The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[AZZERAE]

[Azzerae] can't look any worse at this point.

https://youtu.be/nE898-waub4

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://youtu.be/nE898-waub4

Can you two just kiss and make up already?

[whoozit]

I’ve asked them to touch dinks but they are too invested.

[pate]

I believe Azzerae is going to once again co-host with the inestimable eMCee this weekend, the rumor-mill is running at floodstage right now:



Among the many rumors floating around the miserable sewer known as BellGab/bellchan is one about future GabCast capability for a third co-host to join the podcast carnage.

I believe the required equipment list includes but is not limited to:

Webcam (1080p preferred)
Microphone (USB, cost > $5.00|USD|)
Skype (M$ product, free version available)
Greenscreen (can be any single-color bedsheet, wrinkle-free dirty/lightly stained blanket, or even a wall directly behind the co-host)
Headphones (this may be optional, PM admin@ballgag.com for DEETS)

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GabCast is a podcast about BellGab/bellchan.com past performance does not indicate future results.  GabCasts can and do vary.  Consult your lawyer, financial advisor and/or astrologer before volunteering to co-host.  The above Press Release contains forward looking statements that are not legally binding in the various states, localities and offshore islands that BellGab.com may or may not be incorporated in.  Acceptance of co-hosting offer requires the receipt and installation of Ethernet-cable(s) that may contain secret spy-cams.  Use of the BellGab.com platform implies user consent to malware installation on the user's computer, tablet or other hand-held device.  People can and do lose money, fortunately the BellGab economy is based on exchange of Regular, Tropical, Wild Berry &c -flavored Skittles.  All "SuperChat" funds will be converted into a like value of Skittles and remitted to participants on a "per-share" basis as determined by the GabCast host.  NO PANTS are required to accept this offer.  This offer is not legally binding on Mars.

Do YOU have what it takes to be the third wheel on the next side-car motorcycle wreck GabCast (inspired by Evel Knievel)?


https://youtu.be/XkbD4P6pTFA

Simply post hear in this thread your interest in becoming the THIRD co-host on the next GabCast;  and maybe, just maybe YOUR name will be added to the list of shining-stars that have co-hosted a GabCast!

Thank you in advance!

-Executive Producer, GabCast


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[AZZERAE]

Can you [and Michael Decon] just kiss and make up already?

Nah, man. This is on some 50 and Ja shit.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I believe Azzerae is going to once again co-host with the inestimable eMCee this weekend, the rumor-mill is running at floodstage right now:



Among the many rumors floating around the miserable sewer known as BellGab/bellchan is one about future GabCast capability for a third co-host to join the podcast carnage.

I believe the required equipment list includes but is not limited to:

Webcam (1080p preferred)
Microphone (USB, cost > $5.00|USD|)
Skype (M$ product, free version available)
Greenscreen (can be any single-color bedsheet, wrinkle-free dirty/lightly stained blanket, or even a wall directly behind the co-host)
Headphones (this may be optional, PM admin@ballgag.com for DEETS)

Code Select Expand

GabCast is a podcast about BellGab/bellchan.com past performance does not indicate future results.  GabCasts can and do vary.  Consult your lawyer, financial advisor and/or astrologer before volunteering to co-host.  The above Press Release contains forward looking statements that are not legally binding in the various states, localities and offshore islands that BellGab.com may or may not be incorporated in.  Acceptance of co-hosting offer requires the receipt and installation of Ethernet-cable(s) that may contain secret spy-cams.  Use of the BellGab.com platform implies user consent to malware installation on the user's computer, tablet or other hand-held device.  People can and do lose money, fortunately the BellGab economy is based on exchange of Regular, Tropical, Wild Berry &c -flavored Skittles.  All "SuperChat" funds will be converted into a like value of Skittles and remitted to participants on a "per-share" basis as determined by the GabCast host.  NO PANTS are required to accept this offer.  This offer is not legally binding on Mars.

Do YOU have what it takes to be the third wheel on the next side-car motorcycle wreck GabCast (inspired by Evel Knievel)?


https://youtu.be/XkbD4P6pTFA

Simply post hear in this thread your interest in becoming the THIRD co-host on the next GabCast;  and maybe, just maybe YOUR name will be added to the list of shining-stars that have co-hosted a GabCast!

Thank you in advance!

-Executive Producer, GabCast


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkgMkZz71cw

[Dr. MD MD]

Hey, pally! Any castage of the gabular variety tonight?

[chefist]

Nah, man. This is on some 50 and Ja shit.

Buy him some Church's Fried Chicken, grilled jalapenos and a pack of tortillas...all will be forgotten.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Hey, pally! Any castage of the gabular variety tonight?

+1

[Innerreach]

https://youtu.be/wFEStY95yX8

[ItsOver]

I believe Azzerae is going to once again co-host with the inestimable eMCee this weekend, the rumor-mill is running at floodstage right now:



Among the many rumors floating around the miserable sewer known as BellGab/bellchan is one about future GabCast capability for a third co-host to join the podcast carnage.

I believe the required equipment list includes but is not limited to:

Webcam (1080p preferred)
Microphone (USB, cost > $5.00|USD|)
Skype (M$ product, free version available)
Greenscreen (can be any single-color bedsheet, wrinkle-free dirty/lightly stained blanket, or even a wall directly behind the co-host)
Headphones (this may be optional, PM admin@ballgag.com for DEETS)

Code Select Expand

GabCast is a podcast about BellGab/bellchan.com past performance does not indicate future results.  GabCasts can and do vary.  Consult your lawyer, financial advisor and/or astrologer before volunteering to co-host.  The above Press Release contains forward looking statements that are not legally binding in the various states, localities and offshore islands that BellGab.com may or may not be incorporated in.  Acceptance of co-hosting offer requires the receipt and installation of Ethernet-cable(s) that may contain secret spy-cams.  Use of the BellGab.com platform implies user consent to malware installation on the user's computer, tablet or other hand-held device.  People can and do lose money, fortunately the BellGab economy is based on exchange of Regular, Tropical, Wild Berry &c -flavored Skittles.  All "SuperChat" funds will be converted into a like value of Skittles and remitted to participants on a "per-share" basis as determined by the GabCast host.  NO PANTS are required to accept this offer.  This offer is not legally binding on Mars.

Do YOU have what it takes to be the third wheel on the next side-car motorcycle wreck GabCast (inspired by Evel Knievel)?


https://youtu.be/XkbD4P6pTFA

Simply post hear in this thread your interest in becoming the THIRD co-host on the next GabCast;  and maybe, just maybe YOUR name will be added to the list of shining-stars that have co-hosted a GabCast!

Thank you in advance!

-Executive Producer, GabCast


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Where’s the illustrious dear leader Lee been?  He’s been fairly scarce around these parts recently.

[Walks_At_Night]

Where’s the illustrious dear leader Lee been?  He’s been fairly scarce around these parts recently.

Wasn't his Missus offsite somewhere with the `Rona? He's probably had his hands full as Mr. Mom.

[Dr. MD MD]

He’s busy mapping out his Biden contingency plan, on the outside chance that they actually install that dictator.

[ItsOver]

He’s busy mapping out his Biden contingency plan, on the outside chance that they actually install that dictator.

I wondered who was excavating like mad, just down the trail from my bunker.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://airmail.news/issues/2020-12-5/a-tech-tycoons-prison-tweets

[Dr. MD MD]

I wondered who was excavating like mad, just down the trail from my bunker.

Even a guy named Dick Tater would be a better choice than Biden.

[ItsOver]

Even a guy named Dick Tater would be a better choice than Biden.

Not to worry, Kommiela will be coming along soon.  That should be fun.

[Dr. MD MD]

Not to worry, Kommiela will be coming along soon.  That should be fun.

Note I said IF they install him. 

[SpaceMeowMaid]

AGENDA 2030
Great Reset
Do these Globalist Gonads believe their own Crap!?

https://twitter.com/MarcusP62428099/status/1335385995710259200?s=09

[pate]

Where’s the illustrious dear leader Lee been?  He’s been fairly scarce around these parts recently.

I believe this week has been spent finding a seamstress/tailor that can get the sequins re-attached to one or more of his many fashionable capes after last Tuesday's appearance at the local shopping mall where a mob of ecstatic cat-ladies (with boob 'n stuff) mauled the garment(s) in question.

There was footage of the incident, but due to National Security issues it will not be released for fifty years.

-Executive Producer, GabCast

      !  This claim is disputed

 

[ItsOver]

I believe this week has been spent finding a seamstress/tailor that can get the sequins re-attached to one or more of his many fashionable capes after last Tuesday's appearance at the local shopping mall where a mob of ecstatic cat-ladies (with boob 'n stuff) mauled the garment(s) in question.

There was footage of the incident, but due to National Security issues it will not be released for fifty years.

-Executive Producer, GabCast

      !  This claim is disputed

Ha!  Understandable.  Thank you for the report, kind-of-almost-President-elect Pate.

!  This post has not been disputed by Lee.

[Jackstar]

Ha!  Understandable. 

Does this count as wit? It looks like code. Asking for a friend.

[Jackstar]

Where’s the illustrious dear leader Lee been?  He’s been fairly scarce around these parts recently.

Do you actually not know? Or is this wit? Asking for a friend.

Note: I will not disclose what I have figured out about Lee. It's not because I'm not allowed to tell you--it's because of respect. I will say, however: I did not send him to pick up my dry cleaning.

[Jackstar]

Let that dick joke

DETECTED: Gaslighter #1.
INITIATING BURN NOTICE COUNTDOWN START. QUINCUNX ACTIVE. PAUSE.


CONTINUE. ILU ILU ILU. ILS. PAUSE.


MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY. TARGET ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP.

I will not disclose what I have figured out about Lee.

Charge number one: improper dancing.

[Dr. MD MD]

DETECTED: Gaslighter #1.
INITIATING BURN NOTICE COUNTDOWN START. QUINCUNX ACTIVE. PAUSE.


CONTINUE. ILU ILU ILU. ILS. PAUSE.


MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY. TARGET ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP.


Charge number one: improper dancing.

The “talent.” So dramatic! :

[Jackstar]

AGENDA 2030
Great Reset

Buckle up, Buttercups. Plans rescheduled.

[Jackstar]

The “talent.”

I know, it's ridiculous. That's part of why the scheme works so well, so long, so far, so good... so. What?

So dramatic! ::)

Don't get your knickers into a twist: the op is already inserted, completed, and reportedly, fully successful. I don't have to publish another word--temporal invasion is like that, before you know it... it's over.

Anybody feel like getting some shwarma? Bring me some. Thanks in advance. Bring some to my friends, too--and leave them there.

[Dr. MD MD]

I know, it's ridiculous. That's part of why the scheme works so well, so long, so far, so good... so. What?


Don't get your knickers into a twist: the op is already inserted, completed, and reportedly, fully successful. I don't have to publish another word--temporal invasion is like that, before you know it... it's over.

Anybody feel like getting some shwarma? Bring me some. Thanks in advance. Bring some to my friends, too--and leave them there.

Could I get a falafel instead at the same place?

[Dr. MD MD]

Huh...the Gabcast should be within visual range by now but I don’t see it
and nothing’s showing up on the scanners.

[pate]

Huh...the Gabcast should be within visual range by now but I don’t see it
and nothing’s showing up on the scanners. :-\

I sense disturbances in the Force via my available HumInt resources.  I think "the sausage" is being made as I type, perhaps a link will be forthcoming.

-Executive Producer, GabCast

     ! This message contains unconfirmed information and/or speculation