The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[ItsOver]

... I had an ex girlfriend try to stab me once. Haha.

Probably more merciful than having one fall on you.

[Corona Kitty]

Probably more merciful than having one fall on you.

Yikes.

[DanTSX]

Probably more merciful than having one fall on you.

I want to know how much both of them can bench

[Corona Kitty]

I want to know how much both of them can bench

She can probably bench 250 with ease. Jack probably could only lift the bar.

[whoozit]

She can probably bench 250 with ease. Jack probably could only lift the bar.

I’ll bet $50 the one on the right can bench more.

[DanTSX]

I’ll bet $50 the one on the right can bench more.

Yeah I had some questions about those arms....

[whoozit]

As Arnie would say, “Look at those ahhhhhhhhhhhhhms!”.

[Asuka Langley]

Yeah I had some questions about those arms....

The medical term is Bingo Wings

[ItsOver]

I want to know how much both of them can bench

Tokyo is in terror again and it’s not because of Jack.

[Jackstar]

She can probably bench 250 with ease. Jack probably could only lift the bar.

Yep, that's exactly what it says in our dossier. "Boy, are his arms tired." It's got a little embossed sticker and everything.

I don't have to worry about staying tuned. I can't even reach that dial.

[Jackstar]

It is the best goddam use of a rock band T-shirt ever. I want my m************ Pulitzer Prize now, please.

[albrecht]

If bellgab tanks again I will gladly set up flabgab so I can continue to rail against fatties, and you are all welcome to join me there.

https://i.imgur.com/45gckrd.png

from r/OutOfTheLoop

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/397dbj/what_is_the_day_of_the_rope_and_what_does_it_have/

Apparently somehow the Turner Diaries (Art had Dr.Pierce on as a guest once,) "neo-Nazi" or Chan memes, and anti-fattie rhetoric has all gotten mixed up.... and was confusing some people. 

[Ciardelo]

The medical term is Bingo Wings

https://youtu.be/LTeuHg4dZFw

[Jackstar]

If only I had this chart when I was younger. :

The Seaden--and the unicorns--are real.

Never look, never seek them out, or they can never be found. But one may glimpse a hint of... a spark.

A cool trick I invented on my own while stranded in the jungle, back in 'Nam. Obviously if I could figure it out, any member of an advanced species could do so as well.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

The Seaden--and the unicorns--are real.

Never look, never seek them out, or they can never be found. But one may glimpse a hint of... a spark.

A cool trick I invented on my own while stranded in the jungle, back in 'Nam. Obviously if I could figure it out, any member of an advanced species could do so as well.

I identify as an Apache Attack helicopter on every day of the year except for one week in May when I identify as the label that you cannot legally remove from the pillow! Any questions are fielded @ the Beareau of Atlantis Gender Management. If you don't know what I am referring to, join the fanclub. Enjoy the show;P

[Jackstar]

join the fanclub. Enjoy the show;P

I would prefer to be able to. Keep it real.

In Minecraft.

[K_Dubb]

https://i.imgur.com/45gckrd.png

from r/OutOfTheLoop

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/397dbj/what_is_the_day_of_the_rope_and_what_does_it_have/

Apparently somehow the Turner Diaries (Art had Dr.Pierce on as a guest once,) "neo-Nazi" or Chan memes, and anti-fattie rhetoric has all gotten mixed up.... and was confusing some people.

Good grief I don't want to hang you guys just make you cry.

[WOTR]

I identify as an Apache Attack helicopter on every day of the year except for one week in May when I identify as the label that you cannot legally remove from the pillow! Any questions are fielded @ the Beareau of Atlantis Gender Management. If you don't know what I am referring to, join the fanclub. Enjoy the show;P

Sometimes I dress in a purple suit and identify as a symbol that cannot be pronounced. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Sometimes I dress in a purple suit and identify as a symbol that cannot be pronounced. 

[AZZERAE]

Welcome to Jr. High.

[AZZERAE]

flabgab

faggot

[AZZERAE]

I was dreading a week of accordion practice!

You really need to get your sophomore effort of Panspermia out, son.

Hey, let me draw you a pro bono cartoon to package it all pretty.

A Vocaroo link alone won't cut it - in true Republican style, I am willing to cross the aisle - put politics aside.

You know where to find me: azzerae@gmail.com

[AZZERAE]

What a loser.

You're a sassy li'l moffie, ain'tcha?! Luh ya (still).

[AZZERAE]

"The above is an accurate recounting of things Falkie said on his latest video."

No, really. Falkie said all that.

You never cease to amaze me, Ciardelo. Always with your finger on the pulse of the latest breaking BellGab news.

If I ever turn Azzerae's World into a live stream, I wanna have you on at the beginning of each show like Noory has his gaggle of guests opining on things.

You can give us all the short and skinny.

What say?

[AZZERAE]

What is your plan, I mean other than mosh pitting with Decon, Azz and the Doc?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wRLd5l7WYE&t=74s

[AZZERAE]

I hate you.

Faggotry leads to hate. Heteronormativity is the path to inner peace.

[AZZERAE]

Good grief I don't want to hang you guys just make you cry.

Back in the day they lynched faggots, but you deserve a solid gassing for all that anal intercourse. No wonder they call you runny bum.

[starrmtn001]

You never cease to amaze me, Ciardelo. Always with your finger on the pulse of the latest breaking BellGab news.

If I ever turn Azzerae's World into a live stream, I wanna have you on at the beginning of each show like Noory has his gaggle of guests opining on things.

You can give us all the short and skinny.
What say?

Hey AZZ, Ciardelo Rocks!  He'd make an excellent co-host.

[AZZERAE]

K. Dubb: Before you feel alarmed at anything said here, you longed to be sonned for many moons. Now you got what you asked for - cherish it like the mudslides on your papi's granny panties.

[AZZERAE]

He'd make an excellent co-host.

You'd make a great co-host, I just think he'd be good to have summarise what's going on on BellGab at the top of the show.

Ciardelo Rocks!

That's a given!