 2020, 12:29:43 PM »

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« Reply #314 on: September 26, 2020, 02:35:47 PM »

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« Reply #315 on: October 06, 2020, 05:53:52 PM »
Holy Sonnets: I am a little world made cunningly
BY JOHN DONNE

I am a little world made cunningly
Of elements and an angelic sprite,
But black sin hath betray'd to endless night
My world's both parts, and oh both parts must die.
You which beyond that heaven which was most high
Have found new spheres, and of new lands can write,
Pour new seas in mine eyes, that so I might
Drown my world with my weeping earnestly,
Or wash it, if it must be drown'd no more.
But oh it must be burnt; alas the fire
Of lust and envy have burnt it heretofore,
And made it fouler; let their flames retire,
And burn me O Lord, with a fiery zeal
Of thee and thy house, which doth in eating heal.

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« Reply #316 on: October 14, 2020, 09:58:36 AM »
All I wanted was just 5 minutes. And you people Punylings just couldn't handle it. Sad!

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« Reply #317 on: October 14, 2020, 10:03:57 AM »
All I wanted was just 5 minutes. And you people Punylings just couldn't handle it. Sad!

Subtracting your inane, incessant posting of youtube videos, you owe us 5,673 hours Jack.

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« Reply #318 on: October 14, 2020, 10:07:57 AM »
incessant

Spending just 5 minutes with a really big dictionary could really improve your quality of life, Son.

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« Reply #319 on: October 19, 2020, 06:01:56 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E4aPut73PQ

Actual show prep--five actual hours ago. This mushmouth is a seer.