5 Minutes With Jackstar

Started by Jackstar, May 19, 2020, 01:50:41 PM

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Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on December 22, 2020, 05:23:26 AM
Kill it with fire. Full spread.

The Singularity is within our lifetime.

Resistance is futile.

But we do love a good bonfire.





AZZERAE

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 08:33:13 AM
Jackie huffing on a pipe might be demonic...but not in the way you're thinking Azzerae.

Someone's zooming thru 'the Best of Nonrequired Listening'. Kudos!


Ciardelo

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 08:56:29 AM
Someone's zooming thru 'the Best of Nonrequired Listening'. Kudos!

Whew. I made it thru. You brought in MUCH extra value to an otherwise quite prosaic listening experience.

I hope he listens more closely to you, but who the fuck are we kidding here? This is Jackstar. He's not going to listen to anybody because he thinks he knows it all already.

I would say more, but I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say about it.

Thanks for the X-MAS Edition!

AZZERAE

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 09:41:09 AM
You brought in MUCH extra value to an otherwise quite prosaic listening experience.

Thanks for the X-MAS Edition!

You're most welcome sirrrrrr!

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 09:41:09 AM
I would say more, but I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say about it.

I see what you did there.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Silphion on December 22, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
The Singularity is within our lifetime.

Resistance is futile.

But we do love a good bonfire.

Catladies For Biden! :)

Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 11:57:26 AM
Catladies For Biden! :)

Apparently there are many undocumented and multiple catladies who voted, that's fer sher.

I like how Miss S. is butching it up with her avatar.

AZZERAE

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 06:46:48 AM
https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1341364129546825728

I think its important for me to note that the guy's brother who comes down with AIDS after stealing Jack's personal belongings is the most amusing thing I've ever heard. And this nugget was birthed by the gift of the monologue. Still superior to a Vandecon presidency.

Jackstar

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 22, 2020, 02:53:22 PM
the guy's brother who comes down with AIDS after stealing Jack's personal belongings

What happened to the guy who stole Grapefruit's weed and then attempted to blame it on me was even better.

Jackstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax4gVYZYduQ

There's gonna be a test later. Hit the books. Fair warning.

Jackstar

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1344806689111908353

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https://youtu.be/kHodoLiNCFg

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"The only thing worse than being talked aboutâ€"is not being talked about." â€" Jeffrey Epstein

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master


Jackstar

Quote from: AZZERAE on January 02, 2021, 03:50:31 AM
Why you gotta do Toots that way?

Someone around here deserved an upgrade, and she was the only one left who hadn't decided it would be fun to attempt to deliberately piss me off.


Quote from: AZZERAE on January 02, 2021, 03:50:31 AM
What'd she ever do to you?

1. Displayed integrity;
2. Enraged her adversaries;
3. Acknowledged my authority.

Really, it wasn't all that hard... although I can see how completely unlikely those three simple things may appear to you to have been even possible to convey, let alone, embody, let alone... be persuasive.

Now that I've answered one of your questions again, how about... you ask some more? I was honestly gonna go back in to "Ask Jackstar Anything" and re-answer every one of your queries that you posed and I blew off over the years, but I think it'll work out much, much better if we just work it all out here, in public...

AT THUNDERDOME.



Feel the majik. It's here.

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 09:41:09 AM
He's not going to listen to anybody because he thinks he knows it all already.

I would say more, but I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say about it.

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Reminder: I know all there is to know when one knows nothing, which is really quite a bit different from being a "know-it-all," which I guess doesn't describe Crisco, as he knows all about me, except for what he's allowed to say about me. (One would think that he would know that such a demonstration of integrity actually really impresses me... but this is Crisco we're talking about here. It's not even Parkay. It's not even organic. It's just... torpedo grease.)

Anyway, I guess I'll listen to Azzerae now. You might think it's crazy, but all I want is to hear is his thinly veiled contempt from weeks ago, now that I've seen everyone else's thinly veiled contempt from days ago. It might seem kinda fetishistic, but really--it's just math.



Quote from: Jackstar on December 31, 2020, 05:58:00 AM
There's gonna be a test later. Hit the books. Fair warning.

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 12:01:25 PM
Apparently there are many undocumented and multiple catladies who voted, that's fer sher.

I like how Miss S. is butching it up with her avatar.

Now, Attend Me Here, Class: is this misgendering, a red herring, a critical mis-step, or... hey, look over there... is that a moon, or something? M-O-O-N... that spells
Jökulhlaup. Meanwhile, brb, I gotta kill a skink so I can have some fresh blood to dissolve a glammer. (Just kidding. I don't kill... so far.)

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on January 02, 2021, 04:08:21 AM
I was honestly gonna go back in to "Ask Jackstar Anything" and re-answer every one of your queries that you posed and I blew off over the years, but

Quote from: AZZERAE on December 09, 2018, 02:21:31 AM
Its shocking how many people here send cowardly little PMs, only to launch public salvos at later dates.


... you get that this wasn't even a question, right? Sigh. What were you asking for? Sympathy? Respect? My hand in marriage? A guarantee in writing that I was actually reading every word you posted here for, like, six years? It's my fault, I know... I did say "Anything."


Jackstar

Uh... yeah, I'm uh... too high to record anything. No, really. So no show yet. I am sobbing and shaking uncontrollably. Wah wah whambulance, Ma'am.

Sorry! I hope no one is disappointed. I'll get back to you when remaining ops are concluded and all troops are accounted for I fucking feel like it, assholes, fuck you and your mother's couch.

Sequor imperium, Gablings.


Quote from: Jackstar on January 04, 2021, 05:37:52 AM
« Reply #409 on: Today at 03:37:52 »

See? This doesn't look like anything to me. I'm just a patsy.


Jackstar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorro

Quote from: WikipediaHe is typically portrayed as a dashing masked vigilante who defends the commoners and indigenous peoples of California against corrupt and tyrannical officials and other villains. His signature all-black costume includes a cape, a hat known as a sombrero cordobés, and a mask covering the upper half of his face.

In the stories, Zorro has a high bounty on his head, but is too skilled and cunning for the bumbling authorities to catch, and he also delights in publicly humiliating them. Because of this, the townspeople started calling him "El Zorro" due to his foxlike cunning and charm. Zorro is an acrobat and an expert in various weapons, but the one he employs most frequently is his rapier, which he uses often to carve the initial "Z" on his defeated foes, and other objects to "sign his work". He is also an accomplished rider, his trusty steed being a black horse called Tornado.

Zorro is the secret identity of Don Diego de la Vega (originally Don Diego Vega), a young man who is the only son of Don Alejandro de la Vega, the richest landowner in California, while Diego's mother is dead. In most versions, Diego learned his swordsmanship while at university in Spain, and created his masked alter ego after he was unexpectedly summoned home by his father because California had fallen into the hands of an oppressive dictator. Diego is usually shown living with his father in a huge hacienda, which contains a number of secret passages and tunnels, leading to a secret cave sometimes called "the Fox Den" that serves as headquarters for Zorro's operations and as Tornado's hiding place. In order to divert suspicion about his identity, Diego hides his fighting abilities while also pretending to be a coward and a fop.


I'm not gonna lie: I'm surprised I made it as far as I did before having to tap out. And then, getting pulled back into the fray by Divine edict--look, I'm really not gonna lie, if you ever thought being personally summoned by Your Creator for an audience would be any fun... well, you'd be right.



It sucks not being able to talk about it, though. You have no idea. I'm fine! Thanks for asking.

Don't cry for me, Argentina. ACTIVATE EXCELSIOR PROTOCOL.



(i'll probably have to publish tonight. Tornado is getting kinda antsy.
Semper fi)


Jackstar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dWFN8iT8Wo

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"The only thing worse than being talked aboutâ€"is not being talked about." â€" Jeffrey Epstein

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master


pate

dismissive hand waving gestures




pate

Hur/dur/Hur/dur/
Quote from: Jackstar on January 07, 2021, 03:23:45 AM
Bored soulless in 14 minutes. (Reply of answer may be applied to either or both of the preceding two posts in this thread, as to the reader's preference.)

Hdwhat? 

https://youtu.be/x4maoo4A3x4

Iambic pentameter the 2.14m of that one...  yeah, 0.14minutes is wierd, just divide by sixty;  you'll be fine (rounding halps)

Where was eye?

Na

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on December 22, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
The Singularity is within our lifetime.

Orders from Heaven--cloned it. You're welcome.

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