The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Jackstar]

Pfft. Jackstar has several. [...] And they don't even look like him.

Fat, drunk, and identifiable is no way to go through life, Cadet.

[Ciardelo]

Fat, drunk, and identifiable is no way to go through life, Cadet.

Thanks Sarg, I stopped drinking quite a while ago. And I'm losing weight every day. 

The other, well, I can't help it when people get jealous over me. 

[AZZERAE]

I would have never expected Azz to be such a scaredy-cat.

The secret's out. My mouth is writing cheques my ass can't cash.

[MV/Liberace!]

I am still up to run the board if that is even possible...

Long story short, I talked to Curtis about it and it's not going to be possible.  Well, technically it is possible, but it will require me either getting a different router, running an additional computer only for this purpose, or doing something else I won't even bother to describe.  Thanks for being willing to do it, though.

[AZZERAE]

K_Dubb's fattist rhetoric reminds me of those passionate anti-smoking fanatics who gave up nicotine and devote the rest of their lives to making smokers miserable.

[AZZERAE]

Oh, come on.

I think VC is kiddin' around, man. If he and I are to battle rap for real, my only condition is that he goes first. Otherwise there's no competition, and I'll be "battling" myself.

Edit: I doubt VC has rapped before, let alone battle rapped. So I think he's just saying he's down to do it. He does this quite a bit. I've gotten to know him, and he's said lotsa stuff that are just words arranged in a certain manner without the reality to back them up. Maybe he and I are more similar than either of us would like to admit.

[Dr. MD MD]

Long story short, I talked to Curtis about it and it's not going to be possible.  Well, technically it is possible, but it will require me either getting a different router, running an additional computer only for this purpose, or doing something else I won't even bother to describe.  Thanks for being willing to do it, though.

Ooof! Pate, kicked to the curb!!

[ItsOver]

Ooof! Pate, kicked to the curb!!

At least Lee was civil about it.

[Nyewalker]

Ooof! Pate, kicked to the curb!!

Thats too bad, Lee is going to need that sound board once to Babble Rap begins...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZObiUrg8ko

[Walks_At_Night]

Long story short, I talked to Curtis about it and it's not going to be possible.  Well, technically it is possible, but it will require me either getting a different router, running an additional computer only for this purpose, or doing something else I won't even bother to describe.  Thanks for being willing to do it, though.

Well that's it then. I guess pate will just have to move in.

[ItsOver]

Well that's it then. I guess pate will just have to move in.

[Walks_At_Night]

The Good Book might have to be referred to.

[K_Dubb]

If somebody overnights me a loaner webcam & microphone I could probably co-host, but it is well known that I am bad radio:  probably even worse on TeeVee.

-p

TAKE IT OFF!!!

[ItsOver]

The Good Book might have to be referred to.

And I thought the Art/ Heater relationship was weird.  Would Pate rate at least a slightly used tool shed?



Looks like it comes with shrubbery.

[K_Dubb]

Let’s have a rap battle! Woo Hoo!!

I do like the sound of this.  It is the world of the effete coffee-house poetry slam, moved out to the streets.  I love to hear poetry in the mouths of the people!

I have never written one of these "raps" but perhaps I could contribute a few lines of iambic pentameter for each of the gentlemen, to sort of start things off, which they of course are free to intersperse with nonsense syllables like "yo" and "dawg" and "know 'm' sayin'" to meet the requirements of the genre.  These nonsense syllables are the easiest things to criticize but let us not forget that The Bard himself routinely submitted lines like "with a hey nonny nonny and a rum tum tum" without a blush.

[pate]

Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ABIIZV3vA

I demand an on-site shack, with decorative pebble landscaping mowed at least once a week...

-p

[ItsOver]

Heh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ABIIZV3vA

I demand an on-site shack, with decorative pebble landscaping mowed at least once a week...

-p

Lee has appeared to be amenable to performing lawn care, in the past.

[AZZERAE]

I do like the sound of this.  It is the world of the effete coffee-house poetry slam, moved out to the streets.  I love to hear poetry in the mouths of the people!

I have never written one of these "raps" but perhaps I could contribute a few lines of iambic pentameter for each of the gentlemen, to sort of start things off, which they of course are free to intersperse with nonsense syllables like "yo" and "dawg" and "know 'm' sayin'" to meet the requirements of the genre.  These nonsense syllables are the easiest things to criticize but let us not forget that The Bard himself routinely submitted lines like "with a hey nonny nonny and a rum tum tum" without a blush.

You could be the first gay rapper ever to do it, K. Dawg. NO GLASS CEILINGS.

[K_Dubb]

You could be the first gay rapper ever to do it, K. Dawg. NO GLASS CEILINGS.

At least I would know what hat to wear.

[AZZERAE]

At least I would know what hat to wear.

Under my advisement, there's a slight chance.

[Walks_At_Night]

And I thought the Art/ Heater relationship was weird.  Would Pate rate at least a slightly used tool shed?



Looks like it comes with shrubbery.

Like one of those metal things from Sears circa 1974?  pate's pretty hot stuff man. He warrants better than that!

[AZZERAE]

Did anyone step up to co-host tomorrow?

File question under pertinent.

[ItsOver]

Like one of those metal things from Sears circa 1974?  pate's pretty hot stuff man. He warrants better than that!

I’m thinking at least Craftsman, with a torque wrench thrown in to put it over the top.  Lee’s got class.

[Dr. MD MD]

File question under pertinent.

Try not to take this too personally, Azz but I think after your and metron’s attempts at Doxxing Bellgabbers, few may be willing to stepup now. Sad but true, IMHO.

[AZZERAE]

Try not to take this too personally, Azz but I think after your and metron’s attempts at Doxxing Bellgabbers, few may be willing to stepup now. Sad but true, IMHO.

Noted. I won't take it personally, at all. I'd largely like to put the blame on Metron, but it is my site that contained the material in question, so theres no way I can deny what you're saying and try act like it's not true.

Edit: For whatever it's worth, I regret terribly that any of that shit came from my camp. Not my proudest moment, by a LONG shot.

[Dr. MD MD]

Noted. I won't take it personally, at all. I'd largely like to put the blame on Metron, but it is my site that contained the material in question, so theres no way I can deny what you're saying and try act like it's not true.

Edit: For whatever it's worth, I regret terribly that any of that shit came from my camp. Not my proudest moment, by a LONG shot.

Having said that I’d still listen to a Gabcast with just Lee taking calls.

[SredniVashtar]

Noted. I won't take it personally, at all. I'd largely like to put the blame on Metron, but it is my site that contained the material in question, so theres no way I can deny what you're saying and try act like it's not true.

Edit: For whatever it's worth, I regret terribly that any of that shit came from my camp. Not my proudest moment, by a LONG shot.

You gave Metron power without responsibility, like a court eunuch, and he behaved accordingly. You should really dump those messages he sent you as penance.

[AZZERAE]

You should really dump those messages he sent you as penance.

Nah, man.

[ItsOver]

Having said that I’d still listen to a Gabcast with just Lee taking calls.

Absolutely.  I want to enjoy Lee before he goes big time and is forced to become just another commie shill.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I76gyHkrrOM


The thought has occurred--someone here at some point, perhaps while leaning up against an enchanted banana stand or some such empowered fetish object, ordered a crazy cat lady, right? You all talk about them so often. Well, I am keeping this one under glass. Seems like a rare specimen to me, and you know me--I have been around.

I love you! Please let me be your pussycat forever!?