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Started by nooryisawesome, May 28, 2020, 07:48:30 PM

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2020, 04:42:52 PM
Ugh I can smell the spray starch and overheated polyester blends from here.  It's a perfect day; where are all the hot shirtless guys?  I can't possibly support these folks.

If you can't support them, throw bags of urine at them.  It's not raining, grey and depressing out.   Main thing is to be out in the Sun and on the march.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 09, 2020, 05:00:59 PM
If you can't support them, throw bags of urine at them.  It's not raining, grey and depressing out.   Main thing is to be out in the Sun and on the march.

;D  Why, Walks, I believe one of these fine weekends we might be able to get you out here for the festivities!  Bags of urine oh hahahaha

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2020, 05:57:34 PM
;D  Why, Walks, I believe one of these fine weekends we might be able to get you out here for the festivities!  Bags of urine oh hahahaha

They could be disguised as "lemon-flavored" freezer pops, and distributed to the overheated masses!

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 09, 2020, 06:08:44 PM
They could be disguised as "lemon-flavored" freezer pops, and distributed to the overheated masses!

Devious!

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 09, 2020, 09:31:35 PM
Devious!

K_Dubb:  Attend;  If you can pass your frozen pee-pee off as a "lemon flavored" freezer-pop, you probably want to drink more water.  As the sign below clearly states in its eminently poetic sixth stanza "Water is Life," which I would have phrased "Hydration Is Key."

You are the poet laureate around hear, can you tell me what form that is in?  Is it one of the more esoteric Seven Line versions of haiku or something?  I BELIEVE our campaign could make a far superior sign.

Anyhow, when-ever I see one of these signs it occurs to me that we might want to knock together our own version that is a better description of the Make America Pate Again ideals.  Perhaps "Dog/Canine Lives Matter" in the second stanza, and just for shits and giggles I would like to replace "We Believe" with the irritable, annoying and self-evident "It Is What It IS."

Our many grass-roots campaign volunteers could then take the Make America Pate Again vision/version printed on sturdy out-door signage along with them to various affluent sub-burbs and solicit $donations$.  I think Cat Ladies should be specifically targeted, if possible, and made to confess their "feline privilege"  and say the phrase "Dog Lives Matter" along with the $100 dollar donation to support the cause in exchange for the lovely yard-signage.

I suppose we will need a diverse selection of trite, but catchy phrases;  looks like about four more to round out the signage.  I would like a blue background, probably what ever color the Kansas City Royals use.  And appropriate colors for each phrase to really make it "pop."  The text color for "It Is What It IS" should be white;  and of course "Dog Lives Matter" text should be a suitably canine shade of Brown;  "Hydration Is Key" should be a suitable light blue that when contrasted against the "Royal Blue Background" will cause people driving by the sign to have to stop their vehicles and in order to read the whole sign.  Or perhaps they will get in a vehicular accident because they do not stop and try to read a text message while driving:  that would be the "free lesson" from the Make America Pate Again campaign that comes with every sign;  "Don't Read Texts While Driving." 

This idea pleases me, we need to assemble a team to fix that shit!



pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


/self-reported; slightly off-topic


Or nearly.  K_Dubb, do you have any expendable Norwegians you can send?   They won't be coming back [of course] but this shit can't peter out before the election.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvoy0qhJa9g

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 10, 2020, 10:47:17 PM
Or nearly.  K_Dubb, do you have any expendable Norwegians you can send?   They won't be coming back [of course] but this shit can't peter out before the election.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvoy0qhJa9g

Not the housecarls, they must defend the SON lodge at all costs.  But there are a few battalions of raping sissies we can spare.

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 10, 2020, 12:56:49 PM
You are the poet laureate around hear, can you tell me what form that is in?  Is it one of the more esoteric Seven Line versions of haiku

That is known as a Bouquet of Bromides which ranks somewhere below even the most pedestrian of haikus, real bottom-of-the-barrel stuff.  I wouldn't dream of sullying my lyre with any of it.

paladin1991

Quote from: pate on August 10, 2020, 12:56:49 PM

This idea pleases me, we need to assemble a team to fix that shit!



pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"



And here we  have our first schism in our push to fix this shit.  I do not believe in  lawn signs.  They are an eye sore.  And 'womens rights' isn't that a euphemism the Left uses for abortion?  All lives matter, not just black ones, not black  lives first, all lives, even the unborn.  Shut your fucking whore legs if you don't want a child.

paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 10, 2020, 10:47:17 PM
Or nearly.  K_Dubb, do you have any expendable Norwegians you can send?   They won't be coming back [of course] but this shit can't peter out before the election.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvoy0qhJa9g

A teeny trap, transgender, whatever, calling out 'Y'all' and throwing the' fuck' word about. Just hilarious.   Definitely a Jet Boy, Jet Girl.


https://youtu.be/KgbtLJyLDu8

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2020, 11:07:50 PM
That is known as a Bouquet of Bromides which ranks somewhere below even the most pedestrian of haikus, real bottom-of-the-barrel stuff.  I wouldn't dream of sullying my lyre with any of it.



I am Valiantly attempting on my own to come up with an appropriate, apropos and asinine (not to be confused with Canine) competing Dog Lives Matter yard signage that may or may not assist in the Make America Pate Again initiative.

Here's what I have so far:

1. "We Believe"  -->  "It Is What It Is"
2. "Black Lives Matter"  -->  "Dog Lives Matter"
3. "No Human Is Illegal"
4. "Love Is Love"  -->  {I am Considering this one for elimination due to the fact One of the lines needs to be "disappeared" to restore a sense of the "Magnificent Seven"-ness to the shit-list}
5. "Women's Rights Are Human Rights"
6. "Science Is Real"  -->  "Urban Sasquatch Is Real"
7. "Water Is Life"  -->  "Hydration Is Key"
8. "Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Justice Everywhere"

I have thoughts for Stanza #4 or possibly #8;  "Virtue Signalling Is a Constitutional Right"  &  "Bobby Boucher:  Wimmins Are The DEVIL!"

Perhaps for #3:  "Fixing Shit Is Not Illegal"

I am working on some mathematical, grammatical and Ad-Libyan algorerhytms that may allow the Dog Lives Movement (which not sort of sounds like Dog Shit, ha!  I would have that fixed or not...) mobile windowless van Movement Head Quarters the ability to create personalized lawn signage of this nature.

The possible numbers of both subliminal Key-phrases and completely agreeable "Don't Be Stupid," self-evident and apparent phrases, present in signage of this type is mind boggling.  My particular favorite is to have six completely normal, accepted by general acclaim and perfectly sensible phrases and ONE delicately inserted outrageous, in-delicate or otherwise "spit-take" inducing phrase for proper mynd-blowage.

I am not placing the Dog Lives Movement organizationally within the ranks of the Provisional Shadow Government,  there may be small detachments that can be TDY'd into assisting with the official Make America Pate Again initiative, but they are to maintain strict "Grassroots" and/or unpaid campaign volunteer status when being taken out for walks on the missions that may or may not be assigned to them.

I may have to create yet another campaign list for this one, but have not decided on an appropriate "{OperNommen}" for this entirely provisional, unendorsed and ad-hoc For Official Campaign Use Only list.

I may have said too much, but am open to comments on this potential bonne idee.

As a special bonus plum to my people I provide free-charge the following song that is on one of the myriad, delightful and beguiling Official/unOfficial lists:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxTsXRjNTw

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2020, 11:02:03 PM
Not the housecarls, they must defend the SON lodge at all costs.  But there are a few battalions of raping sissies we can spare.

Oh.  That should be more than adequate.  They can go knock down some rubber bullets so the Trumpeter can break through and set the Veterinarian's office afire. 

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 11, 2020, 11:26:28 AM


I am Valiantly attempting on my own to come up with an appropriate, apropos and asinine (not to be confused with Canine) competing Dog Lives Matter yard signage that may or may not assist in the Make America Pate Again initiative.

Here's what I have so far:

1. "We Believe"  -->  "It Is What It Is"
2. "Black Lives Matter"  -->  "Dog Lives Matter"
3. "No Human Is Illegal"
4. "Love Is Love"  -->  {I am Considering this one for elimination due to One of the lines needs to be "disappeared" to restore a sense of the "Magnificent Seven"-ness to the shit-list}
5. "Women's Rights Are Human Rights"
6. "Science Is Real"  -->  "Urban Sasquatch Is Real"
7. "Water Is Life"  -->  "Hydration Is Key"
8. "Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Justice Everywhere"

I have thoughts for Stanza #4 or possibly #8;  "Virtue Signalling Is a Constitutional Right"  &  "Bobby Boucher:  Wimmins Are The DEVIL!"

Perhaps for #3:  "Fixing Shit Is Not Illegal"

I am working on some mathematical, grammatical and Ad-Libyan algorerhytms that may allow the Dog Lives Movement (which not sort of sounds like Dog Shit, ha!  I would have that fixed or not...) mobile windowless van Movement Head Quarters the ability to create personalized lawn signage of this nature.

The possible numbers of both subliminal Key-phrases and completely agreeable "Don't Be Stupid," self-evident and apparent phrases, present in signage of this type is mind boggling.  My particular favorite is to have six completely normal, accepted by general acclaim and perfectly sensible phrases and ONE delicately inserted outrageous, in-delicate or otherwise "spit-take" inducing phrase for proper mynd-blowage.

I am not placing the Dog Lives Movement organizationally with the ranks of the Provisional Shadow Government,  there may be small detachments that can be TDY'd into assisting with the official Make America Pate Again initiative, but the are to maintain strict "Grassroots" and/or unpaid campaign volunteer status when being taken out for walks on the missions that may or may not be assigned to them.

I may have to create yet another campaign list for this one, but have not decided on an appropriate "{OperNommen}" for this entirely provisional, unendorsed and ad-hoc For Official Campaign Use Only list.

I may have said too much, but am open to comments on this potential bonne idee.

As a special bonus plum to my people I provide free-charge the following song that is on one of the myriad, delightful and beguiling Official/unOfficial lists:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxTsXRjNTw

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


I think #5 might be edited down to "women are human" without too much controversy to serve as a salutary reminder to those unfortunate enough to live with them.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 11, 2020, 11:32:50 AM
Oh.  That should be more than adequate.  They can go knock down some rubber bullets so the Trumpeter can break through and set the Veterinarian's office afire.

Trumpet Man is in LA now with all the cute shirtless ones, which will presumably serve as the new cradle of the revolution.  There are only a few fat fishwives and pastel-hued trannies flapping around in Portland, which can return to jackbooted autocracy for all I care.

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 11:47:30 AM
I think #5 might be edited down to "women are human" without too much controversy to serve as a salutary reminder to those unfortunate enough to live with them.

1. "We Believe"  -->  "It Is What It Is"
2. "Black Lives Matter"  -->  "Dog Lives Matter"
3. "No Human Is Illegal"
4. "Love Is Love"  -->  {I am Considering this one for elimination due to the fact One of the lines needs to be "disappeared" to restore a sense of the "Magnificent Seven"-ness to the shit-list}
5. "Women's Rights Are Human Rights"  -->  "Women Are Human, NOT ROBOTS"
6. "Science Is Real"  -->  "Urban Sasquatch Is Real"
7. "Water Is Life"  -->  "Hydration Is Key"
8. "Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Justice Everywhere"


That seems acceptable, note in italics my rather indelicate twist of the political knife.

K_Dubb, you filthy bottom-whore!  Did you not say earlier, and I quote:

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2020, 11:07:50 PM
That is known as a Bouquet of Bromides which ranks somewhere below even the most pedestrian of haikus, real bottom-of-the-barrel stuff.  I wouldn't dream of sullying my lyre with any of it.

You make me proud, an extra plum!  Select which one pleases you most;  I will have the wait-staff disguise its' absence at the table discretely:  completely hidden by the appearance of a fresh one!

Delicious!

Now I have Basic Lawn Mantenace to preform, perhaps shirtless but I will not say!  Much shit to fix...

-p

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 11, 2020, 11:57:25 AM
K_Dubb, you filthy bottom-whore!

Hot.  Can I get a slap?

Quote
Now I have Basic Lawn Mantenace to preform, perhaps shirtless but I will not say!  Much shit to fix...

Also hot.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 11:53:02 AM
Trumpet Man is in LA now with all the cute shirtless ones, which will presumably serve as the new cradle of the revolution.  There are only a few fat fishwives and pastel-hued trannies flapping around in Portland, which can return to jackbooted autocracy for all I care.

Oh.  I didn't know.  So what is the deal?  Is the Facism like the Pro Golf Tour and they just follow the Sun from city to city?  Is there like prize money and sponsorships?  Whowon the Seattle Invitational by the way?  Is the event in L.A. a Pro-Am?  Will Trumptet Man be stuck with Sean Penn for the week?

K_Dubb

I learned something about peaches yesterday.  I have always had a love-hate relationship with them because, when they are good, they are very good indeed, nearly as sweet and juicy as plums and with that beguiling real-peach flavor near the skin that tastes just like those gummi peach rings.

They are a crap shoot, though.  Most of the time you take perfect-looking plump ones home only to discover they are dry, mealy, barely acidic, utterly lacking in any peachy tang.  Around here I have learned to seek out the less-than-perfect, smaller, hairier, redder ones that look like they came off someone's backyard tree believing that, not bred and handled for looks, they must have something going for them flavor-wise.

I had some mail-order ones yesterday, with little enthusiasm.  I would have passed them over at the store as looking too perfect, but these were the quintessence of peachiness.  I was in raptures.  The instructions provided were precise:  allow to ripen at room temperature, then refrigerate.  If chilled before they are ripe, the flavor will change irrevocably.

Is this why so many store peaches taste like insipid baby food?  Storing and transporting cold might minimize bruising and extend shelf-life, but, at least around here, we are destroying at least half our potentially perfect peach crop after it is picked, converting potential peach lovers to peach-agnostic or even peach haters, for commercial expediency.  This sounds like shit that can be fixed.  If some company knows how to handle ripening conditions enough to send perfect peaches through the post, we can surely mimic these techniques when the peach orchards are only a few counties away.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 11, 2020, 12:27:20 PM
Oh.  I didn't know.  So what is the deal?  Is the Facism like the Pro Golf Tour and they just follow the Sun from city to city?  Is there like prize money and sponsorships?  Whowon the Seattle Invitational by the way?  Is the event in L.A. a Pro-Am?  Will Trumptet Man be stuck with Sean Penn for the week?

I think it is a traveling circus!  Hopefully you will have a chance to catch it on the East Coast leg of the tour as it passes through Boonesboro or whatever god-forsaken hick town up the holler you inhabit.

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 12:29:26 PM
I learned something about peaches yesterday.  I have always had a love-hate relationship with them because, when they are good, they are very good indeed, nearly as sweet and juicy as plums and with that beguiling real-peach flavor near the skin that tastes just like those gummi peach rings.

They are a crap shoot, though.  Most of the time you take perfect-looking plump ones home only to discover they are dry, mealy, barely acidic, utterly lacking in any peachy tang.  Around here I have learned to seek out the less-than-perfect, smaller, hairier, redder ones that look like they came off someone's backyard tree believing that, not bred and handled for looks, they must have something going for them flavor-wise.

I had some mail-order ones yesterday, with little enthusiasm.  I would have passed them over at the store as looking too perfect, but these were the quintessence of peachiness.  I was in raptures.  The instructions provided were precise:  allow to ripen at room temperature, then refrigerate.  If chilled before they are ripe, the flavor will change irrevocably.

Is this why so many store peaches taste like insipid baby food?  Storing and transporting cold might minimize bruising and extend shelf-life, but, at least around here, we are destroying at least half our potentially perfect peach crop after it is picked, converting potential peach lovers to peach-agnostic or even peach haters, for commercial expediency.  This sounds like shit that can be fixed.  If some company knows how to handle ripening conditions enough to send perfect peaches through the post, we can surely mimic these techniques when the peach orchards are only a few counties away.

Oh man, back in my age-related Prohibition days of boot-legging I used to make all sorts of wine.  Peach Wine was a definite favorite of the ladies!  The secret to Peaches (which I learned in the Pays aux Baux region as a youngster, incidentally) is to wander around as large an orchard as you can find and get the reddish-ones, as you say.  Most would reject them as too close to rotten!  Fools do such thing, the one that drops effortlessly into your hand (once you messily dispense with the disgusting fuzzy skin) is fucking the bomb.  You look like a drooling idiot, with juice running down your chin until you find a hand-kerchief to clean yourself.  But who cares, you are in "the field;"  the age old-finger to one nostril "farmer's blow" is also allowed for clearing any sinus blockage as well.

I digress, back to my highly successful line of "pate's Peach Wine:"  I always went to a local peach orchard and filled as many five-gallon buckets as I could with hand selected fruit of this type, I was always amazed at how many were "passed over," and left to turn into natural bird-wine...  Hell, I would occasionally pick up a recently fallen one that had probably dropped moments before, if I managed to not step on it first.  Those would be carefully inspected, of course.  But then making wine is a pretty nasty process, the disgusting practice of foot-stomping perfectly delicious fruit aside :  the first three-fours days of ferment is noxious.  I never did the foot-stompery, btw:  I bought a commercial long handled potato masher, that is work!  The more ripe and perhaps over-ripe the fruit the easier the smashing, but still work.  I think I also would attempt to pasteurize the fruit a bit in my big 5-gallon stainless pot, to kill any wild bacteria, yeasts or small bug larvae and then smash as required.

There is a temptation to do that primary ferment outside somewhere, but don't do it.  Find a corner in the cellar, the kitchen, an unused room where the temperature can be controlled.  A hot ferment is not too good for wines I found, and the primary ferment is very endothermic, as well as smelly, and tends to attract fruit flies and other vermin.

You have to keep your ferment as close to surgically clean as you can...

I may still have a few empty bottles with a few of my more "artistic" hand-drawn labels.  Those were always the "Special Reserve" bottles, and commanded a slightly higher price than the common Avery printed label.

I really want to get back to the fixing of the wine shit, beer too.  Have most of the equipment, but not the time or inclination;  I always enlisted my sister's help with the promise of a share in the production yield.

Peach wine is excellent, by the way.  A decent faux Chardonnay, best consumed within 18 months or it can begin to develop a slight "rubbing alcohol" flavor.  I typically ran out of a production run within months, these types are best consumed fresh as possible.

Ah, good thymes;  the valuable lessons learned in misspent youth!

-p

pate

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 11, 2020, 12:27:20 PM
Oh.  I didn't know.  So what is the deal?  Is the Facism like the Pro Golf Tour and they just follow the Sun from city to city?  Is there like prize money and sponsorships?  Whowon the Seattle Invitational by the way?  Is the event in L.A. a Pro-Am?  Will Trumptet Man be stuck with Sean Penn for the week?

I think the radio mentioned there was a circus-stop in Chicago over the weekend?

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on August 11, 2020, 03:32:40 PM
circus-stop in Chicago over the weekend?

Can confirm.
SOURCE: I... can't remember. That doesn't just happen, Kids. Also, after daydreaming about Star Trek for a few seconds I suddenly remembered: oh yeah, I detected a time traveler insertion yesterday. I told Grapefruit and she didn't panic, and you don't seem to be too drunk, so... it must have been a friendly!

Further, Sinistar reports that, in the absence of hunger and/or targeting orders, there was no need to activate Wayfarer, so I just slept through whatever the fuck just happened. Portland, huh?

It doesn't smell like anything to me. .END OF LINE.

ItsOver

Quote from: pate on August 11, 2020, 03:31:20 PMA decent faux ...Chardonnay, best consumed within 18 months or it can begin to develop a slight "rubbing alcohol" flavor...

-p
It must have been a really desperate day, when you had to discover what rubbing alcohol tastes like.

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on August 11, 2020, 03:31:20 PM
Oh man, back in my age-related Prohibition days of boot-legging I used to make all sorts of wine.

How many female progeny has Roy Olmstead's spawn spawned? Asking for a... friend. Also, I would like any and all fiends present and voting to have this information as well, for immensely abovious reasons.

So it's not a feint: go find out and post it here freely. DIF.

Reminder: I'm not fucking kidding about this, or the box of limes. I'm gonna need two boxes of limes now. Are you getting this, Fucko Candidate??

Jackstar

Quote from: ItsOver on August 11, 2020, 03:43:31 PM
It must have been a really desperate day, when you had to discover what rubbing alcohol tastes like.


albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 11, 2020, 12:29:26 PM
I learned something about peaches yesterday.  I have always had a love-hate relationship with them because, when they are good, they are very good indeed, nearly as sweet and juicy as plums and with that beguiling real-peach flavor near the skin that tastes just like those gummi peach rings.

They are a crap shoot, though.  Most of the time you take perfect-looking plump ones home only to discover they are dry, mealy, barely acidic, utterly lacking in any peachy tang.  Around here I have learned to seek out the less-than-perfect, smaller, hairier, redder ones that look like they came off someone's backyard tree believing that, not bred and handled for looks, they must have something going for them flavor-wise.

I had some mail-order ones yesterday, with little enthusiasm.  I would have passed them over at the store as looking too perfect, but these were the quintessence of peachiness.  I was in raptures.  The instructions provided were precise:  allow to ripen at room temperature, then refrigerate.  If chilled before they are ripe, the flavor will change irrevocably.

Is this why so many store peaches taste like insipid baby food?  Storing and transporting cold might minimize bruising and extend shelf-life, but, at least around here, we are destroying at least half our potentially perfect peach crop after it is picked, converting potential peach lovers to peach-agnostic or even peach haters, for commercial expediency.  This sounds like shit that can be fixed.  If some company knows how to handle ripening conditions enough to send perfect peaches through the post, we can surely mimic these techniques when the peach orchards are only a few counties away.
In some places people counterfeit peaches. Claims they are "Fredricksburg" peaches when they aint. Also apparently citruses of many varieties have weird lives. Sometimes if you get a hard freeze you will note that tree will be alive but no more fruit. Why? Because apparently lots of citrus trees one buys are grafted so parts of the plant fruits but base might not so in freeze if the grafted parts dies you might get more growth but not fruit. There are people who seek out old trees, roses, and such in abandoned places to get old fashioned, hardier, or just better tasting stuff.

pate

Quote from: ItsOver on August 11, 2020, 03:43:31 PM
It must have been a really desperate day, when you had to discover what rubbing alcohol tastes like.

To be honest, I do not believe I have ever sampled the "true stuff" when it comes to rubbing alcohol, all I know is that I do not like vodka.  It smells like rubbing alcohol, and thus evokes a taste response that in my twisted mind yields the flavor equation:  Smell Vodka=Smell Rubbing Alcohol:Vodka=Rubbing Alcohol.

So you could read my line about old Peach Wine as 'developing a slight "Vodka" taste' as well.  Whichever you prefer, IO.  Apogees for the assumption that you were a man of taste!  Haha!

I keed!

-p

pate

Quote from: Jackstar on August 11, 2020, 03:45:43 PM
How many female progeny has Roy Olmstead's spawn spawned? Asking for a... friend. Also, I would like any and all fiends present and voting to have this information as well, for immensely abovious reasons.

So it's not a feint: go find out and post it here freely. DIF.

Reminder: I'm not fucking kidding about this, or the box of limes. I'm gonna need two boxes of limes now. Are you getting this, Fucko Candidate??

I have had an entire legion of limes in my fridge's Lettuce/Produce drawer for nigh on a month now.  Do you need some?  They keep forever under refrigeration.  Are you making Ricotta Cheese or something?

The Shadow Budget is pretty tight right now, un-realized Futures and such.  What sort of magickal concoction requires three-seven legions' worth of limes?

This sounds more like a "Police Action" than minor "SeekRutty" Operations.  Please, DO NOT, make meet with those insufferable bores in the Accounting Department;  they have already figured out that the layoffs are really going to hurt and they are being difficult.

I have said to much once again, luckily I am wearing an appropriate hat!

-p

WOTR

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 10, 2020, 10:47:17 PM
Or nearly.  K_Dubb, do you have any expendable Norwegians you can send?   They won't be coming back [of course] but this shit can't peter out before the election.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvoy0qhJa9g

I don't think that I have ever seen one person embody the both the argument against UBI and the argument for eugenics quite so masterfully.

What the little boy or girl does not appear to understand is that while he or she can live in "their" parents house while showing up to demonstrate every night, most people cannot simply move across the country and pay for a hotel night after night to make this little twit happy.*

*Though it may be pointed out that "trumpet man" may disprove my theory. But I don't think trumpet man holds a 9-5 job to support himself...

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on August 12, 2020, 05:16:18 AM
I don't think that I have ever seen one person embody the both the argument against UBI and the argument for eugenics quite so masterfully.

What the little boy or girl does not appear to understand is that while he or she can live in "their" parents house while showing up to demonstrate every night, most people cannot simply move across the country and pay for a hotel night after night to make this little twit happy.*

*Though it may be pointed out that "trumpet man" may disprove my theory. But I don't think trumpet man holds a 9-5 job to support himself...

This makes me sad.  That is just a poor girl asking her friends over to play and for that you would have preempted her chance at life.  Every time I think the radical left is just too silly and take a gander over to see what the folks on the other side are saying I am reminded that for all your winning candor and laudable adherence to principle you guys can be downright unpleasant.

Also, they all have venmos and sleep in cars and on couches.  Very resourceful and energetic, these youths!

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