Art Bell

[Richard Groyper]

Dude was banned from the internet for more than 2 years because he said 'mean' things... was just acquitted. Dark Penguin can rest a little easier.

Art's going to be pissed.

[creepygreenlight]

Has anyone yet considered the possibility that Art is in fact Heather?

[Richard Groyper]

Has anyone yet considered the possibility that Art is in fact Heather?

... recalculating ...

[Gumby, Dammit]

Has anyone yet considered the possibility that Art is in fact Heather?

Well he's a hot mess, that's for sure.

[paladin1991]

Art's going to be pissed.

Maybe he'll do a radio show about it.

[creepygreenlight]

... recalculating ...

... rerouting ...

The LGBT community should be highly offended if nobody has considered this.

[Richard Groyper]

Maybe he'll do a radio show about it.

He'll quit being angry so he can aviod doing a show.

[Kolchak]

Maybe he'll do a radio show about it.

Live from the Bellagio!

[Richard Groyper]

... rerouting ...

The LGBT community should be highly offended if nobody has considered this.

Ha! Remember when he/she killed that lady with his/her car?

[ziznak]

on behalf of Bellgab I would like to apologize to the LGBT community for not thinking that Art could possibly actually be LGBT... 


ok i think it's safe now

[Richard Groyper]

on behalf of Bellgab I would like to apologize to the LGBT community for not thinking that Art could possibly actually be LGBT... 


ok i think it's safe now

You've just committed the ultimate sin of apologizing to the LGBTXYZ...

[GravitySucks]

on behalf of Bellgab I would like to apologize to the LGBT community for not thinking that Art could possibly actually be LGBT... 


ok i think it's safe now

No, you probably pissed off some group in the other 98% by apologizing.

[ziznak]

ah shit they're at my DOOR!

[Richard Groyper]

No, you probably pissed off some group in the other 98% by apologizing.

Never apologize. It's never good enough, they'll always want more.

[GravitySucks]

ah shit they're at my DOOR!

If you live in Indiana, you might be safe.

http://bigamericannews.com/2015/03/27/obama-orders-homosexual-chemtrail-missions-over-indiana-day-after-religious-freedom-bill-passed/

[whoozit]

Never apologize. It's never good enough, they'll always want more.

Apologies for apologizing.

[Richard Groyper]

Apologies for apologizing.

I don't accept your apology.

[whoozit]

I don't accept your apology.

I apologize for apologizing about the apology...oh fuck how will this end?  Point taken.

[paladin1991]

I apologize for apologizing about the apology...oh fuck how will this end?  Point taken.

I'm sorry.  What?

[whoozit]

I'm sorry.  What?

Never apologize. It's never good enough, they'll always want more.

[Emergency Bacon]

This theory on /x/ cracked my shit up. 

the lulz from a bruh that knows the feels

[HumanBeing]

Has anyone yet considered the possibility that Art is in fact Heather?

fify

[VictoriaPandora]

Criticism was the premise. Why would that change regarding Art's situation? Having a party line consensus is not a requirement.

Because George Noory has committed the cardinal sin of being mind numbingly bone crushing BORING.

Art on the other hand is simply infuriating;)

[popple]

Meanwhile in Sweden....

https://twitter.com/Eater/status/690491369723297792

[Richard Groyper]

Because George Noory has committed the cardinal sin of being mind numbingly bone crushing BORING.

Art on the other hand is simply infuriating;)

[Richard Groyper]

Meanwhile in Sweden....

https://twitter.com/Eater/status/690491369723297792

IKEA? They serve hot dogs with their cheap furniture.

[VictoriaPandora]

Has anyone yet considered the possibility that Art is in fact Heather?

ABSOLUTELY.

I set my husband up with that premise fairly convincingly last night. He shrugged and said, it makes about as much sense as any of the other theories I've heard.

Actually if Art had become Heather, say in some back alley clinic on his last visit to the Phillipines, it would explain a lot.

But seriously, Heather has picked up so many of Arts inflections and vocal mannerisms that she doesn't even come across like a real person at all.

There are too many choices in the world to be bothered with her, and I only considered the notion of her because it was after all Art basically asking for another favour.

I wasn't around much on the run up to the new show starting, but I checked in often enough to see info on the Times Square ad and some other stuff that got organized here.

And listening to the most recent gabcast I find out Heather paid for that up front? Was Art just running her? Really just purchasing ad space for himself, but loving how it looked that the fans all chipped in?

Maybe those ideas evolved organically on the forum and I just didn't keep up.

But this much is clear, Heather is completely controlled by Art, and even though I don't consider her a talented radio personality, I hold Art somewhat responsible for the kind of clusterfuck she's dealing with now.

[creepygreenlight]

IKEA? They serve hot dogs with their cheap furniture.

Wait, they sell cheap furniture to go with those $.50 horsedogs?

[ItsOver]

IKEA? They serve hot dogs with their cheap furniture.

Agnetha and Anni-Frid could take care of my hot dog anytime.

[Soylentblue]

Has anyone yet considered the possibility that Art is in fact Heather?

I can't recall ever seeing the two of them together now that you mention it.