George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Richard Groyper]

I'm in, Zeeb, if I'm still awake.  I shouldn't tell a squirrel, but I've got a cache of dark chocolate pecan cinnamon bars to enjoy while Linda drones me into a stupor.  Hopefully, Jorch will be in his usual LMH stupor, as well.

I heard LMH & Hoagland role played as squirrels. Linda found nuts. Hee hee

[albrecht]

Norry will be "Livin' It Up In Asheville" on Sat in Aug twenty-seethveth. A Danheiser/Wagner Entertainment production. $106. More than Hank Jr concert down here. Aint right, I tell ya. And likely some carry-over audience. 

[Dateline]

All those hill people and Appalachians cannot afford those stiff fees.  However, I heard that one family was going to pool their disability checks and pitch in for one seat.  They will stack themselves up accordingly.

[Dateline]

I think I deserve at least $106.00 dollars to be paid to me for spending three hours of listening to Norry.  That would just be the tip, and the remaining bill would be sent to GN Productions.  That would really be living it up.

[TigerLily]

All set. Lay it on me Linda

[zeebo]

Me too, TL.  Got the lights dimmed, a chilled martini to sip, and my mind ready for high strangeness.

[TigerLily]

I was listening to DTRN . Had this very interesting guy talking about Yoga and Ayurveda. Then went into a Dark City

Linda couldn't wait to shut up Noory.   . 

[zeebo]

Linda couldn't wait to shut up Noory.   .

Linda loves us.

[TigerLily]

So do I.  I feel like I'm still recovering from last night's Hoagie--rama of hilarity

[TigerLily]

Linda loves us.

It's a love fest. And an anti-Noory conspiracy

[zeebo]

Hee hee George is trying a new tactic, playing "It Ain't Me, Babe" - a little reverse psychology. 

[zeebo]

So do I.  I feel like I'm still recovering from last night's Hoagie--rama of hilarity

That was a kick.  I got my mind right after earlier in the week.  The key is not taking it even 1% seriously. 

[TigerLily]

Linda is way too smart to be lured in by such weak tactics. Better step up your game, Dave

[UFQuack]

Hee hee George is trying a new tactic, playing "It Ain't Me, Babe" - a little reverse psychology.

True, haha

[zeebo]

Ok, just sat down with my second martini, lights dimmed a bit more.  Antarctica story upcoming.  Gettin into the LMH groove.  May not post again.  Enjoy the rest of the show all.

[TigerLily]

*sigh*  lowered expectations and an evil sense of humor now survival tactics

[Dateline]

Breaking news:  There will be a new intro song beginning on July 1, 2016:  "Saved By Zero"  Hosted by Norry Zero, on Zero Hour.

[TigerLily]

Ok, just sat down with my second martini, lights dimmed a bit more.  Antarctica story upcoming.  Gettin into the LMH groove.  May not post again.  Enjoy the rest of the show all.

You too

[Dr. MD MD]

That was a kick.  I got my mind right after earlier in the week.  The key is not taking it even 1% seriously. 

No! The key is in only taking it 19.5% seriously. 

It's in the data! 

[TigerLily]

That was a good story. Wonder if the two scientists they had to rescue because of some mysterious illness they wouldn't disclose could be related? After all there are no coinshidenshes

[TigerLily]

No! The key is in only taking it 19.5% seriously. 

It's in the data! 

Doctor I believe your ratio of serious to ridiculous is much too high.  Check your data. It's in the model. Or check your model. It's in the data. Or ...

[TigerLily]

Shtunning shtories. Sheesh

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Loud booms could be from nearby steel production factory. Most plausible theory yet.

[TigerLily]

Loud booms could be from nearby steel production factory. Most plausible theory yet.

Unusually terrestrial. But does have a special steel conspiracy and U.S. sneers at Canada's discomfort

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I wonder if this guest (she worked at NASA in Houston) knows GravitySucks.

[WOTR]

Norry will be "Livin' It Up In Asheville" on Sat in Aug twenty-seethveth. A Danheiser/Wagner Entertainment production. $106. More than Hank Jr concert down here. Aint right, I tell ya. And likely some carry-over audience. 

But it's not JUST Noorie!  You also get "Ufologist Micah Hanks, The Paul Revere of our century, William R. Forstchen, and Paranormal Investigator extraordinaire, Joshua P. Warren."

The fact that there are enough people out there willing to pay $106 to see these clowns lowers my faith in humanity (oh, and it is USD- to that is like $500 CAD.)

[21st Century Man]

But it's not JUST Noorie!  You also get "Ufologist Micah Hanks, The Paul Revere of our century, William R. Forstchen, and Paranormal Investigator extraordinaire, Joshua P. Warren."

The fact that there are enough people out there willing to pay $106 to see these clowns lowers my faith in humanity (oh, and it is USD- to that is like $500 CAD.)

I'm 200 miles from Asheville.  Hopefully Noory will get abducted on the mountain roads around town.  Brown Mt. sounds like a good place.

[TigerLily]

I wonder if this guest (she worked at NASA in Houston) knows GravitySucks.

I imagine it's a huge place but I was wondering the same thing

[TigerLily]

I thought the $106 was a joke. But the joke is on the people willing to pay

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This is a pretty good story about how Neil Armstrong had nothing related to the moon in his house-didn't want to be part of it.