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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 27, 2016, 05:30:29 PM
I would bet they've taken a roll in the ol' hay at some point, George and Linda.

The coquetry is unlike anything you see (or hear) on talk radio.

George serenading Linda ........
What song would he choose ?

Duet afterwards ...... 8)

Dateline

Quote from: UFQuack on June 02, 2016, 01:17:08 AM


This new marketing incentive should replace the one that expired May 31, 2016.  That one was a free month of Coast Insider for .99 cents.

There should be plenty of the little offspring to meet the heavy demand. 

Has anyone seen the new pose of Norry with a little furry baby on his shoulder?  One is also there where he has his legs open wide on some type of black bench.  There is a whole nest of them in his lap.  He is just oozing with love for the Premrats.


albrecht

Patty Greer was really something last night. Went on and on about "trolls." And I find her explanation of how crop circles clearly made by men was still connected to plasma because Mother Earth worked through people in those cases. I was very much waiting for Norry to chime in about the rat-eaters. Unfortunately I have other plans but "Contact In the Desert" looks like it would actually be a fun time. Seems like every "expert," "researcher," and psychic will be in attendance. And Patty mentioned she was ready to party.

Quote from: albrecht on June 02, 2016, 03:17:37 PM
Patty Greer was really something last night. Went on and on about "trolls." And I find her explanation of how crop circles clearly made by men was still connected to plasma because Mother Earth worked through people in those cases. I was very much waiting for Norry to chime in about the rat-eaters. Unfortunately I have other plans but "Contact In the Desert" looks like it would actually be a fun time. Seems like every "expert," "researcher," and psychic will be in attendance. And Patty mentioned she was ready to party.

She was on with Knapp a while back. It was an interesting show, she knows her stuff but she said at the time that she'd been sidelined by National Geographic who followed them around filming and then did a hatchet job, surprise, surprise. I wonder if these are the troll she was talking about. At the time, it was still fresh and she was livid by what she considered a huge bait and switch.


zeebo

"People are whacked out! What's going on with people?" ... yep, he still says it.

In a world of constant change, there is:

Quote from: zeebo on June 02, 2016, 10:14:49 PM
"People are whacked out! What's going on with people?" ... yep, he still says it.

Kind of comforting, really.

Quote from: zeebo on June 02, 2016, 10:14:49 PM
"People are whacked out! What's going on with people?" ... yep, he still says it.

If there's any self-awareness however dim in that noggin of his, he's got to realize that in some small way he's contributed to the general whackiness "out there" every time he lets one of his nuttier political and/or financial guests let loose. The question is, does he care?

ItsOver

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on June 03, 2016, 03:10:05 AM
If there's any self-awareness however dim in that noggin of his, he's got to realize that in some small way he's contributed to the general whackiness "out there" every time he lets one of his nuttier political and/or financial guests let loose. The question is, does he care?
Nope.  Just keep that PremRat check coming and the Quikee Mart stocked with turkee on whole wheat.  Jorch is laughing all the way to his next crooning fest.


Quote from: ItsOver on June 03, 2016, 05:43:59 AM
Nope.  Just keep that PremRat check coming and the Quikee Mart stocked with turkee on whole wheat.  Jorch is laughing all the way to his next crooning fest.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 03, 2016, 01:20:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g

You HAD to go and post that, just while I was enjoying my iced coffee and free Strawberry Dunkin Donut. Gah! That lounge lizard could clear a room in seconds.

Quote from: ItsOver on June 03, 2016, 05:43:59 AM
Nope.  Just keep that PremRat check coming and the Quikee Mart stocked with turkee on whole wheat.  Jorch is laughing all the way to his next crooning fest.



FIFY


Quote from: Unscreened Caller on June 03, 2016, 02:11:40 PM
You HAD to go and post that, just while I was enjoying my iced coffee and free Strawberry Dunkin Donut. Gah! That lounge lizard could clear a room in seconds.

LOL.  At least I didn't make you press play.  You only have yourself to blame for that!  LOL.  ;)

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 03, 2016, 02:21:56 PM
LOL.  At least I didn't make you press play.  You only have yourself to blame for that!  LOL.  ;)

2:08 is when the good stuff starts.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 03, 2016, 02:25:01 PM
2:08 is when the good stuff starts.

He sounds like a male version of Ethel Merman.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 03, 2016, 02:25:01 PM
2:08 is when the good stuff starts.

In this context, "good" is a term which is entirely subjective.  :)


albrecht

Imagine paying to listen to his crooning in sweltering 115 degree conditions? You can. "Contact in the Desert" is this weekend. Just about every psychic, hack, expert, researcher, contactee, and radio host will be there. What would happen to the industry if Niburu's "kill shot" decided to hit there this weekend!?
http://contactinthedesert.com/

Quote from: albrecht on June 03, 2016, 03:12:43 PM
Imagine paying to listen to his crooning in sweltering 115 degree conditions? You can. "Contact in the Desert" is this weekend...

We interrupt this our musical entertainment to play uh little sumpthin' from our friend with his pulse on America, The Guy From Pittsburgh

Quote from: albrecht on June 03, 2016, 03:12:43 PM
Imagine paying to listen to his crooning in sweltering 115 degree conditions

I couldn't imagine listening to his crooning in an air conditioned, oak panelled, plush banquette lined supper club much less sweltering 115 degree conditions unless I were drugged and held against my will with duct tape. He reminds me of the Bill Murray lounge lizard from SNL.

https://youtu.be/7-t2n_jk1QM


JesusJuice

Happy birthday to the king of late night radio: George Noory.

Dateline

Norry, you never wished HER Happy Birthday.


Nebraska888

Quote from: zeebo on June 02, 2016, 10:14:49 PM
"People are whacked out! What's going on with people?" ... yep, he still says it.

God help us.


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