George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

Well, it's like this. I was offered the job and although I knew I wouldn't be able to measure up and that I would surely ruin a show that was dear to hearts of many people who considered it "their" show, I am just too greedy and self-interested to care.

I can't believe you're actually able to pull off doing a show and posting on a web site at the same time....

Hincredible

[George Noory]

Enough about the show, let's talk about me. I had a great time in Minn. Met  some sexy ladies. I don't need to tell you jealous losers that scored, do I?  One gal made a real impression on Ol' Georgie.[attachimg=1]

[ziznak]

so whats your thing george?? you seem like a strictly missionary man to me...

[George Noory]

I can't believe you're actually able to pull off doing a show and posting on a web site at the same time....

Hincredible

What show? HAW HAW HAW. Blue 5x7s my friend. Tommy has rigged my chair with a device that gives me a mild electric shock when the guest stops talking and it's time to read the next question.

[George Noory]

so whats your thing george?? you seem like a strictly missionary man to me...

I'm into a lot of things that would freak you out , man.

[ziznak]

Tommy has rigged my chair with a device that gives me a mild electric shock

you are correct SIR!  Now that I think about it I really don't want to know.

[George Noory]

you are correct SIR!  Now that I think about it I really don't want to know.

I enjoy watching Tommy practice his Kung-Fu in my living room.

[George Noory]

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[PB the Deplorable]

Enough about the show, let's talk about me. I had a great time in Minn. Met  some sexy ladies...

Is it true Ian takes his out of town guests to the Hooters?  What's he like to party with?

[George Noory]

This show is a real snorefest tonight, ain't it. Where did we find this old gasbag, anyway? I know you losers just listen to the show to hear me say stupid stuff and mispronounce words that an 8th grader would know but I'm doin' purty good tonight. Not talkin' much is the secret.

[George Noory]

Is it true Ian takes his out of town guests to the Hooters?  What's he like to party with?

Bible-boy?

[Doomed]

So George, did you go to broadcast school, or did you gleen all your talent while at college?
Did you have to take certain classes like, suckage 101, or maybe do a report on the book Radio for Idiots? Those of us here are curious as hell as to how the hell you came to be so damn bad at your job, and yet you havent been given the axe? I really wanna know! If I can find a job that pays well, and all I have to do is show up and stumble thru 3 hours of bad reading and stoopid remarks, Im there!

[George Noory]

Is it true Ian takes his out of town guests to the Hooters?  What's he like to party with?

Wanna see what happened the last time we went there?

[Doomed]

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[George Noory]

So George, did you go to broadcast school, or did you gleen all your talent while at college?
Did you have to take certain classes like, suckage 101, or maybe do a report on the book Radio for Idiots? Those of us here are curious as hell as to how the hell you came to be so damn bad at your job, and yet you havent been given the axe? I really wanna know! If I can find a job that pays well, and all I have to do is show up and stumble thru 3 hours of bad reading and stoopid remarks, Im there!

Well, it all started on June 4, 1950 in Dearborn Heights, Michigan. I was one cute little fella let me tell ya. [attachimg=1]

[George Noory]

So George, did you go to broadcast school, or did you gleen all your talent while at college?
Did you have to take certain classes like, suckage 101, or maybe do a report on the book Radio for Idiots? Those of us here are curious as hell as to how the hell you came to be so damn bad at your job, and yet you havent been given the axe? I really wanna know! If I can find a job that pays well, and all I have to do is show up and stumble thru 3 hours of bad reading and stoopid remarks, Im there!

We Lebanese develop fast and I hit puberty at 5.[attachimg=1]

[George Noory]

By the time I had reached the age of 8 years old I had my own apartment and was very popular with ladies. Lost my virginity in 1958.[attachimg=1]

[PB the Deplorable]

This show is a real snorefest tonight, ain't it. Where did we find this old gasbag, anyway? I know you losers just listen to the show to hear me say stupid stuff and mispronounce words that an 8th grader would know but I'm doin' purty good tonight. Not talkin' much is the secret.

Don't forget how much George enjoys demonstrating his ignorance of phrases and common sayings. 

My personal favorite was when he was using the term 'to coin a phrase' as if it meant to repeat a common expression he was familiar with - he used it that way several times over a 2 or 3 week period.  I think George heard 'coin' and immediately thought 'take' or 'borrow'.

[WOTR]

(NOT) GEORGE NOORY. WTF?

Here is a little tip:
If you want not to be exposed the time after this as a fake Noory- gibberish is what you ought to type.  Complete sentances should not.  U are walcome for the too tips.

[George Noory]

Here is a little tip:
If you want not to be exposed the time after this as a fake Noory- gibberish is what you ought to type.  Complete sentances should not.  U are walcome for the too tips.

Writing is not a problem for me. I have trouble sayin' words and stuff.

[George Noory]

Don't forget how much George enjoys demonstrating his ignorance of phrases and common sayings. 

My personal favorite was when he was using the term 'to coin a phrase' as if it meant to repeat a common expression he was familiar with - he used it that way several times over a 2 or 3 week period.  I think George heard 'coin' and immediately thought 'take' or 'borrow'.

FUCKIN' TOMMY TOLD ME THAT'S WHAT IT MEANT!!!!!!!

[George Noory]

Boy, ain't this good radio? What the fuck is this old geezer talkin' about anyway? Jesus Christ. Is anybody at all listening to this shit? Anybody? It's a good thing that I can't loose my job.

[WOTR]

This show is a real snorefest tonight, ain't it. Where did we find this old gasbag, anyway? I know you losers just listen to the show to hear me say stupid stuff and mispronounce words that an 8th grader would know but I'm doin' purty good tonight. Not talkin' much is the secret.

I am through with the windbag for the evening.  It certainly COULD have been an interesting interview.  Regrettably, it has turned into yet another infomercial for his system.  Just buy my system and you can program away fear (he did not used to like public speaking but overcame it with his system) quit smoking (he used to smoke before his subliminal music) and used to lack everything in his life (just like us losers.)  Fortunately, I can buy his system, put on his music and be cured of my pitiful life.

Being a sucker for punishment I have now visited his site only to find Miss Montana 2011 is his new spokesperson.  Wow!  If I get his book can I look like her (perhaps with the addition of a sex change and a little hormone therapy?)

Having been an insomniac my entire life I realize that I should stop typing now and go order his system.  If I could fall asleep prior to C2C or program myself to stop listening it would be $$$ well spent.  There is a psychologist posting here- right?  Is it possible that I do not like myself and sub consciously torture myself night after night listening to the AM band as punishment?  If I start with positive affirmations might I avoid this brutal, inquisitorial form of self punishment?

[Sardondi]

Enough about the show, let's talk about me. I had a great time in Minn. Met  some sexy ladies. I don't need to tell you jealous losers that scored, do I?  One gal made a real impression on Ol' Georgie.

Okay, that's just wrong. It was so wrong I had to delete the pic in my response. Please don't do that - I haven't had my coffee. *shudder*

[ItsOver]

.......Having been an insomniac my entire life I realize that I should stop typing now and go order his system.  If I could fall asleep prior to C2C or program myself to stop listening it would be $$$ well spent.  There is a psychologist posting here- right?  Is it possible that I do not like myself and sub consciously torture myself night after night listening to the AM band as punishment?  If I start with positive affirmations might I avoid this brutal, inquisitorial form of self punishment?

Wow... you must really be an insomniac if Snooron doesn't put you to sleep after the first half hour.  I'm usually lights out after a  few minutes, unless Snooron jars me awake with one of his WTF remarks.  Admittedly, that happens more often than not. 

[b_dubb]

all the coast broadcasts for the last week and a half have been downright awful.  even Knapp's.

[coaster]

I haven't listened to coast for a long time, but I may tune in tonight. -"Michael Tellinger will reveal new archaeological and genetic evidence in support of Zecharia Sitchin's work showing that the Anunnaki created us using pieces of their own DNA." I can't imagine what kind of "evidence" he has. How could anyone have evidence of something that never happened?

[Juan]

How could anyone have evidence of something that never happened?

You simply lack imagination.
Maybe it was angels. It was no coincidence.

[Sardondi]

I haven't listened to coast for a long time, but I may tune in tonight. -"Michael Tellinger will reveal new archaeological and genetic evidence in support of Zecharia Sitchin's work showing that the Anunnaki created us using pieces of their own DNA." I can't imagine what kind of "evidence" he has. How could anyone have evidence of something that never happened?

Exactly. The way DNA ID'ing works is you take a sample of the DNA you have questions about, and you compare it against samples of "known" DNA. If, for example, you're trying to establish parentage, you take a sample from the likely suspects. That is what you call your "knowns". What you are testing is often called the "Q" sample, for "questioned". But as you see, it is vital to know the source of what you're comparing your questioned sample to. It's not so difficult when you're trying to determine who Little Johnny's papa is, and you take samples from ex-Boyfriend Robert Roe, ex-Boyfriend Charlie Coe,  and current Boyfriend Big John Doe.

But my question is, just where does this set of folks get what they're comparing the human DNA to: the "Annunaki DNA"? So obviously Tellinger is going to have to announce he has some magic double-slick way to prove that human DNA came from Annunaki, without having any Annunaki DNA to compare it to. 

[coaster]

For reasons I cannot explain, I googled this Michael Tellinger guy. I found this- 280,000 years ago, Annunaki extraterrestrials in the Deep Abzuestablished a vast machine for teleporting gold to their planet.These Annunaki extraterrestrials also devolved our DNA from a 12-strand DNA to a 2-strand DNA. Queen Elizabeth Windsor is current Annunaki bloodline planetary ruler, maintaining perpetual war, Gaia exploitation (GOD = Gold, oil, drugs), and devolving homo sapiens DNA. Her grandson, Prince William, is being groomed as planetary Annunaki bloodline King, heir to Adam’s Calendar.
And thats as far as I got before I started punching myself in the face.