George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Passengers on the Infinity cruise ship came down with the gastrointestinal illness, the Noory virus.  I suppose they shouldn't have turned on the radio  .

[Nick el Ass]

Passengers on the Infinity cruise ship came down with the gastrointestinal illness, the Noory virus.  I suppose they shouldn't have turned on the radio  .

Victims of the Noory virus may find themselves looking like this.

[aldousburbank]

Dear George,

I'm feeling somewhat charitable tonight so I'd like to take this opportunity to say something positive. I really enjoy not listening to your show.

[Gassy Man]

I was going to ask if George ever realized his dream of being a professional broadcaster.  I'm not aware he did.

[zeebo]

I was going to ask if George ever realized his dream of being a professional broadcaster.  I'm not aware he did.

Not until he can precisely define the topic of discussion, instead of just calling it "all this".

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I was more interested in the octopus taking photographs.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George's programs and subjects belong on Hay House radio, not a major national terrestrial radio network.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

How many times does he say "I love it" per show?  It's quickly becoming his most overused saying right up there with angels, portals, and coincidences.

[Nick el Ass]

How many times does he say "I love it" per show?  It's quickly becoming his most overused saying right up there with angels, portals, and coincidences.

If he reaches his quota Tommy will give him a free turkey sammich.

[pate]

Classic.Clas*hic*

/nm

[pate]

So hold on,...

I have to write some Winne the pooh (poop) hehe...

Does it involve Paddington station?

heheh

Eyeore... oh jezeum..........

hehehe

Yep, laughable..

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What a terrible program.  With the first guest, the program was indistinguishable from an informercial.  The guest, albeit, was giving away his ebook for free, but George plugged the book's title Great Decisions, Perfect Timing in every single question.  I don't know if the only prep George did was reading the title, or if he's been listening to late night vitamin supplement half-hour radio ads for inspiration.  Most informercial hosts probably dream of having their own program where they can explore interesting subjects.  George has a better opportunity than just about anyone in media to explore subjects that interest him in as much detail as he wants, and instead he aspires to be an informercial host.  What a waste.

I think my favourite part from the second half went something like this (sorry if I got it a little wrong.  I was multi-tasking at the time):

George:  I interviewed a doctor a couple of weeks ago who thinks he can perform a head transplant.  Now, you say this ties into what you do.
Guest:  Oh yeah, I was talking to a fellow who used to do blasting on Mars.  He said at first they didn't know how to set up the charges properly and he had his head blown off twice.
George:  Geeze!

[Nick el Ass]

I think my favourite part from the second half went something like this (sorry if I got it a little wrong.  I was multi-tasking at the time):

George:  I interviewed a doctor a couple of weeks ago who thinks he can perform a head transplant.  Now, you say this ties into what you do.
Guest:  Oh yeah, I was talking to a fellow who used to do blasting on Mars.  He said at first they didn't know how to set up the charges properly and he had his head blown off twice.
George:  Geeze!

Wtf was the show even about last night? I looked, and all it said was something about whistle blowers. I also noticed that the live chat is tonight "Coast Insiders, don't miss our Live Chat with George Noory Dave Noorie Tuesday night at 8p PT/11p ET, where he'll spontaneously answer your questions about all things C2C." I hope he spontaneously combusts even if the dude couldn't pronounce it to save his life.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  George has a better opportunity than just about anyone in media to explore subjects that interest him in as much detail as he wants, and instead he aspires to be an informercial host.  What a waste...

This - as much as anything - is reason enough for this thread to exist

[Little Hater]

George has a better opportunity than just about anyone in media to explore subjects that interest him in as much detail as he wants, and instead he aspires to be an informercial host.  What a waste.

Perfect. The tragedy of Coast to Coast AM in a nutshell.

[inuk2600]

Dude's head was blown off twice on mars....
Hello.... McFly.....
At least explore it if you're not going to challenge it.

[akwilly]

what the heck was that whistling sound when george had his second guest on.

[coaster]

what the heck was that whistling sound when george had his second guest on.

the air blowing through noory's ears.

[Nick el Ass]

Dude's head was blown off twice on mars....
Hello.... McFly.....
At least explore it if you're not going to challenge it.

Too much work for Dave.

[akwilly]

the air blowing through noory's ears.

Maybe youre right but dang that was the most annoying thing I've heard in a while. I thought the guest was missing a tooth

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What a terrible program.  With the first guest, the program was indistinguishable from an informercial.  The guest, albeit, was giving away his ebook for free, but George plugged the book's title Great Decisions, Perfect Timing in every single question.  I don't know if the only prep George did was reading the title, or if he's been listening to late night vitamin supplement half-hour radio ads for inspiration.  Most informercial hosts probably dream of having their own program where they can explore interesting subjects.  George has a better opportunity than just about anyone in media to explore subjects that interest him in as much detail as he wants, and instead he aspires to be an informercial host.  What a waste.

I think my favourite part from the second half went something like this (sorry if I got it a little wrong.  I was multi-tasking at the time):

George:  I interviewed a doctor a couple of weeks ago who thinks he can perform a head transplant.  Now, you say this ties into what you do.
Guest:  Oh yeah, I was talking to a fellow who used to do blasting on Mars.  He said at first they didn't know how to set up the charges properly and he had his head blown off twice.
George:  Geeze!

His head (Captain Randy Krammar) was blown off twice while in the Mars Defence Force due to the psionic abilities of reptilians and insectoids who would psychically trigger the rocket launcher on his back.  Sorry for the factual error.

[inuk2600]

His head (Captain Randy Krammar) was blown off twice while in the Mars Defence Force due to the psionic abilities of reptilians and insectoids who would psychically trigger the rocket launcher on his back.  Sorry for the factual error.

You were pretty much on the mark. It's just amazing how Dave can let such a large steaming fruity turd of a story like that mellow.

[Juan Cena]

So we had a dead kid and a dead celeberty story tonight. Dave must be having a dance-off with his pants off over this.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

"It is amazing that so many teenagers are using the internet these days" haha yup pretty absurd to use the internet in the 21st century.  Oh well back to typewriters, or would Noory prefer quill pen, or send a raven maybe?

[Bellathor]

"It is amazing that so many teenagers are using the internet these days" haha yup pretty absurd to use the internet in the 21st century.  Oh well back to typewriters, or would Noory prefer quill pen, or send a raven maybe?

He probably thinks everyone still talks on landline telephones, too.

[Juan Cena]

He probably thinks everyone still talks on landline telephones, too.

...With rotary dials.

[aldousburbank]

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[kyleblack]

George still stunned and amazed by tracking cookies and this so called tech expert has a simple html website straight out of the 90's.

[Nick el Ass]

He probably thinks everyone still talks on landline telephones, too.

Art might be a little freaked out once realizes how many folks own a cellphone now. He would always cali people out for having crappy conections. Dave would rather us be chiselling messages on stone tablets though.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Art might be a little freaked out once realizes how many folks own a cellphone now. He would always cali people out for having crappy conections. Dave would rather us be chiselling messages on stone tablets though.

That might be a problem.  Art is expecting to take over the smartphone streaming market by storm, but that means his audience will be using them to call him.