George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[chefist]

I made jorch up a lil promo poster

I love that one!

[Inglorious Bitch]

English must be his second or third language.  Idiot is his first.

Noory grew up speaking Arabic. He should just do the show in Arabic if English gives him so much trouble.

[chefist]

You know Jorch.  He never has original angle but he's always trying to use one to make an extra buck.  The more shameless the better. 

Not enough talent for Dave to earn a raise at work!

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm waiting for the book and TV series about a slug who poses as a late night talk show host who sucks and then poses as Hank Wyoming, a lounge lizard singer who likes to twerk Toronto.

I would tune in for that.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I made jorch up a lil promo poster

LOL! Perfect!

[ItsOver]

Not enough talent for Dave to earn a raise at work!

"That's thuh trooth!"

[21st Century Man]

Or Night Stalk. I think the pieces are starting to come together now.

A novel about Greg Snoory who likes to hang around a famous talk show host's compound with his 45 and takes pot shots at a certain talk show host whenever he tries do a show.

[ItsOver]

What happened to "Nero Blaze"?  I was hoping to find out more about the mysterious rascal.

I heard he went out in a Blaze of suckage in a 7-Eleven trash dumpster.

[VtaGeezer]

Kudos to the C2C crew for class memorial to David Bowie.  Credit where its due.

[ziznak]

Ha!  Excellent!  Ziz, can you make a photoshop of Jorch's face on Hannah Montana, as Hank Wyoming?  Maybe you already have one. 

that has not been done yet... it's now on my list!

[ItsOver]

that has not been done yet... it's now on my list!

Great!  "May The Suck be with yeeewww!"

[ziznak]

Great!  "May The Suck be with yeeewww!"

and also with you mah brother


this was particularly disturbing... i hope yew are proud of yerself

[ItsOver]

and also with you mah brother


this was particularly disturbing... i hope yew are proud of yerself

LOL!    "Thank yeeewww!"



"Hanks loves to twerk Toronto!"

[Dateline]

Or Night Stalk. I think the pieces are starting to come together now.

Yes, bad copy on the cover now corrected as I heard he did it. 

[Ted Baxter]

Numerologist Glynis McCant with Snoory 2 night...
Maybe Georgie boy can find love with the numbers lady

[loveslibraries]

Did he just say "nip and tuck" instead of "neck and neck"?

[goldendeal]

According to his book, Jorch is a three-time Emmy Award winning producer, he is just like Tommy Tune without the talent, or better yet a low rent Harvey Fierstein with a better hair piece.

[PB the Deplorable]

According to his book, Jorch is a three-time Emmy Award winning producer, he is just like Tommy Tune without the talent, or better yet a low rent Harvey Fierstein with a better hair piece.

Regional Emmys, for his work producing the local news.  There are 20 regional chapters that each give out  awards for news and production of local TV shows:

3 emmys     1978 in detroit for producing the midwest blizzard
1982  stlouis for tv production
1983  st.louis  scenic design

[Dateline]

Did he just say "nip and tuck" instead of "neck and neck"?

Probably just experiencing a face-lift flashback. 

[Dateline]

LOL!    "Thank yeeewww!"



"Hanks loves to twerk Toronto!"

That expression just says Twerk all over it.

[VtaGeezer]

Yay!! I'm up for a Craig Hulet rant tonight.

[21st Century Man]

Good grief.  The Beaver was just on a commercial talking about how he got rid of his diabetes.  He sounds exactly the same as when he was a kid.  I was expecting him to say.  "Gee, Wally, I think you should try this stuff.  I should also tell Larry because he was kind of fat and he is still alive.  Don't tell Eddie though."

Bowie's dead but the Beav lives!!!

[goldendeal]

Pharmacist Ben Fuchs just diagnosed Jorch with hemorrhoids, which of couse can’t be true as we all know Jorch is a perfect asshole.

[Zetaspeak]

Lets all hope and pray that Jorch wins the powerball as tonight he said he was going to share it with everybody if he wins. You know, like the "fund" he made for needy C2C listeners a few years back.

[ziznak]

"the sammich fund"

[popple]

alex jones praises gnoory for making info wars explode. doing away with 90% aliens, goblins and ghosts,  & going in a new direction with c2c. Saying he deserves credit for his courage to put him on lol "he is super manly, super confident. super patriot"

41:10 - 43:30

https://youtu.be/t4kwFcjAMP0

[pate]

alex jones praises gnoory for making info wars explode. doing away with 90% aliens, goblins and ghosts,  & going in a new direction with c2c. Saying he deserves credit for his courage to put him on lol "he is super manly, super confident. super patriot"

41:10 - 43:30

https://youtu.be/t4kwFcjAMP0

That's Super!

Will Jorch do some karoke for us?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYNuoCigGY

GNS

[21st Century Man]

Someone needs to tell Noory that no one is interested in Mayan prophecy anymore.  That is soooooo 2012.

[CornyCrow]

alex jones praises gnoory for making info wars explode. doing away with 90% aliens, goblins and ghosts,  & going in a new direction with c2c. Saying he deserves credit for his courage to put him on lol "he is super manly, super confident. super patriot"

I like all those supers, but he's also super paranoid.

[Uncle Duke]

Yay!! I'm up for a Craig Hulet rant tonight.

How big an idiot is Craig Hulet?  He has less credibility than that night's second guest, an "investigator" who spent nearly 30 minutes talking about an "experiencer" who telepathically communicates with a giant praying mantis head he saw floating in deep space.