George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Zetaspeak]

I'm going to document everything Quayle mentioned in this post.I posted it in the MITD thread originally. This post starts with Tigerlily's summations and then I took over.

I didn't listen to Quayle last night, but he is one of those odd guests. The preview of him guesting on the show always sounds pretty good (a bunch of wacky original C2C type topics)  but every time I tune into him I always end up hearing about religion and politics talk from him. 

[ItsOver]

George's penis and testicles are merely ornamental at his stage in life.  Someone using the P word just reminds him of better days.

Jorch calls it his "pee pee."  Ma Noory taught him well.

Jorch is planning to butcher 4 songs at his big St. Louis "lewk at me!  Um important!" weenie fest.

[aldousburbank]

Bill Handel did a great takedown commentary on Noory in the first few minutes of his show this morning. Funny, worthwhile listening. 
http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/616/2016/06/mp3/default/_6_15__6am_hotn_0_1465985869.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=LOSANGELES-CA&NG_FORMAT=&SITE_ID=616&STATION_ID=KFI-AM&PCAST_AUTHOR

[Robert]

I didn't listen to Quayle last night, but he is one of those odd guests. The preview of him guesting on the show always sounds pretty good (a bunch of wacky original C2C type topics)  but every time I tune into him I always end up hearing about religion and politics talk from him. 

Same here.  I keep fooling myself into listening to him, only to remember, oof!, this is one of those guys I've got to remember not to tune in for.

[NoMoreNoory]

Jorch calls it his "pee pee."  Ma Noory taught him well.

Jorch is planning to butcher 4 songs at his big St. Louis "lewk at me!  Um important!" weenie fest.

Very tempted to fork out the $19.99 for the ppv.

Meanwhile, I belatedly offer this gem George came up with while discussing the possible weaponisation of sound with Mary Roach. It is a kind of genius.

"Don't we have the kinds of weapons that would create such a horrible hearing noise that it would render somebody down to their knees?"

[Dateline]

I understand there is going to be a Norry walking tour also.  The first stop will be the St. Louis County Courthouse where memories abound of the true Norry.

[21st Century Man]

I understand there is going to be a Norry walking tour also.  The first stop will be the St. Louis County Courthouse where memories abound of the true Norry.

Yep, his divorce proceedings.  LOL.

[Designx]

I went to see The Conjuring 2 today - there was what I think is a reference to Noory and his Elvis act in the movie.

[albrecht]

I'm going to document everything Quayle mentioned in this post.I posted it in the MITD thread originally. This post starts with Tigerlily's summations and then I took over.

Classic. Great job. Steve Quayle is hilarious. He can "connect the dots" of every theory, event, etc. He never takes a breath. In another life he could've been an auctioneer or rapper. Love him and especially like his daughter.

[zeebo]

There's a "tribute" show tonite, wherein George will just play a bunch of old clips with generic intros e.g. "This is a great interview with [guest] ... We sure miss [guest] ... [he/she] was really great." 

[albrecht]

There's a "tribute" show tonite, wherein George will just play a bunch of old clips with generic intros e.g. "This is a great interview with [guest] ... We sure miss [guest] ... [he/she] was really great."

It would be better to just play the actual interview with the now-dead guests when Art, Ian, or Knapp interviewed them.

[21st Century Man]

Classic. Great job. Steve Quayle is hilarious. He can "connect the dots" of every theory, event, etc. He never takes a breath. In another life he could've been an auctioneer or rapper. Love him and especially like his daughter.

Thanks, albrecht.     It is always fun listening to Quayle.

[21st Century Man]

There's a "tribute" show tonite, wherein George will just play a bunch of old clips with generic intros e.g. "This is a great interview with [guest] ... We sure miss [guest] ... [he/she] was really great."

In Memoriam.  I'm waiting for the tribute where everybody reminisces about Jorch.

[albrecht]

Thanks, albrecht.     It is always fun listening to Quayle.

Last night intro segment was funny. Howard Bloom was on for a news comment. Norry set-up the situation by saying the usual, popular talking-point and caveat "not all of them" and then Bloom went into a rant and ended with for "going on for about 1450" years. Saying, basically, the correct position that the problem is Islam, not some particularly modern group. Politics aside, Norry had problems pronouncing the name of the Columbia hitman who is, apparently, a youtube sensation- Velasquez and then some hesitation and trouble saying the names of some cookies recalled: Keebler and Famous Amos.

[NoMoreNoory]

There's a "tribute" show tonite, wherein George will just play a bunch of old clips with generic intros e.g. "This is a great interview with [guest] ... We sure miss [guest] ... [he/she] was really great."

Dearly Departed III. After Gerald Cilente in the first hour. It'll allow Joorch to slip out early and begin his preparations for his glorious 'homecoming' in St Louis on Saturday. A quick glance at the theatre website reveals that 'Balcony tickets will become available when needed'. Not yet they ain't. Orchestra is less than half full. What is wrong with the people of St Louis??
Intrigued that this is presented by local radio station with TD Entertainment (Tommee, clearly) and GN Productions. His Stage show in Asheville in August is presented by Danheiser/Wagner Entertainment. I wonder how many sub-companies they need to carve up their Empire?

[NoMoreNoory]

Politics aside, Norry had problems pronouncing the name of the Columbia hitman who is, apparently, a youtube sensation- Velasquez and then some hesitation and trouble saying the names of some cookies recalled: Keebler and Famous Amos.

Yes! He kept pronouncing it as 'Veller-skwez' and the cartel as " Meddlin' "

[Robert]

It would be better to just play the actual interview with the now-dead guests when Art, Ian, or Knapp interviewed them.

I'd much rather hear from them now via spirit medium.  Or a committee of spirit media.  Especially interested in what John Keel would say about the experience of being dead.

[JesusJuice]

Caller just called out the international ZOG machine and how the jews did 9/11 and Noory let him finish!

[Morgus]

Dearly Departed III. After Gerald Cilente in the first hour. It'll allow Joorch to slip out early and begin his preparations for his glorious 'homecoming' in St Louis on Saturday. A quick glance at the theatre website reveals that 'Balcony tickets will become available when needed'. Not yet they ain't. Orchestra is less than half full. What is wrong with the people of St Louis??
Intrigued that this is presented by local radio station with TD Entertainment (Tommee, clearly) and GN Productions. His Stage show in Asheville in August is presented by Danheiser/Wagner Entertainment. I wonder how many sub-companies they need to carve up their Empire?

Makes sense that Noory does it the night before he takes off for a 3day weekend.
He can snooze thru most of the show that way.
Fortunately we get a double-dose of George Knapp hosting this weekend though!

[pate]

Jorge, yew fad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acvIVA9-FMQ

En thyme, soor!


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[UFQuack]

In Honor of Snorch's Dearly Departed Special III:



(You can drop your own Prince Youtube "Let's Go Crazy" link here)

[ShayP]

I had to chuckle when Noory closed the program with this:

"This concludes our Coast dead people's program. There are many, many more."

Then he thanks the producers, etc.

Ohhh George....

[ItsOver]

I had to chuckle when Noory closed the program with this:

"This concludes our Coast dead people's program. There are many, many more."

Then he thanks the producers, etc.

Ohhh George....

Ha!  "Dead people's program?"  Programming for zombies?



Keep those Dead People's programs coming Jorch!  I hear they're a very desirable advertising demographic.  There's so many of them.

[albrecht]

I had to chuckle when Noory closed the program with this:

"This concludes our Coast dead people's program. There are many, many more."

Then he thanks the producers, etc.

Ohhh George....

The night before he was mentioning up-coming programs and he also used the phrase "our Coast dead people program." I thought at the time maybe a simply Norryism mistake but also cavalier and un-tributelike (is that a word) calling the show that.

[Dateline]

Everyone wants Norry LIVE!

So, Norry will next return home to San Martinez, and will have a live stage show or a stage show on life support.  He will have three formidable guests including the one-minute wonder

FALKIE GEORGE SENDA!!!!!!!!

Special guest will be SWEET KATHY!!!!!!!

And for the icing on the cake:  RATTIE PATTIE!!!!!!!!

He will interview each of the enticing characters at the San Martinez Civic Center.

And, for a special treat there will be a mystery guest,  (Someone Falkie duct-taped up as hostage at Starbucks.)

And for your musical enjoyment Norry will scope your ears with not one, not two, not three but four of these special voice-picked songs:

1.  "How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?"

2    "I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"  This is a Norry Johnnie Cash favorite.

3.   "If My Nose Was Running Money I Would Spend It All On You" and

finally, "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long."  by the obscure group The Cherry Bombs.

Brought to you by Take-A-Dump Productions and Goodness No Entertainment.


My review and advice:  Norry, you should have stuck with the harmonica.

[Dateline]

She deserved better.  Nobody needs a heartless Norry zero.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

How is Noory tonight?

[Morgus]

How is Noory tonight?

He took the night off for his big live event tomorrow.
Jommy Church is filling in.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

He took the night off for his big live event tomorrow.
Jommy Church is filling in.

Jommy is a good name for him.

[ItsOver]

Jommy is a good name for him.

Jommy makes my skin crawl.  He does a great Beavis and Butthead imitation.