The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[AZZERAE]

I don't fault you

You were your estranged father's fault (he didn't pull out in time).

[Corona Kitty]

I haven't figured out how to do that yet, papi, but I can sure blow the sunshine up your ass!

One day technology will get there.

[Jackstar]

Jackstar, you need to tell her to keep her shit in order.

I'll see what I can do.

[Corona Kitty]

You were your estranged father's fault (he didn't pull out in time).

You're running out of things to say already, that was fast.

[AZZERAE]

You're running out of things to say already, that was fast.

What?

[AZZERAE]

Does anyone know why this sombrero donning dune coon keeps hassling me in the threads? I gave him a quarter and he tried to pull my fly down!

[Jackstar]

You're running out of things to say already, that was fast.

I'm working on feeding him new dialogue. It's going to be a minute.

[K_Dubb]

Does anyone know why this sombrero donning dune coon keeps hassling me in the threads? I gave him a quarter and he tried to pull my fly down!

See, bunny, these are all bullets he takes on my behalf, that are really intended for me, because he associates with me and does not shove me away with disgust.  It is magnanimous, almost Christlike, but you are so blinded by your anger that you can not see it.

[Corona Kitty]

How does it feel knowing that no more than 8 people listen to your recorded audio files uploaded to vocoaroo?

I can't imagine recording a show that didn't generate money. No wonder you have to fold boxes for a living, that's how talented you are dear.

[Corona Kitty]

I'm working on feeding him new dialogue. It's going to be a minute.

You better help him, he's looking beta.

[Jackstar]

You better help him, he's looking beta.

If I helped him... that would make it more beta. I don't think you paid enough attention during orientation--I really don't.

[Corona Kitty]

If I helped him... that would make it more beta. I don't think you paid enough attention during orientation--I really don't.

He can't look any worse at this point.

[AZZERAE]

I can't imagine recording a show that didn't generate money.

Don't make your problems mine.

[Corona Kitty]

Don't make your problems mine.

Zero problems here, I don't fold boxes for a living or draw cartoons no one buys. How about you?

[K_Dubb]

I do not deserve a friend as good as you, papi; it makes me very emotional.

[Corona Kitty]

I do not deserve a friend as good as you, papi; it makes me very emotional.

#CircleOfFriends
#CircleOfTrust

[pate]

Only in my dreams  :'(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Jz3VW7rYk

That is a good song!

Latest GabCast hear:


https://youtu.be/6aOacBxG1XA

This is a good one!  Lots of calls, Swishypants and Mr. Fidget (+19.5) and a bunch of other shit.  I laughed my ass off several times;  pairs well with a 12-pack of Pilsner Urquells.

-Executive Producer, GabCast

[Jackstar]

pairs well with a 12-pack of Pilsner Urquells.

-Executive Producer, GabCast

You are killing it here. Kudos.

[Jackstar]

#CircleOfFriends
#CircleOfTrust

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Don't make your problems mine.

#OrbitalInsertion

[Corona Kitty]

Had no clue you were into fiction Jack.

[Jackstar]

Being at least tangentially aware of one of the greatest pieces of literary work ever wrought by the hand of Man hardly seems like what "being into" means... but sure, okay, whatever.

fiction

History is a tale told by the winners. Also I didn't know you were afflicted by locomotor ataxia. That's too bad.

[Corona Kitty]

Being at least tangentially aware of one of the greatest pieces of literary work ever wrought by the hand of Man hardly seems like what "being into" means... but sure, okay, whatever.

History is a tale told by the winners. Also I didn't know you were afflicted by locomotor ataxia. That's too bad.

Tell us more jack... This is ground breaking.

[Dr. MD MD]

No, bunny, you are missing a lot of things and being distracted by the superficial.  Let me tell you about me and Michael Decon:  after Shreddie outed me as gay to bellgab (we are both so impossibly effete that, in the course of our mortal struggle, it was inevitable that one of us would call the other gay, and Shreddie broke first because he is weaker) Michael Decon was the first person here to be nice to me about it.  I don't mean just not calling me faggot like you guys do at the drop of a hat whenever I get you a little upset, but actually letting me hopelessly flirt with him a little, like a normal, confident, sexy guy who has no problem with gay people and might genuinely like us.  When you are gay, a real, straight guy friend you can crush on, who you don't have to hide from, who puts up with your nonsense and who still has your back is the rarest of all things, even as boyfriends come and go.

He has paid dearly for it, too.  It is the only reason MD calls him a prostitute all the time, because he is nice to me.  And, because I am unspeakably horrible, I repay his kindness by teasing him mercilessly as well, so that, even as he fights you and doc and cheffy and everyone else off with one hand, he has to hold off a steady stream of low-level sexual harassment from me with the other that reminds everyone that he is the kind of guy who is nice to fags and keeps that cheap shot open to anyone who wants to swing at him.   Even thus handicapped he makes easy work of anyone who comes at him, and never once tells me to fuck off like he probably should.  He is the very definition of a good sport, an absolute mensch, and I will be loyal to him until I die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYawVd8J3uc

When did this place become the fucking Oprah show. Blech! :

[Dr. MD MD]

Holy shit,


You niggers are hella mad.

They’re still watching you, myke.

[Dr. MD MD]

We have the residential nurse Miguel just as delusional as you here last night embarrassing himself. I guess it's your turn.

Have you heard yourself by the way? Nobody would confuse you for being straight if they heard that voice of yours.

LOL! You got BTFO last night and everyone here knows it except your chode gargling little buddy from Palm Springs. :

[K_Dubb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYawVd8J3uc

When did this place become the fucking Oprah show. Blech! :

You should never have let the fags in.

[Jackstar]

Tell us more jack... This is ground breaking.

That's not my area.

[Dr. MD MD]

Sounds right up your alley. You like the smell of males of your mattress.

He doesn’t even have a mattress, just the abandoned parking lot.

[Dr. MD MD]

You should never have let the fags in.

Not the phony hypocrite ones like you that pretend to be socialists from their palatial estate in Palm Springs, comrade. :

[K_Dubb]

LOL! You got BTFO last night and everyone here knows it except your chode gargling little buddy from Palm Springs. :

No you did five things I helpfully laid out for you, each of which, individually, would count as triggered but together comprise a perfect storm of shameful weenie behavior.  You will just get wrecked again.  We love to see it.