George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Izintit?]

Another book?  George is really cranking them out. 

I haven't even read SumWun is Hide-een Sump-thin' SumWhere yet.

Definately read "Night Tawk" first.

[CornyCrow]

The other night Greg/Dave made mention of the Snot-STOCK Market.  Really, he said that.  At least he caught himself. 

[ItsOver]

George 'Get's It' .... dumb, be-fuddled, boring .......
Art doesn't 'Get It' ....drama, drama, drama .......
We don't 'Get It' either ..... waiting, waiting, waiting ...... for what?  The second, third, fourth, fifth coming of Christlike Art ?

"That's my little Georgie!"

[Dateline]

"Someone is Hiding Something", right?  Who is the ghost writer, Night Hack?

[Inglorious Bitch]

"Someone is Hiding Something", right? 

That someone is Tommy and that something is the sausage.

[zeebo]

So add "Greg Nowell" to Norry's list of aliases. ...

What happened to "Nero Blaze"?  I was hoping to find out more about the mysterious rascal.

[Zetaspeak]

Yesterday show was all kinds of awful.

First guest with the classless Sandy Hook conspiracy, Noory tries to sugarcoat this turd by saying "You're not saying it didn't happen, that would be a little too far" (A LITTLE??? FOR f-SAKE)

Then a caller calls in and gets really mad because the guest had a Israel conspiracy, but then asked about S.H the caller buys into it 100%..errrh

Second guest was a tarot card reader. Which of course brings up the laziest call in segment you can do. Personal readings. This is the radio equivalent of being forced to look at somebody baby pictures. It's just so boring.

[akwilly]

Yesterday show was all kinds of awful.

First guest with the classless Sandy Hook conspiracy, Noory tries to sugarcoat this turd by saying "You're not saying it didn't happen, that would be a little too far" (A LITTLE??? FOR f-SAKE)

Then a caller calls in and gets really mad because the guest had a Israel conspiracy, but then asked about S.H the caller buys into it 100%..errrh

Second guest was a tarot card reader. Which of course brings up the laziest call in segment you can do. Personal readings. This is the radio equivalent of being forced to look at somebody baby pictures. It's just so boring.

Comparing baby photos to tarot readings is spot on. Tarot and the numbers lady are about as bad as radio can get.

[PB the Deplorable]

Yesterday show was all kinds of awful.

First guest with the classless Sandy Hook conspiracy, Noory tries to sugarcoat this turd by saying "You're not saying it didn't happen, that would be a little too far" (A LITTLE??? FOR f-SAKE)...

Lazy George is lazy about word choices. 

[ziznak]

if you look at this passage in St. Vandeven 13:69 it is written:

and to thee gabbers of Bell Art said upon his 3rd return, take this podcast and listen to it.  Do this, in memory of me.  Art then fled to the desert... for 3 more years.

[21st Century Man]

Get ready for George's first novel. Coming this July!  It will be a riveting read!
 



I just may have to read this garbage just to see if he makes a point of thrashing all of his haterz here on Bellgab.  Of course he'll change the name to something like Artgab or something stupid like that.  I don't see a co-author but you can bet George hired a semi-literate hack to ghost-write the thing for him.  I know it's not Bill Birnes though.

GNS

[Sean92008]

When AB famously said "Dave "gets it.""  What he meant to say was "Dave sucks it."

[Sean92008]

Parabnormal Date, eh...  Must admit, if I had a free full-contact membership, I'd take it.  Like AB's Somewhere in Time (May 5, 1997?), 58% of men admit that they've had sex with a woman they didn't like...  I'd take 100% if it meant I got some  :

[pate]

SiriusM,

tUrnt on the AM dail, dear!

What throw-back fun!

Us milinil-minus, heh.


Good thymes!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1epEd_MXp0

GNS

[pate]

iNo, Dave.

Yew half onlee yore lishun.

Rest E-Z with that half...

GNS

[expat]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Astrology last night, numerology tonight. MEANINGLESS RUBBISH, ANYONE?

[ziznak]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Astrology last night, numerology tonight. MEANINGLESS RUBBISH, ANYONE?

have you pre-ordered your  copy of "Night Slurs"?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Get ready for George's first novel. Coming this July!  It will be a riveting read!
 

Night Suck might be a better name for this crap.

[SredniVashtar]

Night Suck might be a better name for this crap.

Or Night Stalk. I think the pieces are starting to come together now.

[ziznak]

oh dear lord... it actually is supposed to be a Novel.

"...thriller features the character of Greg Nowell, a late night talk show host who tackles controversial subjects, from angels to aliens and government agencies deep in shadow and fog. Greg's world explodes when government agents accuse him of having received secret files from a hacker intent on exposing a clandestine cabal with tentacles throughout the government."

Greg Nowell... George Noory....

there are no coishedenschez

[Inglorious Bitch]

"...thriller features the character of Greg Nowell, a late night talk show host who tackles controversial subjects, from angels to aliens and government agencies deep in shadow and fog. Greg's world explodes when government agents accuse him of having received secret files from a hacker intent on exposing a clandestine cabal with tentacles throughout the government."

I wonder if Greg will also burn his mouth on a pizza roll and cry about it for 2 weeks?

[Who]

I fell asleep early this morning listening to an old Art Bell show from the 90s.  I woke up a few hours later and they were playing a George Noory show.  They were talking about ghosts and I woke up just in time to hear Noory say, "You've got to keep a weary eye out."

English must be his second or third language.  Idiot is his first.

[ziznak]

I wonder if Greg will also burn his mouth on a pizza roll and cry about it for 2 weeks?

I'm sure it's just a book about a couple of guys getting turkey sammich's late at night at seven eleven.

[PB the Deplorable]

I wonder if Greg will also burn his mouth on a pizza roll and cry about it for 2 weeks?

Spoiler Alert:  On the lasht page, he gets kidnapped in Mexico

[ItsOver]

I'm sure it's just a book about a couple of guys getting turkey sammich's late at night at seven eleven.

I'm waiting for the book and TV series about a slug who poses as a late night talk show host who sucks and then poses as Hank Wyoming, a lounge lizard singer who likes to twerk Toronto.

[pyewacket]

oh dear lord... it actually is supposed to be a Novel.

"...thriller features the character of Greg Nowell, a late night talk show host who tackles controversial subjects, from angels to aliens and government agencies deep in shadow and fog. Greg's world explodes when government agents accuse him of having received secret files from a hacker intent on exposing a clandestine cabal with tentacles throughout the government."

Who will be Greg Nowell's love interest? Lydia Melba Howel? Gloria McPants? Will he be distracted from his pre arranged 3x5 question cards by their relentless efforts to keep him from the truth with their heaving breasts and provocative offers of a glimpse into the sweet mysteries of life? Buy the book to find out- coming soon to the local car wash in the .99 cent bin.

[ziznak]

I made jorch up a lil promo poster

[Izintit?]

I'm waiting for the book and TV series about a slug who poses as a late night talk show host who sucks and then poses as Hank Wyoming, a lounge lizard singer who likes to twerk Toronto.

Hey IO, I think you`re on to something! All this kissing up to Robert Davi finally makes sense- and he can sing, too. Ol `Mallet Palate is always looking for an angle to work. GNS

[ItsOver]

I made jorch up a lil promo poster

Ha!  Excellent!  Ziz, can you make a photoshop of Jorch's face on Hannah Montana, as Hank Wyoming?  Maybe you already have one. 

[ItsOver]

Hey IO, I think you`re on to something! All this kissing up to Robert Davi finally makes sense- and he can sing, too. Ol `Mallet Palate is always looking for an angle to work. GNS

You know Jorch.  He never has original angle but he's always trying to use one to make an extra buck.  The more shameless the better.