George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

What the hell? How?! Okay, there's no other explanation for this woman's 20 appearances a year, and it's time to say it: somebody's dick is getting sucked.

For sure the dwindling number of listeners are getting screwed.  Maybe The Mothership is running out of conspiracies.  The only way tonight would be interesting would be if he started sharing his bong.

[Morgus]

What the hell? How?! Okay, there's no other explanation for this woman's 20 appearances a year, and it's time to say it: somebody's dick is getting sucked.

And this week the Numbers Lady appears twice - once with Wells on Saturday and again with Noory on Tuesday as part of his election night spectacular. She will probably say the same things both times...

Though Noory hosts Sunday night this weekend, at least Noory said last night that he is taking two vacation days this coming week, so Wells if filling in on Thu and Fri.

[elbee]

Hey.
How are yew?
Hiincredible!

Sorry,

I havn't listned to a full episode in about three months, since knapps last mysterious disappearances episode, which was great.

Noory sucks,
Wells sucks even more,
and knapp really isnt trying anymore.

Why the hell should I listen?

I think around 2010 noory's topics went from more nuts and bolts mysteries to new age crap and turmeric bs.

What can we do? Will Art ever come back?

[coaster]

    I was the only person to even notice your attempt at humor. And you're right, I should have given it the yawning indifference everyone else did.

Not every post can be a winner... I was a bit inebriated last night. I do want to say I really enjoy your posts and sorry for getting on your case. Im a schmuck.

[Eddie Coyle]

Not every post can be a winner... I was a bit inebriated last night. I do want to say I really enjoy your posts and sorry for getting on your case. Im a schmuck.

        That's my motto! Hey, no problem- the only thin thing about me is my skin. No harm, no foul.

           The Feldman video was funny...I remember watching that when it happened(April 1992) and telling kids at school about it...but in the pre-YouTube days, if you didn't see it, it didn't happen.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

"B" Wells:  So, Glynnis, have at it.
Glynnis: 8,8,8, 11, 8, 3, 8, 8, 8

The last time I heard those two together, I believe she did a full 3 hour program. Let me tell you, she doesn't have enough material to kill that much time. Needless to say, there was a whole lotta filler. I remember at one point, Captain Craptastic was reading people's birth dates from emails and having Glynis do her schtick. Good times. Good times.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

For sure the dwindling number of listeners are getting screwed.  Maybe The Mothership is running out of conspiracies.  The only way tonight would be interesting would be if he started sharing his bong.

What the hell ARE all those background noises during the "transmission?" At times, it has sounded like the gurgling of a bong.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

Here's a question for my new-found pals at Coast Gab: did anyone actually download that TimeTrax app for their mobile device? It was free for about a week after Paul and George of the Merlin project did the program. Anyway, it was a steaming pile of Noory. Basically, what you do is dial in a specific date - past or future - and see if the app generates any colored bars in the graphical interface. If none are generated, I assume you need to juggle your schedule to a date that does have them. In the words of Casey Kasem: "fuckin' ponderous." "Okay, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record everytime I do a goddamn DEATH dedication! It's the last goddamn time, I want SOMEBODY to use his fuckin' brain, to not come out of a goddamn record that is, uh, that, that's up-tempo and I gotta talk about a fuckin' dog dying!"

[ziznak]

ha creeper ya know the wells and frankenstein connection has been noted quite a few times here at coastgab... it's amazing how much is similar between the two... his mute button must not work or just isn't used which is most likely the case.  I'm pretty sure the man is no stranger to ol mary jane.  Nothing wrong with that of course except that the normally fun aspects of being stoned don't seem to apply in this case.  I favor the web-bot over merlin as far as internet barometrics go.  There is definitely some sort of connection between web chatter and recent current events and trends... can we tell that "somethings happening" from this data?  I doubt it... it's merely a way to see a reflection of the general public's focus on world news... it's like taking the pulse of society in a way.  I believe merlin's method is slightly different from the web-bot in that its measuring random number generators in various locations and not actual data.

And I've always loved the Kasum out-takes.  Can't really blame his complaints but to hear the change from on air personality to fed up human being is very entertaining indeed.


Casey Kasem's Profane Radio Meltdown • The Definitive Edition!

[TheGrimCreeper1]

Egods. Half an hour of Wells and McCants doing the rapid fire numbers thing just to hear her say "Obama has a razor-thin edge, but I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and discover that Mitt Romney had won." In other words, it's a toss up.  What a waste of 30 minutes I can never get back.

[Morgus]

Egods. Half an hour of Wells and McCants doing the rapid fire numbers thing just to hear her say "Obama has a razor-thin edge, but I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and discover that Mitt Romney had won." In other words, it's a toss up.  What a waste of 30 minutes I can never get back.

Come on over and join us tonight in the John B. Wells thread since he is the host tonight for a five hour show and two hours with the Numbers Lady. 
We will come back to the Noory thread tomorrow night when Noory is hosting again and of course sucking... 

[awguy]

I don't listen, so I'm only going off of what I read here. If these snake oil sales people and various products they attempt to sell is making Premiere Radio/Clear Channel a ton of money, then nothing will ever, ever change. C2C is a poorly disguised infomercial. In the minds of those radio execs, their mindset is probably "I can't believe we are making money off those idiots who listen religiously!" They think they can throw any paranormal "uhhh spoofy!" or "uhhhh controversial!" type of crap and that the overnight pirates will eat it all up.

My guess is... Noory doesn't like the corporate influence that Premiere has instilled, but as long as he is making good coin, he will be a company man and do what he is told. All of the above... that HAS GOT to be the reason why Art Bell wants nothing to do with it.

I can almost guarantee that Coast to Coast as an individual show is NOT making money...No way! But it's existence is justified in two ways:

1.) When selling it's radio shows to stations, they bundle c2c in with other programming. i.e., if you want Rush Limbaugh during the day, you have to take coast to coast at night. This issue was touched on in the now infamous Rollye James letter (http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,1966.msg26060.html#msg26060)

2.) If you cancel c2c, all of a sudden, 500 radio stations don't have anything to run overnight. The irony is, many of the stations that carry coast to coast, are also owned the the same parent company as premiere (Clear Channel Communications).

You have to run something overnight right? So the alternative is either pay a bunch of individual guys to do overnight shows, import programming from a compelling company, or re-run programming from earlier in the day.

I remember Art often mentioned how how happy he was that stations opted to run his show live rather than other pre-taped programming.

Clear Channel has an interesting history that I only recently found out about. It's original owner was... a car dealership:


Clear Channel and Why Mainstream radio sucks

[DAE]

The following Morse Code is for Art Bell, if he is reading this thread:   

[MikeJ]

SOS?

[The General]

SOS?

S.O.S. - Abba

[ItsOver]

A favorite.  The food, not C2C.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

S.O.S. - Abba

Now that's an Art Bump if I ever heard one. Sigh.

[michio]

I can almost guarantee that Coast to Coast as an individual show is NOT making money...No way! But it's existence is justified in two ways:

1.) When selling it's radio shows to stations, they bundle c2c in with other programming. i.e., if you want Rush Limbaugh during the day, you have to take coast to coast at night. This issue was touched on in the now infamous Rollye James letter (http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,1966.msg26060.html#msg26060)

2.) If you cancel c2c, all of a sudden, 500 radio stations don't have anything to run overnight. The irony is, many of the stations that carry coast to coast, are also owned the the same parent company as premiere (Clear Channel Communications).

You have to run something overnight right? So the alternative is either pay a bunch of individual guys to do overnight shows, import programming from a compelling company, or re-run programming from earlier in the day.

I remember Art often mentioned how how happy he was that stations opted to run his show live rather than other pre-taped programming.

Clear Channel has an interesting history that I only recently found out about. It's original owner was... a car dealership:

This is old news to some and new news to some. If you have a memory like George even old news can be new news.

"Clear Channel Outdoor revenue falls short, shares skid
Reuters‎ - 2 days ago
Bain Capital Partners LLC, co-founded by U.S. Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, is part of a private equity group that owns Clear Channel .."

[Immy]

First howler of the night, discussing Guardian Angels:

George: "If a serial killer has a Guardian Angel, why doesn't it try to stop him?"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[ziznak]

ah missed that one... just tuned in and heard angel shit.  At least it's only the first hour... maybe the kabala dude will be somewhat interesting.

nice vid on  the history of clear channel.

fucking angels

[Morgus]

Noory's first hour angel communicator guest responded to Noory when he asked his usual obsessed questions about evil dark angels and demons.
She told Noory she doesn't ever talk about them since they only give power to Satan.
So that means Noory is only helping Satan with his continual obsession with the fallen angels/demons...
Noory is therefore proven as not a light worker but instead a dark worker -  servant of Satan! 

[stevesh]

When Noory's main guest last night mentioned that in early Jewish oral tradition, the universe was created from a rock, Simple George excitedly jumped in and said that when he was six years old, he told his parents and anyone who would listen the very same thing! Hadn't heard that particular lie before. Is there no end to this idiot's self-obsession ?

[Sardondi]

When Noory's main guest last night mentioned that in early Jewish oral tradition, the universe was created from a rock, Simple George excitedly jumped in and said that when he was six years old, he told his parents and anyone who would listen the very same thing! Hadn't heard that particular lie before. Is there no end to this idiot's self-obsession ?

No, George. The only way a rock relates to you in this story, is that a rock has more self-awareness than you. Jeez, he views every event through its relation to him. An adolescent walking around in an old man's body...and toupee.

[Scully]

... Though Noory hosts Sunday night this weekend, at least Noory said last night that he is taking two vacation days this coming week, so Wells is filling in on Thu and Fri.

Sounds good until you stop to think that means we get 3 nights in a row of John B. flying the Mothership.

[Sleepwalker]

When Noory's main guest last night mentioned that in early Jewish oral tradition, the universe was created from a rock, Simple George excitedly jumped in and said that when he was six years old, he told his parents and anyone who would listen the very same thing! Hadn't heard that particular lie before. Is there no end to this idiot's self-obsession ?

I heard that too.  "I have a problem with the Big Bang Theory," said George.  Of course he does.  George has a problem with "mainstream" science.  You know, the science that eradicated polio, small pox, put men on the moon and so on.   He must have cream of wheat for a brain.

[PB the Deplorable]

I heard that too.  "I have a problem with the Big Bang Theory," said George.  Of course he does.  George has a problem with "mainstream" science.  You know, the science that eradicated polio, small pox, put men on the moon and so on.   He must have cream of wheat for a brain.

George uses Cream of Wheat as an enema when he gets the flu

[Jasmine]

So last night I tuned in late to a repeat "episode" of Petticoast Junction, and George was having yet another "dynamic discussion" with the strangest sounding man I've ever heard. This show was from winter, 2011, and the guest was spewing out prophecies about super storms hitting the east coast in late 2012. Interesting, thought I, but more compelling was this male guest's truly "unbelievable!" voice pitch...then I was floored to realize it was none other than Evelyn "the witch" Paglini! Damn if that Edith Bunker-on-testosterone voiced  broad hasn't been smoking a carton of Pall Mall ciggies every day for the past 40 years.

Lately I can tune into C2C for maximum 30-45 minutes per show now, as my personal pukeometer is reaching danger levels. Yet, like a drug, I can't for the life of me pry myself away from this shit show. I'm even foregoing exceptional CBC Radio One informative and intelligent programming so I can get my Coast fix. Weird on so many levels.

[PB the Deplorable]

Evelyn is AWESOME!  Every year she predicts fires in the west, storms in the east, snow in the north, and random earthquakes in Calif - truly amazing stuff.  I'm not sure George realizes what a treasure he has.

[Eddie Coyle]

we get 3 nights in a row of John B. flying the Mothership.

That's a warning to mountainsides, trees and buildings exceeding 50 vertical feet.

[Jasmine]

Evelyn is AWESOME!  Every year she predicts fires in the west, storms in the east, snow in the north, and random earthquakes in Calif - truly amazing stuff.  I'm not sure George realizes what a treasure he has.

Yeah...a treasure that needs to be buried somewhere. Then again, I find witchiepoo provides a relative degree of comic relief when Georgie Boy isn't amusing me with his sheer shtoopiditty. He always sounds like an incredulous 10 year old manchild sitting in a treehouse when he's "conversing" with said nutjob guest.

Imagine Evelyn "the witch" Paglini sitting at a round table discussion with the likes of Socrates, Plato, Homer, and an array of other superlative minds from the mists of time. Hmmm.

Someone should write and produce an Italian opera showcasing Evelyn in the lead...it would bring down the house. Imagine Evelyn on stage, belting out her prophecies in alto to an adoring audience. Kind of like Bugs Bunny's rendition of "The Barber of Seville".