George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

...It's always one of those nights, George, where at around three a.m., I'm listening to you and reflecting on the life decisions that have brought me to this terrible point.

Bleefy, you're not alone.  As I munch on this flaming pizza roll while sipping on the dregs of generic brand tequila from a plastic bottle, I also am reconsidering certain pivotal life decisions.

[Juan Cena]

Bleefy, you're not alone.  As I munch on this flaming pizza roll while sipping on the dregs of generic brand tequila from a plastic bottle, I also am reconsidering certain pivotal life decisions.

...while sitting on your squatty potty.

[Bleefy]

Bleefy, you're not alone.  As I munch on this flaming pizza roll while sipping on the dregs of generic brand tequila from a plastic bottle, I also am reconsidering certain pivotal life decisions.

It all makes me cry bitter tears into my gas station turkey sandwich.

[Juan Cena]

Black eyed kids artist's conception:

Four out of five Black Eyed Children think The Cure's "Disinterhration" is the best album ever!


The other one says the best album is "Floodland" by The Sisters of Mercy, and should be given credit for their good taste.

[zeebo]

Did George just coin a new word:  "manifestationing"?

[UFQuack]

This is a black eyed kid...

[Heather Wade]

Did George just coin a new word:  "manifestationing"?

I wish I'd heard that.  Thanks, zeebs.  The ridiculousness just grows. 
The bar gets lower & lower for the Nooron every night, doesn't it?

[Juan Cena]

"The camera doesn't lie."

Yeah, that one was disproven ages ago.

[pate]

Jorch, "FrontFlip" doesn't apply to your 'stache...


I shall rock a mullet in your honor! 

AQn honorable mullet, mynd yew...

[Nick el Ass]

Did George just coin a new word:  "manifestationing"?

I swear Dave is like the George "Dubya" Bush of radio, hahaha.  Those of us who don't listen need a clip pronto.

[zeebo]

I swear Dave is like the George "Dubya" Bush of radio, hahaha.  Those of us who don't listen need a clip pronto.

Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean he didn't say it.  But cheap tequila is known to produce auditory hallucinations, so I understand that proof is required.

[Nick el Ass]

Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean he didn't say it.  But cheap tequila is known to produce auditory hallucinations, so I understand that proof is required.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure - Tequila

[WOTR]

Typical Breggin blaming anti-depressants for every tragedy.

I was cleaning the workshop, heard Jorch and decided to just keep going and leave coast on... Until Bregan started again.  I hate that jackass.  Yes, people who are suicidal are probably more likely to be on anti-depressants.  That does not make the drugs responsible for their deaths.  The man cannot seem to follow logic and instead uses false reasoning to prove his point.  How many deaths is he responsible for because gullible people quit their meds because they are convinced that the medication is evil?  (Yes, the room was quiet after I could make it to the radio.)

***Maybe it is just my Ritalin that hates him and protests his stupidity.  :

[WOTR]

No correction. He just carries straight on like a drunk driver slamming into parked cars along the street, convinced that if he just keeps going, no-one will notice.

This has to be the best description of Dave that I have ever heard.  Too bad it is too long for the top right corner.

[pate]

I have been busy on intar-tubes, y'all give that too me reel thyme"?

You doan have reel thyme emoticon?  U'know the one that rollseyes>?  Blurp!~

[Nick el Ass]

Jesus. Noory reports the death of Lt Col Robert Hite, who was one of the "Doolittle Tokyo Raiders". Or, translated into the Nooronese, the "Dood Little Kokio Raiders". Just like that. No correction. He just carries straight on like a drunk driver slamming into parked cars along the street, convinced that if he just keeps going, no-one will notice.

No truer words have been spoken.

[qaddisin]

Jesus. Noory reports the death of Lt Col Robert Hite, who was one of the "Doolittle Tokyo Raiders". Or, translated into the Nooronese, the "Dood Little Kokio Raiders". Just like that. No correction. He just carries straight on like a drunk driver slamming into parked cars along the street, convinced that if he just keeps going, no-one will notice.

[albrecht]

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815
How soon will this be an advertisement by some fly-by-night "doctor" on C2C? Unlike the CARNIVORA, D-Herbs, etc this, according to their paper,: "1,000-year-old onion and garlic eye remedy kills MRSA" has been scientifically proven. And, although the concoction of cow bile, onions, wine, and garlic likely will make you smell you won't turn blue like using the "colloidal silver" which is always mentioned on C2C.
-GNS

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

I've usually dozed off by the 3rd or 4th hour, but the subject was pretty interesting and Whitley Streiber also did a recent Dreamland on that topic.  I don't like solicitors knocking on my door, much less evil-eyed ones.

[Northern Nights]

Sounded tonite like poor George tried to duplicate Knapp's great intros (e.g. "Turn your lights down, pour a cup of joe, slip into your jammeies, etc.) .... but instead it came out awkward and curt, something like "Turn off your lights!  You'll need to!"  wtf??

I tried listening to a replay this morning and could only get through half an hour, the boredom overtook me.  And yes, it's so obvious Nooran was trying to copy Knapp's intro only it came out sounding all awkward, lame and Norryish.  I knew someone else would notice, you guys don't miss a thing.  Let's see if he dares attempt that again tonight.

[albrecht]

I tried listening to a replay this morning and could only get through half an hour, the boredom overtook me.  And yes, it's so obvious Nooran was trying to copy Knapp's intro only it came out sounding all awkward, lame and Norryish.  I knew someone else would notice, you guys don't miss a thing.  Let's see if he dares attempt that again tonight.

"A CO-lassic coast to coast tonight!" Preceeded that "Turn Down Your Lights!" intro. A bizarre intro. I can only think Norry was so excited about talking about suicide(s) that he rushed his Knapp impression. Nothing gets Norry off as suicides; almost as good as "mean babies" to him.
-GNS

[Marc.Knight]

Classic.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

More on the garlic and onion remedy at http://www.cbsnews.com/news/medieval-garlic-and-bile-potion-kills-mrsa-superbug/

iirc, long ago on a coast episode Ed Dames said oil of oregano has kept him from getting sick for years.  I don't remotely view him as a convincing spokesperson for herbal medicine, although I do prefer to only take prescription pharmaceuticals when absolutely necessary.

[onan]

Bacteria are killed by lysing their cell membrane. The "cillins" do this quite well... until the bacteria become resistant. So, topically some mixture of onion and garlic may well work. I would guess that after a time that too may become ineffective.

The reason the cillins have been so popular is they do a very good job of killing bacteria cells and leaving our cells alone. That is especially important internally. A salve may be good topically, but not so much injected into a blood stream.

About 10 to 15 years ago MRSA became a community acquired infection, prior to that, hospitals were the major vector. If the sterilizing agents that a hospital uses aren't enough, onions and garlic won't either.

[albrecht]

Bacteria are killed by lysing their cell membrane. The "cillins" do this quite well... until the bacteria become resistant. So, topically some mixture of onion and garlic may well work. I would guess that after a time that too may become ineffective.

The reason the cillins have been so popular is they do a very good job of killing bacteria cells and leaving our cells alone. That is especially important internally. A salve may be good topically, but not so much injected into a blood stream.

About 10 to 15 years ago MRSA became a community acquired infection, prior to that, hospitals were the major vector. If the sterilizing agents that a hospital uses aren't enough, onions and garlic won't either.

Damn, and I just registered "cowbilecure.com" and was communicating with C2C for some infomercial time.
-GNS

[PB the Deplorable]

... iirc, long ago on a coast episode Ed Dames said oil of oregano has kept him from getting sick for years...

Didn't he build his Ukrainian bunker out of oregano oil tins?

[paladin1991]

More on the garlic and onion remedy at http://www.cbsnews.com/news/medieval-garlic-and-bile-potion-kills-mrsa-superbug/

iirc, long ago on a coast episode Ed Dames said oil of oregano has kept him from getting sick for years.  I don't remotely view him as a convincing spokesperson for herbal medicine, although I do prefer to only take prescription pharmaceuticals when absolutely necessary.

Well, with this he may be right.  It's only anecdotal fm me as well, but my family and I have been ordering some  heavy duty oregano oils fm Kurt Wilson, The Armchair Survivalist (tm), for the last several years.  Taking it daily, the incidence of minor illnesses has been practically nil. 

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Yes, my skepticism of Dames notwithstanding, wouldn't doubt that it can indeed help.  While on the topic of natural remedies, I've found a couple cups of coffee has helped keep asthma from getting out of control when I've had minor flareups.

[Rico999]

Science?  Oh oh.  Don't get into something George's going to have a hard time with....unless he agrees with it, of course.

Can you imagine George as a "PR executive?"  Who's gonna hire this guy?  Oh hell, yeah, right.  You hire this geek, tell him anything and he'll plug it.  Just make sure you sign the check.

Pretty awkward interview so far...

[Bleefy]

Wow, this is pretty damn awkward.