George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Doomed]

I believe george has it in his head that if Texas pulls out of the union, then he would have a better chance of winning the presidency. Not potus, but pot. (President of Texas)And why not? They love ol' noory down there. Maybe he could get Pat Boone to run with him as VP?? Golly whiz!

[Eddie Coyle]

Maybe he could get Pat Boone to run with him as VP?? Golly whiz!

      I nominate Billy Mumy, he's younger and I think Dr Smith rubbed off on him.

[Nucky Nolan]

doesnt this secession talk happen after basically every election anyway??

Celebrities threaten to move out of the country. I'm still waiting for Alec Baldwin to leave.

[Juan]

Those Carnavora ads sound fake.

That's because they are obviously reading a script.  sNoory, for all his faults, usually reads a script pretty well.  I've wondered why this commercial sounds so stilted.  Maybe they had to do a cold read for some reason.

[Sleepwalker]

George said WND.com is the largest "independent" news organization in the US.  What exactly does that mean?  What constitutes an "independent" news organization? Is U.S. News and World Report an "independent" News Organization?  Glenn Beck's TheBlaze.com?  Mother Jones?  The Washington Post?

The WND guy isn't a journalist, he was clearly advocating secession, talking about the government "trampling" on the Constitution.  First of all, this "secession" stuff isn't going anywhere.  It's just signatures on the White House website from 40 states, including blue states like New York.  Signatures from people who are throwing a hissy fit because Obama won a second term.  These far right guys who are going ballistic at the thought of Obama in the White House for another four years call themselves "Patriots."  A real patriot does not call for the dissolution of the country because his candidate did not win.  And he was wrong about Texas having the right to seceed because it was a Republic that freely joined the union after winning independence from Mexico.  Texas tried that in 1861 and it didn't work out too well.   

Combine a wingnut guest who promotes crap he doesn't understand with a host who doesn't understand his guest is a ranting lunatic and you end up with Coast to Coast AM.

[Sardondi]

....The WND guy isn't a journalist, he was clearly advocating secession, talking about the government "trampling" on the Constitution.  First of all, this "secession" stuff isn't going anywhere.  It's just signatures on the White House website from 40 states, including blue states like New York.  Signatures from people who are throwing a hissy fit because Obama won a second term.  These far right guys who are going ballistic at the thought of Obama in the White House for another four years call themselves "Patriots."  A real patriot does not call for the dissolution of the country because his candidate did not win.  And he was wrong about Texas having the right to seceed because it was a Republic that freely joined the union after winning independence from Mexico.  Texas tried that in 1861 and it didn't work out too well.   

Combine a wingnut guest who promotes crap he doesn't understand with a host who doesn't understand his guest is a ranting lunatic and you end up with Coast to Coast AM.

And so because you view them as in grave error they have no right to speak? ( I intentionally don't say "right to be heard" because there is no such thing.) Seems I recall within the last 10 years serious discussions on several occasions by many on the left about abolishing the Electoral College through various extra-Constitutional means, Al Gore being one by name. That was just as outlandish, but I recall a great deal of traction in the media. But because they had no "right" to do so, they should have shut up? Or was that a "good" idea , and thus immune to being silenced?

Besides, anyone who goes to C2C for political/cultural analysis and perspective gets what they deserve, although I sense that is where the show is moving. Nothing but facile, millimeter-deep "discussions" hosted by a true ignoramus. I wonder who had the job of telling him it was "secede"/"secession", and not "succeed"/"succession"?

[HorrorReporter]

First off, a side note: I posted a section from last night's Noory Chat on the Art Bell thread. It's a must looksee..

As far as the secession movement, someone I talked to who is a moron plain and simple told me that he is angry that our home state, PA, has not 'succeeded' from the union yet. I told him 'success is hard to come by' .. he was confused.

Noory last night said, during his chat, that he "won't touch" the Petraeus scandal. But his first hour last night was secession. To be honest, with the intrigue, spying games, sex, and other weird instances like Broadwell's license being found in the same park that Chandra Levy and Vince Foster were found in, it's right up coast to coast's alley if you ask me..

But .. Maybe not George.

[Sardondi]

...Noory last night said, during his chat, that he "won't touch" the Petraeus scandal. But his first hour last night was secession. To be honest, with the intrigue, spying games, sex, and other weird instances like Broadwell's license being found in the same park that Chandra Levy and Vince Foster were found in, it's right up coast to coast's alley if you ask me..

I agree it's classic C2C. Funny how George has suddenly seemingly developed some kind of standards or respect for the truth. Usually by this point some jackleg "author" has been on with some grossly premature speculation tied up in an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory. It's been Norry's bread and butter so far.

[Juan]

some grossly premature speculation tied up in an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory. It's been Norry's bread and butter so far.

Here's one.  The two women, Jill Kelley and her twin sister, accused of some kind of involvement with Petreaus and the Marine general, are Lebanese.  So is sNoory. sNoory won't touch the subject.  There are no coincidences.

[ItsOver]

no, he's gotten lazier. you have to keep in mind that this is a man who locked himself out of the studio while the show was on the air.

Remember when Noory couldn't figure out a tuning fork?   :

[Jasmine]

      I nominate Billy Mumy, he's younger and I think Dr Smith rubbed off on him.

Tickle me, Elmo? OUCH!

Remember when Noory couldn't figure out a tuning fork?   :

*rolling my eyes* For cryin' out loud...TUNA fork! Get it right! 

[Jasmine]

Never mind such trivial matters such as State secession, David Petraeus, Tampa based FBI agents emailing shirtless pics of themselves (I'd like to see that one), Lebanese mishtreshes and the like. HERE is the story that Snoory should be covering. This is right up George's as...alley. Demonic toasters. Throw in a little Steve Quayle, and ya got the makings of yet another classic C2C broadcast.

FYI: I like MY Satan well done.


HAUNTED TOASTER

[HorrorRetro]

Never mind such trivial matters such as State secession, David Petraeus, Tampa based FBI agents emailing shirtless pics of themselves (I'd like to see that one), Lebanese mishtreshes and the like. HERE is the story that Snoory should be covering. This is right up George's as...alley. Demonic toasters. Throw in a little Steve Quayle, and ya got the makings of yet another classic C2C broadcast.

I like MY Satan well done.


HAUNTED TOASTER

"It sounded like Eli Wallach!"   

[ItsOver]

Tickle me, Elmo? OUCH!

*rolling my eyes* For cryin' out loud...TUNA fork! Get it right! 

Picture of Noory with "Tuna fork" inserted in mouth.

[Jasmine]

"It sounded like Eli Wallach!"   

LOL! I know! What the HELL? And here I thought the devil sounded like Mercedes McCambridge...with a bowl of pea soup thrown in for good meashah.

[Sardondi]

"It sounded like Eli Wallach!"   

I don't think that sentence has ever been written anywhere else in the world than here before today.

[Eddie Coyle]

I don't think that sentence has ever been written anywhere else in the world than here before today.

And captured for posterity. If somebody accidentally strings those words together in 2592. It will lead them here.

[Immy]

HAUNTED TOASTER

LOL, that's Richard Dominick, former producer of the Jerry Springer show and hack "reporter" for the mother of all ragmags, The Weekly World News. But he still has more credibility than the Snore-meister.

Nice Jean Harlow avvy Jasmine. She was the bee's knees! 23-skidoo!

[Sardondi]

Tickle me, Elmo? OUCH! ....

Ah, but the accuser has recanted. And so where does Elmo-voice guy go to recover his reputatio status quo ante accusatio? The same place Raymond Donovan did - nowhere.

[MV/Liberace!]

"Drew, what exactly does secede mean?"  :

or, "drew, what exactly does mean mean?"

[Meggini]

"When all is said and done, it makes good toast."

The secret to a perfectly warmed and crisped bread slice is Satan.

[Jasmine]

"When all is said and done, it makes good toast."

The secret to a perfectly warmed and crisped bread slice is Satan.

That there devil surely works in mysterious ways. In the 70's made-for-TV thriller, Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell, Satan was out to rule the world...one puppy at a time. In Boca Raton, Florida, he does it with Wonder Bread...or Eggo waffles. Across over in Texas, Satan shuuure duz luv his Winnebago trailers. He's just full of surprises!

LOL, that's Richard Dominick, former producer of the Jerry Springer show and hack "reporter" for the mother of all ragmags, The Weekly World News. But he still has more credibility than the Snore-meister.

Nice Jean Harlow avvy Jasmine. She was the bee's knees! 23-skidoo!

And THAT is what the current C2C with Noory at the helm is for me...the audio version of The Weekly World News. Him, the format, and the vast majority of the guests seem to be lifted straight from its wackazoid, so-bad-its-hilarious pages. That is how I see the show. It was a sad day when that publication folded.

Off on a tangent: Jean Harlow rocked. Damn, what a dame. She was one of the best (and loveliest) wise-crackin' broads that ever graced the silver screen. Harlow, Rosalind Russell...and Carole Lombard, another classic beauty with a mouth and delivery like a machine gun. They don't make them like that anymore...sad, no?

23-skidoo! The bee's knees! Love those old time expressions. Roarin' Twenties!

[Sardondi]

That there devil surely works in mysterious ways. In the 70's made-for-TV thriller, Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell, Satan was out to rule the world...one puppy at a time. In Boca Raton, Florida, he does it with Wonder Bread...or Eggo waffles. Across over in Texas, Satan shuuure duz luv his Winnebago trailers. He's just full of surprises!.....

What was the 70's movie where Satanists (damn, they were everywhere) were chasing two couples in an RV across the desert?

[Jasmine]

What was the 70's movie where Satanists (damn, they were everywhere) were chasing two couples in an RV across the desert?

LOL! Hellloooo! Darlin', it was 1975's Race With The Devil, with Peter Fonda, Warren Oates, Loretta Swit, and the lovely Lara Parker of Dark Shadows fame. THAT'S the winnebago I'm referring to above. It just was 70's TV thriller week here...didn't ya notice? ;-)

[Sardondi]

Race with The Devil - That's it! What total trash. But it still kind made me sit up real high. And it was more like suspense/drama week here, although there was a horror element to it. Whatever it was, it wore me out.

[Meggini]

If we're going old-school, then it's Barbara Stanwyck for me. She could play wronged innocent, responsible do-gooder, comic foil, noir murderess and thriller queen... and she looked like a million bucks in every role. Clothes to die for.

[ItsOver]

The '70s movie I enjoyed that comes to mind is Spielberg's "Duel" with Dennis Weaver.  "When the headlights of a truck become the eyes of a psychopath."  I shied away from using my car horn to show my aggravation with another driver after seeing the "fun time" Dennis enjoyed.

[Jasmine]

Race with The Devil - That's it! What total trash. But it still kind made me sit up real high. And it was more like suspense/drama week here, although there was a horror element to it. Whatever it was, it wore me out.

Semantics, semantics...

Race With The Devil was total trash 70's FUN to watch. The sacrifice scene and their chanting still creeps me out.

If we're going old-school, then it's Barbara Stanwyck for me. She could play wronged innocent, responsible do-gooder, comic foil, noir murderess and thriller queen... and she looked like a million bucks in every role. Clothes to die for.

Great pic of Stanwyck. Babs was certainly a versatile icon from Hollywood's golden age. Double Indemnity is a great one.

The '70s movie I enjoyed that comes to mind is Spielberg's "Duel" with Dennis Weaver.  "When the headlights of a truck become the eyes of a psychopath."  I shied away from using my car horn to show my aggravation with another driver after seeing the "fun time" Dennis enjoyed.

Spielberg directed that one, no? And speakin' of Stevie, he also directed Joan Crawford in that famous episode of Night Gallery...the one where she plays a blind woman-socialite living alone in a Manhattan penthouse. A doctor can restore her sight, but only for 24 hours. After the operation, she's in her NYC penthouse, at night. She removes the bandages from her eyes, and sees for the first time...then a power blackout hits the city.

[ItsOver]

Yep, a made-for-TV directed by Stevie.  Richard Matheson was inspired to write the original short story "Duel" after an encounter with a tailgating truck driver on November 22, 1963, the day that John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

It was almost as if a demonic truck was after poor Dennis rather than a psycho trucker.

Loved "Night Gallery." I'd forgotten about Joan being in an episode.  It's interesting to see who was in "The Twilight Zone" and "Night Gallery," either when they were just starting-out or closing-out.  'Ol Rod could have made introducing Captain Kangaroo creepy.

[Jasmine]

Here's the theatrical trailer for Race With The Devil. The entire film was uploaded on Youtube...some schmuck took it down.

In the trailer, check out the Texan devil worshippers at the camp site who stand and stare at them...they all look like something of out that cartoon The Far Side! LOL!


Race With The Devil (1975) Original Theatrical Movie Trailer

NOORY SUCKS!