The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Dr. MD MD]

See, bunny, these are all bullets he takes on my behalf, that are really intended for me, because he associates with me and does not shove me away with disgust.  It is magnanimous, almost Christlike, but you are so blinded by your anger that you can not see it.

He’s plenty gay without your help.

[Dr. MD MD]

Zero problems here, I don't fold boxes for a living or draw cartoons no one buys. How about you?

No, you blow strange men in an abandoned parking lot. Kudos!

[Dr. MD MD]

Being at least tangentially aware of one of the greatest pieces of literary work ever wrought by the hand of Man hardly seems like what "being into" means... but sure, okay, whatever.

History is a tale told by the winners. Also I didn't know you were afflicted by locomotor ataxia. That's too bad.

He’s an idiot.

[Corona Kitty]

No, you blow strange men in an abandoned parking lot. Kudos!

Don't project your fantasies, It's not very Christian like.

[Dr. MD MD]

No you did five things I helpfully laid out for you, each of which, individually, would count as triggered but together comprise a perfect storm of shameful weenie behavior.  You will just get wrecked again.  We love to see it.

You’re living in a fantasy world where socialists live in Palm Springs though so of course your perspective is skewed. In reality, I’m loving getting to myke like this and I’m really just getting started.

[K_Dubb]

It didn't take MD longer than 10 minutes to start talking about men's genitalia.

That's suspect.

That boy swish.  On the D. L.

[Dr. MD MD]

And the best part is, you excused it with your hurt feelings.  You are a giant pussy.  I laughed until I was sore.

I doubt it. That’s just what a phony, hypocrite socialist fromPalm Springs would say. :

[Corona Kitty]

You’re living in a fantasy world where socialists live in Palm Springs though so of course your perspective is skewed. In reality, I’m loving getting to myke like this and I’m really just getting started.

How spooky.

[Dr. MD MD]

It didn't take MD longer than 10 minutes to start talking about men's genitalia.

That's suspect.

Just talking about your vocation, myke. It’s how you makes your money.

[Jackstar]

I’m really just getting started. ;)

Welcome to the next level. Lose the emoticons.

[Corona Kitty]

That boy swish.  On the D. L.

That boy is secretly Rupaul.

[Dr. MD MD]

Christians telling lies? Never heard of that before.

We don’t lie. Everyone know that.

[Dr. MD MD]

Don't project your fantasies, It's not very Christian like.

Just being truthful, loser.

[Jackstar]

It’s how you makes your money.

NEXT LEVEL ACCESS: rescinded

What a ride, Folks. He barely had time to wind down.

[Corona Kitty]

Welcome to the next level. Lose the emoticons.

He's an emotional black guy... They usually always are.

[Jackstar]

It's true: goys are very emotional.

[Dr. MD MD]

Welcome to the next level. Lose the emoticons.

Stop spamming up the board with your methed out Rubini shit.

[Dr. MD MD]

NEXT LEVEL ACCESS: rescinded

What a ride, Folks. He barely had time to wind down.

Have another bump, Jack. :

[Jackstar]

Stop spamming up the board with your methed out Rubini shit.

What are you even talking about? Get bent.

[Jackstar]

Have another bump, Jack. ::)

SLAMMING SEVEN GRAM ROCKS
#winning

[Corona Kitty]

It's true: goys are very emotional.

There's no other group as emotional as THEM.

[Jackstar]

There's no other group as emotional as THEM.

Flatworms.

[Corona Kitty]

Flatworms.

You devil you.

[Dr. MD MD]

Flatworms.

You go from some bum showing Portland whore to blowing myke. Classy!

#DwindlingStreetCred

[K_Dubb]

That boy is secretly Rupaul.

OH NO SHE ISNT!!!

[Asuka Langley]

That is a good song!

Latest GabCast hear:


https://youtu.be/6aOacBxG1XA

This is a good one!  Lots of calls, Swishypants and Mr. Fidget (+19.5) and a bunch of other shit.  I laughed my ass off several times;  pairs well with a 12-pack of Pilsner Urquells.

-Executive Producer, GabCast

I am re-watching the parts i missed and i have to say AZZ is based as fuck. You inspired me to order Rhodesian flag this cyber monday and all whites should do the same, the day of rope is near.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/3x5-Rhodesia-Rhodesian-Premium-Quality-Flag-3x5-House-Banner-Grommets/331502879692?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m2763.l2649

[Dr. MD MD]

I am re-watching the parts i missed and i have to say AZZ is based as fuck. You inspired me to order Rhodesian flag this cyber monday and all whites should do the same, the day of rope is near.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/3x5-Rhodesia-Rhodesian-Premium-Quality-Flag-3x5-House-Banner-Grommets/331502879692?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m2763.l2649

Also, fuck Swishypants!

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

There's no other group as emotional as THEM.

I thought regular Trump was a total babe, but girl Trump is a super double babe.

[pate]

Also, fuck Swishypants! >:(

You forgot the vidya, Doc!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aOacBxG1XA&t

-Executive Producer, GabCast

[Rat Fink]

Did purple head co-host blow up from gas?   I am Rat Fink.