George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Wandering down the hall towards the kitchen I heard the perennial favourite "people are just wacked out these days.  Have you noticed that they are acting wacked out?"  ....  It is like he found a question that every guest can say "yes Dave, I have noticed that.  It is because (insert pet theory here.)"  ....

Haha, yeah I think you're right.  It's a kind of camouflaged fill-in-the-blank question.  I don't think I've ever heard a challenge back e.g. "How exactly are they whacked out?" or "Exactly what percentage of the 7 billion people on planet earth are whacked out?" or "How do you know you're not whacked out?"

[Northern Nights]

The "little people" caller might have been pranking Noory, he's cut off at the 53:20 mark in the 3 am hour www.cjob.com/audio-on-demand

Noory lets out a sound of surprise or alarm at that moment and later says "It never got on".

[goldendeal]

What's funny was the caller Dave from Nacogdoches, TX ...George the tactful one hears this guy’s strong Texan accent and says...."geeze!!"   Way to go Jorch, you offensively impolite  son of a bitch. Note to Jorch, there are nights I have no idea what you are saying either, and its not because of your accent....geeze!!

[goldendeal]

The "little people" caller might have been pranking Noory, he's cut off at the 53:20 mark in the 3 am hour www.cjob.com/audio-on-demand

Noory lets out a sound of surprise or alarm at that moment and later says "It never got on".

Then Quayle the great showman  that he is doesn't miss a beat and  tells the guy he is being attacked by a succubus...heheheh, oh man that's rich.....

[expat]

If Steve Quayle says "The point being..." ONE MORE TIME.... I'm going to reach through the airwaves and scream it in his face!!!!

He excelled himself last night. His usual mangling of the language is "The point being, is..." Last night it was "The point being, is is..."

AAAaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!

[136 or 142]

Maybe this is why Noory so loves his mustache.  Is it just me or does it make him look a lot like this picture of Walt Disney?



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[136 or 142]

Does George Noory dress as a clown to entertain his grandchildren?

Only for the one that was a mean baby.

[136 or 142]

Jorch is a master alchemist. He turns shit (his sub-par radio show) into gold (his 500k yearly salary).

https://youtu.be/xVUtpUdY3Uo

[136 or 142]

He excelled himself last night. His usual mangling of the language is "The point being, is..." Last night it was "The point being, is is..."

AAAaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!

I wouldn't mind him saying it so much if, for once, he'd actually make the point.

That said, I have no doubt the point would still be complete nonsense.

[136 or 142]

Quayle: "Cloning...somewhere in Argentina...they made a movie about it called "The Boys of Brazil"" (Actually it was called the Boys From Brazil)...and it starred Gregory Peck. At 44th minute of the first hour. 

To be fair, the movie may have taken an incident of alleged cloning that supposedly took place in Argentina and turned it into a story in Brazil, but it still sounds funny.

Also, The movie he mentioned "Earth Women are Easy" is called "Earth Girls are Easy." Geena Davis movie.

[Faster345]

"The point being, is..." Last night it was "The point being, is is..."

AAAaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!

That's his trademark. Every time I see Steve Quayle's name I hear his voice saying 'and the point being is is that'. Just say "the point is" followed by an actual point! Just once! PLEASE!!!! "The point being+is+is+that" is grammatically ridiculous and when you don't have a cogent point it becomes wildly and aggressively annoying. /end rant

[136 or 142]

That's his trademark. Every time I see Steve Quayle's name I hear his voice saying 'and the point being is is that'. Just say "the point is" followed by an actual point! Just once! PLEASE!!!! "The point being+is+is+that" is grammatically ridiculous and when you don't have a cogent point it becomes wildly and aggressively annoying. /end rant

You have made the grave, though logical, mistake of assuming that Quayle actually has a point.

[Nick el Ass]

The "little people" caller might have been pranking Noory, he's cut off at the 53:20 mark in the 3 am hour www.cjob.com/audio-on-demand

Noory lets out a sound of surprise or alarm at that moment and later says "It never got on".

The old cross your fingers, and say and/or pray it never got on air is something Dave has done before with the caller who asked a guest one time if he had "ever been buttfucked by aliens."

[nextgen.fm]

Noory must be embarking on a new blitz ad kampaign!

I am seeng the ad

BELIEVE THE UNBELIEVABLE WITH GEORGE NOORY ON GAIAM TV

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory must be embarking on a new blitz ad kampaign!

I am seeng the ad

BELIEVE THE UNBELIEVABLE WITH GEORGE NOORY ON GAIAM TV

It's an incredibly credible show

[scottydawg]

OMG, almost spit out my Pepsi when Jorch said he and Tommy went out to dinner together. TMI! 
I guess old looser guys pair off together when they can't get women anymore. And that toup on Jorch's head is def babe repellant!
Kinda like Prison Gay! Considering Tommy's size I think we all know who the bitch is in this relationship.
I quickly switched over to my Mp3 collection of old Art Bell shows and listened to the Ghost 2 Ghost show
from October 1998. Ahh Yes, Much better for the brain.

[coaster]

OMG, almost spit out my Pepsi when Jorch said he and Tommy went out to dinner together.

Those two are connected at the hip. Well, more like ass to mouth. I bet when they go out to dinner, they have to get a booth, because you know, Tommy is the hindenburg. Maybe one of those chair/booth combos.

[Izintit?]

  Georgie sounded a little more alert last night. Just like last time Art was nearing return he seems to up his game a bit. So instead of sounding like a half-asleep garbling idiot he sounds like a garbling idiot on Red Bull. Look for him also to refer to his listeners as "family" more the next couple of months. GN<<AB

[136 or 142]

Does anybody agree with me that George with his mustache makes him look like Walt Disney?

[albrecht]

  Georgie sounded a little more alert last night. Just like last time Art was nearing return he seems to up his game a bit. So instead of sounding like a half-asleep garbling idiot he sounds like a garbling idiot on Red Bull. Look for him also to refer to his listeners as "family" more the next couple of months. GN<<AB

"Let's do it together, family!"
I hate that commercial and it sounds creepy, especially coming from Norry.

[Jorch Einstein]

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Jorch has just unveiled his new suit he will wear during his next singing event.

[nextgen.fm]

Those two are connected at the hip. Well, more like ass to mouth. I bet when they go out to dinner, they have to get a booth, because you know, Tommy is the hindenburg. Maybe one of those chair/booth combos.

Date night!   

[NoMoreNoory]

I recall a previous attempt by Joorch at pronouncing Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, it came out something like Joker Syanaya, so I'd been anticipating him reporting the 30-count guilty verdicts. I have to say, I kind of tip my hat to Joorch who neatly sidestepped the entire issue by referring to him separately as 'The man' and 'The 21 year old'.

[136 or 142]

For those who aren't aware, the guest on right now is the same guy who was on Ian Punnett's show claiming that Sonny Bono was murdered.

[Juan Cena]

Is this guest related to Rosanne Rosanadanna?

[Juan Cena]

For those who aren't aware, the guest on right now is the same guy who was on Ian Punnett's show claiming that Sonny Bono was murdered.

I'm about ready for Dave to "mysteriously lose" the connection with this goober.

[zeebo]

I'm about ready for Dave to "mysteriously lose" the connection with this goober.

It's always a bad sign when the guest gives a 20 min. answer to the first question, then continues to talk even after being interrupted.

[136 or 142]

It's always a bad sign when the guest gives a 20 min. answer to the first question, then continues to talk even after being interrupted.

Anything that shuts Noory up is fine by me.

[zeebo]

Best guest quote so far: "I wouldn't touch Planet X with a 50-foot pole."

[136 or 142]

Guest: "All signs point to a major upcoming intergalactic event"

Of course that's what the signs are pointing to!