George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

Watch out, her vegan dinner is actually just Nachos & Twinkies.  (edit:  the nachos are cheese-less of course.)

[goldendeal]

I would bid just to have Lisa Garr call me during dinner...

[goldendeal]

However, I will not bid to have  a steak dinner with Linda Moulton Howe. Don't really need to know where, when and "Howe" my dinner was mutilated

[Nick el Ass]

Dinner with Dave will likely include a free after meal lap dance from Tommy.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The first time, didn't he skip the dinner and just let the "winner" watch him do the show?

[coaster]

i cant go through three pages. what happened? did the king of dick crown himself again...
tsk.

[goldendeal]

The first time, didn't he skip the dinner and just let the "winner" watch him do the show?

I mean really, what the hell you would say to Jorch during dinner anyway?? Plus, the thought of that ghoul repeatedly saying “these pizza rolls  are unbeeleevable"!!!! ... "this restaurant is Amazzzzing"!!! , is definitely not my idea of a peaceful dinner…

[coaster]

get a room.

[Morgus]

Noory made his usual comment just now that we have more firepower in our smartphones today than the Apollo spacecraft's computer had on board.

[zeebo]

I'll wait for dinner with Knapp - Area 51 Rattlesnake & a bottle of Bourbon.

[zeebo]

Noory made his usual comment just now that we have more firepower in our smartphones today than the Apollo spacecraft's computer had on board.

What if Einstein had a smartphone ....

[goldendeal]

I'll wait for dinner with Knapp - Area 51 Rattlesnake & a bottle of Bourbon.

Connie Willis, David Paulides, a dime bag, and a  midnight hike through Yellowstone.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory made his usual comment just now that we have more firepower in our smartphones today than the Apollo spacecraft's computer had on board.

Didn't my roasting of him for that last time have any impact at all?  This man has no shame.

[zeebo]

Connie Willis, David Paulides, a dime bag, and a  midnight hike through Yellowstone.

Ah the deluxe package!   

[goldendeal]

I realize Jorch is a big doo-whopper. But what the hell is his fascination with Frankie Valli? I don't think we can go one show with out hearing him or Neil Sedaka.

[coaster]

Noory made his usual comment just now that we have more firepower in our smartphones today than the Apollo spacecraft's computer had on board.

yay...i wonder why.  noory...

[onan]

I mean really, what the hell you would say to Jorch during dinner anyway??

I'm feeling nauseous.

[coaster]

lets fondle balls more. i cant imagine what george said. another crown? he will learn.

[Juan Cena]

Connie Willis, David Paulides, a dime bag, and a  midnight hike through Yellowstone.

You're gonna need more than a dime bag if Connie's involved...

[Juan Cena]

I realize Jorch is a big doo-whopper. But what the hell is his fascination with Frankie Valli? I don't think we can go one show with out hearing him or Neil Sedaka.

I could go for some Les Baxter or Martin Denny when it comes to the really retro stuff, honestly.

[Never2Late]

next hour... open lines with the topic being "What kind of a tax day was it for you?".  Wowza that's good radio. 

[Nick el Ass]

Nothing is certain except death, taxes, and Dave Noorie sucking.

[136 or 142]

I realize Jorch is a big doo-whopper. But what the hell is his fascination with Frankie Valli? I don't think we can go one show with out hearing him or Neil Sedaka.

The Four Seasons are great.

[wr250]

Watch out, her vegan dinner is actually just Nachos & Twinkies.  (edit:  the nachos are cheese-less of course.)

they used velveeta, which is made from vegetable oil and contains no actual cheese or meat (by)products.

[paladin1991]

If I were to win any of these dinners, I would not be wearing clothes under my coat. 

[Izintit?]

If I were to win any of these dinners, I would not be wearing clothes under my coat.

Yeah, you could discuss the Big Bang over dinner.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If I were to win any of these dinners, I would not be wearing clothes under my coat.

I'd be wearing ten layers of heavy clothing, probably plaid and flannel.  I don't want to be in touch with my body at this time.

[smithy]

I realize Jorch is a big doo-whopper. But what the hell is his fascination with Frankie Valli? I don't think we can go one show with out hearing him or Neil Sedaka.

Dave has determined that after Art Bell returns and most of his remaining listeners bail ship, the only ones left are those low tech individuals without internet born in the 1920s to 1940s era. They recognize Neil Sedaka, etc.

[karios8]

2100 pages of Noory suck

[136 or 142]

I'm sure this has been said before, but it should be repeated.  After listening to last night's show with the astronomer (or astrophysicist?), why doesn't Premier Radio just hire a robot to replace George?  He asks the same questions every time.

So, "Is it the same primordial soup everywhere." would be replaced by "Is...it...the...same...primordial...soup...everywhere"
and "Let's not call it God, but..." would be "Let's...not...call...it...God...but..."