George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[RedMichael]

Although Noory runs a G rated show I refuse to believe the reason he won't mention the book is anything other than insecurity/jealousy/etc.

"Itsch muy name on the shhow!"

[Sardondi]

Meh, I think it's more that he's defending his persona with his demographic. He has fashioned himself as an upright guy who stands for traditional morality and old-fashioned standards. He sees his "people", from a moral and cultural perspective, as pre-1963 Americans, and that means no needless cursing among other things. He just thinks it's offensive to a lot of his audience.

I think he's right both about that being his audience, and that such stuff irks them. Now, after the show he very likely could be doing endless lines of blow off a Ukrainian dwarf hooker's ass while being whipped by a tranny dominatrix; but while the show is on, nobody can say "pissed". 

[Harmness]

...doing endless lines of blow off a Ukrainian dwarf hooker's ass while being whipped by a tranny dominatrix....

Hot.

[Sardondi]

Hot.

I just looked at my fuschia "WWGD" bracelet for inspiration.

[ziznak]

turned it on tonight... heard george say "giant cockroaches" and turned it off.

[michio]

turned it on tonight... heard george say "giant cockroaches" and turned it off.

It was an engrossing story (for Simple George) that was gross. It was right up Nooron's dark alley. He loved it.

[rangers1919]

turned it on tonight... heard george say "giant cockroaches" and turned it off.

Good move. I turned it on and Mitch Battros was on, so I knew a psychologist would be schooling us all on science, and why all mainstream, i.e. legitimate, science is wrong, and he is right based mostly on what he personally believes. I decided I would turn it off as soon as they started patting each other on the back over their love of abiotic oil theory, and that happened about 15 seconds later.

I turned it on later, and a lady that could have been interesting was on, but George was in full on moron mode. I think he is starting to stray from his cue cards, because he actually attempted to ask a few follow up questions--I've noticed him doing this recently. Unfortunately, just like all the other times, his questions were so incomprehensible that the lady had to ask him to restate them, and then had to just talk about something for a few seconds to get past the question.

[Maxwell]

I turned it on later, and a lady that could have been interesting was on, but George was in full on moron mode. I think he is starting to stray from his cue cards, because he actually attempted to ask a few follow up questions--I've noticed him doing this recently. Unfortunately, just like all the other times, his questions were so incomprehensible that the lady had to ask him to restate them, and then had to just talk about something for a few seconds to get past the question.

This is an entertaining interview.  Because the lady is interesting?  Nah, because she keeps asking George for clarification of his vague, generic questions, and it's seriously throwing him off his game.  He's stammering and stuttering more than usual.  I hope she gets some book sales out of it, cause she won't be invited back.

[ziznak]

damnit... if you make me download this crap for nothing....

[PB the Deplorable]

This is an entertaining interview.  Because the lady is interesting?  Nah, because she keeps asking George for clarification of his vague, generic questions, and it's seriously throwing him off his game.  He's stammering and stuttering more than usual.  I hope she gets some book sales out of it, cause she won't be invited back.

What, questions designed to fit on an index card and have George speak as little as possible in short bursts are too vague?

I'm sure George has an excuse for everything, but he has to know he sucks.

[Kaiborg]

Whoa, did they just dump this woman ten minutes before the show ends?  And then "Hello? Helloooooooooo?.  Well, that was weird. " from snoory.  Yeah, sure thing.  Then, "all we got was a busy signal".  Really?  Please.

[RedMichael]

It's odd that a major outfit like C2C has a lot of technical problems.

Either they are incompetent, cutting people off if it gets Noory's wig in a bunch, or both.

[ziznak]

ah shit... another wasteful download for what?  i have to hear this asshole cut another caller off

[Maxwell]

Here's George, obviously out of questions, trying to sound profound with an improvised "big picture" question.  Listen closely and you can hear an exasperated sigh from the guest when she answers.  And the beclowning is complete with George asking, "Why are we going through all this as, as, as a humankind?"

[ziznak]

fucking A dude we totatlly need another sound tech.... ? hmmmmmm
and btw...nice catch.. didnt think it was actually asshole for a sec

[Juan]

Barbara Pomar has the annoying habit of stopping mid-sentence for a couple of seconds.  That seemed to really throw sNoory off.  He'd try to fill the dead air.  Why this threw him off, I don't know, because he said in the intro that someone had told him to call her, and he had used some of his 8-hours of show prep to do so.  Surely he noticed this habit of hers during his show prep.

sNoory sucks.

[PB the Deplorable]

Barbara Pomar has the annoying habit of stopping mid-sentence for a couple of seconds.  That seemed to really throw sNoory off.  He'd try to fill the dead air.  Why this threw him off, I don't know, because he said in the intro that someone had told him to call her, and he had used some of his 8-hours of show prep to do so.  Surely he noticed this habit of hers during his show prep.

sNoory sucks.

He's usually not really listening, he just half listens for the guest or caller to pause.  How many times has he interrupted someone mid-sentence to just go on to the next unrelated cue card question.

Here he is doing his best to actually have a conversation and it's so painful, he can't focus , he tries to ad lib - it's just awful. 


"Why are we going through all this as, as, as a humankind?"  Sometimes I really wonder if  George even speaks English

[ItsOver]

......"Why are we going through all this as, as, as a humankind?"  Sometimes I really wonder if  George even speaks English

Hahahaha.... "We?"   Noory, please don't insult all the rest of us by including yourself in "humankind."

[coaster]

I didnt listen to the show, but I listened to the clip that was posted above.  Sure Noory is a dipshit, but it would be frustrating having to interview someone who takes that long to answer a question. That is a lot of dead air.

[Sardondi]

Whoa, did they just dump this woman ten minutes before the show ends?  And then "Hello? Helloooooooooo?.  Well, that was weird. " from snoory.  Yeah, sure thing.  Then, "all we got was a busy signal".  Really?  Please.

It's odd that a major outfit like C2C has a lot of technical problems.
Either they are incompetent, cutting people off if it gets Noory's wig in a bunch, or both.

Take it as a lesson: anyone who annoys George hangs up with the fishes....

[ItsOver]

Don't mess with "Gangsta Georgie."  If you don't end up with the fishes, he'll make you sing.... by scaring you to death with his singing.

[b_dubb]

Here's George, obviously out of questions, trying to sound profound with an improvised "big picture" question.  Listen closely and you can hear an exasperated sigh from the guest when she answers.  And the beclowning is complete with George asking, "Why are we going through all this as, as, as a humankind?"

instead of getting out of the way - because he obviously has nothing to add - he instead releases enough bullshit to stop a speeding freight train.  what a fucking joke. 

i'm going to have to tap out soon.  i can't take anymore of this suck

[NoMoreNoory]

Sometimes I really wonder if  George even speaks English

You mean like in the 'Heeeer's What's Happaneen' section last night when he brought Stan Dale, 'an expert on earthquake predictions' on and said 'Heeeyyyy, Stan, first of all: I hope...uh...thanksgiving you and holiday went well.' ??
Perfectly clear and concise, I think.
Later, when Much Batshit came on, he managed possibly the most moronic question I've heard him utter. Speaking of earthquakes, volcanoes et al and their relationship to solar events, the sNooron asked this:
'Has there ever been a time when these things were happaneen at the same time in modern times?' Even Much was reduced to goldfishing 'Err...err....errr.....' while the tumbleweed of disbelief blew across the airwaves.

[Nucky Nolan]

"Why are we going through all this as, as, as a humankind?"  Sometimes I really wonder if  George even speaks English

He tried so hard to be PC that he forgot how to talk.

(Not) George Noory: "I fell down a humanhole when to the studio I walked."

[At the stroke of midnight]

He was so bad with the second guest last night, I was wondering if he was on pain pills or had just received his pink slip and had basically thrown in the towel.

[Morgus]

Noory couldn't host the live show tonight at the last minute and guest host Rob Simone is filling in instead.
don't recall Noory ever having to bail on a live show at the last minute before since he took over nearly 10 years ago, until tonight...

[Eddie Coyle]

     I'm lighting novena candles...for Noory's absence to continue unabated.

[ChewMouse]

Noory couldn't host the live show tonight at the last minute and guest host Rob Simone is filling in instead.
don't recall Noory ever having to bail on a live show at the last minute before since he took over nearly 10 years ago, until tonight...

I wonder if his sister died?

Because otherwise...he would never NOT be on the air.

[Morgus]

I wonder if his sister died?
Because otherwise...he would never NOT be on the air.

but didn't Noory still host the night's show the day his father died last year?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Simone prepared for his show, interesting questions. So much better than our normal GN show.