The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Ciardelo]

My Father never punched me in the head knocking me into a bathtub full of boiling water where I died but got back alive again after having 80% of my blood removed and having an OBE where I watched Popeye on the TV.

"The above is an accurate recounting of things Falkie said on his latest video."

No, really. Falkie said all that.

[Walks_At_Night]

You are still flogging that sorry welfare case, aren't you?  I think shreddie is the only one you can really count on there.  What a loser.

Hullo! McFly! Holes. In the brain. Two of 'em. I have tried to help Senda but I have failed. What is your plan, I mean other than mosh pitting with Decon, Azz and the Doc?

[Dr. MD MD]

Maybe a Doc MD vs. Myke Point-Counterpoint.  The first grappling could be over which one is Jane.

myke’s the ignorant slut.

[Dr. MD MD]

Where?!?!?  Are they cute?

A1: Look in the mirror.

A2: No.

[Corona Kitty]

myke’s the ignorant slut.

Your mom is the ignorant slut.

[Dr. MD MD]

Your mom is the ignorant slut.

You’re confused again. That’s your mom. I’d say it’s also your father but you never knew him.

[Ciardelo]

Your mom is the ignorant slut.

How does he do that? Within minutes, he responds.

Is he just hanging around, waiting for people to shitpost about him?

Pretty good multi-tasker there.

[Corona Kitty]

You’re confused again. That’s your mom. I’d say it’s also your father but you never knew him.

Are you still collecting government assistance btw?

[Dr. MD MD]

How does he do that? Within minutes, he responds.

Is he just hanging around, waiting for people to shitpost about him?

Pretty good multi-tasker there.

It’s not like he has anything else to do.

[Dr. MD MD]

Are you still collecting government assistance btw?

I think you’re confusing me with your mom again.

[Ciardelo]

It’s not like he has anything else to do.

heh heh

except sleep and collect money.

[Corona Kitty]

I think you’re confusing me with your mom again.

I'll take that response as a "yes", you do collect government assistance.

[Dr. MD MD]

heh heh

except sleep and collect money.

Well, and the biz in the abandoned parking lot but I don’t think business has been too brisk lately.

[Ciardelo]

Are you still collecting government assistance btw?

50% of people are collecting government money.

Somewhere I read/heard that. Is that true? That's a lot of the population.

[Corona Kitty]

heh heh

except sleep and collect money.

I don't rely on the government like MDMD.

[Dr. MD MD]

I'll take that response as a "yes", you do collect government assistance.

You do whatever you need to to try to feel good about yourself, myke.

[K_Dubb]

...I mean other than mosh pitting with Decon...

Who could ask for anything more?! 😍 😍 😍

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't rely on the government like MDMD.

myke’s new cudgel.

[Ciardelo]

Come on people!

We can get this to 1000 pages TODAY!

[Corona Kitty]

50% of people are collecting government money.

Somewhere I read/heard that. Is that true? That's a lot of the population.

Oh, so you too collect government assistance?  Damn... Had no idea we had all of these welfare cases.

[Jackstar]

last weeks show

Is that the one with the attempted ambush? I fucking hated that one the fucking most. Literally the first GabCast I ever walked out on. I wish I could have kept walking.

Jesus loves me, this I know,
for my Spidey-Sense tells me so

[Jackstar]

Had no idea we had all of these welfare cases.

That's so strange, considering that it's totally your business and all.

Come on people!

We can get this to 1000 pages TODAY!

Fuck off we're full.

[Corona Kitty]

That's so strange, considering that it's totally your business and all.

Fuck off we're full.

Oh it is.... I feel bad for you government boot lickers.

[Ciardelo]

Oh, so you too collect government assistance?  Damn... Had no idea we had all of these welfare cases.

Hey man, I never said that. But listen, are you still havin to work those 4 jobs? Because if you are, you're just being a sucker.

[Corona Kitty]

Hey man, I never said that. But listen, are you still havin to work those 4 jobs? Because if you are, you're just being a sucker.

Sorry to offend you about collecting government assistance.

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh it is.... I feel bad for you government boot lickers.

Slow day in the abandoned parking lot?

[Ciardelo]

Sorry to offend you about collecting government assistance.

Look, look. Read, read. At least I'm not sucking Pubini dick. Amirite folks?

[Dr. MD MD]

Look, look. Read, read. At least I'm not sucking Pubini dick. Amirite folks?

[Corona Kitty]

Hey, you guys are collecting government assistance. I'm sorry about your situation.

[Dr. MD MD]

Hey, you guys are collecting government assistance. I'm sorry about your situation.

And were sorry that you’re such a weakling pussy.