George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

Why did his throat swell up if he spit the thing out? That's odd. Sounds to me like he had tonsillitus.

He suffers from "Nooryitus."  Fortunately, the disease has only been diagnosed once in history.

[sleeplessinca]

sorry folks -

i never bought that he was a full on health foodie.

junk food junkie - the truth comes out.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

That's what I'm saying. I don't figure George as a guy that cooks from scratch in the middle of the night, but pizza rolls? I never thought he'd eat something like that judging by all the health talk.

Reminds me of that John Belushi skit:  "Little Chocolate Doughnuts, The Breakfast of Champions!"

[PortlandDangler]

NORRY THE HUTT!

[sleeplessinca]

hearing him talk about swallowing - gag!!!!

[ItsOver]

It's a good thing no one's introduced Noory to a Hot Pocket yet.  He would've damn near killed himself!

Geesh.... that would have been a Weapon of Mass Destruction for The Nooron. 

[NoMoreNoory]

Oh good god. Every caller is going to mention it and he'll continue to entertain it. Pizza rolls are the new dead father.

[PChirp]

Leave it to Georgie to bring up babies biting into scorching hot pizza rolls.  What the hell?  That'd be ONE MEAN BABY! 

[Morgus]

Oh good god. Every caller is going to mention it and he'll continue to entertain it. Pizza rolls are the new dead father.

yep, almost sounds like Noory staged the event to have another story he can tell over and over - his equivalent of Art Bell's classic superglue accident story?

[George Noory]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT HURTS. [attachimg=1]

[sleeplessinca]

I actually like those things and haven't had one in a long time.

Of course I know about hot things in the microwave so no worries here.

He makes them sound like stealth bombs or something.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I'll bet the Pizza Roll was a Genetically Modified "GMO" trap that BIG FOOD used to silence Noory.  Oh well, maybe they will try again with more success next time.

[ItsOver]

Gasp.... could this mean the end of Noory's singing future??? 

[PortlandDangler]

I turned it off after the "breaking" news. What a joke! Bring on a new host!!!

[driton]

Art snuck into georges place and sabotaged his microwave.
Go Art!

[ItsOver]

I turned it off after the "breaking" news. What a joke! Bring on a new host!!!

Same here.  I couldn't take it after that.  If I'd listened any further, I'd have to call in sick for laughing my self silly.  More believable than "The Attack of the Killer Pizza Roll." 

[popple]

See! This is what happens when George deviates from his regular routine & doesn't play it safe 

[Eegah]

I had to turn Snoory off too. Every caller talking about burning their mouth on some hot food and the roof of their mouth coming off....Oh the humanity! This is about the lamest thing I ever heard. And then to continue to talk about it endlessly! This show has sunk to a new low, as if that were possible.

[ItsOver]

I'm a little surprised he didn't find a way to work in the Mexican bandito kidnappers.  I guess he's saving that for his version of "The Hangover."

[Eegah]

Gasp.... could this mean the end of Noory's singing future??? 

Only if we're lucky...

[Nucky Nolan]

Leave it to Georgie to bring up babies biting into scorching hot pizza rolls.  What the hell?  That'd be ONE MEAN BABY! 

I noticed that too.

(Not) George Noory: "Those pizza rolls were possessed by demons!"

[popple]

What happened to his claims that he eats a healthy diet?

Turmeric is a cure-all!! Delight in all the convenience store food your heart desires. You too will be able to complete 50 rounds of p90x!

[Eegah]

I actually like those things and haven't had one in a long time.

Of course I know about hot things in the microwave so no worries here.

He makes them sound like stealth bombs or something.

Who doesn't remember these from childhood? Back when it was ok to feed your children pizza rolls to snack on? Now it would be considered child abuse, but I digress...Any fool knows they are hot on the inside, but we're not talking about an ordinary fool here are we?

[PChirp]

Wonder what Linda "Molten" Howe will have to say about Georgie's scorched pie hole?  He at least picked a great night to come back on the air as he'll get some good sleep while she rambles on "quoting" and "end quoting" all night.   :

[PortlandDangler]

HOT FOOT! HOT FOOT!

[RedMichael]

Well we at least know he is obviously still on P90x with a healthy diet like that.

Maybe he felt the ground shake and knew Tommy would be there in a second. Freaked out tried to eat them too soon.

[George Noory]

I noticed that too.

(Not) George Noory: "Those pizza rolls were possessed by demons!"

No more fuckin' pizza rolls!!! Too goddamned complicated.[attachimg=1]

[RedMichael]

What if tonight's ratings are the highest in months? What if he associates his ineptness with ratings? I don't want to know what show would be like when he is not trying his best to appear competent.

[Eegah]

And who makes a nightly habit of eating CONVENIENCE STORE FOOD?  Even if it's a turkey sandwich.  That stuff is frightening!  It makes something like Jack in the Box or Taco Bell look healthy!  And they're open 24 hours, too.  If you're gonna eat shitty food, at least get it from a place that specializes in selling something resembling FOOD, as opposed to lottery tickets and porno mags.

Microwaved pizza rolls are the lowest form of food.

So every night after leaving the show he stops in for a convenience store sandwich. Another piece of the puzzle folks...

[misssirveaux]

Linda's been rambling for thirty minutes now.  I imagine everyone in the studio who hadn't yet seen the wonders of George's mouth has now seen them.  And probably the people across the street at the Circle K, too.