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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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VtaGeezer

Quote from: Uncle Duke on January 14, 2016, 10:40:14 AM
How big an idiot is Craig Hulet?  He has less credibility than that night's second guest, an "investigator" who spent nearly 30 minutes talking about an "experiencer" who telepathically communicates with a giant praying mantis head he saw floating in deep space.
I fully agree on Hulet's notions; but he's a master of the art of the "angry man" rant, and that makes him one of the more entertaining C2C guests.  I like John Hogue too (on last night); but it's not the nonsense he spouts, its the rich tapestry of BS he weaves around it.   Hulet boasts about working for "the Great Rep. Jack Metcalf" but omits that for his last two of his six years in Congress Metcalf was in early Alzheinmers and...umm...flew outside the glide path and for his first four was mostly Boeing's guy on the inside.

albrecht

As if it can't get any worse now (well I guess for sometime but I haven't listened as much) Norry has decided he is a hip AM radio sports announcer and so has to comment after every caller or guest's comment "that's an interesting take" "what is your take?" "Well, uh, after this break we will get your take" and "now it is part of the show where we get your take" and so on.
ps: he still cannot pronounce the common word "powerful," butchered it again last night I think with regard to the Yellowstone Caldera.

superfan

Quote from: Uncle Duke on January 14, 2016, 10:40:14 AM
How big an idiot is Craig Hulet?  He has less credibility than that night's second guest, an "investigator" who spent nearly 30 minutes talking about an "experiencer" who telepathically communicates with a giant praying mantis head he saw floating in deep space.
A praying Mantis in outer space is an UPGRADE on the usual Snoory show.
Hopefully the Mantis abducts Snoory.

Grandma

Quote from: albrecht on January 14, 2016, 07:00:14 PM
As if it can't get any worse now (well I guess for sometime but I haven't listened as much) Norry has decided he is a hip AM radio sports announcer and so has to comment after every caller or guest's comment "that's an interesting take" "what is your take?" "Well, uh, after this break we will get your take" and "now it is part of the show where we get your take" and so on.
ps: he still cannot pronounce the common word "powerful," butchered it again last night I think with regard to the Yellowstone Caldera.
I,too, shudder at Noory's weird pronunciation of powerful, and theatre, as well. Last night, he added another head shaker in the first ten minutes of the second half hour with Ed Barnhart. He sounded like he was reading a note that Dan wrote him. Noory, "Wasn't ________ also revered ("revurred") as a god?" (Me, "WHAT?) Barnhart may have been having the same reaction, as there was a slightly delayed response. In the third or fourth sentence of his reply, he stated that so and so was indeed revered as a god, emphasizing revered! That was about 37 minutes past the hour. As if that wasn't a big enough offense, ten minutes or so later, he said something else, which I can't recall, that corrected ol' George. It was not in the least bit harsh, but I would be surprised if Ed Barnhart is ever invited back. When a caller asked a question, Ed started answering, at the same time GN started to chime in, and Ed pleasantly apologized, and asked what he wanted to say, and received a lame answer, of course. I think Barnhart figured out just the intelligence quotient he was dealing with, and was quite patient with the dope. I would kind of like to listen to it again, as there were probably more eye rollers in this interview.
George may be just the fellow to conduct an interview with a giant mantis head in space, IMO.

qaddisin

Quote from: theONE on January 15, 2016, 01:19:46 AM
Quote from: theONE on Today at 01:08:02 AM

GEM ALERT - !!!

"I keep hoping for some sort of Noory-induced suicide/death, but it never happens".

Here is ur precious Heather Wade present host of MITD recommended by ART BELL,...
... Heather who inspired Ur evil thinking,...was Ur chinese father or Ur mom,...or U were incarnated 
on this Planet Earth with such =EVIL= in Ur hearth and in Ur soul and in Ur twisted mind,??

Heather Wade,...watch out,...this might turn towards U on the BIG wheel of KARMA.

George, we get it. You don't like her. But could you please get one of your more coherent and literate staff members to type out your screeds?

Reading your babble becomes quite trying.

Quote from: albrecht on January 14, 2016, 07:00:14 PM

ps: he still cannot pronounce the common word "powerful," butchered it again last night I think with regard to the Yellowstone Caldera.

Purrhful. Noory needs to spit Tommy's pubes out before taking the mic.

onan

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 14, 2016, 02:12:26 AM
Someone needs to tell Noory that no one is interested in Mayan prophecy anymore.  That is soooooo 2012.

You have to explain a little more for Dave.

pate

I heard Jorch interviewed a mantis recently?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIhmyND_WNs

I fired up my Coast to Coast Insider app to peruse old episodes and found that.  I'm confused though, which one was Dave Noorie?  His voice sounds different, was this a pre-pizza roll clip or something?

Also, while looking for that clip I found this old C2C clip:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3yjMeBDPZw

I think the host of C2C said something like "...follow him home...kill his whole family..."
Creepy.  Not Sure about that quote, I may have to watch this evidence again.

In any case:

GNS


albrecht

Quote from: Grandma on January 14, 2016, 11:35:51 PM
I,too, shudder at Noory's weird pronunciation of powerful, and theatre, as well. Last night, he added another head shaker in the first ten minutes of the second half hour with Ed Barnhart. He sounded like he was reading a note that Dan wrote him. Noory, "Wasn't ________ also revered ("revurred") as a god?" (Me, "WHAT?) Barnhart may have been having the same reaction, as there was a slightly delayed response. In the third or fourth sentence of his reply, he stated that so and so was indeed revered as a god, emphasizing revered! That was about 37 minutes past the hour. As if that wasn't a big enough offense, ten minutes or so later, he said something else, which I can't recall, that corrected ol' George. It was not in the least bit harsh, but I would be surprised if Ed Barnhart is ever invited back. When a caller asked a question, Ed started answering, at the same time GN started to chime in, and Ed pleasantly apologized, and asked what he wanted to say, and received a lame answer, of course. I think Barnhart figured out just the intelligence quotient he was dealing with, and was quite patient with the dope. I would kind of like to listen to it again, as there were probably more eye rollers in this interview.
George may be just the fellow to conduct an interview with a giant mantis head in space, IMO.
Dr.Barnhart was awesome quick to dismiss Norry's attempt at name-dropping and "knowledge" when he mentioned he lived in Austin and Norry started asking about Alex Jones and "those bats under the bridge." World traveler Norry. Always trying to 'show off' his knowledge of local places. Oddly, usually, to guests and callers he mentions places like malls in their hometown- which, to me, is weird for an adult male. And Dr.Barhhart just said "I think I've met Alex in a bar but...." and didn't want to go there. I'm surprised he didn't tell the story of when he fell in a pothole while in Austin (some say pushed.) Maybe he did but I tuned out?
-GNS

NoMoreNoory

Caught by chance last night.

George: "I was in Mexico several years ago. Almost got kidnapped. It became a national story"

Izintit?

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 15, 2016, 10:37:02 PM
Caught by chance last night.

George: "I was in Mexico several years ago. Almost got kidnapped. It became a national story"
A legend in his own mind. What a prig. Now more than ever GNS.

Mizak

3 nights ago approximately.Snorry has a new club for you all to join.It's the cider group.Or maybe he just forgot to say in before he said in"sider"? Glad my insomnia is getting better!!! I fall asleep within 20 minutes now when Dave hosts.GNS

Nebraska888

Noory's topics are getting worse and worse........natural health and politics.  Ugh.  So glad I have found SIT archives.......and other great old programs on YOU TUBE. 

I just couldn't listen ANYMORE.

I will listen if there is a guest host.....except GARR!

And, of course......KNAPP ROCKS!

albrecht

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 15, 2016, 10:37:02 PM
Caught by chance last night.

George: "I was in Mexico several years ago. Almost got kidnapped. It became a national story"
Listen to the "radio king," self-proclaimed, describe his almost kidnapping in Ol' Mex:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/03/08/radio-talker-george-noory-narrowly-escapes-kidnap-in-mexico/


Izintit?

Quote from: albrecht on January 16, 2016, 02:45:58 PM
Listen to the "radio king," self-proclaimed, describe his almost kidnapping in Ol' Mex:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/03/08/radio-talker-george-noory-narrowly-escapes-kidnap-in-mexico/
Like Walter Mitty Noory turns waiting by the side of the road for a hotel to send a man out to fix a flat tire on their van into an "action man" narrow escape. It really seems Jorch`s default setting is: LIE.

Grandma

Quote from: Izintit? on January 16, 2016, 03:56:36 PM
  Like Walter Mitty Noory turns waiting by the side of the road for a hotel to send a man out to fix a flat tire on their van into an "action man" narrow escape. It really seems Jorch`s default setting is: LIE.
Walter Mitty, LMAO! You got him pegged. And, default setting - LIE. Hilarious!

zeebo

Quote from: Nebraska888 on January 16, 2016, 02:02:38 PM
Noory's topics are getting worse and worse........natural health and politics.  Ugh...

Ooh, good question for open lines:  "What's the best vitamin supplement for battling debate fatigue?"  ;)



goldendeal

Poor ladies, it's written all over their face “who is this motherfucker and why did he just pay us 50 bucks to take this picture??
Jorch is going to use this to promote his sleazy "Paranormal Date" business. The fucking guy is like pimp the way he hawks that dating site. Last week “the Jorch”  had on Glynis McCants and it was a 60 minute infomercial for his "Paranormal Date" business….”he’s not only the owner, but a client”  The if the guys not hawking vitamins, it’s this dating site. How many hands does Jorch have in the cookie jar using Coast as a spring board? And they allow this crap?

CornyCrow

Last night's program concerned the Avery case (Netflix presentation on Murder).  I stopped watching in episode five because it moved too slowly.  I had never seen a police interrogation before in which they lead a person into lying, but now that I witnessed it, I am shocked and dismayed. 

This C2C program necessitated some homework, which Schrader did.  I could not see Noory studying prior to a show, so I guess he gives the cases that require study and knowledge retention to weekend guest hosts. 

albrecht

Quote from: Segundus on January 17, 2016, 01:16:28 PM
Last night's program concerned the Avery case (Netflix presentation on Murder).  I stopped watching in episode five because it moved too slowly.  I had never seen a police interrogation before in which they lead a person into lying, but now that I witnessed it, I am shocked and dismayed. 

This C2C program necessitated some homework, which Schrader did.  I could not see Noory studying prior to a show, so I guess he gives the cases that require study and knowledge retention to weekend guest hosts.
Google: Michael Morton. A case near me. He is also unbelievably magnanimous and forgiving. Imagine going to prison for decades and your son, family, friends, society, inmates think you raped and murdered your wife. And then learn also a corrupt/aggressive DA didn't allow facts to come out, or be provided to your attorney, that showed (or at least gave credence to the claim of innocence at the time) that you were innocent.

CornyCrow

Quote from: albrecht on January 17, 2016, 06:38:23 PM
Google: Michael Morton. A case near me. He is also unbelievably magnanimous and forgiving. Imagine going to prison for decades and your son, family, friends, society, inmates think you raped and murdered your wife. And then learn also a corrupt/aggressive DA didn't allow facts to come out, or be provided to your attorney, that showed (or at least gave credence to the claim of innocence at the time) that you were innocent.
In a sense Anderson lost his license to practice for five years.  I guess that's more severe than a lot get.  I think Texas will not reimburse people when they spend time in prison, falsely accused, either.  I cannot imagine trying to recover from your spouse dying while fighting being falsely accused of having killing her. 

albrecht

Quote from: Segundus on January 17, 2016, 07:01:47 PM
In a sense Anderson lost his license to practice for five years.  I guess that's more severe than a lot get.  I think Texas will not reimburse people when they spend time in prison, falsely accused, either.  I cannot imagine trying to recover from your spouse dying while fighting being falsely accused of having killing her.
Actually, Texas is one of the States that gives most $$$ to those falsely convicted even without them needing to sue (although they can.) Michael Morton even explains this odd dichotomy in some of his interviews. A State that is severe 'law and order' and etc but also, on the flip side, pays way more than other States to wrongfully convicted and this was before the new post-Morton law was passed even.

CornyCrow

Quote from: albrecht on January 17, 2016, 07:09:55 PM
Actually, Texas is one of the States that gives most $$$ to those falsely convicted even without them needing to sue (although they can.) Michael Morton even explains this odd dichotomy in some of his interviews. A State that is severe 'law and order' and etc but also, on the flip side, pays way more than other States to wrongfully convicted and this was before the new post-Morton law was passed even.
Thanks. I'll remember that. 

albrecht

Quote from: Segundus on January 17, 2016, 07:35:49 PM
Thanks. I'll remember that.
Well I hope you, or anyone else, won't need it!  ;) I could be wrong but I think our current payout is $80k per year spent in prison wrongfully (tax-free from State and Feds.) So not a lot considering many jobs and worse- being in a Texas prison and shattered families etc. But, a lot, since most people who get 'involved' in the 'system' tend to be poor, and after time in prison -even if exonerated- you will have a problem getting jobs, getting back into outside life, etc so I'm all for the payments and maybe should increase also (as a way to punish bad prosecutors or cops, though the tax-payers ultimately pay it.)

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 11, 2016, 01:48:27 PM
A novel about Greg Snoory who likes to hang around a famous talk show host's compound with his 45 and takes pot shots at a certain talk show host whenever he tries do a show.

Which ammo is best anyhow?  Probably all are equally noisy?  Do those ear muff things really help?

Just Me

Craig Hulet was on the snoory snoron clown act a couple a months ago. Craig was all worked up and ranting about how the people are idiots and this and that and I was like shaking my head up and down smiling. So old craig is going on and on and snoron breaks in finally and says craig your making me nervous and craig just kept going with snoron breaking in some more cause snorons panties were in a bundle on the floor.

I like Craig Hulet cause he says it like it is. He told once how the Vietnam war was actually started as told from a general who told an enlisted fellow they are trading with north Vietnam and the whole thing was just business. WOW! The enlisted man saw American ships heading north to north Vietnam and wanted to know whats that. Craig told us what's that.

Just Me

Quote from: albrecht on January 16, 2016, 02:45:58 PM
Listen to the "radio king," self-proclaimed, describe his almost kidnapping in Ol' Mex:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/03/08/radio-talker-george-noory-narrowly-escapes-kidnap-in-mexico/

Funny snoron clown act fact. The snoron joker always would tell his moron fans over the air he was highly intuitive. Guess it failed him in that Mexicon surprise kidnap hijack clown act. I did chuckle when he said how he slid out the back window and rolled on the ground in his get away.

Whether its hot pockets burning his throat or falling in a puddle or getting kidnapped, the shoe shine clown is highly intuitive and knows.

Just Me

Anyone remember the show a long time ago where the snoory snoron shoe shine clown act has a freak on calling himself Ashtar supreme commander from space. This weirdo is set up as guest with shoe shine boy and calls in using a morphvox voice changer so he sounds like some kinda robot or shit from space.

Snoron is going along with this crap and it was horrible, but you know snoron the shoe shine boy loves stupid. So the guy uses a software to alter his voice and it sounded like he put his phone on speaker phone. Problem was you couldn't make out what the fool was saying most the time and snoron the clown still acted like it was amazing to be talking with Ashtar somewhere in space.

So the guy is talking but the computer he is using to change his voice must a been some old pentium 2 or shit cause most the time you couldn't make out what this turd was saying and when you could, the guys voice was clearly heard while his piece a shit computer lagged the voice modification power when changing the voice so you just knew it was all bullshit.

I looked that creep up and he turned out to be some weirdo from Europe I believe. Anyone remember that bozo show.

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