George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

... but you know snoron the shoe shine boy loves stupid...

He sure does

[CornyCrow]

Well I hope you, or anyone else, won't need it!  I could be wrong but I think our current payout is $80k per year spent in prison wrongfully (tax-free from State and Feds.) So not a lot considering many jobs and worse- being in a Texas prison and shattered families etc. But, a lot, since most people who get 'involved' in the 'system' tend to be poor, and after time in prison -even if exonerated- you will have a problem getting jobs, getting back into outside life, etc so I'm all for the payments and maybe should increase also (as a way to punish bad prosecutors or cops, though the tax-payers ultimately pay it.)

It seems as though they may put the worse cops in neighborhoods where people cannot afford to sue if something should go wrong. 
We never can fully compensate someone for the ruin to their lives when they are wrongly accused.  It's a shame that the system seems so rigged to not want to attempt to correct mistakes.  When DNA technology came to be in use England went through every prisoner's case when there was DNA to free the guilty.  The state paid for this.  We pretty much tried to prevent it's use.  Decades ago, I think it was the governor of Indiana, who refused to sign for executions of those on death row because DNA testing showed that a third did not commit the crime.  This is death row, where there are usually the best lawyers and meticulous attention to detail. 

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498

Dave "gets it..."

[/GNS

[Juan Cena]

Hilary didn't talk about disclosure at the debate?

I'm shocked. SHOCKED! I tell you!

[Dateline]

Hilary didn't talk about disclosure at the debate?

I'm shocked. SHOCKED! I tell you!

It is probably just a memory lapse like the Benghazi events and the server in her Denver bathroom?

[sumthinz going on]

Anyone remember the show a long time ago where the snoory snoron shoe shine clown act has a freak on calling himself Ashtar supreme commander from space. This weirdo is set up as guest with shoe shine boy and calls in using a morphvox voice changer so he sounds like some kinda robot or shit from space.

Snoron is going along with this crap and it was horrible, but you know snoron the shoe shine boy loves stupid. So the guy uses a software to alter his voice and it sounded like he put his phone on speaker phone. Problem was you couldn't make out what the fool was saying most the time and snoron the clown still acted like it was amazing to be talking with Ashtar somewhere in space.

So the guy is talking but the computer he is using to change his voice must a been some old pentium 2 or shit cause most the time you couldn't make out what this turd was saying and when you could, the guys voice was clearly heard while his piece a shit computer lagged the voice modification power when changing the voice so you just knew it was all bullshit.

I looked that creep up and he turned out to be some weirdo from Europe I believe. Anyone remember that bozo show.

I believe that was John B. Wells hosting. If so, there was also a character on that night that went by the code name "Cobra"? Regardless, GNS

[albrecht]

Norry: "Glenn Frey a living legend; dead at 67."
This is in keeping with Norry, however. In years past he mentioned a frequent guest who was "mortally stabbed by a crazed man" and is recovering. 

[Izintit?]

Norry: "Glenn Frey a living legend; dead at 67."
This is in keeping with Norry, however. In years past he mentioned a frequent guest who was "mortally stabbed by a crazed man" and is recovering. 

Hey, cut him some slack. Maybe he was tired from,you know, co-authoring a book.

[nooryisawesome]

I am surprised Noory has not mentioned his new long term contract. The one he signs every 3 months, to rub in his haters faces.

[ufogadfly]

I,too, shudder at Noory's weird pronunciation of powerful, and theatre, as well. Last night, he added another head shaker in the first ten minutes of the second half hour with Ed Barnhart. He sounded like he was reading a note that Dan wrote him. Noory, "Wasn't ________ also revered ("revurred") as a god?" (Me, "WHAT?) Barnhart may have been having the same reaction, as there was a slightly delayed response. In the third or fourth sentence of his reply, he stated that so and so was indeed revered as a god, emphasizing revered! That was about 37 minutes past the hour. As if that wasn't a big enough offense, ten minutes or so later, he said something else, which I can't recall, that corrected ol' George. It was not in the least bit harsh, but I would be surprised if Ed Barnhart is ever invited back. When a caller asked a question, Ed started answering, at the same time GN started to chime in, and Ed pleasantly apologized, and asked what he wanted to say, and received a lame answer, of course. I think Barnhart figured out just the intelligence quotient he was dealing with, and was quite patient with the dope. I would kind of like to listen to it again, as there were probably more eye rollers in this interview.
George may be just the fellow to conduct an interview with a giant mantis head in space, IMO.

Hi, gang. Haven't visited in some time.
So glad to read of others who cringe at GN's "pahrful" and "theerter."

Last night's first segment was typical disGeorge. A guest with wild claims (OK, I know MK Ultra mind control was/is a thing, but...) and not a single hardball question, even in a nice way, about any corroborating evidence of his story. Then the guest is is "mysteriously" cut off when Noory finally asks about any specific acts he has been forced to perform, but when they get him back on the line our brilliant host doesn't repeat the question that was never answered, and the guest sloughs it off with, "it's in the book." I hope Noory doesn't consider himself a journalist.

[ufogadfly]

Did he just say "nip and tuck" instead of "neck and neck"?

Few nights ago, in reference to two Presidential hopefuls, he said, "neck to neck." Now we all are guilty of a slip of the tongue every so often, but Our Host is a slipfest. You can't listen for even 15 minutes without hearing a malaprop, mispronunciation, and/or error of fact, etc. In fact, sometimes I can't listen for 15 minutes, period. Not sure, but that last punctuation may have been redundant.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Few nights ago, in reference to two Presidential hopefuls, he said, "neck to neck." Now we all are guilty of a slip of the tongue every so often, but Our Host is a slipfest.

For some reason, that reminded me of this movie! 

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hi, gang. Haven't visited in some time.
So glad to read of others who cringe at GN's "pahrful" and "theerter."

Last night's first segment was typical disGeorge. A guest with wild claims (OK, I know MK Ultra mind control was/is a thing, but...) and not a single hardball question, even in a nice way, about any corroborating evidence of his story. Then the guest is is "mysteriously" cut off when Noory finally asks about any specific acts he has been forced to perform, but when they get him back on the line our brilliant host doesn't repeat the question that was never answered, and the guest sloughs it off with, "it's in the book." I hope Noory doesn't consider himself a journalist.

Yeah I heard all that too. WTF. That poor guy was one serious glue sniffer but asslick was too busy on the wireless innernets to bother trying to interview him. And that "dropped call" was even MORE contrived and slimy than George and Tommy's usual dropped-call shtick. George can't even play the "concerned talk-show host" part right. It's times like these where the slime just oozes out of the radio from that freak Noron.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I hope Noory doesn't consider himself a journalist.

No, he considers himself a TV star, a crooner, a Radio god, an  L.A. mover and shaker and all around swell guy.

[Gumby, Dammit]

No, he considers himself a TV star, a crooner, a Radio god, an  L.A. mover and shaker and all around swell guy.

Oh I think you could add "journalist" to that list too...

[CornyCrow]

Hi, gang. Haven't visited in some time.
So glad to read of others who cringe at GN's "pahrful" and "theerter."

Last night's first segment was typical disGeorge. A guest with wild claims (OK, I know MK Ultra mind control was/is a thing, but...) and not a single hardball question, even in a nice way, about any corroborating evidence of his story. Then the guest is is "mysteriously" cut off when Noory finally asks about any specific acts he has been forced to perform, but when they get him back on the line our brilliant host doesn't repeat the question that was never answered, and the guest sloughs it off with, "it's in the book." I hope Noory doesn't consider himself a journalist.

Yeah, that 'It's in the book' really made me thing the whole thing is rigged, but Dave does not mind that at all, because he's a huckster as well. 

[CornyCrow]

Yeah I heard all that too. WTF. That poor guy was one serious glue sniffer but asslick was too busy on the wireless innernets to bother trying to interview him. And that "dropped call" was even MORE contrived and slimy than George and Tommy's usual dropped-call shtick. George can't even play the "concerned talk-show host" part right. It's times like these where the slime just oozes out of the radio from that freak Noron.

Oh, how I long for someone more like Long John Nebel who will occasionally give a guest a hard time.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh I think you could add "journalist" to that list too...

LOL! I stand corrected.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh, how I long for someone more like Long John Nebel who will occasionally give a guest a hard time.

I keep telling SV to do his own podcast with that voice of his. I don't know if you've noticed, but he's a ball buster.

[CornyCrow]

I keep telling SV to do his own podcast with that voice of his. I don't know if you've noticed, but he's a ball buster.

I've not heard him, but he certainly has the wit and intellect and good judgement.  I think he'd be great.  I suspect that he may have more important things that he's doing with his life.  Yeah, I think that would be great. 

[Gumby, Dammit]

I've not heard him, but he certainly has the wit and intellect and good judgement.  I think he'd be great.  I suspect that he may have more important things that he's doing with his life.  Yeah, I think that would be great.

+2

[Inglorious Bitch]

I've not heard him, but he certainly has the wit and intellect and good judgement.  I think he'd be great.  I suspect that he may have more important things that he's doing with his life.  Yeah, I think that would be great.

All that masturbation can wait.

[Gumby, Dammit]

All that masturbation can can't wait.

Heh. Corrected again... 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Heh. Corrected again... 

[CornyCrow]

All that masturbation can wait.

Ha!  I wasn't ready for that. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I wasn't ready for that.

Is that an SV quote from when he's "on the job"?

[CornyCrow]

 Very Funny.  Hope he's not reading this.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Very Funny.  Hope he's not reading this.

Oh, he will be. Tomorrow. 

[qaddisin]

Oh I think you could add "journalist" to that list too...

Or as Noory would likely say: "jernlist".

[Gumby, Dammit]

Or as Noory would likely say: "jernlist".

Ha. That's exactly how he'd shay it.

His half-lidded, droopy laziness descends into the very depths of that peanut-sized brain of his, where it then slowly splooges forth to command and inform his entire half-witted empire of uselessness, stumbling forth into the night, rallying that TRAILER-army of darkness he calls fans rubes.