George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm sure this has been said before, but it should be repeated.  After listening to last night's show with the astronomer (or astrophysicist?), why doesn't Premier Radio just hire a robot to replace George?  He asks the same questions every time.

So, "Is it the same primordial soup everywhere." would be replaced by "Is...it...the...same...primordial...soup...everywhere"
and "Let's not call it God, but..." would be "Let's...not...call...it...God...but..."

Indeed, but it's always worth noting.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Or just hire Michael Savage - he has plenty of experience pre-recording his questions and canned responses, and uses them all the time on his show.

[nextgen.fm]

Or just hire Michael Savage - he has plenty of experience pre-recording his questions and canned responses, and uses them all the time on his show.

yeah he did that all the time before he joined cumulus, he still does that for hour 3?

[zeebo]

Good news!  Anyone tired of the daily rantings on cable news about current events, terrorism, and world conflicts can look forward to tonite's first guest!

First Half: Analyst Craig Hulet offers commentary on current events, terrorism, and world conflicts.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Good news!  Anyone tired of the daily rantings on cable news about current events, terrorism, and world conflicts can look forward to tonite's first guest!

First Half: Analyst Craig Hulet offers commentary on current events, terrorism, and world conflicts.

That guy always has me in stitches.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Nextgen, I'm not sure if Savage still does it, but back when I was a regular listener that was his typical third hour like you said.  Still listen once in a while, but not as much as before.

[zeebo]

Every time someone mentions "shredding the Constitution" I think of shredded cabbage, which makes me want fish tacos. 

[Juan Cena]

Every time someone mentions "shredding the Constitution" I think of shredded cabbage, which makes me want fish tacos.

Fish tacos are as American as pizza pie.

[zeebo]

Fish tacos are as American as pizza pie.

See, I knew I was a patriot after all.   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Can someone please tell me how much George sucks so I can enjoy this program?

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thank you.

[Juan Cena]

Who wants to place bets on when Dave brings up his creepy "friendship" with Billy Mumy while talking to Gary Grossman?

[Gassy Man]

To hear George tell it, he's got the impeccable professional ethics of, well, some other journalist.  The best part is where he says he weighs the merits of scaring people.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

[Juan Cena]

To hear George tell it, he's got the impeccable professional ethics of, well, some other journalist.  The best part is where he says he weighs the merits of scaring people.

Without Dave, how would we learn about dead babies?

[zeebo]

That guy always has me in stitches.

To use a phrase from a joke book I had as a kid ... he was about as fun as a screen door on a submarine.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

To use a phrase from a joke book I had as a kid ... he was about as fun as a screen door on a submarine.

or as Biff Tannen or George Noory would say, as fun as a screen door on a battleship.

[Nick el Ass]

Eastbound and Down was a great show.

[PB the Deplorable]

or as Biff Tannen or George Noory would say, as fun as a screen door on a battleship.

''As uh-maze-een as one of those things that lets air in the house on a boat''

[Izintit?]

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Looking at Noory`s gorilla arms does anyone really believe the hirsute moron started shaving in his 20`s?

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch introduced Gary Grossman as having either studied or taught at 'Loyota' Marrymount University. Is that where Jesuits make Japanese cars?

I'd keep that as a companion piece to his bizarre introduction to his second guest the previous night:
'Chris Impey is a University of distinguished professor in the Astronomy Department, The University of Arizona in Tucson'.

-GNS

[starrmtn001]

I read gns ofter but seldom post.  I figure, if I don't actually listen to gn, then I have nothing to contribute to this thread.  Well, last night I did listen, at least for the first guest.  I hadn't heard of  Craig Hulet before but I found his message to be unnerving to say the least.

In the 2nd hour, when Gary was telling gn about using "gn's c2c" in his story to "spread the word," I got nauseous.  Listening to gn suck up Gary's blathering slobber made me want to vomit so I turned off the show.

Sorry folks, but this is about all I have to offer at this time . . . except for:

GEORGE NOORY SO SUCKS!

[snoop007]

ha ha just came across this website and im late.I was listening to the show the other night and what does Fair tax has to do with paranormal,ufos,bigfoot sightings,etc?Since when did this show go political? I listen to the show on and off and it is sad that what to be a good show fall apart.Glad Art is coming back!

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

"Since when did this show go political" is an excellent question, especially since Noory claims the opposite.  In fairness, Art used to talk about Clinton ad nauseum, thankfully he cut it out with politics (for the most part) in later years.

[Zetaspeak]

That last guest was pukeariffic. I only listened to about half a segment when Noory started getting all full of himself about "journalistic integrity" I had to turn it off.

What's worse than incompetent Noory, an incompetent Noory who seems himself way too serious. He can't really believe that. He's not that delusional. Is he?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Also, if you do a closeup on him, you'll see the entire black section (ie/ his chest and belly) has been blocked out and painted over with a monotone black rectangle.  They even chopped off his fingers and belt line, and you can see the edges of the rectangle all around if you look closely.  I'm sure some, um, compression has taken place as well.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That last guest was pukeariffic. I only listened to about half a segment when Noory started getting all full of himself about "journalistic integrity" I had to turn it off.

What's worse than incompetent Noory, an incompetent Noory who seems himself way too serious. He can't really believe that. He's not that delusional. Is he?

The second guest had sounded somewhat intriguing in the write up, but he didn't have much to say except describing how he wrote his make believe novel, so I turned it off after a segment as well.

[wr250]

Also, if you do a closeup on him, you'll see the entire black section (ie/ his chest and belly) has been blocked out and painted over with a monotone black rectangle.  They even chopped off his fingers and belt line, and you can see the edges of the rectangle all around if you look closely.  I'm sure some, um, compression has taken place as well.

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[Humilia Lepus Foramen]