Started by GeorgieForPresident2216, October 18, 2014, 11:11:51 PM
Quote from: wotr1 on October 20, 2014, 12:21:44 AMMy apologies... I could not recall which jackass guest was selling them- and I could only recall that I was shocked at the price for what amounts to nothing. It appears that both wishing machines are very similar. Perhaps I should purchase one and see if I can wish George off the air?
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 20, 2014, 12:56:44 AMThe only reason I knew that was because I'd never heard of the wishing machine and looked it up. And I'm beginning to suspect that Connie Willis is actually Dr. Mulder, because there isn't a bio or pictures of him on his site or anywhere else as far as I could find. He apparently doesn't exist. However, a search of "Dr. Mulder wishing machine" turned up this picture, which linksed to her video testimonial. Interesting![attachimg=1]
Quote from: paladin1991 on October 20, 2014, 12:58:37 AMI may be premature, but, I'm gonna call it. Another whore sucking the money out of ppl who really can't afford to piss away their savings.Too soon?
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 20, 2014, 01:20:46 AMIf she's not Dr. Mulder, she certainly deserves every chance to deny it publicly to the C2C faithful, with her attorney present if she feels it necessary. And in the meantime, where is the mysterious doctor with the mysterious helmet? Why doesn't he step forward and provide some answer? And if he doesn't want to, why doesn't he just use his machine to wish all the inconvenient questions away? Something ain't right.
Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 20, 2014, 12:06:45 PMI wonder why they chose a bright orange construction hard hat with that extra piece electrical taped to the top. They must either be expecting the wish to go horribly wrong or they are hoping to protect you from teenagers who see you walking around wearing a bright orange construction hard hat.[attachimg=1]
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 20, 2014, 02:20:25 PMI wish I had the answer and there's little chance I ever will, because I can't afford the machine to make my wishes come true.
Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 20, 2014, 03:46:36 PMYou only need to throw a penny into a fountain and wish for a wishing machine and helmet. The double slit experiment in quantum mechanics proves bronze Lincoln can act as an observer for your wish. If he lands facing up he can observe your wish and collapse the probability wave function so that your desired outcome becomes reality. Just be sure to choose a fountain with clear water so that he can see your thought waves through the turbulence.
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 20, 2014, 04:07:22 PMIf that's all it takes to successfully make a wish, then who needs a machine and mysterious helmet? I wonder if Connie Dr. Mulder knows about this? Thanks, GFP! I owe you one!
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 20, 2014, 04:07:22 PMIf that's all it takes to successfully make a wish, then who needs a machine and mysterious helmet?...
Quote from: eddie dean on October 20, 2014, 08:55:44 PMI'm sorry to tell you guys this. The wishing machine is fake. However, If you are interested in a time machine, I'd be willing to let this one go for a moderate fee. ...
Quote from: eddie dean on October 20, 2014, 08:55:44 PMI'm sorry to tell you guys this. The wishing machine is fake. However, If you are interested in a time machine, I'd be willing to let this one go for a moderate fee. **Crystals not included**[attachimg=1]
Quote from: zeebo on October 20, 2014, 06:23:26 PMC'mon, don't you want a mysterious helmet in any case? Don't wait for an excuse - make it happen.
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 21, 2014, 09:44:34 AMI have to admit that a mysterious helmet would be pretty cool. If nothing else, it would be a great ice breaker at parties!
Quote from: wr250 on October 21, 2014, 10:12:44 AM
Quote from: aldousburbank on October 21, 2014, 10:16:24 AMOk but could we meet in 1980 for the transaction(?) cuz I've got some extra cash then.
Quote from: bateman on October 21, 2014, 05:21:23 PMI'm confused. Can one wish their cancer away with this miracle machine, or do you need to stay on your current Carnivoraâ,,¢ and turmeric regimen? Dr. Mulder, pls advise.
Quote from: Nebraska888 on October 21, 2014, 10:00:35 PMHow to stay cancer-free:1. Turmeric2. Carnivora3. Miracle Machine4. Mysterious Helmets are helpful5. Pizza rolls (preferably pepperoni)
Quote from: zeebo on October 21, 2014, 10:33:16 PMSame is true for pets, just add:6. Dinovite
Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 21, 2014, 09:42:50 AMI already have a time machine, thanks, but I wouldn't mind having that dining room set if you're willing to part with it at the right price.
Quote from: eddie dean on October 21, 2014, 11:26:26 PMFor you RGG, the dining set is free****One time offer.Valid only with purchase of time machine at twice the retail price. Shipping and processing fees apply. Product might not be the same as the one pictured.Sold in As-is condition. Product might not work. Never try to use this product.Space time continuum might be affected.Not responsible for electrical fires, personal disfigurement or death. Severe Radiation hazard.Reanimation will likely occur. For entertainment purposes only.Absolutely NO refunds
Quote from: cweb on October 22, 2014, 05:13:19 PMI was hoping that they'd finally be adding a strong female voice among the guest hosts. (Sorry Lisa Garr.) Jury is still out.Connie was trying too hard. The "what a nice studio" and Noory-love were a bit much, too. Her overall tone was really pleasant and chipper. Too pleasant and chipper. She made the subject matter seem wacky.I'll probably give her another shot if she's back because the first show isn't always a great indicator. But I wasn't impressed with this one.