George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Rico999]

The content and the host of the show are so rotten that I hardly ever listen anymore -- I get most of my info about what's happening on Coast when I occasionally check into this forum and a few others -- but to hear that the Numbers Lady is going to be on Halloween is pretty much the end of the line as far as I'm concerned.   

That and the fact that they're soliciting for people to e-mail their ghost stories for "review" so the caller can then call them in takes all the spontaneity out of the whole format for ghost-to-ghost.   And the fact that George his ownself is doing the show makes the whole thing worthless.   I sure won't be tuning in.

There's no question:  The show is ruined beyond repair if the current situation is allowed to continue.   George doesn't have a creative or original bone in his body, has no intellectual curiosity, can't conduct an interview to save his life, doesn't give a damn.  He rides to high ratings on essentially the same guest list as Art.  And worse, he's an obvious phony.  Who the fuck told him he could SING?

I think Lisa was working for the program during Art's last days but then he'd sold out at that point, didn't he?   I mean, in his heyday, Bell was his own producer.  He didn't need Lisa Lyin' or anyone else to do the show.  He WAS the show.

George, by contrast is the most worthless putz that's ever been on the radio.   I can't even make it through the "news" segment anymore.   Whenever there's some basically normal storm on the sun, he's telling us to "get ready" for the BIG ONE.  And he brings on that nincompoop Mitch Battros to feed us more shit.  Christ.  I mean damn, who wants to listen to, night after night, some morbid shit about some little kid or some little animal getting killed in some gruesome manner?  Or some horrific disease....aw to hell with it.    He's a morbid cocksucker, that George.

On the other hand, I've found that Bob Parlocha's all night jazz program is so much better....

[Morgus]

Noory, I think, mentioned that the Numbers Lady would be on Halloween. I'm not sure we can blame Simple George for the worthless, over-produced clusterfuck that Ghost To Ghost has become. The innumerable C2C producers decide who the guests are, and determine the format of the show.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Lisa Lyon was the executive producer during the last days of Art Bell, and G2G was still cool. All she had to do is say no to Noory.

Noory probably changed the G2G format when he took it over last year.
Its been obvious the past several years on Friday nights that used to be all open lines that Noory has been reducing the open lines portion and expanding a first hour guest often to two hours.
So Noory apparently can't handle four or even three full hours of open lines callers now, so of course he wants to reduce it on G2G night too by adding guest(s)
At least Noory could have only ghost related expert guests on Halloween though, like maybe Joshua P. Warren as opposed to a non-paranormal non-spooky guest like the Number's Lady - she gets plenty of other regular night appearances.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory, I think, mentioned that the Numbers Lady would be on Halloween. I'm not sure we can blame Simple George for the worthless, over-produced clusterfuck that Ghost To Ghost has become. The innumerable C2C producers decide who the guests are, and determine the format of the show...

Since George doesn't seem to do much of anything, I guess the others are to blame for the specifics.  But it's George's show - he's to blame for the entire shit sandwich.

[NoMoreNoory]

Early in his hosting, I recall Noory saying that he once had a black lab;

Maybe the black lab wasn't actually a dog, but another of his laboratories - adjacent to the one where he'd torture the hamsters - in which he could practice the dark arts: mastering his Out Of Body Experiences and his Remote Grrruhvieweeng. All the time imagining himself as the hero of his own Marvel Comic. George Noory: Master Of The Mystic Arts.

Greatly looking forward to tonight: Ronnie Rennae Foster and Laura Lee Mysticah (please! Sounds like amateur night at the local strip joint!) in the first hour, billed as The Ghostbuster Gals. Cue lounge lizard Noory, flirting and slobbering: a Strokemouth Sleazefest not to be missed!!

[Sardondi]

Noory probably changed the G2G format when he took it over last year.
Its been obvious the past several years on Friday nights that used to be all open lines that Noory has been reducing the open lines portion and expanding a first hour guest often to two hours.
So Noory apparently can't handle four or even three full hours of open lines callers now, so of course he wants to reduce it on G2G night too by adding guest(s)
At least Noory could have only ghost related expert guests on Halloween though, like maybe Joshua P. Warren as opposed to a non-paranormal non-spooky guest like the Number's Lady - she gets plenty of other regular night appearances.

It strikes me, Morgus, that there is little about the show you don't know. I vote we make it official: Morgus is The Official Historical Recordâ,,¢ for C2C on CoastGab.

This is not to say there aren't several others here who know a tremendous amount about the show. It's just that Morgus is always there to give us the facts and does so.

[ItsOver]

The Numbers Lady. Gag..... under Noory, Halloween night is just another C2C show for him to plow into the ground.

I remember when I first heard The Nooron talking about his "dog."  My first reaction was that it was just the phony's attempt to emulate a little of Art with his cats.  Remember when The Nooron was referring to "The Kingdom of Nye" without a clue as to what it meant with regards to Art?  It was as if he thought Nye was some kind of mythical realm.  :  I wouldn't be surprised if it was an imaginary dog.  If it was real, the dog was fortunate to get another owner, after hearing some of The Nooron's bizarre stories and questions. 

[ItsOver]

It strikes me, Morgus, that there is little about the show you don't know. I vote we make it official: Morgus is The Official Historical Recordâ,,¢ for C2C on CoastGab.

This is not to say there aren't several others here who know a tremendous amount about the show. It's just that Morgus is always there to give us the facts and does so.

I can see Morgus popping-up on "Pawn Stars" to verify the authenticity of some kind of C2C/Art Bell memorabilia.  Maybe "Art's Parts." 

[NoMoreNoory]

Damn! Ronnie and Laura the Ghostbuster Gals have been blown away by Sandy the Weather Woman...

[Immy]

How pathetic is this -

Here in Vegas, the birthplace of C2C (formerly Dreamland way back when), the first two hours of the weekday shows were replaced by The Mark Levin Show in 2010.  I have to believe it was due to a massive decline in local ratings thanks to Snoory. If it weren't for internet radio we'd miss half the show five days a week. Wait, maybe that's not a bad thing...

We revered Art and were immensely proud to have him just "over the hump" in Pahrump. He had a passion for the show, radio, his audience and the truth. Snoory is a teleprompter host.

And if I hear one more time that he got the last interview with Jimmy Hoffa...

[El Kragen]

Last years G2G was simply horrible.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Snoory is a teleprompter host....

... that can't read

[michio]

I think Lisa was working for the program during Art's last days but then he'd sold out at that point, didn't he?   I mean, in his heyday, Bell was his own producer.  He didn't need Lisa Lyin' or anyone else to do the show.  He WAS the show.

George, by contrast is the most worthless putz that's ever been on the radio.   I can't even make it through the "news" segment anymore.   Whenever there's some basically normal storm on the sun, he's telling us to "get ready" for the BIG ONE.  And he brings on that nincompoop Mitch Battros to feed us more shit.  Christ.  I mean damn, who wants to listen to, night after night, some morbid shit about some little kid or some little animal getting killed in some gruesome manner?  Or some horrific disease....aw to hell with it.    He's a morbid cocksucker, that George.

Battros said dark energy is another name for dark matter.  George's crack science brain trust solves another baffling mystery. Earth expert? Ha! Universe expert, mofo's. Power down the particle accelerator at CERN and put it in mothballs because Much Batshat is in the house. An education just got real.

George is warning us to get ready as the Sun passes gas and we're in its general direction. Mr. Noory has always thought and said, "it's not a question of if... but of when!" Listen carefully to his sage words, young ones, because you never know.  This humble and brilliant man is truly a legend in his own mind.

[Immy]

"When the sun comes up, how much devastation will we see?"

How can anyone do anything but guess?? Thankfully Stan pretty much said that. What a fecking moron! Is this what happens when George attempts to think "on the fly"?

[Doomed]

Noory seemed convinced that this storm is the worst ever. It is the beginning of the end. Its all over except the singing. His "we've never seen anything like this before" approach really horks me off. Why? Because we HAVE seen storms like this before. Oh sure, they are rare, but the have happened and will happen again. Any good weather site can tell you that. The archives at the National Hurricane center will verify. The so called storm of the century back in the early '90s was one of them. And they are not confined to the Atlantic basin either. Simply Google the Columbus day storm. That one made the storm of the century look like bad gas.
If anything, noory has figured out that the bulk of his audience now, (after the originals split) are a bunch of sponges just waiting to suck up any spewtum he blurts out. And they do. Hook, line, and sinker. Its all he has to work with. Bullshit. Stock and trade for the late night lamebrain. So much for learning anything new about super storm Sandy. On this modern day version of C2C, it aint gonna happen.

[ziznak]

I like how they were trying to figure out which countries HAARP was responsible... like there was some sort of weather control tug of war at play.... I'm sorry but it's the BS like this that keeps me listening...

[TheGrimCreeper1]

Is it me or is John Hogue the biggest douche to appear on C2C since Ed Dames? He makes general statements about disaster within a broad timeframe and then claims he nailed it when something actually happens within that timeframe. This is the same retard who predicted Rick Perry would easily win the GOP nomination this year.

[TheGrimCreeper1]

I like how they were trying to figure out which countries HAARP was responsible... like there was some sort of weather control tug of war at play.... I'm sorry but it's the BS like this that keeps me listening...

I do find it highly coincidental that there was a mega storm on the week before the election that diverted everyone's attention from the Benghazi controversy, but I wouldn't blame it on a global HAARP conspiracy to get Obama reelected. All in all I thought the Stan Deyo segment was light on facts and heavy on baseless speculation. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory seemed convinced that this storm is the worst ever. It is the beginning of the end. Its all over except the singing. His "we've never seen anything like this before" approach really horks me off...

I used to think George forgot - or never heard - what he or anyone else said on his show at the end of the night.  At some point I realized George doesn't remember anything that's ever happened - it's like the movie Groundhog Day everyday for George.

[sleeplessinca]

So Snoorey opened a storm line but no calls came in.  Poor george.  Luckily he had an ancient alien lady to talk to for the third hour.  That's his big interest, right?  Painful interview.  He completely skims across her thoughts about the gold and its uses.  The author is amiable enough but his interview is scraping the bottom as he finally asks her what that probability of her theory being right is right after he asks who created the creator?  Thats his big show stopper.  Actually, most of his questions are like that.  Maybe he should take some kind of interview Viagara cuz he is just not interested in anything except dropping his names.  I don't get why he is even having her on if he is this bored.

[SnapT]

This interview with the ancient myths lady is PAINFUL.  So awkward.  George sounds like he wants to murder her to death!  Because he can't think of a single good question and she refuses to just drone on and on like his favorite guests.

[SnapT]

"What are the odds of your story being accurate, in your opinion?"

"Um... I'd say about sixty-five percent."

"That's pretty high!  That's pretty high.  Pretty high."

UGH.

And he goes to commercial teasing the question he's about to ask her: "HOW DID YOU GET INTERESTED IN EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS?"

He's saving the big guns for the last hour!

[TheGrimCreeper1]

"What are the odds of your story being accurate, in your opinion?"

"Um... I'd say about sixty-five percent."

"That's pretty high!  That's pretty high.  Pretty high."

UGH.

And he goes to commercial teasing the question he's about to ask her: "HOW DID YOU GET INTERESTED IN EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS?"

He's saving the big guns for the last hour!

George has no big guns. Pretty sure he's shooting blanks.

[Sardondi]

I like how they were trying to figure out which countries HAARP was responsible... like there was some sort of weather control tug of war at play.... I'm sorry but it's the BS like this that keeps me listening...

Art was also very bad about having micro-vision glasses on when dealing with "exceptional events", where everything was the biggest, the worst, the most terrible. And of course it wasn't. As for weather, there's been far, far worse. Our Chicken Littles just overlook (or do they? They certainly know breathless panic sells) that worldwide, but particularly in the West we had some extraordinarily moderate weather in the 20th century. We've gotten used to the moderate weather as the mean...and it's not. Everything cycles, or swings if you prefer that allusion. So let's just get on with the business of getting on with it, and then clean up, and quit the whining and breaking our arms patting ourselves on our backs because we're such a special breed of tough birds because we're "survivors".

[Juan]

I laughed through the storm coverage.  It was filled with the sNooryisms we've all discussed.  Howard Bloom was on the line reporting from New York City - he was cut off to hear from Whitley Strieber, who was no where near the storm.  One caller from the Ohio/West Virginia area who said the wind was blowing about 20mph.  sNoory gave Maj. Ed Dames credit for a hit.  He repeatedly said the election would be delayed without citing any authority for any ability to do so (there is none.) He tried to blame the storm on HAARP and make it a conspiracy.  We also scored a "There are no coincidences - I don't know what this means" when a guest discussed a hurricane drill for the northeast in which the hurricane was named Sandy.

All in all, a sNoory to Coast AM cliche fest.

[Sardondi]

....sNoory gave Maj. Ed Dames credit for a hit....

Knew it, knew it , knew it!

...He repeatedly said the election would be delayed without citing any authority for any ability to do so (there is none.)...

But expect growing calls for that from the left momentarily based on pulled-out-of-the-ass assertions of "advantage" that Sandy has somehow given just to Romney.

[b_dubb]

i'd propose that we start a drinking game where everyone took a drink when george noory says UNBELIEVABLE during a Coast show but then we'd all die from alcohol poisoning.  while listening to Coast.  so that would be doubly unfortunate

[Sardondi]

i'd propose that we start a drinking game where everyone took a drink when george noory says UNBELIEVABLE during a Coast show but then we'd all die from alcohol poisoning.  while listening to Coast.  so that would be doubly unfortunate

It really makes you wonder how many meaningful words Noory utters during a show...and how many of those are repetitive. 

[ItsOver]

It really makes you wonder how many meaningful words Noory utters during a show...and how many of those are repetitive.

Maybe Noory's just ducking out early to hit the karaoke clubs and Tommy's playing a recording of Nooryisms.  If PremRat had their act together, they'd realize they could do that anyway, achieve the same results, and save themselves a few bucks.  Just "say no" to welfare for Noory, PremRat!

[Jasmine]

It really makes you wonder how many meaningful words Noory utters during a show...and how many of those are repetitive.

Not only repetitive, but also how many times he says the same words, over and over again.

[McPhallus]

Not only repetitive, but also how many times he says the same words, over and over again.

JASMINE!