Billy Meier - Michael Horn

[Roswells, Art]

You guys realize that all these 'experts' are either misquoted or completely made up. The guy believes in space toy UFOs for christ sake.

He doesn't believe it.

[GravitySucks]

He doesn't believe it.

You just like the thought of a 5'3" penis

😎

[Roswells, Art]

You just like the thought of a 5'3" penis

😎

I'm astonished you would think such a thing. You forget yourself sir!

[henge0stone]

Now that's just great!

Meier supporters have a habit twisting peoples words. Anyone remember the forestry experts who Horn claimed verified the trees in the photos were actual size? In truth most of these people were pissed and demanded their names be taken down. Korff's book showed that basically all of the claims of their photos being 'scientifically verified' were complete crap.

[Ciardelo]

Meier supporters have a habit twisting peoples words. Anyone remember the forestry experts who Horn claimed verified the trees in the photos were actual size? In truth most of these people were pissed and demanded their names be taken down.

He's been proven so many times over and over to be a sham. It's a wonder he can still get bookings.

[henge0stone]

He's been proven so many times over and over to be a sham. It's a wonder he can still get bookings.

Because Ufology is such a shitty 'field'. There are some serious people but for the most part its a circus of crazies who are more obsessed with hippie space brother stories than reality. Meier's photos were famous in the 70s and NOTHING in ufology goes away. Look at Roswell, people are still writing books about it. Even when something is clearly debunked (like Billy) ufology doesn't give a crap. He's a name in ufology and that's all that matters.

[coaster]

The reason this midget can still get booked is because a lot of these "ufo fans" will believe anything you tell them. Every story is true because aliens!  These are people who think the show Ancient Aliens is fact.  They are not the brightest. Horn and Meier exploit these rubes for profit. Welcome to the wonderful world of woo-woo cons. Horn is a conman, but he is bottom of the barrel. Their story is boring and ancient.
He also looks like a turtle with a penis for a head.
edit- basically what hedge0stone just said. This is also why when Horn shows up to a place where people are sane (like this forum), people give him shit. He is at home at woo-woo conventions, not in reality. Must be a shitty way to live. I bet the man's family, the ones who couldn't escape, are really embarrassed by him.

[Roswells, Art]

Meier supporters have a habit twisting peoples words.

Is this your way of saying I'm fat?

[GravitySucks]

Is this your way of saying I'm fat?

I think he said you had a nice personality.

[coaster]

My wiener has a first name. It's B-i-l-l-y. My wiener has a second name. It's M-e-i-e-r. But my wiener only has one arm and takes pictures of toy ufos, so I'm throwing it away. Hey! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Is this your way of saying I'm fat?

Aliens.

[Yorkshire pud]

The reason this midget can still get booked is because a lot of these "ufo fans" will believe anything you tell them. Every story is true because aliens!  These are people who think the show Ancient Aliens is fact.  They are not the brightest. Horn and Meier exploit these rubes for profit. Welcome to the wonderful world of woo-woo cons. Horn is a conman, but he is bottom of the barrel. Their story is boring and ancient.
He also looks like a turtle with a penis for a head.
edit- basically what hedge0stone just said. This is also why when Horn shows up to a place where people are sane (like this forum), people give him shit. He is at home at woo-woo conventions, not in reality. Must be a shitty way to live. I bet the man's family, the ones who couldn't escape, are really embarrassed by him.

Nail. Hit. On. Head (a nod to Mr Penishead).

[GravitySucks]

Stumbled across this gem...

A blast from the past.

Praise MV!

i don't recall if it's been covered yet in this thread, but the WORST guest EVER would have to be UFO freak billy meier's "american representative" michael horn.  what an arse log.  no credibility whatsoever.  do you guys recall the interview art did with him several years ago, and at the end of the interview, as the music was fading in, horn revealed he's hawking a fucking music cd he produced?  art was clearly nonplussed.  what an awful way for an already dubious guest to lock out.


edit:  here's a page where you can hear samples of horn's cd.  absolutely ponderous horse shit.  additionally, he sings about as well as a throat cancer patient.

[littlechris]

Stumbled across this gem...

A blast from the past.

Praise MV!

edit:  here's a page where you can hear samples of horn's cd.  absolutely ponderous horse shit.  additionally, he sings about as well as a throat cancer patient.

A GEM indeed!!!

[henge0stone]

Is this your way of saying I'm fat?

I was trying to be nice.

[MichaelHorn]

Listen live now!

http://www.renseradio.com/listenlive.htm

[Inglorious Bitch]

Listen live now!

http://www.renseradio.com/listenlive.htm

OK!

[Yorkshire pud]

Listen live now!

http://www.renseradio.com/listenlive.htm

I'm nearly underwhelmed. Seriously. Take it as a bonus.

[Roswells, Art]

They don't make it easy to listen. I tried on my tablet and phone, no luck. I get a 404 error when i click on the corresponding links. If you're listening IB or anyone else, could you give us a synopsis?

[Yorkshire pud]

They don't make it easy to listen. I tried on my tablet and phone, no luck. I get a 404 error when i click on the corresponding links. If you're listening IB or anyone else, could you give us a synopsis?

The aliens only allow the chosen few deluded batshit crazies such as penishead to allow certain people to hear his bullshit. At least penishead thinks he's sane.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Listen live now!

http://www.renseradio.com/listenlive.htm

Congratulations! You've gone from scraping the bottom of the barrel to immersing yourself in the manure on the ground beneath it.  Maybe next week you can be interviewed by David Duke and the Stormfront Stainedfront guy.

http://www.renseradio.com/hosts.htm

[analog kid]

They don't make it easy to listen. I tried on my tablet and phone, no luck. I get a 404 error when i click on the corresponding links. If you're listening IB or anyone else, could you give us a synopsis?

http://www.gsradio.net/rense_live/24k.m3u

It sounded like Sean Hannity meets Giorgio Tsoukalos meets Shirley MacLaine.

[analog kid]

Now it's a show hosted by David Duke.

[MichaelHorn]

Fortunately you’ll be able to listen when it’s archived:

   http://renseradioarchives.com/realastrology/

…and of course I’ve already been invited back for next week. Think of the opportunity that you’ll have to call in and try - anonymously - to do adolescent genital humor, probably disguising your voice, etc.!

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t send autographed photos, accept online dates, etc.

[Roswells, Art]

http://www.gsradio.net/rense_live/24k.m3u

It sounded like Sean Hannity meets Giorgio Tsoukalos meets Shirley MacLaine.

That doesn't sound so bad. I was mostly curious whether he was more interesting in voice because his text is mind- numbingly dull.

[Roswells, Art]

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t send autographed photos, accept online dates, etc.

Yeah, before anyone asks, eight months later. (joined eight months ago)

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Fortunately you’ll be able to listen when it’s archived:

   http://renseradioarchives.com/realastrology/

…and of course I’ve already been invited back for next week. Think of the opportunity that you’ll have to call in and try - anonymously - to do adolescent genital humor, probably disguising your voice, etc.!

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t send autographed photos, accept online dates, etc.

Let's pretend a BellGabber actually calls in next week. Why would it be necessary to disguise his or her voice?  People don't talk here, genius; they type.

Did you get paid for that interview?   

[analog kid]

That doesn't sound so bad. I was mostly curious whether he was more interesting in voice because his text is mind- numbingly dull.

I don't know who was who in that interview, but it was sociopolitical rants about feminism and "social justice warriors" and had little to do with Billy Meier. One of the guys sounded like he had an entire pot of coffee right before the show though.

[Yorkshire pud]

Fortunately you’ll be able to listen when it’s archived:

   http://renseradioarchives.com/realastrology/

…and of course I’ve already been invited back for next week. Think of the opportunity that you’ll have to call in and try - anonymously - to do adolescent genital humor, probably disguising your voice, etc.!

And before anyone asks, no, I don’t send autographed photos, accept online dates, etc.

You cannot try and date exhumed animals. Even if the previous owner thought you offered to practice taxidermy; it's illegal. Did Rense wipe his moustache on your bald pate? Did it itch?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

You cannot try and date exhumed animals. Even if the previous owner thought you offered to practice taxidermy; it's illegal.

He's right, Michael, because he's an authority on the subject thanks to his extensive firsthand experience.

Did Rense wipe his moustache on your bald pate? Did it itch?

I bet it tickled.