The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Corona Kitty]

You and gay robot boy get defeated multiple times a day. I guess victory is subjective.

Don't get mad because the gabcast (AZZCAST) is a failure. ( Your fault )

[AZZERAE]

Don't get mad...

Nice soliloquy. Pity you're incapable of executing monologues in real time.

[Corona Kitty]

/flex

Are you flexing on yourself?

[Corona Kitty]

Nice soliloquy. Pity you're incapable of executing monologues in real time.

You're incapable of getting more than 10 listeners in real time.

[AZZERAE]

Are you flexing on yourself?

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

[Corona Kitty]

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

Shut me up shit eater.

[AZZERAE]

You're incapable of getting more than 10 listeners in real time.

Just lie.

[AZZERAE]

Shut me up shit eater.

You have me confused with K. Dubb. Feed him another turd, soon he'll weigh in the negatives.

[Corona Kitty]

You have me confused with K. Dubb. Feed him another turd, soon he'll weigh in the negatives.

Wigger please.

[AZZERAE]

K. Dubb totally eats your shit. Diarreah is like gravy on a plate for him: SLURP SLURP SLURP!

[AZZERAE]

He dips the hard ones in the runny ones, sopping it up like biscuit in a bowl.

[Dr. MD MD]

Wigger please.

[Corona Kitty]

K. Dubb totally eats your shit. Diarreah is like gravy on a plate him: SLURP SLURP SLURP!

My "other half" is a she, coz I'm not a gay. Just a transvestite.

I sent you an email - to the burners you signed up at AzzGab with.

(LOL)

[AZZERAE]

A gay laughing at a transvestite. You can't make this shit up!

[AZZERAE]

ONLY ON BELLGAB.COM

[Jackstar]

Are you flexing on yourself?

Yeah: there's another text I'd like to post there, but I'm forced to hold it back through personal restraint and sheer force of will.

Meanwhile, I was told that you wanted to talk to me today. If so, thanks! I told the messenger to tell you to put up a YouTube video shout out. Hope it works for you. I literally have laryngitis right now, and talking is very difficult for me right now--and listening without being able to respond is extremely excruciating.

In other words: I'm sorry to hang up on you, Jake. I didn't hear a single solitary word. How long did Captain Caveman go on and on and on and on, before noticing that I wasn't even there? Sad!

[Jackstar]

Just lie.

Ooh! I'm so angry! Hear me roar, striking terror into the hearts of all who listen, except for that person I'm making eye contact with through peripheral vision at a distance, because since they don't have good enough eyesight to notice that I'm looking right at them staring at me with anger, it makes their claims of fright that much more of a hilarious joke.

Ooh! I'm so scared! I think this guy I'm steadily framing with manufactured evidence is on to me!

Just lie.

What could go wrong?

[Corona Kitty]

Yeah: there's another text I'd like to post there, but I'm forced to hold it back through personal restraint and sheer force of will.

Meanwhile, I was told that you wanted to talk to me today. If so, thanks! I told the messenger to tell you to put up a YouTube video shout out. Hope it works for you. I literally have laryngitis right now, and talking is very difficult for me right now--and listening without being able to respond is extremely excruciating.

In other words: I'm sorry to hang up on you, Jake. I didn't hear a single solitary word. How long did Captain Caveman go on and on and on and on, before noticing that I wasn't even there? Sad!

Yes, captain caveman and I were waiting. I don't know how long he waited around but I had to bail for dinner. He didn't tell me about a youtube video so you'll have to give me the details. I did hear you on the phone for about 2 seconds before the phone died.

[AZZERAE]

...

Please, for the love of God, communicate less in grey shades and use some black and white.

[Jackstar]

He didn't tell me about a youtube video so you'll have to give me the details.

He told me that you wanted to say hello, and I told him that I literally had laryngitis, and I would love to, but it really actually hurts to talk, so I told her to tell you if you had something to say to me with your voice, record a YouTube shoutout video, and then he launched into his third retelling of a forced oral copulation episode, which he never seems to tire of telling, but honestly I've just had enough.

Captain Quincunx is waiting. Peace.

[AZZERAE]

Yes, captain caveman and I were waiting. I don't know how long he waited around but I had to bail for dinner. He didn't tell me about a youtube video so you'll have to give me the details. I did hear you on the phone for about 2 seconds before the phone died.

^^^^^^

Gay robot boy playing pretend-radio on Saturday nights with 40 year old virgins, talking about science fiction and fantasy.

[Jackstar]

Please, for the love of God, communicate less in grey shades and use some black and white.

Perhaps.

[Corona Kitty]

He told me that you wanted to say hello, and I told him that I literally had laryngitis, and I would love to, but it really actually hurts to talk, so I told her to tell you if you had something to say to me with your voice, record a YouTube shoutout video, and then he launched into his third retelling of a forced oral copulation episode, which he never seems to tire of telling, but honestly I've just had enough.

Captain Quincunx is waiting. Peace.

Geez... This is why I prefer direct communication.

[Dr. MD MD]

Geez...

[Corona Kitty]

He looks much older now a days.

[Jackstar]

I prefer direct communication.

Regulation 46
Establishes communications protocols in combat situations.

Section A states, "If transmissions are being monitored during battle, no uncoded messages are to be transmitted on an open channel."

Also, I prefer teaching a woman to suck my cock rather than forcing her to do it, but actually I've never done either, so really, can I even say? No, I cannot.

I don't even know what "direct communication" would even entail. Can I do it with laser knives? Asking for a friend.

A friend who likes laser knives.

[Corona Kitty]

Regulation 46
Establishes communications protocols in combat situations.

Section A states, "If transmissions are being monitored during battle, no uncoded messages are to be transmitted on an open channel."

Also, I prefer teaching a woman to suck my cock rather than forcing her to do it, but actually I've never done either, so really, can I even say? No, I cannot.

I don't even know what "direct communication" would even entail. Can I do it with laser knives? Asking for a friend.

A friend who likes laser knives.

Direct communication meaning without a middle man. Think of drugs, that should be an easier way for you to understand.

[AZZERAE]

Think of drugs, that should be an easier way for you to understand.

LOL

[Jackstar]

Direct communication meaning without a middle man.

Oh! I do too. Thanks, I have never seen that phrase used before.

Think of drugs

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[Corona Kitty]

Oh! I do too. Thanks, I have never seen that phrase used before.

I am interested in your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Progress. This is good.