George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

I'm bailing.  2 hours of Noory is all I can handle tonight.  G'night all.

[21st Century Man]

It drove so many of us here to Bellgab because... George Noory Sucks 

And always will.  G'night, TL.

[UFQuack]

And half way through the show Jorch starts mumbling and whispering and telling his schedule like it's five minutes till the end of the show. Unbeleafable!

Sometimes I think he wouldn't know it if he fell off the air, he'd still be there scheduling, whispering, mumbling through his mustache and dreaming.

One George has an intro which tells people to get into their jammies, the other Jorch practically hosts the show in his.

It's even worse when he brings in his producer who also comes in whispering. They should change the name to Pillowtalk in the AM, the two of them resting in bed with microphones lowered down to them.

[ItsOver]

I'm sorry I missed Ian.  I'm not sorry I missed Jorch.

[ShayP]

Okay...I was curious to hear what Ian Punnett had to offer as the guest. I fell asleep with the radio on before C2C aired.  I did wake up briefly while it was airing. Unfortunately it was after Ian's segment.  Did I really hear someone talk about Noxzema and bed bugs?  Something to the effect that if you feed bed bugs Noxzema it kills them.  Thankfully I quickly fell back to sleep.

[ziznak]

I took a lil dip in the noory pool of suck last night.  I grabbed some recent show on yewtooob.  Jorch was an idiot as usual and i fell asleep in like 5 mins. 

Then I awoke this morning to the mating call of a Quayle.... "aaaaaaaah aaaaah aaaaah" he called out... "ahhhh ahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaah giants aaaaah aaaaaah aaaaaah nephilim aaaaaaaaah"

I love hearing noory say "neflum"

[ItsOver]

https://twitter.com/coasttocoastam/status/744741891967619072

Jorch looks more frazzled than usual at his Sucking For Dollars in St. Louis.



Maybe it's because those choice balcony seats didn't quite sell out.

[ShayP]

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[zeebo]

I love hearing noory say "neflum"

lol .. it's fun to say too, I just tried it

[ItsOver]

YOU CAN BUY THIS DOWNLOAD FOR $2.99! 

I'm holding out for the $.99 special plus a free copy of his book "Pizza Rolls, Parades, and Portals.  Thuh Trooth!" by Dave Noorie, actually written by somebody whose name will be in a font so small you won't be able to read it.

[ald]

I haven't posted here in a while. But the other day I decided to fall sleep with the radio on. I thought to myself, "I guess I'll tune in to some C2C". So some lady calls in to tell Noory about her suspected abduction experience. What does Noory say? "You need professional help". Why hasn't this guy been fired? Not just that. It seems he is moving from the ufo thing. The other nights show was on managing finances. Wtf? If I tune in to c2c it's for ghost, big foot, aliens, time travel, etc. Where is Art Bell? We need a new c2c show.

[NoMoreNoory]

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Sweet. I was considering forking out 19.99 for the ppv, but forgot. At least, I remembered with about half an hour  to go, but was too late. At some point in the night, I heard Joorch and Tommee discussing his 'live stage show event'. Noory said he especially enjoys the bit where he asks 'any former and current members of the armed forces to stand up, and the band plays When Johnnie Comes Marching Home'. Tommee said 'But did you notice I did something new this time?' Yes, Joorch had spotted that Tommee projected the Stars And Sripes behind him. Vomit.
I swear Ian was taking the piss out of Joorch. Straight off, he said how much he enjoys the Here's What's Happaneen segment. 'Nobody does those news items quite like you. It's effortless.' And when Joorch told him about the stage show, Ian was straight in with 'Do you sing?' and 'Do you dance as well?' which drew some weird response that I can't remember exactly but involved Joorch being mobile and stationary at the same time. I bet privately Ian thinks Noory is as much of a joke as we do.

[albrecht]

Okay...I was curious to hear what Ian Punnett had to offer as the guest. I fell asleep with the radio on before C2C aired.  I did wake up briefly while it was airing. Unfortunately it was after Ian's segment.  Did I really hear someone talk about Noxzema and bed bugs?  Something to the effect that if you feed bed bugs Noxzema it kills them.  Thankfully I quickly fell back to sleep.

Yes, you did. Caller also says it works on tics and he has written the company and told them. He seemed confused why Noxzema is not being advertised as a pesticide. You also should use plastics and laminated wood because bugs don't infest them. "I know one thing, they should use Noxzema in Long Island and Montauk Point...." "They are little and hideous" Norry: "what it is about the Noxzema that they like?" Caller: "no no no, they think its food and they have mouths on the bottom, Noxzema constipates them, basically."***

ps: you also missed Norry answering a caller's question lecturing the caller and listeners about how to be a good talk show host and interviewer. He cited his interview with Dr.Pepper the other night as an example. I thought the best part of that interview was waiting for some caller to giggle as they addressed "Dr.Pepper" or ask him if he had any connection to the beverage.

pps: you also missed Norry whistling the main theme of "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" and Tommy never heard of it and didn't recognize it. "Name That Tune" will soon likely become a segment when it comes time to give away unread books.

*** a lady caller called in and said lemon juice is better than Noxema on dogs. And replacing mattresses with polyurethane to stop bed bugs and the polyurethane that cause damage to the central nervous system and catch on fire because they are petroleum based. And then they mandated chemicals as fire retardant that are causing cancers, kidney failure, dry eyes- even if you have sheets.

[zeebo]

C.A. Fitts tonite to tell you how you're investing wrong and even if you do it the right way you're still probably hosed.

[zeebo]

George asks: "Where do these foreigners get so much money?"

[diowulf]

I haven't posted here in a while. But the other day I decided to fall sleep with the radio on. I thought to myself, "I guess I'll tune in to some C2C". So some lady calls in to tell Noory about her suspected abduction experience. What does Noory say? "You need professional help". Why hasn't this guy been fired? Not just that. It seems he is moving from the ufo thing. The other nights show was on managing finances. Wtf? If I tune in to c2c it's for ghost, big foot, aliens, time travel, etc. Where is Art Bell? We need a new c2c show.

Yes the ufo, Bigfoot, etc shows seem to be especially absent recently. Still some ghost stuff because it fits in a little better with new age. I would tune into Clark Howard or Dave Ramsey for financial advice, not Coast to Coast

[ItsOver]

George asks: "Where do these foreigners get so much money?"

Next up, "How do yeeewww get to be a fereigner?"

[ziznak]

he's being a worker in the light... I can't bleef it... a real "light bean!!"  Is she handing him 5 dollars?

[PaulAtreides]

So the other night George refers to a weapons "cache" as a weapons  "cash shay."  That's our boy.

[ItsOver]

he's being a worker in the light... I can't bleef it... a real "light bean!!"  Is she handing him 5 dollars?

It's just a one.  However, lap dances are $20.  Jorch doesn't come cheap.

[ShayP]

So the other night George refers to a weapons "cache" as a weapons  "cash shay."  That's our boy.

I'll take some cash. 

[albrecht]

I'll take some cash. 

You could use it to buy Noxzema and lemon juice and kill bugs!

[UFQuack]

Oh man, too funny!

And that pic there is like televangelist Jorch performing a faith healing!

Maybe she was moved by the Spirit of Stupidity, spoke in tongues (ie unintelligible drivel) and then went numb with stupidity forever after. Or as Jorch calls it, successfully cured.

[JesusJuice]

Paging Juan Cena


Tonight:

First Half: Independent author and researcher Ashton Gray has been compiling a database of facts about the Watergate break-in and contends that the first break-in never happened, and that the offices of the Democratic National Committee were never bugged. The story involves Nixon, the CIA, L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, Shafica Karagulla, and remote viewing in order to install Ford and Rockefeller into power.


Second Half: Matthew Petti says his decades-long research has uncovered a remarkable story about the human race and a higher realm of existence. He'll discuss a new context for our history including how the Great Pyramids were built by a previous race of superior humans who populated Atlantis 4-7 million years ago.

[ItsOver]

Jorch's Sucking for Dollars tour stumbles into Asheville, NC in August.  Lucky bastards.

'Hold on and get ready to see a show like nothing else! Join three time Emmy Award winner and host of Coast to Coast AM, George Noory for a night of fun as he welcomes Ufologist Micah Hanks, The Paul Revere of our century, William R. Forstchen, and Paranormal Investigator extraordinaire, Joshua P. Warren. 
Watch the Promotional Video here! "   

http://www.dropbox.com/s/fkahr4jvtzn3zf2/Noory%20Asheville%20Video%20Spot.mp4?dl=0 

Tickets: $106

[Dateline]

Norry has made such an impression or NOT that a new name for Coast has been submitted:

"The Zero Hours" hosted by Norry Zero.

[Robert]

Okay...I was curious to hear what Ian Punnett had to offer as the guest.

One thing he offered was his ostensible opinion that C2C hasn't suffered in his absence, that it's continued to get better.  I should e-mail him to explain otherwise, but I think I might've already done that a while ago.

[Robert]

It seems he is moving from the ufo thing. The other nights show was on managing finances. Wtf? If I tune in to c2c it's for ghost, big foot, aliens, time travel, etc. Where is Art Bell? We need a new c2c show.

But Art Bell's the one who said Noory should take the show in his own directions.

I don't blame the producers, or whomever, one bit for moving C2C away from a tight focus on the paranormal.  I'm interested in the fringe, "alternative" views, which can include but are not limited to the paranormal.  Unfortunately when it comes to what Catherine Austin Fitz was on about, the fringe & the "alternative" in regard to personal finances were plumbed out in the 1970s & 1980s already on talk shows.

But I don't believe paranormal subjects to be plumbed out; the shows are just in a rut when it comes to them.  The problem is that as George Hansen pointed out in The Trickster and the Paranormal, there's not a lot of $ in it, so the field seems to be fully occupied by the few who can attract it.   It's not, though, but it's going to take some real journalistic & research work to dig out the unaired stuff & the people who are into it.

[Robert]

'Nobody does those news items quite like you. It's effortless.'

Is funny because is true!

[Morgus]

Longtime caller Will from Madison, Wisconsin just got on yet again with Noory just now - this time calling as "William"
So far no mention of the Finnish language this time...