George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

well, looking at the bright side I have an excuse not to listen to this crap; as if I needed another excuse.

I only listen to old Art shows, and it has been that way for a little while now... but I made the mistake of listening last to hear another of Noory's epic April Fools Day failures. I can say now that I will never tune in again no matter who the host is, and I hate to say that because Knapp is great.

[SnapT]

The guy's name really was Bobo?  What?  Huh?

So the two other people were really named Walter and Elvira?

[Juan Cena]

So Purin is a threat now, according to Dave? That's. Not what his guest said last week.

[Jorch Einstein]

Brainticket - 1971 - Cottonwood Hill [Full Album]

I figured out why Jorch's brain is so scrambled. He dropped too much acid while listening to this album, back in the day.

[sydtron]

Too much LDS back at Berkley.

[Nick el Ass]

Brainticket - 1971 - Cottonwood Hill [Full Album]

I figured out why Jorch's brain is so scrambled. He dropped too much acid while listening to this album, back in the day.

To blame Dave's dumbassery on dropping acid is bad for those who have done it, and turned out normal.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Meh Noory doesn't seem the junkie type.  Too straight-laced, at least that's the vibe his public persona gives off.

[Nick el Ass]

[Étouffée]

Thank you, George, for reminding us earlier about un-food safe.  The Night Hawk Swoops Tonight!

[goldendeal]

Jorch “we don't do politics on this show, there are plenty of other programs that do that"

Un huh, well Jorch, then just keep pumping out great paranormal programing like tonight, China's Wealth, you wig wearing lying son of a bitch.

[zeebo]

Thank you, George, for reminding us earlier about un-food safe.  ...

I've got an un-food safe.  It's an old broken fridge that I put a padlock on.

[goldendeal]

I am waiting for tonight’s first “my gawd!!! from Jorch

[Étouffée]

I've got an un-food safe.  It's an old broken fridge that I put a padlock on.

Well, 'natch; you wouldn't want your un-food to go all fresh or anything. 

So, where can we get one of those Bobo Baseball Caps?  I didn't really care for Elvira.

[Gassy Man]

CHINA IS NOT OUR BIGGEST DEBT HOLDER, GEORGE, YOU JACKASS.  China is the biggest foreign debt holder, with about 25 percent of foreign owned debt.  But foreign debt is only about 40 percent of the total U.S. debt.  Most U.S. debt is owned by Americans or American companies.

[Gassy Man]

These articles say that China (and foreigners) own even less:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikepatton/2014/10/28/who-owns-the-most-u-s-debt/

http://useconomy.about.com/od/worldeconomy/p/What-Is-the-US-Debt-to-China.htm

It gets really tiresome to hear the lie that China owns the most U.S. debt, especially on right-wing talk shows or by idiots like George.

[akwilly]

Jorch “we don't do politics on this show, there are plenty of other programs that do that"

Un huh, well Jorch, then just keep pumping out great paranormal programing like tonight, China's Wealth, you wig wearing lying son of a bitch.

+1

[paladin1991]

Just realized that Saturday night in L.A.  CoasttoCoast is pushed back to midnight.  A Secret Place radio show is now scheduled for the 10-12 slot.
When did this go down?

[goldendeal]

Jorch, "now was David Carradine really Chinese??? He  was a good friend of mine, I interviewed him once back is in 78"

[paladin1991]

Jorch, "now was David Carradine really Chinese??? He is was a good friend of mine, I interviewed him once back is in 78"

I wonder if Jorch and David were both 'gaspers.'

[Rico999]

Just realized that Saturday night in L.A.  CoasttoCoast is pushed back to midnight.  A Secret Place radio show is now scheduled for the 10-12 slot.
When did this go down?

Yeah, I just saw that myself.  I guess the Saturday night edition of Coast isn't bringing KFI the ratings they want for advertising and they're trying something else.  Even more interesting in that KFI is the flagship station for the network when Dave's here in LA. 

Ad rates now for terrestrial radio are way, way down from what they used to be.  It would seem that Carnivora, D-Herbs and the like aren't getting it done on Saturday....

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch, "now was David Carradine really Chinese??? He  was a good friend of mine, I interviewed him once back is in 78"

I have never heard of anyone other than Dave who meets people, or talks to them... and they are instantly his best friend. If they don't end up dead like Hoffa. 

[goldendeal]

I wonder if Jorch and David were both 'gaspers.'

Jorch taught him everything he knew...

[goldendeal]

Ok time to get to the hippie chick Marjory Wildcraft, this Chinese crap has played out over an hour ago.

[Nick el Ass]

Ghost to Ghost on the U.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I have never heard of anyone other than Dave who meets people, or talks to them... and they are instantly his best friend. If they don't end up dead like Hoffa.

Ah Grasshopper..... A man has a daily radio show where he talks for four hours yet no one hears him.  How can this be? 

Simple.  He is a nooron and no one can hear a nooron no matter how much he blabbers.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm surprised he brought up Carradine considering he went out in a closet considering Dave Noorie's major disdain for those who live in them while eating rats.

[goldendeal]

I'm surprised he brought up Carradine considering he went out in a closet considering Dave Noorie's major disdain for those who live in them while eating rats.

Well, look at it this way, Carradine went out in a closet, Jorch has never come out of the closet.

[goldendeal]

Guest Marjory Wildcraft, looks as if she could possibly be a nudist.

[rzr1911]

That 3-heads on one body April fools segment ranks among the worst I've ever heard on Coast.
Apparently he didn't think so far as that there's real siamese twins.
It was extremly bad taste... asking questions like "when your head dies, do your brothers live on..."

[Nick el Ass]

That 3-heads on one body April fools segment ranks among the worst I've ever heard on Coast.
Apparently he didn't think so far as that there's real siamese twins.
It was extremly bad taste... asking questions like "when your head dies, do your brothers live on..."

I want to know what the meeting was like when they went over the show, and why whoever that is in charge thought it was a good idea and/or entertaining. That person should then be fired.