The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Jackstar]

LOL

What did you do to my friend? She never laughed like this before you.

I'll take my answer off the air.

[DanTSX]

K. Dubb totally eats your shit. Diarreah is like gravy on a plate for him: SLURP SLURP SLURP!

Point of order.....

Eating ass is fine.  It’s not hard to keep your butthole clean, shaven, and presentable for assplay.

A little bit of attention goes a long way and then its probably less bacteria than the average mouth.  Make your hygiene standards clear, and your partner will likely go to great efforts to play along.  The ladies ladies love it. 

[K_Dubb]

You and gay robot boy get defeated multiple times a day. I guess victory really is subjective.

We will always be hotter.  The world is full of fat men with opinions.

[K_Dubb]

He dips the hard ones in the runny ones, sopping it up like biscuit in a bowl.

Ok that made me laugh.

[ItsOver]

We will always be hotter.  The world is full of fat men with opinions.

“He’s right, you know.”

[whoozit]

Welcome to Jr. High.

[ItsOver]

I hate to interrupt all the usual friendly BG banter, but is it correct to assume Lee never showed for the cast last night?

[K_Dubb]

Point of order.....

Eating ass is fine.  It’s not hard to keep your butthole clean, shaven, and presentable for assplay.

A little bit of attention goes a long way and then its probably less bacteria than the average mouth.  Make your hygiene standards clear, and your partner will likely go to great efforts to play along.  The ladies ladies love it.

Thank you for the assist.  I have tried to explain on many occasions but still every time it is poo this and poo that to these savages who still live in superstitious horror of their own rears because their mommies told them not to mess around down there.  In truth it's probably best for them because obesity and they way they eat turns everything into an unpredictable biohazard zone, and sex for the great mass of men will forever be just lumbering around just sticking your peen in things.

[K_Dubb]

I hate to interrupt all the usual friendly BG banter, but is it correct to assume Lee never showed for the cast last night?

We were DENIED

[ItsOver]

Welcome to Jr. High.

The chess club is where it’s at.

[ItsOver]

We were DENIED

Dayum.  I guess Lee decided a regular YT show wasn’t cutting it for getting him to the top.  I’m not sure I can graciously accept another round of “404 not found” and having to live in cat lady hell with some clown with bad teeth.

[K_Dubb]

Dayum.  I guess Lee decided a regular YT show wasn’t cutting it for getting him to the top.  I’m not sure I can graciously accept another round of “404 not found” and having to live in cat lady hell with some clown with bad teeth.

If bellgab tanks again I will gladly set up flabgab so I can continue to rail against fatties, and you are all welcome to join me there.

[ItsOver]

If bellgab tanks again I will gladly set up flabgab so I can continue to rail against fatties, and you are all welcome to join me there.

I’m in.  Fighting fatties and drinking good joe sounds better than eating pretend cookies and calling each other “girl.”

[Nyewalker]

Dayum.  I guess Lee decided a regular YT show wasn’t cutting it for getting him to the top.  I’m not sure I can graciously accept another round of “404 not found”

So I dub Lee Unforgiven ...


Wait, What...  Is this another parody sting operation

[K_Dubb]

I’m in.  Fighting fatties and drinking good joe sounds better than eating pretend cookies and calling each other “girl.”

Sweet!  I suppose I would have to produce a weekly live show, maybe a half hour of terrible accordion on Sunday mornings as we all spread our sardines on toast, with a discord for making farting noises at each other?

[Dr. MD MD]

We will always be hotter.  The world is full of fat men with opinions.

And, apparently skinny fags with opinions.

[Jackstar]

Is this another parody sting operation

Q sent us.

And, apparently skinny fags with opinions.

If you say so. What, no emoticon? Weak.

[Jackstar]

We were DENIED

Party crashing, Quincunx style. DOMINATED.

If bellgab tanks again

Honestly, I think we're good. The package remains intact and secure, although she's been handed off to Team Bravo at this point, so she could be downing boilermakers and snorting coke for all I know--that's not my area, and Bravo is, like, all sailors and one mad lad, who is probably putting some new ink on her as I write this.

That's more likely at this point than you might think. What's not likely is any kind of shutdown of my containment board, as this place was purpose-built to capture and trap entities such as Myself.

But I'm a Sourceror. Think Kobyashi Maru. I was here nearly seven years before anyone thought to wonder to ask why I've been gangstalked over three decades. I blew through the protection grid on my way up through apotheosis. Relax, there's nothing any of you can do about any of this at this point anyway Trust The Plan.

Somebody wake up Hicks.

[Dr. MD MD]

Q sent us.

If you say so. What, no emoticon? Weak.

:

[Jackstar]

::)

Looks like somebody might need a hug. Go find them and take out their trash while they're waiting for one.

Capture a livestream.

[Walks_At_Night]

The world is full of fat men with opinions.

The most important of those opinionated fat men, has two holes in his brain and no one gives a damn. 
I mean not even him. I implored him in chat last night, gave him the timestamp but he said he was too tired to look at his brain damage and that he would be too busy today to do so, perhaps next week.

[ItsOver]

Sweet!  I suppose I would have to produce a weekly live show, maybe a half hour of terrible accordion on Sunday mornings as we all spread our sardines on toast, with a discord for making farting noises at each other?

Maybe you can sign up Albrecht for a daily Charles Kuralt-style analysis. 



Maybe a Doc MD vs. Myke Point-Counterpoint.  The first grappling could be over which one is Jane.


https://youtu.be/c91XUyg9iWM

[Jackstar]

no one gives a damn. 

Obvious job opening upcoming is obvious.

[pate]

I hate to interrupt all the usual friendly BG banter, but is it correct to assume Lee never showed for the cast last night?

Due to lingering Mandelbrot Affects from last weeks show, last night's episode occurred in no fewer than seven parallel time/space continuums.  ApparentLee!, this thyme-lein's broadcast stream crossed with another thyme-lein's stream and a localized GabCast outage resulted.

GabCast broadcast engineers in several parallel universes are looking into how this may affect future GabCasts in this particular thyme-lein, Thank Yew for your patience while we deal with this minor SNAFU.  Full GabCast functionality is likely to be restored by as early as next Saturday.



-Executive Producer, GabCast

         ! This statement has not been verified by Theoretical Physicists

[K_Dubb]

And, apparently skinny fags with opinions.

Where?!?!?  Are they cute?

[ItsOver]

Due to lingering Mandelbrot Affects from last weeks show, last night's episode occurred in no fewer than seven parallel time/space continuums.  ApparentLee!, this thyme-lein's broadcast stream crossed with another thyme-lein's stream and a localized GabCast outage resulted.

GabCast broadcast engineers in several parallel universes are looking into how this may affect future GabCasts in this particular thyme-lein, Thank Yew for your patience while we deal with this minor SNAFU.  Full GabCast functionality is likely to be restored by as early as next Saturday.



-Executive Producer, GabCast

         ! This statement has not been verified by Theoretical Physicists

Thank yeeewww, once again, for the timely update, almost-kind-of-President Elect Pate.

!  This post is not disputed by Lee, I guess.

[K_Dubb]

Maybe you can sign up Albrecht for a daily Charles Kuralt-style analysis. 



Maybe a Doc MD vs. Myke Point-Counterpoint.  The first grappling could be over which one is Jane.


https://youtu.be/c91XUyg9iWM

Hahaha you know albrecht is just itching for a chance to vituperate -- wind him up, point him at some Mexicans, and watch him go!

[K_Dubb]

Full GabCast functionality is likely to be restored by as early as next Saturday.

Thank God, I was dreading a week of accordion practice!

[Walks_At_Night]

Obvious job opening upcoming is obvious.

I'm mean really Jack. Who is too tired to look at their brain damage? Well...unless the brain damage makes them too tired.
In that case probably someone could be hired to look at the brain damage. Of course the Doctor's have already been paid to do that but they all hate him because he disparages them on the internet and threatens to sue for malpractice. So, they, being the Doctors, probably are taking the Ivan Drago approach to the two brain holes. I don't know but I do think I catch your drift on the job opening. Unless I don't and you were implying that the two brain holes have sealed Senda's fate and that there might need to have a replacement. Surely, you weren't thinking I could replace him. Shirley not. I mean how could I? My Father never punched me in the head knocking me into a bathtub full of boiling water where I died but got back alive again after having 80% of my blood removed and having an OBE where I watched Popeye on the TV.

[K_Dubb]

The most important of those opinionated fat men, has two holes in his brain and no one gives a damn. 
I mean not even him. I implored him in chat last night, gave him the timestamp but he said he was too tired to look at his brain damage and that he would be too busy today to do so, perhaps next week.

You are still flogging that sorry welfare case, aren't you?  I think shreddie is the only one you can really count on there.  What a loser.