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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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So...  During the June 2 show, at 1:30am, George Noory asked 22-year old guest medium Monica Ten-Kate if she likes animals.

Just Me

In another time like long ago in 97 I was on dial up listening to Art Bell some where in time late one night when my computer exploded in a bright flash of light. I wonder if that was a paranormal event or if Art did that.

136 or 142

Steve Quayle returns on Tuesday.  Should make for an entertaining ten minutes.  Unfortunately, he might be on for the full four hours.

GravitySucks

Quote from: 136 or 142 on June 12, 2016, 11:23:18 AM
Steve Quayle returns on Tuesday.  Should make for an entertaining ten minutes.  Unfortunately, he might be on for the full four hours.

He talks like you type.

TigerLily

Quote from: HAUnted TEXan on June 07, 2016, 07:13:45 PM
Now, if you had a Savannah cat like my Zizi, she would freak you out by carrying a dishcloth in her mouth and drop it where the puke was..... like she did when her sister lost her lunch.... though I was in a twilight zone episode... Breeder told me she did the same thing there... scary smart breed...

This is way late but wanted to say, "Hello, Gorgeous!".   I watched the video too. Very cool. Closest I got to a cleaning cat was one who when he was a kitten would lick up cat vomit. He outgrew it and now let's his servant do it.   :P

I bet  Noory is pissed off that this happened on a night he is supposed to be off.  He can't dwell on the lurid details and do his fake Walter Cronkite schtick.  Instead Lee Cigar will be hosting and probably ask us to focus on sending positive vibes and energy to the victims and their families.  Ah well.  I won't be listening anyway.

pate

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on June 11, 2016, 09:55:24 PM

Self loathing Noron's cringe-worthy persona never sleeps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfvq1J7eVpU

Thas, tru!

ediot:  Muck-luyk like pro-morphonicifers I er-read the ISBN page, as if I was anative(s[p]) and werlds uphen....

Twedioto:  Mr. Roboto!

Izintit?

Quote from: ItsOver on June 11, 2016, 08:07:52 AM
Comes home?  To St. Louis?  Technically, the Detroit area should be his hometown, as his birthplace and where he grew up.  I thought he made regular trips back and forth between St. Louis and LA, anyway, to do things such as check on the beloved dog he gave away.  ::)

Leave to it to Jorch to decide where his hometown is going to be, based upon self-serving promotion.  Home is where the bucks are at the moment.
Gee, do you think he will be bringing copies of his forthcoming crappy book?

Gyoza Girl

Interesting to hear Lisa Garr's guest, Columbia University medical school dean Dr. Lee Goldman, caution against the use of supplements on last night's show. He also emphasized that statin drugs work very well in lowering cholesterol. Not sure if this was meant as a shot against some of the medical quackery on the show, but wouldn't be surprised.

ItsOver

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on June 13, 2016, 03:45:18 PM
Interesting to hear Lisa Garr's guest, Columbia University medical school dean Dr. Lee Goldman, caution against the use of supplements on last night's show. He also emphasized that statin drugs work very well in lowering cholesterol. Not sure if this was meant as a shot against some of the medical quackery on the show, but wouldn't be surprised.
Who knows, anymore.

http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20160613/are-high-cholesterol-levels-bad-older-people

"Do you feel lucky?"


VtaGeezer

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on June 13, 2016, 03:45:18 PM
Interesting to hear Lisa Garr's guest, Columbia University medical school dean Dr. Lee Goldman, caution against the use of supplements on last night's show. He also emphasized that statin drugs work very well in lowering cholesterol. Not sure if this was meant as a shot against some of the medical quackery on the show, but wouldn't be surprised.
Never mind.  Noory is having the veterinarian on tonight to debunk.

Dateline

Later in the week there will be a round-table discussion made up of a Medicine Man, a Shaman, an Energy Healer, and a Duck Doctor to further analyze and recommend solutions to  your health. 

This is not critical health update but just ordinary day-to-day solutions to your everyday health problems.  Meaning he has not found a way to info-market their advise yet.

Dateline

Norry, should have given us a break from criticalhealthnews.com, but I suppose money talks.

I marvel that Noory's favorite quack isn't in jail.


michio

It's not a fluke when Georgie reiterates he believes the disco music in 'The Martian' came from someone listening to C2CAM bumpers. He may as well add "Guardians of the Galaxy' to his list, and any other movie that uses music from those years..   ::)

ItsOver

Quote from: michio on June 14, 2016, 05:29:34 AM
It's not a fluke when Georgie reiterates he believes the disco music in 'The Martian' came from someone listening to C2CAM bumpers. He may as well add "Guardians of the Galaxy' to his list, and any other movie that uses music from those years..   ::)
I woke up in the middle of the night and had the pleasure of catching that remark.  Yeah, Jorch the whole world is stealing the music selections you stole from Art Bell.  Fortunately, the world hasn't been stealing your submerging artist selections or scheduling you for Madison Garden crooning performances.

Dateline

SHE is impoverished.  NORRY should send HER a courtesy ticket.  YOU did that for FALKIE.

Morgus

Quote from: ItsOver on June 14, 2016, 06:22:59 AM
I woke up in the middle of the night and had the pleasure of catching that remark.  Yeah, Jorch the whole world is stealing the music selections you stole from Art Bell.  Fortunately, the world hasn't been stealing your submerging artist selections or scheduling you for Madison Garden crooning performances.
Yep Noory is clueless again.
They weren't listening to Noory's c2cam and his bumper music, obviously The Martian producers were classic Art Bell listeners from years ago...

Morgus

Several times last night Noory got scared with his guest's use of certain words like "PENIS"
When Noory objected to that, the guest told him "but you are on late enough for that" but Noory wants his show G-Rated regardless.
At one point in the interview, Noory couldn't even bring himself to use the word "urine" and subsituted "stuff" or "junk" it sounded like...

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on June 14, 2016, 03:28:08 PM
Several times last night Noory got scared with his guest's use of certain words like "PENIS"
When Noory objected to that, the guest told him "but you are on late enough for that" but Noory wants his show G-Rated regardless.
At one point in the interview, Noory couldn't even bring himself to use the word "urine" and subsituted "stuff" or "junk" it sounded like...
I think he corrected his veterinarian expert who was talking about urine for someone with kidney problem who, after eating more eggs, no gluten, and taking his supplements and 'special sauces,' will be able to piss more. And then with Mary Norry got very concerned that she used "Penis" even it was in the dictionary and in a medical regard to transplants. Norry was pulled out of health class so he couldn't learn about 'yucky' body-changes in puberty and human reproduction.

Quote from: Morgus on June 14, 2016, 03:28:08 PM
... At one point in the interview, Noory couldn't even bring himself to use the word "urine" and subsituted "stuff" or "junk" it sounded like...

At least he will use the word if it's part of a formal name, like the Shroud of Urine.

Quote from: Morgus on June 14, 2016, 03:28:08 PM
... Noory couldn't even bring himself to use the word "urine" and subsituted "stuff" or "junk"...

Like that's better.  ''Hey Tommy, whuts up with yer junk?''

Dateline

I'm having a criticalhealthnews.com hangover from last night.  The remedy?  No Coast tonight and sleep it off.

I'm going to document everything Quayle mentioned in this post.I posted it in the MITD thread originally. This post starts with Tigerlily's summations and then I took over.

Quote from: TigerLily on June 14, 2016, 11:18:54 PM
Godzilla ... Japan ... scrawny birds ... Fukashima ... GMO ... chemtrails ... universal flood ... CIA ... God's barriers ... malevolent beings ...  Nephalim ..numbers 13 33 .. Desert Southwest .. Anthony and Cleopatra.  I give up

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 14, 2016, 11:27:38 PM
Nietzsche, Hitler, LMH,  Terminator, skynet, forbidden fruit, Apple computer,  THE END, Hollywood mind control, human cloning, chimeras, hybrids, hitman, Drudge, ancient technology, Stargate,  Tom Horn not to be confused with Michael Horn, teleporting to Mars, alien abduction

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 14, 2016, 11:30:42 PM
Super-soldier, Giant DNA,  Black Night Satellite, Independence Day, diapers, Bigfoot, portals, Poison Ivy League Schools, CERN, Orwell's 1984, Frankenstein, Mary Shelley........

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 14, 2016, 11:50:24 PM
Secrets of Fatima, Biometrics, Anti-Christ,  Elijah and Enoch live, transhumanism, Atlantis, Watchers, Raphaem, star-ships, submarines in the Great Flood, Indian Aryans, Cover-up of history, gene-splicing, I talk about a lot of stuff (no kidding), Under The Rainbow,  Revelation, Time is not linear, pixels, fallen angels = global govt, Hillary Clinton, Republicans = Democrats,  terrorists, false-flags, Orlando was real, not a false flag,  MK-Ultra, CIA, disarm the American public,  Bilderberg, Quayle's website censored in hotels.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 14, 2016, 11:58:54 PM
Stan Deyo, Dr. Baziago, jump-room to Mars, plastic surgery,  CIA hates Quayle,  Russian spys,  Majestic, Obama cloned?, ISIS,  Mullahs and Democrats on same side,  Spielberg's BFG, Giants everywhere, Water on Mars, Phobos, Demos, The Watchers having sex with women, Xenogenesis, Nazis won WW2.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 15, 2016, 12:31:16 AM
US govt. is giving China our land, Deuteronomy 28, Yellowstone, Jackson Hole flooded with Chinese, No one listens to network media, Big Brother in veins with biometrics, smartdust, Fast and Furious, Arming of ISIS by US, Veterans being abused, United Nations bad, Bush Sr., race relations, Donald Trump.


Now to callers.  Wright Patterson tunnel-boring machines under base, Earthquakes, Afghanistan giant, Jeff Bezos, billionaires are being cloned, Sydonia base, Hitler in Brazil and Peru, jump-rooms once more, Kevin Trudeau, Alex Jones, Illuminati, get the hell out of LA, bad earthquakes, pay attention to sharks pooling around in water equals prelude to earthquakes, shark attacks.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 15, 2016, 01:00:08 AM
Vitamin C, Planet X, Inuit Indians,  Sun going funky, Mass volcano eruptions,  growing seasons go kaput, food goes up, evidence for claims out there but I don't have to give it, Matt Drudge,  Ancient India(n) flying ships, Islam,  Obama hates Trump more than terrorists, our politicians are traitors, Annunaki and Sitchen, cosmic war between good and evil,  Malachi Martin murdered,  interbreeding species forbidden, Stephanie Quayle's country singing career, awards.

My dog absorbed some of my attention during the last half hour so the list is a bit shorter but I covered the basics.

zeebo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 15, 2016, 01:13:50 AM
I'm going to document everything Quayle mentioned in this post.I posted it in the MITD thread originally. This post starts with Tigerlily's summations and then I took over.

Awesome!  The best part is some of your quotes are just a few mins. apart haha.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 15, 2016, 01:13:50 AM
I'm going to document everything Quayle mentioned in this post.I posted it in the MITD thread originally. This post starts with Tigerlily's summations and then I took over.

A two turkee sammach night.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 15, 2016, 01:13:50 AM
I'm going to document everything Quayle mentioned in this post.I posted it in the MITD thread originally. This post starts with Tigerlily's summations and then I took over.

Bravo!! Now set it to music. All together now: 'It's the end of the world as we know it.....'

PaulAtreides

Quote from: Morgus on June 14, 2016, 03:28:08 PM
Several times last night Noory got scared with his guest's use of certain words like "PENIS"
When Noory objected to that, the guest told him "but you are on late enough for that" but Noory wants his show G-Rated regardless.
At one point in the interview, Noory couldn't even bring himself to use the word "urine" and subsituted "stuff" or "junk" it sounded like...

George's penis and testicles are merely ornamental at his stage in life.  Someone using the P word just reminds him of better days.


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