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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

albrecht

No explanation of why Jordan Maxwell bailed so we got the dentist who thinks Norry is Dexter Monterrey in the future and Norry seemed not to like him. Seemed like a short guest. LMH was good but Norry kept saying before every commercial break "30 seconds" like it was some kind of contest.

3OctaveFart

I would bet they've taken a roll in the ol' hay at some point, George and Linda.

The coquetry is unlike anything you see (or hear) on talk radio.

PaulAtreides

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 27, 2016, 06:30:29 PM
I would bet they've taken a roll in the ol' hay at some point, George and Linda.

The coquetry is unlike anything you see (or hear) on talk radio.

I thought LMH preferred men.

Dateline

Quote from: zeebo on May 27, 2016, 12:38:41 PM
George must've been feeling coy last nite as he held off playing "Dream Lover".

He and Linda will make "Contact In The Desert" next weekend.

Quote from: zeebo on May 27, 2016, 12:16:53 PM
My fave part was the reptilians flipping us off from the moon...

What do you expect, what with Whitley demanding to be abducted every other week or so these days

zeebo

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 27, 2016, 09:33:33 PM
What do you expect, what with Whitley demanding to be abducted every other week or so these days

He's just trying to keep up his street cred.

The wheels were slowly spinning off in that interview, but when he brought up reptilians flipping the astronauts off from the crater, they shot off in all four directions.

This was C2C at it's best!

Mizak

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 27, 2016, 09:15:08 AM
Who is this person with the chest hair and retro 80's sweatband? Even those Gene Wilder eyes aren't enough to fork over bucks for a phone "consultation".  ::)

Dr. Bruce Goldberg - the Hypnotherapist...Just another of noorys fake guests.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on May 27, 2016, 09:33:33 PM
What do you expect, what with Whitley demanding to be abducted every other week or so these days

I don't think that's the problem. They're tired of the incessant demand for anal probes. It's gotten way out of control now.

Quote from: Mizak on May 28, 2016, 09:07:06 AM
Dr. Bruce Goldberg - the Hypnotherapist...Just another of noorys fake guests.

Thanks, I thought so. Shoulda known by the crazy eyes.

ItsOver

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 28, 2016, 04:59:20 AM
The wheels were slowly spinning off in that interview, but when he brought up reptilians flipping the astronauts off from the crater, they shot off in all four directions.

This was C2C at it's best!
It certainly beat Snoory's infomercial supplement suckage and other typical sewage.

ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 28, 2016, 10:54:58 AM
I don't think that's the problem. They're tired of the incessant demand for anal probes. It's gotten way out of control now.

Are you 'stirring the pot' ..... ?
Whitley likes to lick the 'spoon' ....


Yorkshire pud

It's good to know Noory is still rubbish and no-one listens to his rubbish show....

How do you spell ironic?


ItsOver

Quote from: Meatie Pie on May 27, 2016, 06:30:29 PM
I would bet they've taken a roll in the ol' hay at some point, George and Linda.

The coquetry is unlike anything you see (or hear) on talk radio.
Ms. Linda has been pretty miffed at Jorch in the past.  Of course, they may have just been lovers spats. ;) :))

pate

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 28, 2016, 11:54:10 AM
It's good to know Noory is still rubbish and no-one listens to his rubbish show....

How do you spell ironic?

Toomeric.

Sheesh, no wonder 'Murica beat y'all...

michio

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 28, 2016, 11:54:10 AM
It's good to know Noory is still rubbish and no-one listens to his rubbish show....

How do you spell ironic?

I spell it "Yorkshire pud." If we stop talking about Georgie by shutting down this thread, which I feel is part or whole of your agenda, what's in it for you and why it is so important to the sunshine happiness of your life?

I don't think there was an agenda, Michio. Yorkie was just expressing his opinion. It was more or less directed at me anyway and I'm not fussed, so no worries, eh?

Just Me

What a relief to not have to hear shoe shine clown boy smash the show up last night with that guy Collin Hall talking about some weird shit. 

The midnight guest, Robert Damon Schneck, has been interesting, discussing American folklore (focusing on his story of the New Orleans "Bye Bye Man", which he rather testily claims predates and presages the more famous Slender Man mythos), Fortean history and urban legends, happily with minimal intrusion from Noory.

His wiki entry includes this item of interest to BellGabbers: "Schneck is director of the White Crow Society, a group that aims to educate and help those that have witnessed or experienced paranormal or other strange phenomena."


Zetaspeak

That mid-show guest did sound interesting and I would have listened to it. Unfortunately the first half guest is the Jorge medical quack infomercial which I refuse to listen to a second of and because of that I forgot to come back for the mid-show guest change. 

I refuse to listen to George's stable of anti-vaxxers. It would be nice if he'd stop disseminating quackery. 

Nebraska888

I will listen tonight to Cremo.  Tomorrow night looks good too.  Let's see how Noory does with potentially good topics.

ItsOver

Quote from: Zetaspeak on May 31, 2016, 11:24:06 AM
That mid-show guest did sound interesting and I would have listened to it. Unfortunately the first half guest is the Jorge medical quack infomercial which I refuse to listen to a second of and because of that I forgot to come back for the mid-show guest change.
PremRat must get some nice kickbacks from the snake oil salesmen for devoting half a show to their dangerous quackery.  It's like having a two hour Carnivora commercial, masquerading as wacko entertainment.  They're trying to play the old gimmick of drawing in an audience early, in anticipation of eventually listening to some late night night woo after enduring a two hour infomercial.  At least the little green men aren't trying to rip people off with false cures and such.  Well, not counting the potential for a stimulating anal probe or two.  ;)


Just Me

Quote from: Nebraska888 on May 31, 2016, 10:56:42 PM
I will listen tonight to Cremo.  Tomorrow night looks good too.  Let's see how Noory does with potentially good topics.

I swear at the beginning break shoe shine intro'd Cremo as Richard Cremo rather than Micheal Cremo. I was dozing so could have wishfully dreamt he said it. I'll have to listen again for it.

Edit:

That shoe shine is a total ass when he talked how he was on a date and the date told shoe shine she hates animals. Shoe shine asked her to repeat that so he knows he heard it right cause we all know shoe shine is deaf and dumb all the time. Anyway, shoe shine says they were at dinner when his date said it. Shoe shine now says he got up, and the gentlemen he is, paid for the dinner and walked out.

Shoe shine says if she hates animals, she hates people. Kinda like shoe shine hating her for hating animals and getting up to leave the date sitting there cause he hates people who hate animals thinking they must hate people too. It was a cheap look into the chaotic twisted mind of the shoe shine clown boy who has no clue.



UFQuack

I hear that wearing a tin foil hat can help ward off a probing...


Juan Cena


Is Patty Greer the crop circles researcher that Heather interviewed a month or two ago? The one I called in?

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