George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

sounds like this show was actually good in that "sooo damn horrible its actually good" kinda way.

[stevesh]

I meant to mention that on Friday night before Open Lines, Noory once again lamented the fact that his sister wouldn't try turmeric for her stage four brain cancer. Jesus, this guy is stupid.

[ItsOver]

One more thing to add to the "I can't believe this lame-brain said that."  Was this clown one of Dr. Frankenstein's failed experiments?  Did he get the "Abby-normal" brain?

[ManiacMatt]

I meant to mention that on Friday night before Open Lines, Noory once again lamented the fact that his sister wouldn't try turmeric for her stage four brain cancer. Jesus, this guy is stupid.

She should take it just to shut him up.  It won't hurt her.  Noory probably sent her a case of it.  Then again, maybe he's too cheap.  She should just tell him she took it.  It will make the simpleton happy and reduce her stress.

I'm sorry she has cancer and even more sorry that her idiot brother may be telling her to take turmeric as if it will cure her.  Take it to help the body fight inflammation and some other benefits, but not for the purpose of curing cancer. 

[NoMoreNoory]

Holy Sea Cow! Where exactly to begin? Just how many trains were wrecked last night? Never mind the mermaids......oh, but make sure you drop in here

http://www.mermaidsrus.com/Mermaid_Tails_HR65.html

Yes, folks. Mermaids R Us. A 'realistic' tail will set you back $1250, but entry level tails made out of spandex are a snip at just $150. Who, apart from members of Motley Crue and their groupies, ever thought it would be a good idea to go swimming in Spandex?? Doreen helpfully told us that you can try out your mermaid tail 'in your own swimming pool.' So don't forget to add that to your basket before proceeding to check-out.

But I digress.

Aside from the mermaids, this omnishambles had everything.

We are descended from dolphins - or was it aquatic apes? - who are, we were reliably informed, 'more intelligent than us by many factors'. This was allowed to pass on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Noory mentioned dolphins' thumbs again!

Now, I believe these dolphins, who may or may not have had anything to do with mer-people, are the aliens who, as per the Dogon, arrived here from Sirius. As Noory observed, they would have arrived here in some sort of spacecraft. OK. I'm with you so far. But this craft would have had to be full of water, wouldn't it?. Not so much Flying Saucer as Revolving Goldfish Bowl.

I began to feel sympathy for Noory who was reduced to rejoinders like 'Well, that's an interesting theory as well' before, presumably realising in desperation that he had another hour of this nonsense to go, bleated out 'So how do you tie angels into all this?' Ah, yes. We were forgetting Doreen's work with the Archangel Michael. Now we moved on to GMO, somehow. Doreen informed us that 'everywhere I go, people are telling me that their angels are telling them to eat organic produce.' I've been advocating eating organic food for 30 years. Am I an angel? Or a mer-man? Or a dolphin? Or an alien from Sirius. Or are they all the same thing. I'm confused. There was more, much much more, but it would be impossible to do justice to it all. I would just add that those of you who have been labouring under the delusion that the etymology of Philadelphia has something to do with brotherly love have been very mistaken. Doreen informed us that Philadelphia means 'the love of dolphins'. The rest is silence.

Oh but don't forget to go watch Doreen in action here:


Obsidian's "Oceans" with Doreen mermaid and dolphins

I personally was disappointed that she wasn't wearing a shell bra.

Noory sucks more than ever.......BUT......there is no other show currently in existence - except perhaps Family Guy - that can make me howl with laughter quite like last night's blissful nonsense.

[RedMichael]

You are one mis-gauged breath away from a darwin award nomination.

[Sardondi]

Ah, but the accuser has recanted. And so where does Elmo-voice guy go to recover his reputatio status quo ante accusatio? The same place Raymond Donovan did - nowhere.

In the interests of follow up, NOW the recanter has recanted his recantation...and there's something about $125,000 mentioned in connection with the recantation. Also, a second accuser has emerged. http://bluecollarphilosophy.com/2012/11/second-accuser-in-elmo-sex-scandal-was-also-underage-kevin-clash-resigns/

That's it: guilty.

[PB the Deplorable]

Holy Sea Cow! Where exactly to begin? Just how many trains were wrecked last night? Never mind the mermaids......

... We are descended from dolphins - or was it aquatic apes? - who are, we were reliably informed, 'more intelligent than us by many factors'. This was allowed to pass on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Noory mentioned dolphins' thumbs again!...

I can't imagine why Art doesn't want to be associated with this show any more

[McPhallus]

She makes a big deal out of the fact that mermaids exist in mythology, therefore they must be real.

SO DO DRAGONS AND FAIRIES.

She apparently had a successful practice as a psycho the rapist specializing in eating disorders.  Wonder what happened?

[11angeleyes11]

Do not besmirch fairies!!!!  This is serious business.  I am an exquisite elemental, and I will blind you with pixie dust. 

[Nucky Nolan]

She apparently had a successful practice as a psycho the rapist specializing in eating disorders.

I don't understand. She was an anorexic, schizophrenic rapist?

[RJ]

Avoided the BS mermaid show lat night.  Northern New Mexice has lost the broadcast of CtoC and I have to listen through my iPad and I'm sure I would have picked it up and thrown it against the wall. I could do that with my $7.00 radios but the iPad is a bit pricey.

Looks like  Dr. Kaku is on tonight and it may prove to be a good show.  Dr. Kaku is a seasoned pro at half acknowledging Noory's way dumb questions and moving on with intelligent dialog.  Hope tonight proves the same.  The last braniac scientist Noory interviewed about Hadron Collider discovery of the Higgs boson was frustrating and of course the questions were stupid. Almost lost the iPad that night. Can't Coast bring Art back to interview the really smart people?  What a brain drain waste!!!

[ziznak]

could there be any more polar opposites as COCK-EWWW and Noory?  Glad they're having a real science person on early and saving the after-life angel shit for when the smart people are sleeping... of course that doesn't help if you happen to have "coast dreams."

if you don't know what I'm talking about consider yourself lucky... I noticed this a long time ago.  When I would fall asleep while cops was on I would wake up all sweaty from nightmarish cop chase dreams.  It happens with coast 2 coast on occasion now.

[jinwicked]

I began to feel sympathy for Noory who was reduced to rejoinders like 'Well, that's an interesting theory as well' before, presumably realising in desperation that he had another hour of this nonsense to go, bleated out 'So how do you tie angels into all this?'

I nearly choked on my dinner when I got to this line, thanks for that. 

[Immy]

Catherine Austin Fitts - there's no financial bad news she can't giggle about.  :

[HeinzTobler]

LMAO at the pronounciation "COCK EWWW".  As far as the mermaid last night, I would definitely hit it.  A bit older, blonde and not so perfect plus nutty does it for me. I have a belly full of tumeric and I'm about to tune in.  I think I remember Kaku being a master at baby sitting Whorge.

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[jinwicked]

A bit older, blonde and not so perfect plus nutty does it for me.

She was a relatively benign and entertaining flavour of crazy. It's nice to listen without spiking my blood pressure.

[Juan]

And that mermaid swimming video was something.  Quite a promotion.

[ziznak]

I can't wait til we get our first idiot killed in a mermaid tail after being hit by an oil tanker... or better yet a bunch of crazy hippie chicks running around with propeller scars like manatees!!

Georgies "if dolphins had thumbs" quotes my fav from that show... and since I haven't in a while I took some time to put together a lil photoslopped Georgie BOO BOO while I sipped on my first coffee of the day...

here it is:


isnt he cute!!!

[NoMoreNoory]

She makes a big deal out of the fact that mermaids exist in mythology, therefore they must be real.

SO DO DRAGONS AND FAIRIES.

Ah! I didn't mention the unicorns, did I? Yes, Doreen believes in them, too. They were hunted to extinction for their horns, apparently, just like the rhinos.

And what exactly is a 'fourth generation metaphysician' or a 'spiritual doctor of psychology'?

[Juan]

Congratulations to Bill from Connecticut, who got on with Kaku and asked a real question.  Bill also, interestingly, only claimed to be an astronomer - not an atheist. 

[ziznak]

Congratulations to Bill from Connecticut, who got on with Kaku and asked a real question.  Bill also, interestingly, only claimed to be an astronomer - not an atheist. 

atheism must not be testing well with his focus groups lately...

[BobGrau]

She makes a big deal out of the fact that mermaids exist in mythology, therefore they must be real.

SO DO DRAGONS AND FAIRIES.

She apparently had a successful practice as a psycho the rapist specializing in eating disorders.  Wonder what happened?

She realised that young, emotionaly vulnerable people are easy prey for new-age scams. That whole indigo/crystal child thing truly disgusts me.

[NoMoreNoory]

Did I just inadvertently bust Noory? I had been going to post some or all of the following from last night's 'Heeeer's What's Happaneen' section, really just to enjoy another easy laugh at Tanglemouth's expense. It was this:

'Some great news breaking here in space, Mars, by the way. NASA's Mars rover Curiosity has apparently made a discovery for the history books, but we'll have to wait a few weeks to learn exactly what the new red planet may f.... may be.
'The discovery was made by Curiosity's SAM, it's the Sample Analysis at Mars instruments, the rover's onboard chemistry lab, it's capable of identifying organic compounds, the carbon m... contounds (sic) that build blocks of life as we know it. So we'll have to wait a little bit to see what it is they might have discovered.'

Before posting, my (English) curiousity got the better of me and I went off to Google to see what other reports there might be on this. Top of the pile, Foxnews.com

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/11/21/mars-mystery-curiosity-rover-big-discovery/

where we read (and stop me if you've heard this somewhere before)

'NASA's Mars rover Curiosity has apparently made a discovery "for the history books," but we'll have to wait a few weeks to find out what the new Red Planet find may be, media reports suggest.
The discovery was made by Curiosity's Sample Analysis at Mars instrument, NPR reported Tuesday, Nov. 20. SAM is the rover's onboard chemistry lab, and it's capable of identifying organic compounds â€" the carbon-containing building blocks of life as we know it.'

I'm not sure what I'm more shocked by: that I've caught George with his pants down reading blind from another journalist's copy, or shocked that I'm shocked to catch him doing it. I had fondly assumed that somewhere in the 8 hours of show prep Snoory claims to do every day, there might be a meeting in which they'd sift news stories, settle on the ones they'd want to cover and go away and write the copy - either The Great Newshound Himself, or some intern lackey doing it for him. But no, just shoddy, lazy amateurishness and plagiarism. It explains the forked tongue syndrome with this section, if he really is trying to paraphrase and read copy blind on air.

George Noory Sucks just a little bit more.......

[HorrorRetro]

He's always read other people's work.  Even back in the day when he was blatantly lying about "breaking" the Dubai port story, he was simply reading off a copy he pulled from a news site that had been posted at least two weeks earlier.  He's a lazy, pathetic, incompetent boob.

To be fair, Art also read off copy.  But he would frequently paraphrase or even state where he'd found the news.  He say, "I found this story on BBC.com," or something similar.  Noory reads it like it's his own work.

[ziznak]

I just thought that it was taken as a known fact that a lot of the news we hear on most radio shows is really just stuff they grabbed elsewhere and thought would interest whatever particular audience is listening.

[Juan]

Since the advent of computers in newsrooms, most of what we hear is simply cut and past from the AP wire.  That's probably where both Fox and sNoory got the story - thus the similarity.

[NoMoreNoory]

Of course everything is re-cycled and bits nicked from here and there. But you either rewrite or restate in your own words or credit your source. 'According to the Fox News website.....' or whatever. It's the impression that this is your own 'breaking news' that is so shabby. Even within the Fox report, you notice 'for the history books' is placed in quotation marks by the journalist because it's actually a quote from a NASA scientist, clearly intended to underline just how important they think this finding is. So much so that NASA are sitting on it while the double- and triple-check their data. The Fox journalist later credits the scientist and gives a longer quote. The Simpleton again attempts to pass these words - spoken by one guy and reported by another - off as his own. For someone who likes to tote himself as a battle-hardened journo, it's just disgraceful to be ignoring all basic standards of journalistic practice.

George Noory: Unfair and Unbalanced

[Sardondi]

Did I just inadvertently bust Noory?....(stop me if you've heard this somewhere before)...
George Noory Sucks just a little bit more.......

He is execrable. He can't even change it enough to keep it from being plagiarism. Isn't that when you try to pass someone else's work off as your own? And I bet George is one of those "get tough on plagiarism" guys who supports giving kids an F for the course if they're caught plagiarizing. Well, George, you get an"F" for CoasttocoastAm.

Oh, and George, can I get some of those "blocks of life" at any place where turmeric is sold? 

[ShayP]

Even as a very young child, George would tell anyone who would listen that the best coffee was mountain grown.

That video is ohhh so creepy and I'm laughing my ass off.     I'm going to show this to my mother and ask her if this is the reason my father left me when I was one.      LOL!!!!!