The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Jackstar]

He is very good with boats of all kinds, especially canoes...

Without bothering to scroll up, I am forced to assume that you are talking about your little bitch-ass whore of a father, who, while he is, almost certainly, perfectly capable of piloting a sea-going vessel, has probably never bothered to ensure that, the women giving him directions to find the little man in their boat, were actually bothering to tell him the truth.

Call it a gots-damned fucking hunch.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Without bothering to scroll up, I am forced to assume that you are talking about your little bitch-ass whore of a father, who, while he is, almost certainly, perfectly capable of piloting a sea-going vessel, has probably never bothered to ensure that, the women giving him directions to find the little man in their boat, were actually bothering to tell him the truth.

Call it a gots-damned fucking hunch.

GFY

[Jackstar]

GFY

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[SpaceMeowMaid]

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Lying secret zero level masons are no DEAL!!!

[Jackstar]

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Weak.

[AZZERAE]

I'm just starting to get caught up on the overnight Gabcast now. First question is what kind of jersey was Azz wearing?

I was wearing a baseball-style jersey that I bought from a clothing store called Hemisphere, here in South Africa. The 9 is symbolic of the year that the brand was first created: the nineties.

The cap looks like "D" with an "I" through it? When he stood up the jersey says Detroit. So idk...Cheap African knock-off or how we send mismade, or when a team loses and they already printed 'winner' shirts, clothes to Africa as charity?

Correct. My hat is a 'D' with an 'I' through it. It stands for Identity, a South African clothing brand that modeled the look of the hat off New Era. And no, America didn't drop knock-off clothes from the sky here as charity. These clothes actually cost money. Jesus!

LMFAO

[Jackstar]

My hat is a 'D' with an 'I' through it. It stands for Identity, a South African clothing brand that modeled the look of the hat off New Era.

Cool.

[Jackstar]

I was wearing a baseball-style jersey

Is this, like, a thing? Because I wear kilts, almost exclusively. Perhaps we can bond over these kinds of fashion choices.

[Jackstar]

The 9 is symbolic of the year that the brand was first created: the nineties.

Holy Jesus shitballs--are you for real, right now? I am not asking for a friend.

[Jackstar]

Dear BellGab: Yes, I am Jackstar; yes, I have never been Metron2267; and, yes: I have just asked this obsequious cock-gobbler, three questions--IN A ROW--in three different posts, in reply to merely one of his.

Look, look, read, read: I am a professional. Do not worry about it. Just pay attention.

[Ciardelo]

Of course.

One would expect metron to answer in such a faschion.

[Jackstar]

One would expect metron

Gay.

[Ciardelo]

Gay.

UR

[Jackstar]

UR

Is this your 'A'-game? Please tell us that this is not your 'A'-game.

[Jackstar]

Perhaps we can bond over these kinds of fashion choices.

Signs point to no. Fuck all y'all of all y'all.

[Ciardelo]

Is this your 'A'-game? Please tell us that this is not your 'A'-game.

We ALL KNOW the gheys LOVE the "A" game.

[Jackstar]

We ALL KNOW the gheys

Livin' in a bubble, rent free. Bon voyage, Spook.

[K_Dubb]

Is this, like, a thing?

I thought it looked good!  Cabana-style shirts with that kind of piping are very hot right now.  Made me go digging in the drawer for one I haven't worn in at least a decade, which I shall of course wear seductively open with a thick gold chain and a crucifix nestled in my chest hair.

[Jackstar]

Made me go digging in the drawer

Molten. Post storyboards.

[AZZERAE]

I thought it looked good!  Cabana-style shirts with that kind of piping are very hot right now.  Made me go digging in the drawer for one I haven't worn in at least a decade, which I shall of course wear seductively open with a thick gold chain and a crucifix nestled in my chest hair.

See. Why can't more people be like this guy. MY GUY!

[K_Dubb]

See. Why can't more people be like this guy. MY GUY!

MV please change my name to K-Dawg because I am down with thee African brothas.

[AZZERAE]

I don't really care what anyone thinks of my clownish appearance or corny hats and sweaters. No, I'm not a wigger, people. No, I'm not a chav, Asuka. I'm just Azzerae. Some talking head, or in other words, Vanderhooven's hole*

*Radio jargon for sounding board, co-host or space filler when the real star of the show isn't talking, I believe...

[K_Dubb]

Oh man I ain't touchin' that.

[Jackstar]

Oh man I ain't touchin' that.

Replying to it (that) will suffice. EXCELSIOR. QLERGY. WAYFARER. CLERGY. EXCELSIOR.


YOU ARE WELCOME.

[AZZERAE]

Oh man I ain't touchin' that.

Because of the obvious connotation to a certain chocolate highway?

[Jackstar]

No, I'm not a wigger, people.

Can confirm
SOURCE: I am in Seattle and I see wiggers constantly. This mook looks nothing like them. Give him a pass--Star's orders.

[AZZERAE]

Put a shirt on, K. Dawg! You're gonna make the ladies swoon.

[Jackstar]

Because of the obvious connotation to a certain chocolate highway?

It is quite interesting to note where one takes things.

[Jackstar]

You're gonna make the ladies swoon.

I'll allow it. The sooner, the better.

[Dr. MD MD]

It’s getting gay in here. :