Connie Willis

yumyumtree · February 17, 2015, 06:27:24 PM

Quote from: bateman on February 15, 2015, 06:41:24 PM
Sounds like this was a hoot.

One of the 10 worst Coast shows I've ever heard, and that includes John B. suggesting Sandy Hook was a hoax.

yumyumtree · February 17, 2015, 06:28:53 PM

Quote from: cweb on February 17, 2015, 07:57:27 AM
Maybe Connie saw a marketing opportunity in all this.

From the makers of the Wishing Machine, it's... Erotic Orb!

Heck, that would also be a great name for an extremely obese porn star.

Maybe it's like that thing in the movie "Phantasm".

And yes, he definitely said "I'm no homo."

aldousburbank · February 17, 2015, 06:29:44 PM

Quote from: yumyumtree on February 17, 2015, 06:27:24 PM
One of the 10 worst Coast shows I've ever heard, and that includes John B. suggesting Sandy Hook was a hoax.

Aww, but does it include Toast To Toast, that clashick April Fool chestnut?

yumyumtree · February 17, 2015, 06:41:52 PM

I don't think I heard that, unless that was the one with the velociraptor hoax, and one caller who actually fell for it.

Beelzebubbelah · February 17, 2015, 11:17:03 PM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 15, 2015, 10:01:46 PM

Yes.

Do you write these ransom notes with some kind of Scrabble software?

=================================================
Heilsa,Sir!
I note this"qvestion" is the classic double-bind retort:"When did you stop beating your wife?",a.k.a."Morton's Fork"(q.v.)
Apparently you know little about:
1)Carl Allen.
2)Ray Palmer.
3)Nicola Tesla.
4)Albert Einstein.
5)De Gauss-ing steel mine sweepers in WWII.
6)Radar.
7)Montauk Radar Emplacements.
Q.E.D.
"B_B"

Juan Cena · February 18, 2015, 12:48:00 AM

I tried to listen to Saturday night's episode last night. It seemed to go off the rails whenever Connie got away from the supposed brainwashing and abuse of boys to talk about "The Chair" or aliens.

The story about the brainwashing was really interesting, but it got lost in Connie's advanced ADD.

popple · February 18, 2015, 04:11:45 PM

50:20-54:30 for the whole glowing peen story.

http://youtu.be/OAeBEYjbuW8

pate · February 18, 2015, 05:49:19 PM

Quote from: popple on February 18, 2015, 04:11:45 PM
50:20-54:30 for the whole glowing peen story.

http://youtu.be/OAeBEYjbuW8

Did Colonel Pate Manly figure out how to use my intar-tube connection to call into C2C via Skype from his alternate dimesion/timeline/future that night or something?

yumyumtree · April 11, 2015, 03:07:56 PM

The good news: Connecticut ghost-hunting tomorrow night.
The bad news: Connie Willlis is hosting

zeebo · April 11, 2015, 10:26:03 PM

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 11, 2015, 03:07:56 PM
The good news: Connecticut ghost-hunting tomorrow night.
The bad news: Connie Willlis is hosting

The worse news: The studio's all out of microwave popcorn.

PChirp · April 11, 2015, 11:01:36 PM

Quote from: popple on February 18, 2015, 04:11:45 PM
50:20-54:30 for the whole glowing peen story.

http://youtu.be/OAeBEYjbuW8

'glowing peen' --- leave it up to you, popple

That interview was mind blowing as I caught it live out of sheer boredom whilst reading my Kindle.

Scully · April 11, 2015, 11:12:05 PM

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 11, 2015, 03:07:56 PM
The good news: Connecticut ghost-hunting tomorrow night.
The bad news: Connie Willlis is hosting

Juan Cena · April 12, 2015, 11:08:12 PM

Quote from: yumyumtree on April 11, 2015, 03:07:56 PM
The good news: Connecticut ghost-hunting tomorrow night.
The bad news: Connie Willlis is hosting

If she is as stoned as she was for the Montauk Point show, it might be fun.

Bellathor · April 12, 2015, 11:15:10 PM

Someone should inform the author that he isn't 20 anymore.

BattyBrooke · April 12, 2015, 11:20:39 PM

I appreciate this author paying respect to the Warrens (the book he mentioned, The Demonologists, is great). Schrader loves to shit all over them as if he is a better ghost investigator. They were the first, Schrader. Show some respect. It's not hard to win a pissing contest against a dead man and an elderly woman.

Humilia Lepus Foramen · April 12, 2015, 11:23:32 PM

Hah! Right after Bellathor posted those pictures, the guest starts talking about his fraternity. He's apparently still in bro mode at his age.

BattyBrooke · April 12, 2015, 11:28:08 PM

This guy just said "demoniacal". I'm pretty sure the word is "demonic".

Juan Cena · April 12, 2015, 11:28:13 PM

The real reason Connie avoids Connecticut:

She got a warrent for her arrest following an incident where she dropped acid in a theater in Bristol.

Juan Cena · April 12, 2015, 11:30:30 PM

Quote from: Humilia Lepus Foramen on April 12, 2015, 11:23:32 PM
Hah! Right after Bellathor posted those pictures, the guest starts talking about his fraternity. He's apparently still in bro mode at his age.

Jason McCloud: The Ghost Bro.

That so needs to be a SyFy series.

Juan Cena · April 12, 2015, 11:38:51 PM

The drugs seem to be kicking in. Connie's flipping out over eating octopus.

albrecht · April 13, 2015, 08:33:34 PM

Quote from: Juan Cena on April 12, 2015, 11:38:51 PM
The drugs seem to be kicking in. Connie's flipping out over eating octopus.

She then soon after gushed about wanting to try ayahuasca. And was that "port-hole" or "portal" she just said? Actually I'm surprised that Norry, considering his long Naval career, doesn't make that slip of the tongue!

Nick el Ass · April 14, 2015, 02:20:51 AM

Quote from: Juan Cena on April 12, 2015, 11:38:51 PM
The drugs seem to be kicking in. Connie's flipping out over eating octopus.

The only thing I have really learned about Connie is that she sure like her nom noms, but must say that octopi are rather tasty.

popple · April 14, 2015, 02:46:08 PM

2:17:20 Bernard from East of the rockies & the Ouija board that gave him erectile dysfunction.

"I was so frustrated and annoyed that I destroyed my Ouija board and now I kinda regret it, and I regret everything about it, and I kinda wanted to know if in the future maybe the Ouija board app could be the thing for me to kinda get in touch with my beloved wife again, and maybe heal this medical condition that I've been plagued with"

albrecht · April 14, 2015, 03:34:38 PM

Quote from: popple on April 14, 2015, 02:46:08 PM
2:17:20 Bernard from East of the rockies & the Ouija board that gave him erectile dysfunction.

"I was so frustrated and annoyed that I destroyed my Ouija board and now I kinda regret it, and I regret everything about it, and I kinda wanted to know if in the future maybe the Ouija board app could be the thing for me to kinda get in touch with my beloved wife again, and maybe heal this medical condition that I've been plagued with"

Yeah, that had to be a joke that went way over the guest's head. I think Connie thought it was a joke but was too stoned to react to the caller.

popple · April 14, 2015, 03:40:40 PM

Quote from: albrecht on April 14, 2015, 03:34:38 PM
Yeah, that had to be a joke that went way over the guest's head. I think Connie thought it was a joke but was too stoned to react to the caller.

I thought they were all in on it when the guest said he didn't want to "prematurely release"

albrecht · April 14, 2015, 03:42:16 PM

Quote from: popple on April 14, 2015, 03:40:40 PM
I thought they were all in on it when the guest said he didn't want to "prematurely release"

I don't know it seemed to me the guest was clueless and when he said that "prematurely release" I laughed out loud. Maybe he was in on the joke. I don't know.

popple · April 14, 2015, 09:05:34 PM

The "I'm sorry for your loss" was more than likely directed at the passing of his beloved wife Farrah, but it still made me chuckle.

Jorch Einstein · April 16, 2015, 03:31:45 PM

Does Connie Willis wear dentures? I could swear I heard the wind whistling through her dentures. And they seem to not fit very well either. I keep hearing clacking sounds coming from her. I guess I shouldn't listen on headphones.

Juan Cena · April 16, 2015, 11:33:10 PM

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on April 16, 2015, 03:31:45 PM
Does Connie Willis wear dentures? I could swear I heard the wind whistling through her dentures. And they seem to not fit very well either. I keep hearing clacking sounds coming from her. I guess I shouldn't listen on headphones.

Her real teeth rotted from meth use.

ufogadfly · May 05, 2015, 05:45:02 PM

Quote from: albrecht on April 13, 2015, 08:33:34 PM
She then soon after gushed about wanting to try ayahuasca. And was that "port-hole" or "portal" she just said? Actually I'm surprised that Norry, considering his long Naval career, doesn't make that slip of the tongue!

He has.