The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Ciardelo]

You never cease to amaze me, Ciardelo. Always with your finger on the pulse of the latest breaking BellGab news.

If I ever turn Azzerae's World into a live stream, I wanna have you on at the beginning of each show like Noory has his gaggle of guests opining on things.

You can give us all the short and skinny.

What say?

Hey AZZ, Ciardelo Rocks!  He'd make an excellent co-host.

You'd make a great co-host, I just think he'd be good to have summarise what's going on on BellGab at the top of the show.

That's a given!

Aw, garsh you guys! Starr was one of the first (if not THE first) that told me "Welcome to Bellgab, post often" 

There's just something special about your first, you know? 

I was listening to a replay of C2C with sNoory from Monday, May 29 2017 last night and he opened with a report from "The Guy From Pittsburgh" who reported about the death of Manuel Noriega. That's some pretty big shoes to fill. I'll need to get a bunch of random crap to stuff into teetering shelves behind me and a cardboard chair, but nothing worth doing is easy is it?

I'll also need a GoPro 9, a 6 qt pressure cooker, and a big turnip for the wall.

Thankfully, I won't need a $6000.00 motorized fat cart since I can walk on my own, so that will save on production expenses.. 

[AZZERAE]

Due to lingering Mandelbrot Affects from last weeks show, last night's episode occurred in no fewer than seven parallel time/space continuums.  ApparentLee!, this thyme-lein's broadcast stream crossed with another thyme-lein's stream and a localized GabCast outage resulted.

GabCast broadcast engineers in several parallel universes are looking into how this may affect future GabCasts in this particular thyme-lein, Thank Yew for your patience while we deal with this minor SNAFU.  Full GabCast functionality is likely to be restored by as early as next Saturday.

- Executive Producer, GabCast

[AZZERAE]

haters gonna hate:

[K_Dubb]

You really need to get your sophomore effort of Panspermia out, son.

Hey, let me draw you a pro bono cartoon to package it all pretty.

A Vocaroo link alone won't cut it - in true Republican style, I am willing to cross the aisle - put politics aside.

You know where to find me: azzerae@gmail.com

OH bunny that is the sweetest thing!  I will send it to you first.  Hoping to coincide with St. Lucy's Day which is this Sunday, or thereabouts.

[K_Dubb]

Back in the day they lynched faggots, but you deserve a solid gassing for all that anal intercourse. No wonder they call you runny bum.

I do not have a runny bottom ! ! !

If anything, there is the opposite problem:  anyone contemplating the chicken-breast diet should first make a friendly acquaintance with those helpful little pills at your pharmacy so you can get a feel for how many to take to achieve certain effects, lest you find yourself giving birth on the john.

[whoozit]

All of the runny bum talk has proven that this thread has jumped the sewer and fell short.

[K_Dubb]

All of the runny bum talk has proven that this thread has jumped the sewer and fell short.

Bunny started it.

[Dr. MD MD]

Bunny started it.

He was only reponding to the ongoingnbromance between you and myke.

[AZZERAE]

OH bunny that is the sweetest thing! I will send it to you first. Hoping to coincide with St. Lucy's Day which is this Sunday, or thereabouts.

You don't need to send it to me first, just gimme a few bullet points on the contents and I'll create visuals from that.

[AZZERAE]

I do not have a runny bottom ! ! !

Bottom? You're a bottom?

[K_Dubb]

You don't need to send it to me first, just gimme a few bullet points on the contents and I'll create visuals from that.

Ok the full title is "Swedish Saffron Buns and the Sacred Feminine; or, a New Understanding of Solstice and a Proposal for Reorientation of the Modern Goddess Rite, with an Address to Neopagans on the Paucity of Their Faith".  I

[Dr. MD MD]

Ok the full title is "Swedish Saffron Buns and the Sacred Feminine; or, a New Understanding of Solstice and a Proposal for Reorientation of the Modern Goddess Rite, with an Address to Neopagans on the Paucity of Their Faith".  I

🤮

[AZZERAE]

Ok the full title is "Swedish Saffron Buns and the Sacred Feminine; or, a New Understanding of Solstice and a Proposal for Reorientation of the Modern Goddess Rite, with an Address to Neopagans on the Paucity of Their Faith".

Got it.

[K_Dubb]

🤮

Come on, doc!  I was counting on you to get me up to eight listeners this year.

[Dr. MD MD]

Come on, doc!  I was counting on you to get me up to eight listeners this year.

It’s not what you’re baking, it’s your need to bring paganism into it. Styx aside, hasn’t that just been done to death for the last 30-40 years? Sorry but it just seems trite now. I guess I expected more from a cutting edge “socialist” like you.

[ItsOver]

It’s not what you’re baking, it’s your need to bring paganism into it. Styx aside, hasn’t that just been done to death for the last 30-40 years? Sorry but it just seems trite now. I guess I expected more from a cutting edge “socialist” like you.

I’m guessing it’s part of Dubb’s requisite salute to his Viking heritage.  It’s easy to visualize Dubb invading coastal areas, burning and pillaging, as he goes.  I won’t go into the raping part but I can see scattered remnants of baking supplies and coffee grounds in his wake.

[K_Dubb]

It’s not what you’re baking, it’s your need to bring paganism into it. Styx aside, hasn’t that just been done to death for the last 30-40 years? Sorry but it just seems trite now. I guess I expected more from a cutting edge “socialist” like you.

Fine, go watch Salty then. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Fine, go watch Salty then. 

I most definitely will! He exudes confidence and reason whereas you exude ass leakage.

[K_Dubb]

....you exude ass leakage.

Whoozit please notice that, once again, I am innocent.  These chuckleheads fling poo in my face whenever I get them a little upset, which is understandable.

As a public service I think I will prepare a series of mini-lectures for when this happens as, in matters pertaining to the lower bowel, I am a veritable font whereas these Jive Turkeys cannot find their ass with both hands.

[Jackstar]

As a public service I think I will prepare a series of mini-lectures

I want you on my staffroaster: effective immediately.

[Jackstar]

whereas you exude ass leakage.

I'm not going to lie: I'm pooping right now. finally, after months of research... I really understand why LBJ did this s***. He wasn't just crazy.

[Dr. MD MD]

Whoozit please notice that, once again, I am innocent.  These chuckleheads fling poo in my face whenever I get them a little upset, which is understandable.

As a public service I think I will prepare a series of mini-lectures for when this happens as, in matters pertaining to the lower bowel, I am a veritable font whereas these Jive Turkeys cannot find their ass with both hands.

I meant that figuratively as I don’t know you personally. Thinking that you’re being cutting edge by evoking paganism in your baking show is adorable, really.

[Ciardelo]

a veritable font

Do tell.

[whoozit]

Whoozit please notice that, once again, I am innocent.  These chuckleheads fling poo in my face whenever I get them a little upset, which is understandable.

This is going to end up as a “Who has the biggest hemorrhoid” competition with photos.

[K_Dubb]

I meant that figuratively as I don’t know you personally. Thinking that you’re being cutting edge by evoking paganism in your baking show is adorable, really.

I do what I want.

[K_Dubb]

Do tell.

Thank You!  This is, by my count, the third time I have tried that joke on this audience without the slightest trace of recognition on their great slab-sided ham-faces, or of merriment in their jaundiced and puffy eyes, except yours.

[Dr. MD MD]

I do what I want.

Sure, why not do what’s already been done to death? Like I said, cutting edge!

[SredniVashtar]

Whoozit please notice that, once again, I am innocent.  These chuckleheads fling poo in my face whenever I get them a little upset, which is understandable.

As a public service I think I will prepare a series of mini-lectures for when this happens as, in matters pertaining to the lower bowel, I am a veritable font whereas these Jive Turkeys cannot find their ass with both hands.

Some expert, you don't even have the sense to have some broccoli with that chicken. No wonder you're all backed up and we have to listen to your costive rantings, all for the sake of your sodding cheekbones. And, poppet, let's be honest here, you're getting up in age now ('bare ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang' etc) and all this prancing about is getting very Aschenbachy.

[K_Dubb]

Some expert, you don't even have the sense to have some broccoli with that chicken. No wonder you're all backed up and we have to listen to your costive rantings, all for the sake of your sodding cheekbones. And, poppet, let's be honest here, you're getting up in age now ('bare ruined choirs where late the sweet birds sang' etc) and all this prancing about is getting very Aschenbachy.

Maybe but this Tadzio can beat me up if he don't like it.

[AZZERAE]

I was counting on [MD] to get me up to eight listeners this year.

Do numbers really concern you at all?